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Romance › Re: Guyz Don't Ever Marry A Girl That You Have Not Had Sex With by Timijo(m): 8:27pm On Dec 20, 2013
[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Seriously i won't advice any guy to marry a girl without first sampling her for the following reasons


1. Some girls have an offensive väginal odour ,that when get undressed the entire house go dey ooze undecided


2.some girls have vägina that is as loose as Nigerian local dogs , if u wait till ur wedding night before u find out ,na heavy cross u carry o grin


3. Some girls will jus lay on the bed like a bag of rice during sěx ,no excitement ,no style..if you marry this kind of woman , u go still dey go outside go fùck ashawo grin


4. Some girls can neva be satisfied " NEVER" even if u service them on per second fuckn, they will still be asking you that " wat have u done, that u are tired ? "...guys if u wait till ur wedding night before finding out " ur days no go long" grin


5. Some girls have spiritual husband ,that if u are straffin dem ..dey will be shaking and shouting. " spiritual spiritual spiritual ! " this one I had a personal experience o! shocked so if you wait till ur wedding night to find out " ur life will never be that same again lipsrsealed[/quote]You are a fornicator who needs God's mercy and forgiveness. Stop influencing others badly. I refused to follow your advice.
Romance › Re: When We Kiss, My Girlfriend Drops Saliva In My Mouth by Timijo(m): 11:54am On Dec 20, 2013
Andyblaze: Whenever I Kiss My Girlfriend, There Is Something She Does That Annoys Me

So I just met this girl 2 months ago and so far, it’s been a good relationship apart from her always telling her family about our sex life.

But then the bigger problem is that she doesn't know how to kiss me deeply without leaving lots of her saliva in my mouth which I usually have to swallow because I don't want to hurt her pride by going to spit right after she kisses me.

I've talked to her about it though jokingly and she always says it’s because she's usually so turned on when we kiss deeply that she doesn't have control over how much she salivates.

Do I leave a small basin beside the bed whenever we want to get it on? Or do I say Adieu to My relationship with her. I don't know what to do as I have my own saliva and don't need extra.

Advise please.
stop kissing Omo ton jato.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Timijo(m): 8:19am On Dec 19, 2013
macmos: Hello my fellow student how was ur last exams and hope you r preparing for the next semester. For any enquire and assistant you can reach me on whatsapp 08181583039 or call same number my bb pin:27DE0F6B though am base and study in ibadan study centre but IT has made location no longer excuse so feel free to reach me.
Regards
The above bolded words are wrong. They should be ''Enquiry'' and ''Assistance''
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Timijo(m): 8:04am On Dec 19, 2013
ferdimako: For assistant and not assistance.
You are the one that is wrong. Assistance is the correct word to use, as it has been used.
Assistance means ''help''. So, call for your assistance is the correct word because the op wants to help.

Assistant means an helper i.e. Someone who helps someone else to do a job.
The op is the assistant.
Fashion › Re: Male Beautician Who Transformed From Black To White (Photos) by Timijo(m): 7:48pm On Dec 17, 2013
Rikidony: Delta state born beautician and skincare expert, Pela Tonye Okiemute who specializes in skin whitening and sales of bleaching product in a recent interview with Encomium says there is no negative effect to it.

Excepts below...
Why do you deal in bleaching despite the fact that it has a negative impact on the skin?

The negative impact from bleaching is when you use bad product. Gone are those days when people use bad products like Hydroquine and other forms of chemicals that cause damage to the skin. We use advanced products and herbs which makes our skin look healthy. We have discovered some other products like Gluthatione. They are pills that are medically good and needed for the body, which has its side effect as lightening the skin.

So it is not a bad side effect because many people want to lighten up so they lighten up and become healthy. Gluthathione kills and reduces Cancer. It kills kidney problem, kills lungs problems. It reduces high blood pressure. It is anti-aging, clears spots and pimples from your face and body. It is more of a healthy medication with its side effect as whitening.



So aside the whitening effect of gluthathione, are there other side effects?
No there are no other side effects. It is one of the best anti-oxidants. Gluthathione is very essential because it helps people who smoke and have Tabacco and nicotine in their system, it is a major antioxidant. It detoxifies the system, it takes away the unwanted orgasms and irregularities in the system. It flushes off the nicotine and tobacco.

In most cases for the first time, one or two weeks one would urinate a lot but it passes out the toxins in form of urine and excrete from the system. It is not a bad side effect because it would help keep them healthy and give them a glowing skin. It is when you take an overdose that you have the side effect, which is the whitening side effect. The more you use it the whiter you would get, its not like panadol or paracetamol that when you take an overdose, it would be a problem. But for this when you take an overdose, the whitening effect and process increases.

People have accused you of being gay and also a love-vendor, what do you have to say about this?
Like I said, people always criticize and talk in our country when they see you are good at what you do. There would always be critics to pull you back. But my advice to other business people is that they shouldn't listen to what other people say, just focus on what you are doing,focus on those that you are interested in and make sure you do the best for them.

From the pictures we saw, you obviously use your product to advertise as you used to be a dark skinned and now you are light skinned, has that been effective?

