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Christianity Etc › Re: All Catholics Will Go To Hell - Chris Okotie by Timijo(m): 10:40am On Dec 02, 2013

icebeatz: In this shocking report by PM news, pastor Okotie of HouseHold of God Church openly condemned catholics during his sermon last week

''All Catholics in the world will go to hell because they worship Satan and are led by an Anti-Christ Pope who is a friend to the devil.They are not Christians and have never been. They don’t know Jesus.They believe thatwhen they eat bread on Sundays, they are eating the body of Jesus. It’s ritual. The pope is an Anti-Christ and the Catholic church will soon declare for Satan. This is the end of times..“They don’t believe in heaven. They believe in purgatory, the purgatory that they invented,” Okotie said.

“That church, the Catholic church has been there for Satan and at the right time, they will declare for Satan,” Okotie said. He said Pope Francis is an Anti-Christ who does the job of the devil and that time is fast approaching when the Catholic church will pledge allegiance to Satan. He advised members of his church to come to the rescue of Catholics and evangelise them. This, he said, was not out of disrespect but out of respect for the word of God. He said those who know the truth should bring it to those who do not know it in the Catholic Church. He said Catholics are not Christians and do not worship the same Christ that he preaches in his church, at least the one spoken about in the Bible.

Okotie said he did not write the Bible but it was clear to him that those in the Catholic church were lost and were heading to hell fire. Okotie who has been married twice and divorced also twice said a beauty pageant will take place in his church next Sunday to select the most beautiful woman in his church.

http://spankthedonut..com/2013/12/in-this-shocking-report-by-pm-news.html

Can the blind lead the blind? NO! If they do, they will both fall into the pit.
This reminds me what Jesus told the Hypocrites in the bible: Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Forces Like Police, Soldier, Navy Etc Has No Place In Heaven by Timijo(m): 2:54pm On Dec 01, 2013

highyo: These are from different testimony of hell by two different people. This are the two sources of these testimonies, pls don't call me names, because I also argued it when I read it

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A teenager boy Emmanuel Agyarko from Kumasi Ghana was taken to hell on several by the lord Jesus himself and he claim to see footballers and their fans, marching to hell, he also claim to see col Gadafi of Lybia and Gen Abacha of Nigeria in hell, also claim to see pastors who doesnt pay their tithes and many ladies who charm their husband to love them only, he also claim to see how footballer fans are walking to hell, all led by Chelsea
also claim to see people with tattoo and men who enlarge their

So finally, he claim to see Police, Soldiers and people who practices Martial art in hell, they were being tormented in hell by a very huge demon that looks like frog with 3 eyes.
When I read this, i thought of it in my heart, why will they end up in hell for joining forces?

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Then later, I read another testimony of another young man UBANI KINGSLEY of Isi-alangua in Abia state Nigeria also gave a similar testimony when he was taken to the judgement throne where people were being cast to hell

he said, people come to a line, when the line turn red, you are free to proceed, but when it turn black, you will be cast to hell

he said a police man came to the line and it appear black, and the angel told him he cant proceed because he's serving God with a gun. That no body who carries gun about have a part in kingdom of God. And anybody who belong to a force, whether Police, Army or Navy will enter heaven because they carry gun and their heart is fill with evil, they love to kill and their camp is filled with human blood, they killed both innocent and guilty souls. Nobody has the right to kill anybody no matter what he or she may have done. And anybody even if he or she is righteous, he or she will equally partake in their sin because the person belong to the group of murderers.

You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free. Check your bible for what it says about force

Christianity Etc › Re: Forces Like Police, Soldier, Navy Etc Has No Place In Heaven by Timijo(m): 2:53pm On Dec 01, 2013

highyo: These are from different testimony of hell by two different people. This are the two sources of these testimonies, pls don't call me names, because I also argued it when I read it

(1)
A teenager boy Emmanuel Agyarko from Kumasi Ghana was taken to hell on several by the lord Jesus himself and he claim to see footballers and their fans, marching to hell, he also claim to see col Gadafi of Lybia and Gen Abacha of Nigeria in hell, also claim to see pastors who doesnt pay their tithes and many ladies who charm their husband to love them only, he also claim to see how footballer fans are walking to hell, all led by Chelsea
also claim to see people with tattoo and men who enlarge their

So finally, he claim to see Police, Soldiers and people who practices Martial art in hell, they were being tormented in hell by a very huge demon that looks like frog with 3 eyes.
When I read this, i thought of it in my heart, why will they end up in hell for joining forces?

