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Hmmmm. Height!!

Some years ago, I asked my mom for the reason of my shortness. She told me that I did not pay "owo idagba soke". (Money for tall height). She assured me that I'll grow taller when I pay. That was how I saved part of my lunch time money in school. I gave her the money with all seriousness and she promised to take it to where my height will be adjusted. I was so happy. . I became confused when she used my money to buy dried fish for soup! I was so angry. She later told dad about it and I became a laughing stock!!! Anytime I remember it, I will just smile.


Even when I started driving, police will stop me and ask..."How old are you"? "Kekere, you dey see front so?

nurey:
Bought a Hummer H2 Jeep because of the hype, big, luxurious and V8 engine, thought the world of it and was convinced it is the best thing after ewa agoyin. Lo and behold, it is the slowest car I have ever driven, very big that I can maneuver through some space and don't let me get started with parking space that one nah wahala

I abandoned it in my garage and bought a Bentley continental flying Spur V12 GT from the money I made doing a nasty job. White on cream, voice assistance, driving sensor assist, 21inch chrome wheels, custom built finger ID door unlock. Ignition keycard. The summary of the story is that the Bentley is to heavy and not very smooth in driving, the understeer at high speed is violation of the right of a driver, customization is zero as it comes with special suspension parts.
Both vehicles are in my garage in Need4speedMW gathering dust

Uh...Sir...

What version of nfsmw do you play? Mime doesn't have hummer and Bentley oo..

Adanairaland:
What's that please?

. Digital Single Lens Reflex.

It simply means a camera that can use different lenses interchangeably.

I can also be of help and learn... I'm @timagex photography. Bless up...

My one time dream car. I loved the car...

Is it still available? I need to change my d40x.

Which type do you do? I do portraits, nature, landscape and others. I'm @timagex photography on IG. What is your page?

Lobolintin:
NYSC SAED prog.. I majored in Photography, tho, I have some expy on it formerly, photography is all about love and passion.. Read a lot and check youtube for videos on capturing images in the speed of light... Thanks

. Our saed instructor on photography no sabi laidat.

Very clean.... Ahaaaann...

seankafor:
I dey anticipate a badass Hollywood movie script for this menace virus

. We have it in nollywood already.

Nice writeup. I'm a photographer. I do landscapes, nature, portrait, events, street, food and other interesting genres. I currently shoot with a nikon d40x. My page is @timagex photography on IG. I follow back.

IAmSkinny:
I have not been updating the thread because my laptop which contain a huge chunk of my work was stolen. My phone was stolen too so I practically lost everything

. Eyaaaah....

babala101:
send it

08063793158. Thanks.

ITbomb:
Hi, I'm Josie Maran and I play Mia in Need For Speed: Most Wanted...

Hmm, those days

......make sure you play all your races, and don't forget your seat belt. . I still have the game
..

georgee:
Lolz..

My phone camera dey sick

I for say...

You were running while taking pictures?

babala101:
UNDERSTAND HOW INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK AND TWITTER WORKS FOR YOUR BUSINESS.. FOR MORE INFO, JUST CLICK ON THE SIGNATURE OR SEND IN YOUR NUMBER!!!!


DON'T SLEEP ON YOURSELF THIS 2020

. The link is not working. Should I send my number here sir?

gracile:
you tried bro it’s the thought that counts

. Abi o

achilles1:
welcome to the big league

. Thanks boss

Home cooked dinner? Hell no!

I once tried to impress my girl by cooking her favourite soup, which is egusi soup.

After watching some videos on YouTube and some live tutorials, I felt I could do it.

I cooked it. But, that was the day I realised that, there are differences between egusi soup and melon soup. . I didn't know the name to ascribe to the horror soup staring at me from the pot.

She came and I showed her the disaster I cooked. She laughed at me. She then suggested a botanical name for it, since we could not agree on a name.


Na joke o.....I'm an introvert tho and I don't subscribe to loud display of affections.

It's a very good way of knowing what you are buying sir. I intend to apply the same method before I agree to marry my wife.






Na joke o..

Bola146:
Hummmm, I collected #9775 that time

To recieve your arrears, Send nysc abeg to 3310. Yours faithfully...

IAmSkinny:
Me wey still the learn work from you

. Aaaaahhhh....this whining followed you to this year?

Oga na boss. After you sir..

This sounds good. I'm in.

Collinsade369:

Sorry bro

Heroclitus:
In school? No, I didn't


Took any online course in philosophy? Yes, in fact its the only thing I'll continue to learn till I cease to exist

. Hmmmmmm. Can you prove your own existence?