I swear u no well @all u don kill me for here o ......

Siga: few weeks before ...the Cobra don change to Vegetarian...

silvaspecs:
same thing on ma mind bruv. I fink he should just make it open for whoever that wanna get his money bak could kom 4 it. if not, im sensing some hard feelings right now in d minds of all the celebs who donated b4 Ameachi.

...but to me e go better make OJB find anoda person with same problem help wiit d rest of dat money abi money don plenty now

I dey laff o...

Koolking: NEPA don took light

MTN don comoted my credit

I could not help laughing when I first heard these slang from Nigerians

kokoA: I now know why the nscdc man refused to complete his organization's website.. who no dey fear hackers?

.....lolz

Infact my namu nah happiaka.....

Abu Mikey: Am a very Happy dude!!!!
Nigerians are also happy people tho!!

......Mad ppl dey dis nairaland plenty I suppose dey pitty d guy but with all dis comments laffsss don kill me....nawa .....get well soon bro

J12: We don hear! Na wa o Pesin no go hear word again?

;DCom take money buy rice bro.

ebamma 3: Abeg. Were I fit buy garri for here?

Nawa ooo dis life sef,she na only dis guy get dis kain prolem for dis countri ni ppl plenty wey get dis kidney problem now or shey becos he be star?I beg after dis guy if anoda pesin com with same problem we must come togeda and help d pesin lik dis ni haba .....

Rhino.5dm:
Na war ooooooooooo!

Yo' 2baba, ama have to take back the prayer I prayed to you when I learnt you gave 1.5 Mila.

I think we also need a good midfilder det can hold ball very well.....

collins.123:


Shut up your mouth!

Simple as 123....

chidindufrank: How on earth did she give birth without her hostel mates hearing of cries? Maybe an outsider brought and dumped the baby there.

cyara: make this day special by dedicating a song to your father this day. I will start by dedicating this song ''dance with my father'' by luther van dros

...me 2 but he don die since 1987

Ishilove: ‎​​PSALM 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN!!

.....if I buy ur bible I no go dey read dis V4 for out side...buhahahah

Pastor Kun: But she is not Tinubu's mother na, according to reliable source's Tinubu's real mother was her house help and tinubu was just brought up in her family.

fagunwa ,why u run comot for Aro nah

nadia_SA: ish good question but cant he/she b traced somehow...

somehow?....how?[code][/code]

Loooooooolz ......

Olekumaster: in a country like Nigeria, asking silly questions is not always stupidity, but taking Precautions. No be PHCN use generator do promo dat tym. So how pesin fit take explain dat One?

quote author=tomakint]Former Oyo State governors, Senator Rashidi Ladoja and Otunba Adebayo Alao- Akala appeared in public together for the first time in years yesterday, swearing to wrest governance of the state from the ruling Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) come 2015.

It was at the inauguration of a 14-man joint committee set up to work out modalities of possible synergy between the Accord Party (AP) led
by Ladoja and Alao-Akala’s faction of the divided Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) on the 2015 project.

Some among the crowd of their supporters including drummers, women, men and youths that besieged the Bodija, Ibadan residence of Ladoja, venue of the event, openly burst into tears of joy, shouting “Oluwa o seun o, Oluwa o seun o”, (Thank you God)  as the two erstwhile political enemies stepped out of the house beaming with smiles, immediately after the inauguration, to uproarious cheers from the multitude.

Both politicians, who hitherto belonged to PDP, had fallen apart following perceived treacherous role of Akala, who was Ladoja’s deputy, in the infamous impeachment of the Accord Party’s national leader as governor in 2010. The ensuing estrangement polarized the party in the state, resulting in Ladoja breaking away to form the AP and scuttling the reelection bid of Alao-Akala in 2011.

But, as part of ongoing political realignments in the state, the duo have agreed to team up together, particularly after the pact Ladoja’s Accord Party had with Governor Abiola Ajimobi collapsed, with the governor’s sacking of all Accord Party members in his government about two months ago.

Addressing inquisitive newsmen after a closed door meeting with members of the newly inaugurated panel, Senator Ladoja said the committee was raised to explore and work out modalities of possible areas of mutual political relationship, co-operation and integration, to the benefit of the teeming people of the state, particularly ahead of 2015. The committee, which comprised seven nominees each from either camp, has one month to submit its report.

Akala, replying to questions from reporters on what to expect of the coalition in 2015, said with the new development, the days of the ACN in government of the state were numbered. “You know the two of us, you know our antecedents. We are grassroots politicians who connect with and control the people, compared to those playing hi-tech politics. You know our results in the last election. Calculate it and tell me the total. You must know that grassroots politics is different, it’s different from what the person there now is doing.”

The former governor reiterated that the arrangement did not imply joining Accord Party, querying: “When (Bola) Tinubu was romancing Buhari, did he leave ACN, or did (Muhammadu) Buhari quit CPC? Does that answer your question?” Speaking further, Akala lashed out at opponents of the alliance, saying they were threatened by the formidable forces of the two political icons. He said he was working with his former boss for the good of the masses, saying political alignment and realignment was not strange to democracy.

