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Mrniceguyjohn: am hotter dan dis man, lol

Dat is symptom of high fever. You better run go hospital for check up or u start taking agbo iba (concotion).

As I read about how he got a job through his twitter account and suddenly became a millionaire, I was like, oh! Poor me. I have twitter account but I don't visit it as I used to visit nairaland. I began to feel bad for not following people on twitter but I have plenty likes on nairaland which are not doing anything for me. In fact, I have already made up my mind to spend much time on twitter posting interesting articles like the op but as I read to the last line I discovered that the op was in a serious day dream. The guy that woke him up suppose to be sued to court and should be made to pay for damages.
Moral Lesson
If you cannot enjoy life in the real world, sleep and enjoy it in your dream.

kinxlink: Yeah, I received d alert this morning and I've come to acknowledge that. I'm really grateful to timijo who don't know me from anywhere and gave me the rechargecard. So nice of you sir. You'll always prosper in all ur endeavours and won't lack anything gd.

It's my pleasure.

kinxlink: 08074720439,dat's my number..Thanks You.

is dis glo line?

kinxlink: Here is mine BREAKDOWN,

IF YESTERDAY = TOMORROW, TODAY = FRIDAY
It simply means Tomorrow from his assumption = SATURDAY
But for real, Yur tomorrow was actually yesterday = SATURDAY (NOTE: If yesterday was tomorrow), therefore, he said this on a SUNDAY!

Congratulations to you! You are the first person to get the answer correctly with a concrete explanation. Please send your phone number to me to claim your reward as I promised.

HARDUBUY: So, i will make heaven eternaly if i only accept Jesus as my saviour & son of God and yet i furnicate, comit murder, disobey my parents, drink alcohol, smoke, steal or even engage in adultery etc? You must be joking.....
if Jesus is Ur saviour, then Who is GOD Almighty to u....Or are u a son of devil urself?
Meanwhile, it seems u haven't read Matt 19 vs 16...where jesus said himself that he is not "Good master" meaning he isn't perfect....so how is he ur saviour?....Secondly, u havent read where David was also called a begotten son of God in ur bible.
My own saviour is not Human being.

Don't get it wrong please. If Jesus dwells in you, you will not commit sin. In fact, you will hate sins like excreta. I advise you to read the scripture below for more understanding. 1John 3:5-9

Bootybuttchic: guy u wicked oooo .....make una no kill me for here abeg......nlders i hail




Rebe i hail you....even our starcomms just get 12gb with dis ur tweak ooo

The only thing that I have not activated is Recca. Am still looking for her because she must be activated.

The only reason why people will go to hell is the rejection of Jesus Christ as the Son of God and the Saviour of the world. That is to say, ''If you reject Jesus as the Son of God and your Saviour, you are going to hell if you die''.
No one will go to hell because of some of those rules because Jesus has come to fulfill them on our behalf. Read Matthew 5:17.

RebeRebe ya head dey there. The thing they rock like your two eyes. I don activate all my nebors' mtn sim finish. Na etisalat I dey activate now. If I finish with eti I go pick airtel and glo. If I kon activate them finish, I go pounce on u and activate u too.

mailkeem: Damn!!! Zubino answered before me.

How sure are you that he is correct? The answer is yet to be announced by me. So you still have a better option.

Keep your answer coming, I will announce the winner later in the day. Don't forget, the promise still stands.

Ellidude: Seems like the Op has eloped with his airtime.

Read the post again and you will understand that I am still keeping to my word.

How fast can you think? Put your brain to test now.
Here is the question: If only yesterday was tomorrow, today would have been Friday. Which day was this statement made?
Give reason(s)for your answer.
The winner will be announced later in the day.

kinxlink is the first person to post the correct answer with a perfect proof, and this made him the winner of the prize.
Once again, kinxlink congratulations!
Please send your phone number to me by quoting this post or send it as pm.

I almost believe the story to the extend I started wishing it was me before reading it to the end. You need to see they way I laughed after reading it.
Bros, if you enjoyed all those things in your dream, you better go back to sleep and dream more since life is better in dream than in the real life.

so this thing happened in this country? I thought it is in oyinbo land when I saw the topic. Evidence of true love found in naija again.

panachuku: eyah, his God cud not save him

Watch your tongue for what you say.
May the Lord console the family of the dead pastor.

I don't believe you don't want to hide your personality any more. If truly you are tired of your hide and seek game, call all your neighbours in your compound and tell them that you are a gay, call all your colleaugues in workplace and tell them that you are a gay. Go to where you worship and tell all the people there that you are a gay. Finally, call all your family members together and tell them that you are a gay.
If you fail to do any of these, you are still doing the abnormal thing and that makes you a white wash sepulcher. This can cost you a peaceful eternity.

As if the alcohol have anything good to contribute to ones health. People using their money to buy poisons. Wasteful spenders.