(2)
Then later, I read another testimony of another young man UBANI KINGSLEY of Isi-alangua in Abia state Nigeria also gave a similar testimony when he was taken to the judgement throne where people were being cast to hell

he said, people come to a line, when the line turn red, you are free to proceed, but when it turn black, you will be cast to hell

he said a police man came to the line and it appear black, and the angel told him he cant proceed because he's serving God with a gun. That no body who carries gun about have a part in kingdom of God. And anybody who belong to a force, whether Police, Army or Navy will enter heaven because they carry gun and their heart is fill with evil, they love to kill and their camp is filled with human blood, they killed both innocent and guilty souls. Nobody has the right to kill anybody no matter what he or she may have done. And anybody even if he or she is righteous, he or she will equally partake in their sin because the person belong to the group of murderers.

You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free. Check your bible for what it says about force

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Christianity Etc › Re: If You Were Asked To Preach In Your Church, What Will Be Your Message? by Timijo(m): 11:29am On Dec 01, 2013

Elantracey: I know many will say they wont be ready or will be shy but i think we should always be ready to do anything in the house of God.

As for me my message will be LOVE . It's one of the things i always like talking about not emotional love but unconditional love(agape love) . In 1st corinthians 13 paul gave d definition and said without he's nothing and ended the chapter saying ne faith,hope and love..love is the greatest. In 1 john 4v7-8 john said beloved let us love one another for love is of God and every one that loveth is born of God and knoweth God,he that loveth not knoweth not God for God is love. It was because of love that God sent his only son into the world that we might live thru him. Jesus only commandment is love n he said if ye love me keep my commandment

I will preach whatever God asks me to preach.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Italian Woman Leaves $13Million To Her Cat by Timijo(m): 5:36pm On Nov 30, 2013

This is first class mumu. What stopped her from taking the money to orphanage home.
This is a typical sign of end time.

Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme (Pawpaw) At The Beach (Pictures) by Timijo(m): 5:21pm On Nov 29, 2013

martronilla: mumu shut up! He said he was just kidding... Blind bat

You know say na you mumu pass for taking panadol for another man's headache.

Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme (Pawpaw) At The Beach (Pictures) by Timijo(m): 5:17pm On Nov 29, 2013

Sermwell: why do u guyz always take life too serious? Haba! So no time for comic relief in your dictionary abi? And how do you know I have younger ones? Smh!

Don't mind me please, am just pulling your leg. Am sorry if it sounds intuitive.

Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme (Pawpaw) At The Beach (Pictures) by Timijo(m): 5:14pm On Nov 29, 2013

yuncka: @ d fast rate he's addin weight witout height, soon dis little man go become real Paw Paw, or beta still change his name 2 futbol.

He is God's creature, don't insult him please. Besides, how much as your height/stature earn you?

Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme (Pawpaw) At The Beach (Pictures) by Timijo(m): 5:05pm On Nov 29, 2013

Sermwell: Nice pix! But how does this make FG's threat to ASUU an empty one?

#Just kiddin oo#

Thank God you acknowledged yourself as a kid. My advice for you is to grow up before your younger one will leave you behind.

Education › Re: Common Grammatical Tautologies by Timijo(m): 7:36pm On Nov 25, 2013

Vivly: Ok. I've noticed a few tautologies commonly used here and I'm gonna post them. Feel free to post those you've noticed too.
First, a grammatical tautology is when you repeat an idea within a particular sentence or phrase, giving the impression you are providing additional information.. For example, she woke up at 4.am in the morning. Am signifies morning, why bother?
Here we go
1.Very beginning. The word very is redundant in the phrase

2.Small minority Politics section, A place is regarded as minority because it's small.

3. Personal belongings. All belongings are personal, unless they've been stolen from a public place

4.PIN number Please don't ask anybody for their pin and still say number. The initial 'n' in the acronym PIN stands for number.

5.Honest truth A truth is either true or it isn't. Unless it's a politician speaking.

6.
Past experiences All experiences are past. All those thread starters saying 'please share your past experience', take note.
Not all experiences are past, e.g. John was attacked by armed robbers last week. This is a past experience.
John is going through a terrible time. This is still happening to him, so it is a present experience.

7.
Old adage Please, there's a reason it's called adage and it's because it's old

The example below is curled from the Cambridge Advanced Learners Dictionary (CALD):He remembered the old adage 'Look before you leap'.

