These women keep alive hope for Africa's redemption..... They are our lighthouses in a totally dark political and social landscape..


I am seriously tempted to compare GEJ, Tompolo, and other parasites on our hard-earned democracy with these extraordinary women


But i don't want to blaspheme ...

I will just let posterity judge

ireneony:
God will punish that man that want to marry this slut.

I wish I had someone like you for a wife




So I could use you for blood money, without any remorse

Kudos to the man


Let her steam in her own boiling water



He should just watch her wither away

NEVER TELL HER YOU LOVE HER- Under no circumstances should you do this particular one. You will only end up being taken advantage of.... By professing your love, you have given her a Carte Blanche to misbehave and become your Hitler.. Love her all you want, express it all you want, but never impose a death sentence on yourself by telling her you love her.


ENCOURAGE HER TO REUNITE WITH HER EX- Most girls are absolutely incapable of shutting up about their exes...They endlessly carry on about how nice,handsome, and 'Santa Clausy' he was, and how they had to move on because of his drinking, violent, or cheating habits.... They would also not fail to drum it into your ears how all their exes want her back, and how she has 4 or more engagement rings in her bedside-table drawer...all this 'tales by moonlight' is her way of attempting to lead you into her desired path.
All na wash. She wan use you catch trips... Like my Ibo friends will say, 'o choro imepe office na isi gi' ( meaning, she wants to open an office in your brain)..
Consistently encourage her to reconcile with those exes, then watch her get shocked, insecure, and finally furious... No mind am..By the time she comes to her senses, she will be more committed to the relationship, since she now knows that all her personality-laundering means absolutely nothing to you.


IF CHANCE PERMITS,BE FRIENDS WITH HER EX, AND HAVE HER KNOW THAT FACT- Most girls are born conspiracy theorists. The fact that you appear to be fraternizing with her ex, will no doubt infuriate her and worry her sore because she is afraid you guys might share 'trade secrets' about her, and thereby unravel some dark secret she might have hidden from either or both of you. ... She might even threaten to starve you of sex, or worse still, dump you if you don't cut ties with him. Remain strong, brother...let her know that if she expects you to start dumping your friends just because of her, then she will definitely expect you to disown your family, if you both eventually marry each other... Of course she will sulk, weep, scream, threaten, and even go to the extent of telling your friends to help her tell you to do the needful.... Maintain your stand...if she doesn't dump you, the relationship will definitely be the better for it, because remaining friends with her ex underlines your emotional security,and self-assurance. Girls, even though they mostly would never admit it, hate guys who are weaklings, crybabies, and unnecessary attention seekers.


NEVER MAKE A HABIT OF FREQUENTLY LOSING ATTENTION OR COMING TOO QUICKLY DURING SEX- No matter how much of a sex stallion a guy is, naturally he will fail to 'live up to expectation' a few times (unless he is permanently on sex performance enhancers). This may be due to tiredness, illness, emotional turbulence, or the simple fact that he has 'entered that gate' too many times. Talking about 'entering the gate too many times', routine and excessive familiarity with a particular piece of vagina, causes loss of libido sometimes... So my advice to ladies is... Don't make yourself too available for 'knacking' because familiarity almost always breeds lethargy and contempt.
Most girls, even though they would rather be shot dead than admit it,keep a mental diary of the sexual performance of all the guys they have slept with, and actually mentally compare the prowess of their present 'knacker' with that of their previous or other co-existing knackers... I am by no means advocating that guys should treat sex like an Olympic challenge, where they must 'out-knack' the girl's previous or co-existing knackers... But by all means, please try to maintain a respectable sexual record. This is because the amount of respect she accords you during and after the relationship, and the possibility of you 'refreshing your memory' even after you both have broken up, is inextricably tied to your sexual capabilities.
Please see 'Okafor's Law' for more details on this aspect. https://www.nairaland.com/784515/okafors-law

NEVER EVER ASSUME THAT YOU ARE HER 'ONE AND ONLY' BOYFRIEND- To protect your emotional safety and health, dating a girl is best undertaken with the presumption that you are not the 'chosen one', but one of many chosen ones. If it later turns out that you are indeed the only one in her life, then you can dance Shoki and Skelewu as much as you want.... Please don't get too possessive, love-stricken, or careless with her... Use a condom all the time... Don't share toothbrushes or any other personal items which are capable of passing infectious diseases... You can only speak for yourself because you never know where she has been or what she has done or is doing.