While Ladoja said they had been begging the governor to conduct local government election, Akala challenged Ajimobi to conduct the polls to test his popularity, boasting that he would not win a council if he dared.

Shortly after, Ladoja saw his ally to his waiting vehicle, amid jubilation by the milling crowd.

A political associate of Alao Akala, Mr. Femi Babalola (Jogor) described the rapprochement as “good for Oyo State politics,” and portending “good things for the common man.” The socialite said: “Before now, politics in the state has been static, but now, you are going to see live and energized activity. We don’t need to deceive ourselves we can’t talk about Oyo politics, without Akala and Ladoja. Let’s face it. These are the two people that rule Oyo State. They are the ones that hold the ace and make things happen politically.”

He disagreed that the two politicians were ganging up, against a single man (Governor Ajimobi), which probably underscored the high level of popularity of the latter with the electorate. “They are running not against one man, but joining their efforts together to help the common man, because if we are to face it, I haven’t seen any government in the state since 2011.”

The committee, whose initial membership was jacked up from 10 to 14 has as members: former Attorney General of the state under Ladoja, Chief Bayo Lawal; former state NURTW leader, Alhaji Tawakalitu Abubakrir; Mrs. Adeola Akintola; former Speaker of the State House of Assembly, Mr Adeolu Adeleke; Mr. Wahab Oyelade; former ALGON Chairman and Director Akala/Arapaja Campaign Organization, Mr. Ademola Ojo and Mr. Yinka Adewuyi.

Others are: A former commissioner under Akala, Kemi Olorunsogo; Dr. Nureni Adeniran; Chief Jacob .G. Adetoro; Wole Opadeye; Wale Ohu; Wahab Gbadeyero and former Chairman of SUBEB, Prof. Soji Adejumo.

The meet was also attended by Akala’s former secretary to the state government, Dele Adigun, Chief Adigun Irawo (Oke Ogun), Dr. Kola Balogun and other former aides, commissioners, local government chairmen, special advisers and grassroots leaders of the two politicians.

 

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/2015-ladoja-akala-vow-to-take-oyo-over/
[/quote]....dem won open canteen?

maxwello.yg:
Sorry sisi, you fine, how come the evil ones wan ridicule you lyk this na, chai now you are papaless and mamaless. God will be your papa, mama, sibling, maga. IJN

.....guy dem neva born pesin wey craaaaaz pass u,mad man

mekaboy: OP, post your pic and that of your elder brother let us see why the girl will leave her fiance for a guy that can't fund his own bday.

Then post the girl pic too, let be sure she is not a psychiatric patient.

....pls send me ur number make I dey get advice from u....u get brain die

Theolar247: 3rd the motionif there's anything like that. I think that case had gone the normal way many of such other cases has gone.

But with the effort and willingness of ppl who seek justice for the ALUU 4, we can make moves like posting on forums like the op did and sending BC on BBM and via so many other means the killing was made public for all to see at first. To remind Nigerians and all that care the world over to help call for justice and put pressure on all concerned so this case don't just go under the carpet like that.

....what are we waiting for pls let start brocast dis msg on bbm now pls

Abu Mikey: I need your Candid opinion please.

where ar ur parents?

ujchief:
Aren't u tired of ur fake predictions? What is 'barely'? Make a specific prediction and stop using anonymous words.
@topic: Nigeria and Zambia will make it through to the next stage, with the super eagles topping the group.
Infact, we have the cjhance of defending the trophy we won in tunnisia 94 as we didn't have the oppurtunity of defending it in south africa 96 as we were bared from contesting due to the abacha military era. I say we"re the real defending champions!

....MAD MEN FULL DIS PLACE PLENTY......go carry d cup

CrazyMan:
True, they aren't any cheap team in Africa. But considering our current form, I believe we would top the group.

Oga which form are u talking About?

Mnteeeeetu......ode u go com sleep for one year abi?

401kk: lovely lesbians

.....omo see 2 pawpaw...

phoneport: NONSENSE +
NONSENSE +
NONSENSE = NONSENSE.

.....u ADD about 3 nonsenses togeda and u. Still get only one nonsense?....u no no buuk....no be nonsensess u go get?

tigerleggs: Methink NBS should start the census on Nairaland, the land of jobless people. Me inclusive.

....me tu jare

;DSame here

Waitn she won prove sef?mak she go bring her birth certificate........or if nah dat one u won use go bring ur primary 6 certificate mak we. Use dat one do measure....she dey think like hen......un mun

DANGOTE!DANGOTE!!DANGOTE!!! Trick flow for ya head like water kuku bye Nigeria nah

Mind her jooh na her man frnd

And u sure sey nah ya real eyes u take see dat rubissh..ehn?chelsea hater com stamford com calet the cup if we win.....clatenbog