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EducationRe: Sunday Kayode: Maths Should Be Taught In Nigerian Languages by Timidangote(m): 11:51am On Jan 01, 2022
Prof. Kayode.
This man is a father. I learnt a lot from him during my university days.
Nairaland GeneralRe: In One Word; Summarise The Year 2021! by Timidangote(m): 6:47pm On Dec 29, 2021
Unforgettable
iwaeda:
In One Word; Summarise the Year 2021!
SportsRe: Three Reasons Why Messi Shouldn't Have Won The Ballon Dor Award (Opinion) by Timidangote(m): 8:44pm On Nov 30, 2021
Cry baby �
Yhungsarm:
Messi fans are not truthful at all. Saying Messi deserves the award ahead of Lewandoski is just pure rubbish and i will give you three pure reasons why messi Shouldn't have won the Award.

1.Many of you claim Messi won the Copa America and Lewandoski failed to play pass group stage of Euro 2020 or qualify for World Cup.
It is only a dumb football lover that will compare Poland squad to Argentina squad, they are jst simply incomparable. Argentina has a one of the best squad in the world. Argentina played Chile in the first match it ended 1-1, they also beat Uruguay, Paraguay and Bolivia to qualify past group stage, then they beat Ecuador 3-0 in Quarter finals and Colombia on penalties in the semi final. Then they beat Brazil in the final. I would like everyone to checkout the countries Messi played against in this Copa America apart from Colombia and Brazil others are not a big task for giants like Argentina. Chile and Uruguay use to be a good football playing country but right now it seems Peru is by far better than them. So technically Messi only played Colombia and Brazil as the big countries in Copa America.
Whereas, Poland were drawn against Spain, Sweden and Slovakia in the Euro 2020, i need you to compare the countries Lewandoski and Messi Played against. In the world cup qualifier, Lewandoski played England and magnificent Hungary side, even tho they lost some of the matches, Lewandoski was magnificent(please check his World cup qualifier stat in this poor Poland team) same way Messi was oustanding in Barca's poor team.

2. Messi in Barcelona can never be compared to any other player in another team. If you watch Barcelona very well in 2020, you would get to know that Messi plays as a playmaker and he is given all the freedom. Every Barcelona player wants to give Messi the ball which increase his chances of scoring but Lewandoski case is slightly different even tho he is Bayern point man he still as big name who also scores individually. I hope you all get my point.

3. Messi Performance in 2021 is not as great people say.
Messi fans claimed he played well in Barcelona in 2021 but he still couldn't win La liga best player despite is individual brilliance. His performance for PSG in 2021, also proves my second point about Barcelona centering their ball on Messi.
Finally, i would say Messi winning the ballon dor show it is purely politics, he is clearly the second favourites but not the first. If it was by Countries achievement then Xavi or Iniesta should have won in 2010 because they performed well in the world Cup and also Barcelona. I remembered in 2010.
RomanceRe: Lady Blocks Her Boyfriend & Disappears After He Sent Her ₦2M Instead Of ₦200k by Timidangote(m): 11:19pm On Nov 23, 2021
If na him nigga now u go dey hear shey u give me pussy ni abi I use u for ritual
Davash222:
I can't still fathom why a sane guy should send kiss200K to a Nigerian girl for doing nothing.

I support the girl's actions. Whatever it takes to restore sanity to these SIMPle guys is totally acceptable.


The future is femail.
BusinessRe: Why Would Fcmb Restricts My Mom's Account? by Timidangote(op): 12:19pm On Nov 19, 2021
I wish I can get response from someone who have had similar experience.
BusinessWhy Would Fcmb Restricts My Mom's Account? by Timidangote(op): 12:03pm On Nov 19, 2021
In the early hours of today, I received a call from my Mom that FCMB restricted her account and she is unable to use her Bank. She tried calling the bank to know what was wrong. The customer care agent who answered her said it is new CBN policy to know the address of there customers and they would want to come to her residence before they can unfreeze her account.
She needs her money to attend to some important stuffs this weekend. I'm beginning to wonder why are they coming to her residence before they could unfreeze her account? Why would they even freeze the aged woman account in the first place?
My Mom is a Pastor, does not trade crypto and not involved in any fraudulent act.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde: We Won’t Disappoint, Super Eagles Assure Nigerians by Timidangote(m): 8:04am On Nov 16, 2021
If them disappoint na themselves they disappoint.
Dozie32:
I just hope so, anyways. Good luck
PoliticsRe: 2023: Dokpesi Meets Lagos4Lagos APC Group In Lagos by Timidangote(m): 8:35am On Nov 09, 2021
Lol
You don't know
Penguin2:
It’s good to see PDP finally making some reasonable moves in Lagos for once.