Politics › Re: 2015: South-south Will Disown Jonathan If He Doesn’t Run by Timijo(m): 1:36pm On Nov 25, 2013

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]How do you view comments from a section of the North that President Jonathan should not seek re-election?

President Jonathan has a constitutional right as a Nigerian to seek re-election. I do not know what qualifies, Tafawa Balewa, Shehu Shagari and Olusegun Obasanjo to seek office for second term that Jonathan does not have. Obasanjo from the South-West ran for two terms and nobody challenged his right to go for second term. Shagari from North-West contested election, completed his first term and ran for second term and was sworn-in but the military truncated his second term. But nobody challenged his constitutional right to go for re-election. Nobody also challenged Tafawa Balewa.
If late President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua was alive, nobody would have challenged him if he wanted to go for second term. Nobody has stopped a serving president in Nigeria, Africa, America, from seeking re-election unless he was defeated at the election. I do not agree that the proponents of asking Jonathan not to re-contest make any legal, political and historical sense.
However, should they feel that Jonathan has not done well, which is a matter of mathematics; what did Jonathan as president get overall, what has he been able to achieve? What did Jonathan get overall and how much has he used to prosecute Boko Haram war with the army and what is left for executing projects? What did he get with regard to a level playing ground of a peaceful existence as a nation as opposed to what other presidents got? We must have a benchmark to assess all the presidents to know how they have performed.
Having said so, it is not to say Jonathan should not contest. Jonathan should contest, Jonathan must contest. If those who don’t want him to re-contest know what they are doing, they should mobilise and stop him at the election.
If because of this predominantly northern opposition Jonathan did not contest, he cannot come back to the South-south, we will chase him away. It is not Jonathan’s mandate, it is South-South’s mandate. We cannot be made second class citizens in our country. He cannot dare to say he will not re-contest. He will be shocked with the answers he will get. His mandate is a collective mandate of the South-South led by our hero, Ken Saro-Wiwa, who paid with his blood.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/2015-south-south-ll-disown-jonathan-doesnt-run-gbagi/[/quote]GEJ 2015 1000m race is sure. We the fans are behind you to cheer you up.

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Politics › Re: President Jonathan Sick, Receives Treatment In London by Timijo(m): 8:13am On Nov 22, 2013*

livingstoneony: pls die there....

Who are the fools that like this nonsense post? How can you wish someone death? You don't have human feeling at all.
Mr. President, this sickness is not unto death but to put your enemies to shame and bring glory to God. Get well soon.

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Crime › Re: Teacher Beats 4-yr-old Pupil To Death For Being Stubborn by Timijo(m): 11:18am On Nov 21, 2013

Tolexander: Some teachers are just so wicked with beating. Some pupils are so fragile and can do something suicidal when beaten, reason why i don't support this kind of punishment!

I remember those primary school days when i used to have a beating teacher always centering his beating on me. A friend told me i would faint if i put a bean each in my armpits when beating. I tried it to school and to my disappointed, i didn't faint.

That means you are also stubborn, it's just an observation from your comment.

Nairaland General › How Old Are You On Nairaland? by Timijo(op): 9:46am On Nov 21, 2013

I will be four years old member on nairaland on the 30th of December 2013.
How about you? Tell us how old you are on nairaland.

Romance › Re: Tips For All Single Ladies Who Are Waiting For The Blissful Day by Timijo(op): 2:53pm On Nov 20, 2013

yemmit90: Hmmmmm, are you saying they would find husbands after following your theories or just an advise for them to be happy?

I advise you to get someone who will read it for you for proper understanding.

Health › 7 Health Benefits Of Laughter by Timijo(op): 2:23pm On Nov 20, 2013

One of the best feelings in the world is the deep-
rooted belly laugh. It can bring people together and establish amazing connections. Everything
from a slight giggle to a side-splitting guffaw can
change the temperature of a room from chilly
unfamiliarity to a warm family-like atmosphere.
Get ready to get your giggle on!

1. Laughing lowers blood pressure
People who lower their blood pressure, even those who start at normal levels, will reduce their risk of
strokes and heart attacks. So get your self a comedy film and enjoy your
laughter medicine.