Blockus: You must be a child.

Just because you want to watch 11 men chase after a ball, we should allow corruption thrive.

And you even had the nerve to use the word 'SENSE' in your post.

#MayGodHaveMercyOnYou.

#DownWithGEJ.
#DownWithCorruption.
#DownWithPDP.

How do you define corruption? Can you swear that you are free from this word?

Blockus: Jonathan is a Biitch.

Maigari was removed by the courts. Jonathan just used executive powers to force the judiciary into obeying FIFA.



#GEJMustGO.

If ordinary FIFA can bully him, then we have no hope.

#VoteAPGAorLP2015.

e-warrrior, what did you type? He took the right initiative and you are still ranting because you have allowed hatred/bad belle to be cloud your sense of judgement.

bishopoliver: iall me old-school if you like, but using hard cover Bible is more fulfilling than the mobile ones..



Abi, can you cast out demons with Ipad?

Is it with the bible that one cast out demon or by the name of Jesus?

Wale112: Many Ghanaians are now renouncing their nationality to become citizens of other countries due to economic reasons, Mr Kwesi Ahwoi, Minister of the Interior, announced on Monday.

He said in all, a total number of 817 applications were received and approved from Ghanaians in 2013 to enable them to change their nationalities.

Out of the number, 367 were males and 450 were female Ghanaians, who took nationality in Germany (538), Netherlands (233), Norway (32), Denmark (7), Austria (5), Hong Kong (1) and China (1), Mr Ahwoi said this at the-meet-the-press series in Accra.

Elaborating further on the issue, Mr David Agorsor, Director in Charge of Migration Unit of the Ministry said majority of the applicants were health professionals, especially doctors and nurses, who had their passports taken from them and returned to the Passport office on completion of the process.

He explained that, such people renounced their Ghanaian nationality because they are mostly offered job opportunities in those countries which do not recognize dual citizenship.

Mr Agorsor, who described the situation as very alarming, however said such people could regain their Ghanaian citizenship if they renounce the foreign one later.

“The rate at which Ghanaians are naturalizing as Germans is alarming. Almost every week, people come over to naturalise as Germans unlike in previous times-when they go seeking for greener pastures”.

Meanwhile, Mr Ahwoi said 39 foreigners applied to naturalize as Ghanaians, and that 29 of them had been approved and the remaining 10 being outstanding.

Of these, 17 people were Lebanese, five Indians, one each from Nigeria, Korea, Egypt, America, Britain and Liberia.

The Interior Minister gave an overview about work being done within the 10 agencies of the Sector Ministry, made up of the Ghana Police Service, Ghana Prisons Service, Ghana National Service, Ghana Immigration Service, and the National Disaster Management Organisation (NADMO).

The rest are the Narcotics Control Board (NACOB), Ghana Refugee Board, Gaming Commission, National Commission on Small Arms and the National Peace Council.

Mr Ahwoi said all the agencies would collaborate and work to provide a safe and secure environment where social economic activities would thrive within the confines of the law to enable Ghana to enhance her status as a middle income country to achieve higher growth and development.

He said many of the laws governing the agencies were obsolete and that, they are being amended at various stages to bring them up to date.

He said a new migration policy, a private security organisations regulations, a locksmiths activities regulations as well as a service charter had been designed while the NADMO Bill had been approved by Cabinet.

A cabinet memorandum on a loan facility to procure logistics for security agencies is also being worked on, and that, when that is approved, the agencies would be provided with the needed logistics for effective operations.


http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=316939

Why are they selling themselves to the slave masters again?

Can somebody answer these questions for me?
1. Did Mikel deserve to be in the super Eagle's team?
2. Did Yobo deserve to be in the Super Eagle's team?
3. Did Sunday Umba deserve not to be in the 2014 worldcup Super Eagle's team?
4. Did GEJ deserve to be the president of Nigeria?

ambrosini593: To me a hell no. Thomas Mueller deserves it than Messi. What about you?. Let's hear from you

Either he deserves it or not, he has been given. If u are not happy wit dat, hug d nearest transformer to u.

Seun thanks for creating logout all button. Please kindly create e-slap and dislike buttons for us, these are urgently needed.

supereagle: The Group Managing Director of Energy group, Dr. Jimoh Ibrahim has advised Christians nationwide not to work tomorrow and stay at home to observe the Day of Atonement.

Jimoh Ibrahim said specifically that God commanded that his children should not work on the 10th day of the seventh month and that they should bring their souls before Him for atonement.

It is a special day, according to Jimoh Ibrahim, that God set aside to cleanse all saints and it is observed once a year.
He added that this instruction from God is forever. He specifically referred Christians to read Leviticus 16 verses 29-31.