Disenchantment is growing against Tinubu’s grip on Lagos and time is coming for him to be dislodged.

My advise to PDP is, after getting the Lagos4Lagos group to join the party...

The next step would be to woo Ambode into the party to come complete his tenure.

The third step is to ensure Igbo voters of their protection during elections and you will see them in their thousands come out to vote PDP in solidarity.

If these things can be done, then not even Tinubu’s agberos can save him from losing Lagos in 2023.

#FingerCrossed
Jobs/VacanciesWho Needs A P.A In Ondo State/ Akure by Timidangote(op): 10:25am On Oct 31, 2021
I'm available for any kinda job in Akure. Please if you have connect contact me.
Thanks
HealthHelp! How Do I Stop Gambling by Timidangote(op): 2:12am On Oct 30, 2021
I'm a fresh graduate of a federal university. I've lost over #60,000 to sport bets this month. Yet, it feels like it's the only way to get my money back whenever I have any dime. How do I stop this bad addiction, I'm really tired of gambling.
PoliticsRe: Rashida Bello Celebrates Ejura Onoja On Her 35th Birthday (Photos) by Timidangote(m): 1:32pm On Oct 21, 2021
Kogi women fine sha.
But na which money them wan use your the world
PoliticsRe: Is Yorubaland The Most Peaceful Region In Nigeria Now? by Timidangote(m): 9:19am On Oct 20, 2021
The writeup was making sense until he said Yorubas gave up their lands to Fulanis. You envy the peace in the SW but your pride won't make you say the truth.
Sirjamo:
Oponu

Who told you that Fulani grabbed our land?

You're just looking for a way to justify what has become of your AfganEASTan
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa Government House Without Electricity For 24 Years - FG by Timidangote(m): 12:40pm On Oct 11, 2021
Na wetin our government go talk be that
kinzation:
Haba on top weytin

Shay na heavenly light dem wan connect to ni undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Pere Evicted From The Big Brother Main House (Fake) by Timidangote(m): 8:05pm On Sep 26, 2021
E reach final
hancuck:
Where all him Alpha attitude carry am reach?

Main house? Shey another house dey ni?
RomanceRe: “I Always Wonder, Who Gives Men Money When They’re Broke” – Nigerian Lady by Timidangote(m): 7:56am On Sep 26, 2021
Not every guy is like your friend. There are still good friends out there and I can proudly say I'm one to my friend's
Emmadoc:
You are so so right.

I've helped a lot of niggas, friends, but I found out, I was being taken advantage of.

There was friend I helped when he was in school, nigga called me, that he needed some cash to tidy up some schools stuff.

I sent him the money, he couldn't pay back, so I told him to pay me whatever he has with him.

He gave me half of the funds I borrowed him, as a real nigga, I told him to keep the rest.

There was a time we were having a conversation about his school, and the idiot told me the money I borrowed him, he never used it for school stuffs, he told me he gave it to his girlfriend...

After sometime, I went to this same guy to borrow me some cash, because he was doing well, I even promise to pay back with interest, men the nigga stopped picking my calls till date.

Before I help such friends in my life again, you must have a collateral, something of value for that money, else I won't give you 1kobo.

