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Rest in Peace, Mr. Yinka Craig. Every man is expected to play his part - thank God you played yours!

This is Big Brother "Nigeria"!! Thabo Mbeki will you please report to Aso Rock!!

(Mbeki walks in and takes a seat)

Aso Rock: Is it true that you have resigned?

Thabo Mbeki: Well, I had to considering -

AR: Hold itttt!! Considering what Do you realise that this is Africa and nothing of such happens just like that? Dem do you? Please please please just find your way back to power because sooner very soon my people are going to use that against me to press for my own resignation!!

(TM leaves AR) If your people want you to resign why wont you? Maybe there is a grave reason for their yearning!! If you love your country, please grant their wishessss!!!

Hi everyone! Dan Foster's resignation from Coolfm is really one for the news but does anyone know whether Ikechukwu Agwu aka Iyke d G has returned to coolfm? I've always  loveeeeeed his programmes right from the then Enugu FM. Where has he been? Can't wait! He's great as far as radio is concerned!!!

I dont mind having Tawana back. I love her real much!! She speaks well and makes sense when she does. As for Latoya, not a bad proposition but her permanent eviction will deny the house a cheap resort to indecent entertainment!!Tawana should stay!!

I sympathise with Yar'Adua; he's been ill for ages. But what i feel sick about is why whosoever made him president considered him the best man for the job in a country where, for some miraculous reasons, everyone isnt bedridden. He once told the nation that he started seeing his German doctors since 1986. Is Nigeria, i ask, not ailing enough to be spared the contrived destiny of being burdened with a terminally ailing president? Out of an active sense of humanity, I sincerely wish him quick recovery and Nigeria even more so.

Let me ask: was it ever part of our law to arrest someone in lieu of someone else? Nigeria stinks!

She's such a positively quiet woman that even with a dozen of her type I will still have 'PEACE' at my door post.Maybe hanging drunkenly!Such a cool creature plus other value added bits and pieces!

It is always interesting to read what people say about religion because it has never been the same as has been demonstrated here. Religion is such an abstract issue that there isnt a standard truth about it.
To the post: i feel that preaching on commercial buses is irritating.Prayer or spiritual engagement of any description should be done with absolute concentration and at a serene moment.Preaching to people whose minds are innundated with personal problems cant afford to give undivided attention to preaching on buses.It might be that my opinion is coloured by the unimpressive nature of my christain attitude (this is a personal judgement) but i feel that Nigerians on commercial buses are a collection of myraid problems.

This is my last word on the audacity with which preaching is done on buses or anywhere else:


"The higher one climbs on the spiritual ladder, the more one will grant others their own freedom and give less interference to another man's state of consciousness" Paul Twitchell

I hope my contribution makes some sense!

AUGUST 26.
Professor Tam David West and Rev Sunday Mbang are of the same date!
Please call me up if u share same: 08023848897

I'll like to spend it with any willing young lady in her late 20's who can cook nice Xmas meal. I live alone in a serene part of town in Lagos and so privacy is no object or so i think oo! Are u willing?Give me a shout on my messenger dumebig.

If all these people could go into advertising as copywriters i bet we'd get it right soonest! But i doubt it based on the inchorence of their critique!

Marriage?Why should anybody lose their sleep about that rite of passage?If our courts still entertain divorce cases, it means that some people got it wrong when they chose their partner! For those who are unmarried like i am,think nothing of that.Just live a life that makes u happy!!

go to Consecrated Farms at Usi Ekiti for juvenile,fingerling,and table size catfish.

My friend Beeshop dont u think u might lose some respect before your friends who might think that you cant find your own woman for marriage?Just thinking; I'm not too certain about my thoughts.But if u urself are fine with that,dont let it bother you.Life is filled with such twists and turns,ok? Does anyone share my opinion?Give my honest regards to her

"Behind Closed Doors" is an obligatory element of politics and as long as that remains all opinions expressed here lack the basis for believability. Nigeria is not the place where any means to a political end is humanized. I have lost hope!!!

Age limit as an obligatory aspect of job advert in Nigeria is unfortunate.At what age did most of us gain addmission into university what with JAMB hurdle and all?With the maximum limit at 26,27,it's compelling to ask how many Nigerians finished university career at that age?This is why falsification of age will keep recurring in the desperation for job placement.

Thanks all for your responses
@Kyd4lyf:nice to know that u once had a friend my namesake. All 'Dumebis should be nice i dare say.Or in all modesty i havent met any who isnt!Might i as well ask why u went your different ways?

Enough of this!!It does happen,u know? .But by the way,who does the girl call when such a common request is granted?I understand the card is converted to money more often than not ;DWho shares my sentiment?

Enough of this!!It does happen,u know? .But by the way,who does the girl call when such a common request is granted?I understand the card is converted to money more often than not. ;DWho shares my sentiment?

Welcome to the land;the place for anything new and nude about Nigeria !!

Just go away and never to return to him!As u know it's not good to judge,don't put urself where the least one can do is to pass judgement. Life is a delicate enterprise;dont make it more so!

Why not?At least we can have near misses!However i dont mind such a development.I've been prowling on the land lately with that on my mind.[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][color=#990000][/color][size=8pt][/size]

That's a terrific start for Kanu.Way to go Mukina!!

That's a terrific start for Kanu.Way to go Mukina!!

Hey everyone,my close pal wants to take my ex-girl to the altar. What du think about this?