NOTE: This work is mine... Not copied and pasted from anywhere ..... So please don't ask me about the source... I AM THE SOURCE

Aborted baby placenta

That's the major ingredient of most expensive female hair and skin enhancers...


Weed....

This is also abundantly present in many female hair products...

Talk about 'hair smoking weed, and getting high'

And the condom story is also very true

Everyone is out with his own opinion, the polity is heating up, the aspirants are ever prepared and the stakes couldn’t be higher. We are in a battle for the soul of Nigeria. The presidential race seems to have quickly been trimmed to a two horse race between the incumbent President Jonathan of the PDP and General Buhari of the APC. However, the myriad of sticks and stones being hurled around in the virtual political streets in the wake of the latter’s candidacy have prompted an analysis of the various issues involved.

And I came up with the question: what is wrong with Buhari?

Before I continue, I am neither a Buhari fan nor the greatest advocate of his candidacy. I must admit however, that to me – and I sure am entitled to my opinion – he represents a better option to a government of shame and mediocrity.

Religious Bigot: One of President Jonathan’s attack dogs; His Eminence, Sir Doyin Okupe declared few days ago thus: “Buhari is a religious bigot and should be ashamed”. For many years now, I have known the meaning and various shades of definition of the term ‘bigotry’, however I was sent back to ‘re-understand’ what I thought I knew. From my study, I summarized the meaning of the word thus: “a person who regards and/or mistreats members of a different religious belief with hatred and intolerance”. What exactly is the case against Buhari? and why has he been so labelled? Well, there seems to be this myth that the man signed or attempted to sign a pact to Islamize Nigeria. I called it a myth because like me, majority of young Nigerians were either unborn or too young to know what happened if anything ever happened. And from those who were old enough at the time, I have not seen any evidence in print or electronic media substantiating those claims. Again, Gen. Buhari was asked on live TV his thoughts about the rumored muslim/muslim ticket of the APC. As straightforward as ever, he replied that if it is the choice of Nigerians, then so be it. I was not only impressed. I was filled with admiration for his forthrightness. He could have so easily shied away from that point of view because of the sensitivity of the issue or his candidacy. He did not. It beats me how Nigerians like the proverbial dog always cheaply fall for the bone of religious sentiments being thrown by members of the opposition about another candidate. Do you not get the point friends? It is a mere game for them. The same candidate that they mudsling today, if he falls in their camp tomorrow, they will come back to sugarcoat him before your very eyes. Now let’s talk about Buhari and Sharia law. It is no secret as statements credited to him have shown that the General is an unapologetic follower of the Sharia and he does not deny it. Why this is a problem to us (or many of us) is understandable. Many of us are afraid of the gory stories that emanate from some of the northern states where Sharia is in practice. But this fear I must admit is borne out of
ignorance of the Sharia law, what it stands for and its mode of operation. Many of us really do confuse ‘jungle justice’ for Sharia once we find out it was meted out by northern Muslims. Wrong. When the debate about implementing Sharia in all states of the federation was hot during the Obasanjo era, as a secondary school student with a very good grasp and understanding of national issues, I remembered kicking stoutly against it. As a practicing lawyer looking back, my passionate ignorance at the time
amuses me greatly. While I still firmly believe that it is of absolutely no use implementing the Sharia in states that do not have an overwhelming majority of muslim population, it is merely an opinion and I keep to that opinion bearing in mind that wherever it is implemented – muslim state or not; you are not bound by the Sharia unless you are subject to it anyway. Just like the Islamic law of inheritance; the fact that it is recognized in your state does not mean it will apply to you if you are not a muslim. Take Kwara
for instance, the Islamic inheritance law is recognized but as a Christian living in Kwara state, I do not even have to know that it exists! Such is the application of the Sharia in Nigeria. Buhari is a practicing muslim, his holy book recommends/commands Sharia, he is an advocate of, the laws of the
Federal Republic recognize Sharia. What is our problem really? For all its worth, nothing said, nothing evidenced and nothing perceived should make anyone refer to General Buhari as a religious bigot.


