₦airaland Forum

blasted12:
Why is he still dressed like a clown?

Kii'tan lara omo oba koma ku dansaki! No matter what, a prince will always remain a prince.

Lask may shock Man Utd o

I think FFK is right, how can generators be banned when light is epileptic in most part of Nigeria. Make the power stable and you will see no one with generator. For the past 11 months I have not put on generator cos light is very stable.

Who noticed Buhari has not travelled for a while now? Who is thinking what I'm thinking? Fear of COVID 19.

Those guys for abroad dey try o. I have quite a number of them in US and Germany. They have been so supportive even when I haven't for once asked for help. God bless them. BTW, I also do the little I can to support their people here in Naija.

And this is exactly what is called community development project, identify problems in the community and profer solution to them. Nice one corper.

This is very correct, I live in the next local government, Borgu LGA. Thank God for these locals, government wasn't showing any concern until the locals sprang into action.

Dad 70k, mum 30k.

Na made in Nigeria

At least they can't seize that one bag I bought in my house last Xmas, na only two tins we dey cook every time we cook, sure it will last us till when the border is reopened. Nigerian rice na full of stone, make dem no spoil my teeth for me.

Sex is not enough to leave your wife bro. As someone has rightly put in one of the comments I read, sex can be gotten anywhere but good wife is not easy to come by. Don't make a mistake you will leave to regret later in life. One of the main objectives of marriage is raising a godly and morally upright children.

unikdrumz:
Fake as Bleep. Which zamfara, which kaduna, which Niger?. OP u smoke gutter ni?

Don't mind them, dem no ban okada for Niger State o.

karashita:
Na today?

E don tail o

Men are becoming something else cos of pussy. Shameful!

OlawaleBammie:
There is this guy called a certain appellation, lemme conceal dat as necessary lemme call him kiridikiridi.
Kiridikiridi was a very stubborn boy, he had no fear for anybody whatsoever. It was a mango season wen the principal and the rest of his subordinates told us the student that we should not touch any of the mango trees to pluck mangoes but we would still not heed to their course...wetin consan us before?

this fateful day, kiridikiridi just wanted to answer his call of nature(stubbornness) den he climbed one mango tree which is beside the road which everybody ply, he went up the tree and began plucking some mangoes to eat, immediately he saw the principal coming he just threw one of the half-chewed mangoes from the top to the front of the principal, expectedly the principal shouted who is dat as he was looking up to the tree den kiridikiridi told him.. it's me.., the principal responded by sayin haven't we told u not to do dis again?? the response of dis stubborn boy was mouthwatering...

He just said in yoruba, Boya Abare logbin mangoro sibee waa so fun a.., Eyemi wa Lara ihonra foriru eso re a sibee, oyahi kaamoje.

Meaning; Weda na ur papa plant mango for here u go tell us, my mama dey among people wey use head carry d seed come here wen dem wan plant am and una dey say make we no eat am.

I a$m sure you're from Ekiti State, where in Ekiti are you from sir? Funny though

OlawaleBammie:
There is this guy called a certain appellation, lemme conceal dat as necessary lemme call him kiridikiridi.
Kiridikiridi was a very stubborn boy, he had no fear for anybody whatsoever. It was a mango season wen the principal and the rest of his subordinates told us the student that we should not touch any of the mango trees to pluck mangoes but we would still not heed to their course...wetin consan us before?

this fateful day, kiridikiridi just wanted to answer his call of nature(stubbornness) den he climbed one mango tree which is beside the road which everybody ply, he went up the tree and began plucking some mangoes to eat, immediately he saw the principal coming he just threw one of the half-chewed mangoes from the top to the front of the principal, expectedly the principal shouted who is dat as he was looking up to the tree den kiridikiridi told him.. it's me.., the principal responded by sayin haven't we told u not to do dis again?? the response of dis stubborn boy was mouthwatering...

He just said in yoruba, Boya Abare logbin mangoro sibee waa so fun a.., Eyemi wa Lara ihonra foriru eso re a sibee, oyahi kaamoje.

Meaning; Weda na ur papa plant mango for here u go tell us, my mama dey among people wey use head carry d seed come here wen dem wan plant am and una dey say make we no eat am.

I am sure you're from Ekiti State, where in Ekiti are you from sir? Funny though

Sanromeo:
"Speak up, because the day you don't speak up for the things that matter to you is the day your freedom truly ends."

Kudos to Governor Akeredolu for always speaking up. I can remember he was the only Governor that criticised the invasion of the court premises by the DSS, he's also the only the Governor that spoke against the Hate Speech Bill. This is a true leader!

He's a lawyer! It's expected.

RapistOnBail:
This is how my next life will be.

Go to primary school And then Secondary School. After which I hustle and gain grounds/Make sources of income. Even though it takes me 20 years to gain grounds.

Finally, I go to the University.

Going back may not be easy as you think.

Plane crash earlier and now earthquake close to their powerhouse, this is becoming too much for Iran.

I'll rather be a bouncer for Wizkid than to be a Nigerian Army.

donbachi:
For the past 7yrs,my younger brother be like"New year new me"...and he gets worse yearly.

This got me laughing!

And Liverpool leads!

crazygod:
Not possible. Liverpool is gonna win this.

Nothing is impossible in football.

Goalless draw loading......

Samakus:
Please specify your MDA and possibly, the amount added to your normal salary, it will add credence to your claims. Merci!!

FRIN. 10K or so

ManirBK:
How much added?

10k or more

Olumyyde:
Nice, which MDA n how much was added?

Ministry of Environment/FRIN. I think 10k or more.

Damn! I can relate, happened to me on several occasions. There's this girl that we used to go along well, we were not in any relationship but we banged ourselves very well. Whenever her boyfriend called, she would pretend as if she had slept, picked the call up and told the bf "babes I will call you back I'm sleeping ". The boyfriend would reply " alright babes, just flash me when you're fully awake ", and the banging continued. May God forgive me sha, that was in the past anyways!

Yes, minimum wage implemented, alert received hours ago but without arrears.

realoscar84:
Some people level of ignorance tire me sef. U are here commenting on nairaland asking for results of matches? Why can't you simply go to livescore n check ur results? U are playing bets but u don't know how to check results, so how do you forecast in the first place.

He's only seeking attention.

nairalee:
But it came
to Cardi B hating Nikky Minaj

Lol, true.

May be Abacha is his mentor.