₦airaland Forum

ogatboy:
Jonathan was 10x better than the lunatic running this country. We warned them but the people that have no foresight and vision felt it was a tribal thing. Now they want to make the same mistake with BAT and they think is a tribal or religious thing.

If Osibanjo had won the primaries, the election would have been a better contest on the harvest of idea.

The funny thing is na still Yoruba and Hausa people dey feel the heat pass.

ogatboy:
Jonathan was 10x better than the lunatic running this country. We warned them but the people that have no foresight and vision felt it was a tribal thing. Now they want to make the same mistake with BAT and they think is a tribal or religious thing.

If Osibanjo had won the primaries, the election would have been a better contest on the harvest of idea.

The funny thing is na still Yoruba and Hausa people dey feel the heat pass.

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

Stephen2324:
Between Betting, doing drugs and womanizing, which ruins a man faster, and why?

Akwamkpuruamu:
They have spoken. After all where are the cows? His response when Pa Fasorantis daughter was killed. He added Fulanis and Yorubas are one. So its either he supports RUGA land grabbing or he loses theor votes.

Tinubu i no wouldn't mind giving up the entire yoruba land to the Fulanis to have the presidency

SATANICALLY666:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-igp-orders-probe-of-portable-over-1-million-boys-rant

kennymike84:
Don't mind him jare ,Jagaban disappointed him like Buhari disappointed Sowore in 2015.

ThatFairGuy1:
How APC/PDP won Local Government

PDP: 403,371
APC: 375,027
Accord: 4,515
LP: 2,729
SDP: 515

bennybuhari:
He refused to participate in Osun Governorship Election, thinking the party will lose without him. Now he has been humbled.

Atiku should call his bluff and continue with his campaign

Prudoh:
Ha! Portable, a Chelsea fan... No wonder.. SMH

helinues:

So far so good, the election is credible as Pdp is leading, just wait for change of narration by evening

Meanwhile, NNPP are getting votes than LP.

The LP candidate labour is in vain oo

Funflipper:
Don't be naive. Your 20 million followers on social media are scattered all over the world. How will your social media follower who lives in Ghana vote for you? This is a clear indication you will fail in government because you are completely out of touch with reality.

Maxymilliano:
https://punchng.com/cancel-south-east-visit-ipob-advises-british-envoy/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1657798522

heykims:
I wonder how their chemistry match because Tiwa is much older by like 10years if not more.

Holiness2100:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUDj-8svPw


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10988845/amp/It-looks-like-Stranger-Things-Haunting-green-sky-appears-Sioux-Falls.html

Oshodipikin:
The terrorists become more daring since the only man they trusted for their negotiation became President in 2015. Yet the foolish old man, Liar Mohammed went to town to tell us no LG is under the control of Boko haram. 10 jail break still counting.... You wonder why such effrontry, their sheik is in Aso rock.


Obadiah Malafia told us all these things, weeks after the DSS invited him, the old man died mysteriously. Go and watch Malafia revelation. It's on YouTube. Terrorists are already in the rain forests of the southern Nigeria.

Anyone who vote for APC and PDP in the forthcoming election is the real enemy of Nigeria.

Labour Party present us something different from the usual. I am voting Labour Party and Peter Obi. Forget the claim of insult from PO supporters. I am not perfect but I won't continue to vote for those who brought us to where we are today.

If you vote for Tinubu to continue what Buhari started, it means your education is a total waste, because one day Agbero will ask us to pay certain fare and flog you if you refuse. It's getting there. If your vote goes to Atiku, you only changed the gear of fulani herders killing in Nigeria. They will become even more daring. It's the bitter truth.


Don't forget, insecurity is like a food chain, we felt secured yesterday because it was contained to Yobe, Maiduguri, & Zamfara, but now in our door steps.

Renman:
Maybe she is an Olosho!!!

meobizy:
Goodnight.

sissoko89:
BATIFIED is Back

meobizy:
Then stay on the sidelines and complain.

Blaqputin:
https://punchng.com/malami-marries-buharis-daughter/

meobizy:
Open yours first and women will follow suit.

ghettokid1:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/07/08/terrorist-attacks-well-hold-buhari-accountable-im-pained-ndume/
Lalasticlala
mynd44
oam4j

ghettokid1:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/07/08/terrorist-attacks-well-hold-buhari-accountable-im-pained-ndume/
Lalasticlala
mynd44
oam4j

Blaqroman0000:
Edo state and being fetish na 5&6

For those jobless atheist that thinks life starts and end in their keypads, that always doubt that juju doesn't work... If you're in lagos let me send you to one baba in lagos ajegunle... Edo for that matter, go there and say juju doesn't work then you'll be a scape goat... Una dey use Edo play with juju!

They are extremely fetish

meobizy:
Wear a three-piece suit and walk outside by 1 p.m. today.

jaxxy:
I think its wrong. U can call him out, insult him bt calling for a ban seems, well im not sure. People should be able to talk or criticize ur or my candidate.

i do however agree Reno was mischievous by writing in Hausa to stare up unnecessary hatred amongst Hausa and igbos which Peter obi never intended.


What reno did is disgraceful. Even El-rufai hasn't gone that low.

Truthisunique2:
Wetin dey happen to apc people and the places they govern?

That path with death is too strong

VeryWickedGoat:
If you can eat this then you can eat cockroaches.
Stop pretending and go for it. We nor judge you.