Well… he’s not a religious bigot but he’s 72… Age: Time is too precious to be spent making an issue about General Buhari’s age. He is 72 years old. Suddenly that became our problem. I agree that the APC could have fielded a younger candidate, but please; they held party primaries. The younger, probably better people were either not contesting or were soundly beaten at the primaries. Guess what; Buhari emerged. The question I ask while not making any direct assumptions is; would you rather vote an incompetent 50 year old than a competent 70 year old? The answer is obvious. Why don’t we then face the issues which for me are simple; GEJ for reelection, GMB for election. Make a choice! Again I ask, can we justify our anger at the inaction of the youth by taking it out on Buhari? It is absolutely ridiculous to even consider that. Do we satisfy our sympathy for the plight of the maligned
youths or express our frustration by voting Jonathan? Is Goodluck Jonathan that paragon of youthfulness and intellectualism that we wish to showcase? Since Jonathan’s media dogs have resorted to comparing him with Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, Barack Obama, Lee Kuan Yew and most recently JESUS CHRIST!!! Permit me to ask how old the great Mandela was when he became the South African President? SEVENTY-SIX… (76). Okay does that say something? I hear someone asking whether Buhari went to prison or could go to prison for 27 years like Mandela. My answer is simple, no. He did not and I cannot speak for his willingness to do so. But South Africa voted Mandela because he had what they needed, it wasn’t a sympathy election. It was a nationalist selection. They believed Mandela had what it took to take the rainbow nation to the next level, and he did deliver. When he left in 1999, how old was he? Do the. Need I say more?
Nigerians, IF for other considerations(emphasis on if), we believe Buhari has what it takes to bring sanity to the government and bring an end to a rule of mediocrity, I believe I’ve said enough for us to see that his age has nothing to do with it.


But then Buhari is desperate. Isn’t it? Desperation: Many have accused the General of being desperate to ascend the apex seat. Just how does anyone name Buhari desperate? How? Then the next minute, the same person will use Abraham Lincoln as motivation. Please quit being ridiculous. Is it an African thing or we are just allergic to seeing the positives in our own? Or we just cannot do without a campaign of disparagement and calumny?
Should it be a thing of derision or a thing of motivation that a candidate keeps running for a position in which he has emerged runner-up on several occasions. Now, Buhari definitely did not force himself upon the APC. He underwent party primaries. He could so easily have lost contesting against individuals who are strong politicians in their own rights like Atiku
Abubakar, Sam Nda-Isaiah and Rochas Okorocha yet he won. Many people have made a lot of noise about how a person like Babatunde Fashola should have been given a chance. I agree, but hey, Mr. Fashola did not contest the primaries. Buhari’s fault?
Some unfortunate statements have been credited to Buhari which I wouldn’t attempt to defend. In 2011, he stated that the country would be made ungovernable should the PDP rig the presidential elections.
The PDP did rig, and violence ensued mostly traced to supporters of the CPC. Buhari was quiet, like a wounded lion. He had lost the election by a great margin despite raking up 12 million votes. Yet, his silence was questioned. People said he needed to speak up so that his supposed supporters would stop the violence. He did speak up. He appealed to the violent youths to give peace a chance. Some did, others did not. The next thing we knew, voices in the media were calling for Buhari to apologize for the post election violence. Of course he did not. I wouldn’t either and for obvious reasons. Remember Nigerians, a panel of inquiry into the post election violence was set up by the Goodluck Jonathan Administration. The panel came up with a report that did not indict Gen. Buhari. Where is that report today? Your guess is as good as mine. Why label him desperate? But he was a dictator and will always be. Really