Bro code my foot, and he is not the only one, because of people like him I stopped making friends, except na for business.
TravelRe: What Do I Need To Know About Finland? by Timidangote(op): 3:32pm On Sep 21, 2021
Alright.
Thanks the informations helped a lot
Limassol:
No i don't. I just have a fascination for Nordic countries.
TravelRe: What Do I Need To Know About Finland? by Timidangote(op): 2:32pm On Sep 21, 2021
Thanks.
Do you reside there?
Limassol:
Finland is a nordic country - a group of five northern European countries known for their high standard of living, societal equality and economic stability. However, you have to be sure moving there is what you want, i suggest you make an overview research regarding the country to find out if it aligns with your ambitions and long-term plans. Goodluck.
TravelWhat Do I Need To Know About Finland? by Timidangote(op): 12:50pm On Sep 21, 2021
My Uncle wants me to come to Finland so I can take a professional course and then do my masters afterwards. Sometimes ago, I read online that getting a job in Finland is kinda difficult.
I want to be sure I'm taking the right step by going to Finland to chase my dream and seek greener pastures.
Anyone in Finland who knows more about the country and will love to enlighten me?
EducationRe: Were You Broke In School? Share Your Story by Timidangote(m): 12:01pm On Sep 17, 2021
I was so broke that I never had any fun in school. I play football to pass time too when ever I got hit by hunger. But thank God I'm done with my final exam, waiting for my final result and clearance and will soon be a graduate of a federal university of technology.
I need help with a firm that train people to become web developers and also pay them stipend for upkeep during the period of training.
EducationRe: I Now Have An Extra Year. So Sad. by Timidangote(m): 7:52pm On Jun 20, 2021
Bro you are strong. Wish I have a friend like you.
Cashio:
Extra year no mean anything bro. Yes you will feel bad, but in a short while, you and your hommies will even start making fun of it all...just use the extra year wisely to invest on something worthwhile while you wait to rewrite the said courses...

With my gp slightly above 4 points in 2019, I was hoping to be the best graduating student in my class or at least second best. But shit happened and I and my roommates came late for our second to the last paper and we were denied entry into the examination hall. It gave the 3 of us automatic extra year and particularly cost me a fully funded Msc scholarship with a 450k laptop.
I felt terrible and regretted all the efforts I made while in school to come out good. Well, I moved on and we just wrote the exam last month. Funny that was de only carryover course I wrote all through my stay in school...one of the reasons I still feel terrible.
life happens man.
SportsRe: De Bruyne Describes How His Wife, Michele, Has Changed His Life by Timidangote(m): 8:36am On Jun 19, 2021
Marcos Rashford babe left him despite the fact that he is a footballer. Money settles almost everything but not everything boss
TOPCRUISE:
You are a footballer and you expect her be a hard to get woman.
If are a pangolo marketer or a CV submitter she will be the monster you have ever encounter in your life.

Though many women especially the slutty, dick loving ones out there won't decline an affair with a renowned soccer sportsman they will still expose their true colour someday.
Car TalkRe: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Timidangote(m): 12:44pm On Jun 08, 2021
Make una wire my aza na abeg, u na don chop beleful.
2085943094
Uba
HeavenlyBang:
Obviously.

All these clueless airheads trying to sound smart but anyone in the know can see right past their BS.

Funny enough, I'm pretty sure what he has is a CLS500, not a CLS550. Lmao.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Buys 'Ferrari Monza' Limited Edition Worth N740m (Pics) by Timidangote(m): 7:27pm On May 14, 2021
Somebody somewhere is spending this much on car.
God make one team locate me too na
CelebritiesRe: Teni: We Are Supposed To Be Given Awards For Surviving Nigeria by Timidangote(m): 3:36pm On Apr 23, 2021
Bro, i really dont know how i'm surviving and studying. I've been living on #50 for some days though my debt dey grow but omooooo i wan die
Skyfornia:
Perfectly stated...I can't even imagine how those without means of livelihood survive. It must be some kind of magic
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What You Are Doing Now VS What You Would Have Loved To Do. by Timidangote(m): 12:12pm On Apr 15, 2021
Timidangote:
I would have loved to be in China or Qatar playing professional football. But here i am in one University of Technology like that studying mathematics and screaming technology for self reliance while struggling to graduate with a 2nd class without assurance of what tomorrow holds
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What You Are Doing Now VS What You Would Have Loved To Do. by Timidangote(m): 12:10pm On Apr 15, 2021
I would have loved to be in China or Qatar playing professional football. But here i am in one University of Technology like that studying mathematics and screaming technology for self reliance while struggling to graduate with a 2nd class without no assurance of what tomorrow holds
RomanceRe: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by Timidangote(m): 7:37am On Apr 07, 2021
Biggest lie. Edo girls are never loyal.
BiggyB242:
Edo girls are controlling, though if they love you, they are loyal.
FashionRe: Trinity Ayo Balogun Wins King Of Kogi: Congratulations To Me! I Won The Crown by Timidangote(m): 12:29pm On Mar 30, 2021
How do we contest for next episode?
EducationHow To Make Money Illegally In Nigeria by Timidangote(op): 3:43am On Mar 19, 2021
Hey, life is getting harder day after day…

The world is falling apart, and desperate times call for desperate measures. It might be time to get a little bit shady with it.
Today I am considering ways to make money in this country, which is therefore not the right procedure as you have been seeing before.
Without much ado, I will giving a few list of how money can be made illegally in a Country like Nigeria.

