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To all those wanting to crucify the op


I am sure that each and every one of you has laughed at one picture, situation, or person at one time or the other....

Now, all of a sudden, you are all acting sanctimonious and calling for the op's head


If people can make fun of themselves, their pastors, and even their parents, and enjoy it, I see no reason why you can't just relax and enjoy the joke... Every joke has to have a subject matter.


THE OP ISN'T THE CAUSE OF YOUR PERSONAL OR FAMILY PROBLEMS GO TO YOUR VILLAGE AND SORT YOURSELF OUT!!!


He who has never laughed at any joke should quote me negatively and watch Sango and Amadioha play ludo with his/her destiny!!

ireneony:
first time am on you with this.
Seconded. You said nothing but the truth

Correction


It's 'first time am WITH you ON this'


Why would you be on me ..... Are you my bae


Anyway


I agree with you that you agree with me

ddippset:
you mean nothern governors' daughters that are hausa fulani? a babe must not be light skinned and pointed nose to be beautiful. guy this babe right here is delicious!

Your opinion


But if she is 'gorgeous' as the op said, then I deserve to labelled the hottest male to have ever graced Nairaland

And no, it isn't all pretty Hausa babes that are light skinned, and have a pointed nose.... There is this unique beauty some other Nigerian girls have that it would be blasphemous to compare this girl with.... If she is now labelled 'gorgeous', how do we now describe the real stunners?


My point is... She is just an average babe with a 'gorgeous' surname.... End of story

More than enough money to get the best skin treatments, best photography,
designer clothes and every other thing money and name can buy.


I am not hating....

But this girl isn't even finer than me for Christ's sake....


You want to see natural beauty in all its perfection....

Go look at some of those northern Governors' daughters...


LAST BULLET: she definitely isn't ugly, but she definitely isn't stunning, gorgeous or spectacular... The only thing spectacular about her is her 'Otedollar' surname .

Op



You mean this kind of yam?


Crazy statistics with too little to show for it


Next story jor....

RIP TO THE DEAD


If the Government has duly performed its responsibility of providing stable power supply, perhaps this family would still be alive.....




Government negligence and personal carelessness leading to a very avoidable demise....



Once again....

RIP TO THE DEAD

Really...


What about the scholarship students languishing in penury in various parts of the world?



They shouldn't start what they obviously cannot finish.. Because the next thing we are going to hear about is how Nigerian first-class students on overseas scholarships are demonstrating over non-payment of their stipends... Then the clueless one will set up a 'high-powered committee' to look into their complaints, which will at worst, be miserly addressed.


All these last-minute propaganda won't stop us from voting Buhari into Aso rock come 2015

SAI BUHARI

Nice outfit


He is trying to be funny


He has succeeded....


a little

ireneony:
yea

Ok


Hapi new year in advance

ireneony:
January ending

Your bbm still functional over there?

ireneony:
I was only complimenting his wife.
I have lot I don't follow back....am real that y dey follow me

Must you hurt the guy before you compliment his wife?


Anyway


When are you coming back?

ireneony:
I don't understand your statement, what is your business about who follows me

Means I don't understand why they keep following you.


Anyway



If your pishures are authentic, you are really beautiful


Just stop leaving negative comments like these..... Since you have a beautiful
Body, strive to also have a beautiful attitude

ireneony:
I resemble lovepeddler for your eye
Smh...

Of course not...


But you said you need a boyfriend....

So, as a good co-Nairalander, I have been looking out for you.

Please express some appreciation


All those boys that are following you... Wetin you give them chop?

ireneony:
nor ever quote me again
I can change my pix anytime I like. Why are you always checking my profile pix.

I checked your pix because I suspected that you always did that when you know I might check it... From a Nicki Minaj look to a Lady GaGa look...


Nwanyi Oma....

Btw

There is this dude I am trying to fix you up with.... Mr Madcow, that's his name... You guys would really get along together...

ireneony:
I like to comment in every thread, so your own is not an exception.even when I comment I don't take note of the op. Stop sounding so pained, cos I never knew you until you started quoting me

You just changed your pishure again ..... I don see am.... Oya show me another one






Allow the love to flow.... Don't fight it.... Finding love online isn't such a bad thing, you know.....

ireneony:
how? When u are the one that always quote me

You started stalking me by leaving badly constructed hate comments on most of my threads/ comments. Prior to that, I had no idea you existed

Then, I thought you were an illiterate buffoon, unlucky enough to get free internet, and trying very hard to get noticed....


After browsing through your other comments, I realized you were no fool, even though you are definitely very troublesome... You were just trying to gather some rep at my expense...


So, take a chill pill darling


You started it

But I will be the one to end it

ireneony:
woman wrapper mtcheew

Man wrapper mtcheew ..... You started the stalking.... Even though I have unfollowed you, I will still keep an eye on you...



Don't antagonize me... I might be your God-sent husband.

ireneony:
why the insulting me. All you know is to stalk me I didn't join because of you

Don't take it cardiovascular.

U stalked me...

U changed your pix cos you knew I was going to view it... And I did view it.

The pishure of you on some bicycle...


And no, I am not insulting you...

By Jove, You really looked gorgeous in that pix...