Dictatorship: Whew! Are we still discussing Buhari? I made this the last point because in my opinion it is the most ridiculous. I hear some ‘educated’ folks and some supposed students of politics saying that since Buhari was a dictator during his last regime, then Nigerians can expect more of the same. How lame. Of course I admit, General Buhari of 1983 was a dictator. He was a military head of state remember, and that was the system in which he was called to function at the time. His supposed dictatorial tendencies at
the time were used to full positive and negative effect but then again, within a system which allowed it. Should we now believe that Buhari would walk into Aso Rock and start barking orders? Given that his party may not even have a controlling majority in the National Assembly; given that his party may not even be in control of more than half of the states of the federation; given that there will be a mighty opposition party in the shape and colour of PDP watching every step and misstep alike? Come on Nigerians; now, those are only just the political checks. What about the primary democratic
system of separation of powers, of checks and balances? None of which existed during his “dictatorial regime”. How can he then be a dictator? Having said this, I ask; Can Buhari become the president in 2015? Yes. Should he be contesting in 2015? Yes. Will he win the election in 2015? That is up to all of us Nigerians. However we cannot afford to
make our choices based on cheap and unsubstantiated political ‘sticks’ and ‘stones’ being hurled around the virtual streets by self serving politicians. Being stuck with making a choice between Goodluck
Jonathan and Muhammadu Buhari is not a position many Nigerians will like to be. As a respected senior colleague Ayo Sogunro aptly put it: “it is a dangerous place to be”. The more reason why our choices have to be objective and the bases of our choices must be conscious consideration and calculative evaluation of the character strengths and weaknesses of the candidates, the major issues of national
interest and no more.



SO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH BUHARI? You know the answer. God bless Nigeria



Source- https://akinakintayo./2014/12/22/what-is-wrong-with-buhari/

THIS IS DEFINITELY BAD NEWS!

There will definitely be a downsizing.

Many will lose their jobs.....only a minute few will gain from this take-over



MAY OUR LEGITIMATE SOURCES OF LIVELIHOOD NEVER BE TAKEN AWAY FROM US

My heart bleeds every time I see youths canvassing support for Gen. Buhari.

P.S. nothing in this post should be interpreted as my endorsing GEJ for 2015.

Frankly, I believe both men are too poor to lead Nigeria. Let us assume that indeed the youths are the future of tomorrow. When Buhari seized power from the barrel of the gun in 1983, some of our parents had not met, not gotten married, talk less of knowing that their children will be born. Then, as a 41 year old man, Buhari may have told our parents that they are the future of tomorrow. 31 years and 3 generations thereafter, a 72 year old Buhari stands up for elections again. Now as at then, he still wants us to believe the youths are the leaders of tomorrow. If we assume he wins the election, I can believe he will run a second term in 2019 (having promised not to contest in 2015, you can understand if I don't believe him if he says he will not contest again in 2019). Nigeria may then have the enviable opportunity of being led by an 80 year old President!!

Mathematicians please tell me: if today is not the tomorrow of 31 years ago, when then is tomorrow?


Reginald Aziza

Another slave recruitment exercise


I would rather go to Malaysia and sell my kidney, than become a white-collar slave in a Nigerian Bank....


Outrageous emoluments accrue to the bank heads, who disburse outrageous and questionable loans, while the 'recruits' are given outrageous targets to meet, even at their dignity's expense... A perfect example of "monkey dey work, baboon dey chop"

Op

Please let me know when either Elumelu or Ovia or Segun Oloketuyi needs a kidney transplant

SLS has poured fuel on a raging inferno....


Now boko haram have started attacking his age-mates


Moral of the story.... If BH doesn't regard elders, why will they regard the Emirate?


Sanusi had better procure MOSSAD and/or KGB bodyguards..... These BH dudes are not smiling

These days, everyone is meeting everyone...


In fact, this is the 'meeting' season...


But

'Meeting' isn't what is noteworthy, Staying together is....

That is why I dedicate this my frontpage comment to


OLU AND JOKE JACOBS

Definition of 'wife material'



An endowed girl flawlessly swinging her waist to an Ibo rhythm .... Really hard for a man to look away from



A GOOD WAIST, A GOOD RYTHM, AND FLAWLESS TRADO-TWERKING, triples an Ibo girl's market value overnight.



if you think I am lying, ask Uncle Chinedu....

kristina1:

Dont mind the op,he want to chop and clean mouth.

read the whole of the first page.... U will see where I described how it took place... It was a regrettable accident... Since then, we haven't touched each other again.