29′And this shall be a statute for ever unto you: that in the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, ye shall afflict your souls, and do no work at all, whether it be one of your own country, or a stranger that sojourneth among you:

30[For on that day shall ] the priest[ make an atonement for you, to cleanse you, ] that[ ye may be clean from all your sins before the Lord

31[It ] shall be[ a sabbath of rest unto you, and ye shall afflict your souls, by a statute for ever.’

He advised that during this period, they should remember to pray for Nigeria.

Meanwhile he has directed all staff not on essential duties to observe the Day of Atonement by declaring Thursday and Friday as holiday for staff of Global Fleet Oil and Gas while wishing them a greater time with the Creator
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/jimoh-ibrahim-begs-christians-nationwide-work-thursday/#sthash.7cj2joYG.dpuf

it's unfortunate, am reading this in my office.

sheylarhh: can u explain d four goals d guy scored against Bayern levenkusen?

It was 5 goals that Messi score against bayern leverkusen in that 2012 champions' league and that gave him another fantastic record.

Up Lionel Messi! Up Argentina

vowiski: Microsoft’s virtual assistant for Windows Phone 8.1 had one of her biggest test yesterday in the clash of two giants; Brazil and Germany. Cortana predicted Germany to stroll past Brazil in the Semi Final match of the World Cup 2014 and it happened even with her confidence level being “Mid/Mid-low.”

What ought to be a scintillating encounter between two continental giants suddenly looked like a PlayStation game after the host nation were humiliated by 5-goal victory in the first half of the elite competition. The second half brought in more goals to end the match 7-1, all before the eyes of heart-broken and heart-shattered Brazilian fans.

Cortana’s WC Semi Final Predictions
Date Game Winner Confidence Level
July 9 Netherlands vs Argentina Argentina Mid/Mid-low

Don’t Forget: Everything You Need To Know About Cortana

Cortana will be looking for a flawless victory to bring her prediction accuracy to 14 out of 14 as she thinks Argentina, the only South American nation remaining in the World Cup 2014 completion would eliminate Netherlands to reach the finals.

Stick with us at techrez.com and follow us on twitter @techrez for more breaking news about Cortana’s World Cup predictions.
Source := http://www.techrez.com/2014/07/cortana-predicts-argentina-to-win-netherlands.html

I will be glad if this prediction comes true.

SpaceGoat: hmmm.. this post is aim at you to show to you the evill of the word "virgin" to you male guys and female girl out there !!!! most people get stomach pain everytime and they dont dont even know why!! read on

1. You will have swollen stomach
look do you think the 1,500 sperm man produce in a secounds dispear?? let do math !! [1500=1sec , 1days=86400sec, 86400x1500=129600000 sperm in a day, in years= ooh my gods!! ]

2. You will bed wet
see bed wet is bed wet either by urinate or by sperm!! people may say "it is not o" it ia not o" it not o" but they are both same!

3.Your urinate will yellow
scientis as found out sex act as a cleaner for kidney in both male guys and female girls .. if your urinate is yellow stop being virgin

3.You will be buying vasline always
guys stop it!! no more self self servicing vasline. you are making the producers think people like the their product.

4.You will not be sexy
this is for female girls, study as show that sex increase the size of b.o.obs yes! boobos is very important in female girl ' we guy love them.. see omotola? do you know her secret to get those nice boobs ? Mr EKEINEDE!

5.You will not know book
study as show people who are not virgin concentrate more in class and work than virgins because the male guy virgin or female girl virgin is thinking about sex with her,his teacher or boss.

being virgin is pure evil and bad.. tank

Ode leleyi faa. Must you write rubbish in order to convince people to be like you?

LMAyedun: BREAKING: SHEKARAU NOW EDUCATION MINISTER

As Jonathan redeploys Yuguda.

President Goodluck Jonathan this morning swore in four new ministers recently cleared by the Senate.

The president announced a former governor of Kano State, Ibrahim Shekarau as Minister of Education.

The new ministers and their portfolios are as follows:


Ibrahim Shekarau --Minister of Education

Stephen Oru ---Minister of Niger Delta Affairs

Abdul Bulama ---Minister of Science and Technology

Clement Adebayo Adeyeye --Minister of State for Works

The president also redeployed the Minister of State for Works, Bashir Yuguda as Substantive Minister of National Planning and Minister of State for Finance.

Before announcing the new ministers' portfolios, Jonathan had charged them to serve the nation with their wealth of experience.

The president said he believed that all of them are capable of serving the country.


Details later...

http://dailytrust.com.ng/top-stories/28765-shekarau-now-education-minister

http://m.premiumtimesng.com/?p=164613

Chai! Our educational sector don suffer.

dazzlingd: The commentator kept me laughing through out the entire match with his hilarious and wicked comments....just a few I remember though, so add yours


1..I have never seen a goal less celebrated in my life
2. The Brazilians can't wait to return to the dressing room which will be their sanctuary for now
3. This is the kind of score line that can make grey hair turn white

The match has become a training match for Germany.