So accept the compliment... It isn't a backhanded one

ireneony:
am only supporting Goodluck. Come and join the winning team

u mean the 'whining' team


No, thanks youss vewi mush



Btw, nice pix u uploaded the other day.... Your mum must be very proud

ireneony:
Click like if you believe Goodluck will win

babes are now begging for likes too? .... Are all the woman-wrappers in the romance section dead?



Truly, Life is really hard in this country

ONLY GOD TRULY FORGIVES


Humans just pretend to do so..... They actually file the offence away for future reference. They don't forgive so that the forgiven can feel better. They actually hope that the forgiven will feel despicable, and be forever indebted to them.


That's why they will always be like:


' I forgave you the last time, why should I forgive you now'

The duration of a marriage is not determined by the length of the wedding limo or the bridal gown/ train


The wedding isn't the marriage........ Marriage is what happens after all the 'owambe' has subsided, and the Bella-naija wedding photos hanging on your wall start looking strange to you...


Less wedding.... More marriage.. That's the way to go

Shey na match be dis?


Next story jor

The patriotism of the vast majority of members of the Nigerian Army has never been in doubt....


It's just so sad that we have a selfish human at the helm of this nation's affairs, who has no squabbles with using our blood to fuel the flames of his political ambition.

I love Nigeria
I love the Nigerian Army


SAI BUHARI!!!

Nice one, mod



A father at 15..... How adorable and exemplary

emperorchedda:
Oga we are tired of lists biko

did I put a gun to your head and force you to open the thread?


Anyway


Compliments of the season

Why did it take the man this long to disown the petition?


Someone has been arm-twisted into singing a new song


If Skekau, wherever he is, has Internet stable enough to allow him upload long YouTube videos, then this army officer has no excuse as to why he hasn't distanced himself from the petition long before now....


If he can now find the time out of his busy schedule to attend a bogus press briefing, he should as well have found the time to personally and speedily disown the petition

1- The Agbero- His job is to load passengers and luggage into the vehicle. Your comfort or the welfare of your luggage is most times, absolutely secondary to his pecuniary interests. These days, they mostly look neater and act a bit more courteously than they did a decade or so ago. They act all smiley and courteous with you as long as you have not bought your journey ticket. Once you do so, the tables are turned and you are now at their mercy. Shout from now till tomorrow, their terms and conditions almost always apply as far as the loading of that vehicle is concerned. After all, wetin concern Agbero with overload?

The Grammarian- This one has had the 'grave misfortune' of having acquired a little bit of education. So he wastes no time in experimenting his verbosity on hapless agberos and the occasional co-passenger. He is obviously in love with the sound of his own voice, and can't wait to unleash verbal mayhem on anyone who he presumes to have treated him or his luggage unjustly. As one of my Professors in the university used to say, " much education sobers a man while a little education makes a man mad". This one is definitely mad, even though he is not yet roaming.

The Lovebirds- These ones obviously have no regard for public decorum. The only thing they don't do right there in the park, is the actual act of sex. They kiss, smooch, cuddle, and murmur sweet nonsense to each other. Sometimes, the girl will actually take the whole drama to a ridiculous level, by sobbing or weeping openly, when it is time for her to be separated from her male boo. Speaking from experience, that doesn't stop the lady from acquiring a brand new boo during transit, who would smooch, caress, and finger the screams out of her, especially if the journey is an overnight one. Also. the 'love in Tokyo' performance doesn't stop the guy from immediately 'controlling' or importing another babe, immediately his girl is out of earshot or sight. After all, when the desirable becomes unavailable, the available becomes desirable.

The Soldier- This one swaggers into the motor park and immediately proceeds to displace the person in the vehicle's front passenger seat. Mostly, it's low-rank soldiers and fresh recruits that possess this peacock attitude. They come wearing camo t-shirts, talking noisily and forcing their way on everyone else. You can recognize these ones by their clean shaven faces, khaki bags, and their endless gabble about peace-keeping, Maiduguri, their long-unseen family, etc. Please do your best to avoid any confrontation with these peeps, because it is when you collect a soldier-man's slap, that you would truly agree that the Police is indeed, your friend.

The Drug dealer- This one is a hawker of sundry medicines, ointments, and soaps, which he claims cures all manner of sicknesses and diseases. His marketing technique is mostly rudimentary, self-effacing, bloated with falsehoods and bogus testimonies about the efficacy of his wares. After all, if the lizard falls from the top of an iroko tree and survives, he will blow his own trumpet even if nobody else does so for him.



NOTE: This work is mine... Not copied and pasted from anywhere ..... So please don't ask me about the source... I AM THE SOURCE

Hard knock life

I commiserate with the op


But, as some of my very religious friends would say,


In everything, give thanks. This might be a blessing in disguise... You don't know what evil God has caused you to avoid by your demobilization.

How I wish these dudes had also been demobilized. Most probably, they would still be alive and well today.

Faith without works is useless... James 2:26


Finger-pointing,binding, casting, loosing and binding won't singlehandedly guarantee our peaceful co-existence. We must all make conscious and concerted efforts to bring about the peace we so badly need....

She looks nice and decent.... Old but well preserved.


Too bad Tonto, Cossy, and co can't take a cue from her...




May she soon find a good husband.