2. Reduces stress hormone levels
You benefit from reducing the level of stress
hormones your body produces because hormone-
level reduction simultaneously cuts the anxiety and
stress impacting your body. Additionally, the reduction of stress hormones in your body may result in higher immune system performance. Just
think: Laughing along as a co-worker tells a funny
joke can relieve some of the day's stress and help
you reap the health benefits of laughter.
3. Fun ab workout

One of the benefits of laughter is that it can help
you tone your abs. When you are laughing, the muscles in your stomach expand and contract,
similar to when you intentionally exercise your abs.
Meanwhile, the muscles you are not using to laugh
are getting an opportunity to relax. Add laughter to
your ab routine and make getting a toned tummy
more enjoyable.

4. Improves cardiac health

Laughter is a great cardio workout, especially for those who are incapable of doing other physical
activity due to injury or illness. It gets your heart
pumping and burns a similar amount of calories per
hour as walking at a slow to moderate pace. So,
laugh your heart into health.

5. Boosts T cells

T cells are specialized immune system cells just
waiting in your body for activation. When you
laugh, you activate T cells that immediately begin to
help you fight off sickness. Next time you feel a
cold coming on, add chuckling to your illness
prevention plan.

6. Triggers the release of endorphins

Endorphins are the body’s natural pain killers. By
laughing, you can release endorphins, which can
help ease chronic pain and make you feel good all over.

7. Produces a general sense of well-being

Laughter can increase your overall sense of well-
being. Doctors have found that people who have a positive outlook on life tend to fight diseases better than people who tend to be more negative. So
smile, laugh and live longer!

Romance › Re: Tips For All Single Ladies Who Are Waiting For The Blissful Day by Timijo(op): 1:35pm On Nov 20, 2013

angel TI: #tears

awww thanks OP

It's my pleasure to add values to people's lives.

Romance › Tips For All Single Ladies Who Are Waiting For The Blissful Day by Timijo(op): 10:20am On Nov 20, 2013

1. Don’t be in a hurry to move out of your parent’s house.
2. Don’t wait for a man before u start living. You can live a fulfilled life as a single woman.
3. Stay away from alcohol. It kills others and you are not special.
4. Don’t entertain wrong numbers calling you, especially late in the night. It’s not the right way to find a lover.
5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Always take
breakfast and avoid sweets.
6. Dress well: Impression counts. People will judge you by the way you dress even before they talk to you.
7. Don’t use sex as proof of love. Sex is not a proof for love; he’ll still leave even after all that sweet sex.
8. Don’t marry someone because of money; else you’ll become one of his possessions.
9. Add value to yourself, get a career. Don’t be fooled that a man will solve all your problems.
10. Respect yourself depending on your dressing code. This will also show what you are, where you come from, and many people out there will respect you because of your being decent.

I stand to be corrected if I'm wrong.

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Phones › Re: Share Your Phone Loss/theft Experiences Here!!! by Timijo(m): 8:34pm On Nov 18, 2013

I have never lost phone and my phone has never been stolen.
All thanks tp God.

Sports › Re: Balotelli And Rossi To Lead Attack Against Nigeria by Timijo(m): 2:46pm On Nov 18, 2013

Mario, boya loma dele

Sports › Re: Picture Of Vincent Enyeama And Wife by Timijo(m): 8:38pm On Nov 17, 2013

Stanlyag: Lille's Enyeama and wife

Wife or girl friend? When did he marry her?

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TV/Movies › Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by Timijo(m): 8:27am On Nov 15, 2013

Kennyroy24: Here is the list of some funny observations about Nollywood movies.

1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible?

2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road?

3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love?

4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions?

5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson?

6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings?

7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the ‘Baba’?

8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies.

9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5.

10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really?

11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah’s dad?

12. It's quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”.

Maybe you have something to add?
http://omobar..com/2013/11/12-funny-things-typical-of-nollywood.html

Your 12 observations are what is making them famous in all over the world and money is flowing into their pockets. Nollywood movies are the most view movies in all over the world.
Come to think of It, are u as famous as the least Nollywood artistes? Who even know you in your area? Sit down their and be criticising them. It is easier to criticise than to create.

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Politics › Re: Picture Of Policeman Smoking Marijuana In Public by Timijo(m): 10:03am On Nov 14, 2013

How can the country be free from crimes when the custodians of the law have suddenly become law breakers.
NDLEA do you work without partiality.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Lionel Messi Sidelined For Two Months With Hamstring Injury by Timijo(m): 4:13pm On Nov 11, 2013

Josh64: Na wao! Messi's injury make Nairalands front page? I wonder how that affects ASUU strike.#hisses#

It does not just make frontpage but it is drawing crowd to nairaland and Seun is making more money.