Kachisbarbie:


Jesus!
The blogger!!!!!!i
I created that stuff!
I still have the soft copy in my files.

it's actually like 3 blogs who have stolen your stuff.... I also found my 'five types of girls you meet in church' article on like 5 websites... I would creat a thread on it tomoro shaa.... D plagiarism is getting scary

DestinedSharon:

And what if she has been reading this?

one way or the other, I have to let it out.... It's been eating me up from imside

http://www.raphruks.com/2014_12_08_archive.html?m=1


Kachisbarbie

Who is guilty of plagiarism between u both?


The blogger, I suppose

chibwike:
Ok..cool...and what is the name of ur other monicker

dude, I ain't daft... If u have my other moniker, you don't need a nuclear physicist to pinpoint the lady... U just find who we are mutually following, that's all.... Thanks for the psyching sha

Pradit:
Dude..flee with your 2 legs touching your head.forget 21st century this stuffs are fucking real.

flee to where exactly?.... Juju has worldwide jurisdiction... I am just looking for a way to settle things amicably.

chibwike:
Lol...fear don dey catch me cef...please oh...i dnt want to knw her again....lemme not go and involve myself in the stuff



but wait, are you following her too?

with my other moniker, yes. With this moniker, no.

bisous:


heya now I pity you whatever you do,do not I repeat do not have a blood covenant with her .....IT IS BINDING

thanks for the advice... Muchos Gracias

chibwike:
Ok....can you send me a pm

Letting u know you are following her is bad enough... Pinpointing her is damaging her rep, even if I pinpoint her to only you.... Who knows how far her prophetess's vision can go... I am seriously scared bro

bisous:
if you sit back and think deeply enough about it you'd know it works because blood in itself carries your spiritual essence else why would a lifeless body have no blood? hence having a blood covenant is spirit agreeing with spirit.........
Mr Sharp guy you went to bleep a virgin knowing you have your own girlfriend and you wouldn't be serious with her shey?
Oun ti omo nah bari ni ko fi e she

I have never bleeped my friends... We were really very good platonic friends... I just guess the devil did extra time that day.... We were watching 'Love don't cost a Thing'. Next thing I know,we just jumped on each other... First time I ever experienced that level of lust....

chibwike:
Lol...this just got interesting......who could that be na...please give me a clue

That's against the nairaland rules.... This my 'king' moniker could get banned till kingdom come...

chibwike:
Na wa oh....

I just checked your profile and found out that you are following her.... It's all good sha

[quote author=Enegod post=29088174][/quote] do I look like Andyblaze to you?... I am in real trouble


The reason I am seeking help with this moniker is that she knows my other two monikers... This is my major one tho

kristina1:
You dnt have to enter into a covenant because deflowering her alone is a covenant.
Just prove ur love to her in various way.

prove love ke

I don't love her... We were supposed to be just friends.

I am in a fix right now... I deflowered this 23year old lady a few weeks ago, who I met last month on this site... For some days now, she has been seriously working on me to enter a blood covenant with her to always be with her until we both agree to discharge each other.
I do like her, but I have a girlfriend who I would kill for... It's too bad my nairaland padi got caught up so fast. She has a longstanding boyfriend who has a very very popular moniker on this site, who has supported her all these years in her maintenance of virtue... The dude even shared one of my comments yesterday... I feel so sick.
Anyway, the summary of the whole story, is that she wants us to 'formalize' our covenant by tasting each other's blood because, in her opinion, I have claimed her most coveted virtue,

The scary part is that she attends one of these white garment churches..mI really don't want someone laminating my destiny and hanging it on a tree.

Please I need advice from experienced peeps...

Do blood oaths really work?

How do I get her off my back? She is very smart, so I don't think any amount of my slickness is going to help me.

If I get out of this jam, I promise not to send PMs to any lady on this site anymore...

A remodeled and cuter version of the old version....


GENEVIEVE 2014 MODEL



of a truth



2014 Toyota Camry outclasses and is way cuter than 1979 Camry ...


I am seriously looking forward to another newer GENEVIEVE


*teamgiveGenevievebele2015*

Hmmmmmm

Everyone is a potential moneymaking machine..... As long as the head, vital organs, etc are in good shape...



So what's their problem?


Anyway



None of the persons reading this comment, including myself, shall become another person's diabolical ATM.....

WE SHALL NOT DIE A WASTEFUL OR PREMATURE DEATH

And all the Rich ones were called by God?


*in Tupac's voice*


ONLY GOD WILL JUDGE