1. Illegal ponzy sheme

Ponzy scheme is one of the oldest tricks in the books.
The scheme was named after the conman Charles Ponzi, who in the 1920s, promised U.S. investors a 50% profit within 45 days by investing in postage stamps. (Or for the patient, a 100% profit in 90 days!)

His scheme was so wildly successful that he even got a front page feature on The Boston Globe, resulting in thousands of new investors lining up outside his office, ready to give Ponzi their money.

Guess what? At last it definitely crashed and investors accepted their fates.

During the Covid-19 lockdown, one of the most searched words on Google by Nigerians was "How to make money online". A lot thereafter, invested there money in ponzy schemes and an higher percentage of them lost more than they gain.
Ponzy is designed to crash eventually, but a lot of Nigerians want to make money so quick and are ready to give ponzy a shot.
Funny enough, you get to pay previous investors with the money of the new investors and after a while when the chain of the previous is greater than that of the new you pack off.
The fastest ways to get investors is to convince people that you are investing in forex or marketing.


2. Internet Fraud (yahoo)

This isn't a new thing in the Nigerian society as most of Nigerian youths are involve in it. It is one of the fastest and easiest way to make money illegally in Niger
A lot of Nigerian celebrities and social media figures are key promoters of this as most of their activities encourage internet Fraud.
To become an internet fraudster you need little or no strategy lol. Just get your mobile phone and chat with people on dating sites (Americans preferably).
The best/luckiest liar gets more money.
In no time you are making thousands of dollars by telling lies on your phone.

3. Bank heist

Is there a more crazy way to get rich illegally than pulling off a bank heist?

Probably not. Which is why this strategy has wielded some of the wildest and craziest true stories ever.

There’s the 2006 classic Securitas Depot Robbery, where a British team of 6+ robbers (including former UFC fighter, Lee Murray) impersonated a police officer, kidnapped the depot manager and his family at gunpoint, and forced him to open the vaults.

That team made off with $92 million in cash – so much that they literally spent hours loading it onto multiple trucks. To this day, it’s still the largest bank heist ever. (Topped only by a strange technicality, when Saddam Hussein pulled some political strings to rob the Central Bank of Iraq of nearly $1 billion dollars. But that’s cheating.)
The problem with this strategy is getting away with it.
To get away with bank heist in Nigeria, one need to form a good team and strategize well.
The Nigerian security system is poor, so just build a strategy that will overcome security after taking full study of the bank environment and swim in mind next later.

4. Becoming a drug dealer

Drug dealing isn't only about moving cocaine. In short in Nigeria, selling weed (Igbo) and contraband medicine such as tramadol, codeine is easier than selling cocaine as getting a consumer market is not difficult for this stuffs.
All you need to do is mingle with people that do these drugs. They always know themselves. Let them know that you have a better product and start your business.
The hazard in this is moving the products. NDLEA are always in search of drug dealers.
As a new dealer make sure your source is low and avoid unnecessary competition.

Lot more but you can add yours.

FamilyRe: How Many Children Would You Like To Have?? by Timidangote(m): 6:28pm On Jan 15, 2021
3! Tariq, Yasmine and Jamal
EducationRe: Help! How Do I Get My IT Fund From ITF? by Timidangote(op): 6:44pm On Jan 02, 2021
Ok
sirqeeboi:
Reason why some ppl might not get their ITF are.

1You didn't comply with the procedure from beginning to the end.
2 Nonchalant attitude of the ppl who are in charge of the I TF stuff in your school.
3 Wrong documentation
4 school going beyond the admission capacity.
EducationRe: Help! How Do I Get My IT Fund From ITF? by Timidangote(op): 10:51am On Jan 02, 2021
Let's go our school respective ITF demartment and complain when school resumes. We would know the next step from there
Demariz:
I school at uniport,and my dept mostly Gtb and access hasn't gotten nothing.

Contacted access bank and they said I should liaise with my school.

Sent a mail to ITF.
No response.

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