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Releases New Photos by Timijo(m): 10:15pm On Nov 10, 2013

MrCal: Actress Genevieve Nnaji has released new pictures of hers, probably taken at the wedding ceremony of Usman Dantata and Rukky Indimi.Wow! she is still cute. Am I the only one seeing this?
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Christianity Etc › What Does It Mean To Be A Christian? by Timijo(op): 7:37am On Nov 10, 2013

Some people think that to be a Christian means you can't see movies, that you can't dance, can't have a drink, or that you can't have any more fun. That isn't true. Christianity isn't about rules and regulations to follow. It is about a relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ.

In the Old Testament times God gave the Law which had to be followed precisely. There were instructions about clothes, food, what you could or could not do on the Sabbath, what you had to do in the temple, how priests were to carry out their functions, how strangers were to be treated, how people were to be punished, etc. All these things were to be observed properly and precisely since all of them affected their standing before God. That was in Old Testament times, but now we have Jesus and the requirements of the Law are no longer necessary for us in order to please God.

1. Being a Christian means that you are changed on the inside, not controlled from the outside. It means that your heart has been changed by the presence of God. It does not mean that you are required to go to church, required to pay tithes, required to be good, required to do anything in order to stay a Christian. It means you desire to do those things because you've been changed.

2. Being a Christian means that you have
encountered the true and living God and that you have undergone a change in your heart and soul. It means that you are not restricted to the Laws of right and wrong in order to please God because you cannot please God by what you do. God will only find pleasure in you through Jesus Christ.

Finally, to be a Christian means to follow Christ, to desire Him, to fellowship with Him, to be indwelt by Him, and to bring glory to Him in your life.

Are you a true christian? Or what does being a christian means to you?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Gay Africans Are Entitled To Asylum In The EU by Timijo(m): 11:05am On Nov 08, 2013

Vivly: What? Nigerians and their love for foreign countries? Some trek across borders, even to poorer third world countries. Most people are sure going to pretend to be gay to seek asylum.

This is devil's new invention in this end time. No one can pretend to be a gay before those devil's agents and receive visa because they will carry out test on him before approving him.
It's just a pity that things have fell apart in this end time. There are many sane people who wants to vist the foreign countries for better things but they are denied visa and the homosexuals will be getting free visa.
What a falling world!

Romance › Re: We Are Breaking Up B'cos Of Genotype Incompatibility by Timijo(op): 5:13pm On Nov 06, 2013

I appreciated everyone who has comforted me, may the good Lord give u ur heart desire.

Romance › Re: We Are Breaking Up B'cos Of Genotype Incompatibility by Timijo(op): 1:55pm On Nov 06, 2013

Ladybianca: @op sorry,... a friend of mine also lost a relatnship of 2 yrs to this same issue.....pls o, to the guys wen asking d gal out, asking after her genotype shud b one of questns u shud ask her wen gettn to knw each other more to avoid all dis hrt brks (and dis applies to d gals too)

I tried to find out about her genotype after few weeks of meeting but she told me that the one she did when she was in the school proved AA. But when she did another one at a recognized hospital it revealed that she is AS.

Romance › We Are Breaking Up B'cos Of Genotype Incompatibility by Timijo(op): 1:14pm On Nov 06, 2013

Me and my loving, caring, beautiful and generous fiancee have decided to end the long time relationship because of our genotype incompatibility. Although, it hurts to say goodbye to a lady who is the dream of every man to have as a wife; but I just have to let go.
We found out that we are both AS, and we all know the implication of this. We would not want to take any risk in the name of love. We just have to end the relationship peacfully. Oh! This is very painful. Can I ever meet someone like her again? If I have the power to change this, I would have done that without hesitation. But God have reason(s) for everything that He does.

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Education › Re: Strike: ASUU Members To Decide On FG’S Fresh Offer by Timijo(m): 7:42am On Nov 05, 2013

Fegge should be wary of being used by opposition politicians. They should call off the strike immediately . It s stupid to go to negotiation with “all or none” mindset like they had done before now. They should be reasonable in their demands. This is the worst strike by ASUU where professors organise demonstrations and protests at Market squares like street urchins just to draw sympathy to their plight. They too should do serious soul-search and answer this questions: if the universities were deregulated and lecturers paid according to their competence and output, how many of them would be worhty of half of their present pay?

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