Yes it has been effective.
http://m.naij.com/news/54490.html
This guy will regret this. Turning himself into albinomism
Culture › Re: Ile-Ife Existed Before Birth Of Jesus Christ - Ooni of Ife by Timijo(m): 6:08pm On Dec 15, 2013
dr dams: www.vanguardngr.com
What does he want to bring out of this? Who created Ile-Ife?
JESUS!
Who created Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade?
JESUS!
Travel › Re: Excluding Lagos And Abuja; List The 3 Top Next Cities In Nigeria. by Timijo(m): 2:36pm On Dec 14, 2013
Alikaxon: For those that have travelled far and wide across major cities in Nigeria. There is no doubt that Lagos and Abuja are the two biggest cities in Nigeria. Exluding these two giant cities, I've fathomed that here is where the problem lies; many Nigerians don't know the exact next biggest city(s) after this two mentioned above. In other countries, their citizens can list the top 10 cities in the perfect order without anyone disputing it. But here in Nigeria, If mr. A should list it's top 3, mr. B will dispute it and list another different top 3 cities entirely. I think this arises because we are using various and differ criteria according to our perception. Let us all use this simple criteria: Level of industrial presence, level of infrastructural presence, largeness and population size. I think this are the three major criterias for rating a city, so with these criteria, any named list here can be justified. I woun't name my list in other to be neutral. Your lists are welcomed. At the end of the day, the most popularly supported list(s) are the final top 3(three). Cheers!!!
Maiduguri
Kano
Kaduna
Fashion › Re: Weavon For Balding Men (Pics) by Timijo(m): 8:51am On Dec 11, 2013
I recommend this for comrade Oshimohle
Romance › Re: 9 Signs A Guy Has Never Had A Girlfriend by Timijo(m): 6:53pm On Dec 10, 2013
This is to inform all my fellow nairalanders that MTN Nigeria has decided to reward all its subscribers with free credit and MB this season. It will last till January 31st, 2014.
The bonanza is called ''MTN Y'ello Xmas''.
If you don't have MTN line, run to the nearest seller and get one to enjoy the free will offering.
Romance › Re: 9 Signs A Guy Has Never Had A Girlfriend by Timijo(m): 6:45pm On Dec 10, 2013
Shugarlipz: Na wa ooo. he is not on facebook nd all is female friends are online. How come. angry
The controversial point tired me too.
Where did this guy get his statistics from?
Politics › A Letter To Dr. Nelson Mandela by Timijo(op): 9:03am On Dec 10, 2013
A LETTER TO Dr. NELSON MANDELA

Dear Dr. Nelson,
It pains us that you left us when we need you most. If we have what it takes to retain you, we wouldn't have let you go. You are a great ICON. Your memory will leave long in our hearts. Rest In Peace Madiba.

However, I will like to use this opportunity to send you to some of our past leaders who are over there.

Please when you get to d world
beyond, tell Herbert Macaulay that the party he founded has
been turned to People Destroying Party. Tell Obafemi Awolowo that we
now pay school fees without going to school. Help me tell Nnamdi Azikiwe that the long wall to
democracy he built has fallen, only the cracked fence still stands. Tell Chief Anthony Enaharo that
the independent nation he fought for is no more. Tell Alh. Shehu Shagari that boko haram has destroyed his reason for creating NYSC because no one
wants to serve in the north any
longer. Tell Alh. Ahmadu Bello that our
judicial system now favors only the rich. Also tell Baba Fela that Terry G
is the new afro beat king in Nigeria. Tell Muritala Mohammed that we
still use kerosene to cook and candles to see. Tell King Jaja of Opobo that we are still slaves in
our own country. Pls tell Dele Giwa that the Nigerian press has
been bought with money. Tell Alh. Umaru Musa Ya'adua that the GEJ he left behind has been setting committes upon committes rather that implementing his remaining agenda... and please don't forget to tell Prof. Iyayi that Federal Govt paid N200 Billion
into ASUU account but they have not seen alert. Tell them that we need a quick reply to this letter.

Signed:
Chairman,
Your People.
Romance › Re: Love And Relationship Problem: Why Do You Quit Rather Than Fixing It? by Timijo(op): 11:46am On Dec 09, 2013
Tayeni: Yes people tend to give up on relationships too easily but one must admit somethings are just unfixable
You may be right, but cutting off the head is not the pill for headache.
Romance › Love And Relationship Problem: Why Do You Quit Rather Than Fixing It? by Timijo(op): 11:20am On Dec 09, 2013
"If one vehicle, appliances or
properties develop a fault or problem, one think of fixing it but these days, when one thing goes wrong in a relationship, people think about replacing the
person, instead of fixing the problem.
WHYYYYYYY,huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh?
Sports › Re: Brazil 2014: Reasons Why Nigeria Must Win!! by Timijo(m): 8:52pm On Dec 06, 2013
Another reason is to give GEJ the 3rd cup in a single tenure.
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 10:57am On Dec 06, 2013
haibe: Am not saying that, infact paul admonishes christian lady's to dress in modest apparel.
Thank you for that truth. But I want you to understand that anyone who preaches any message that is contrary to the demands of God in the Holy Bible is A MESSENGER OF THE DEVIL
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 10:53am On Dec 06, 2013
haibe: Am not saying that, infact paul admonishes christian lady's to dress in modest apparel.
Thank you for that truth.
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 10:45am On Dec 06, 2013
haibe: This your comment is disrespectful, what if they were never sent by the devil but to make people focus on the important things in christendom?
It will be disrespectful to you in as much as am not dancing to you music.
Are you saying dressing is not part of Christian Faith?
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 10:35am On Dec 06, 2013
haibe: ok sir, don't judge calling people messengers of satan too, afterall you may later find out you have been wrong all the while
What name do you expect me to call people who are sent by the devil to spread his doctrines like a wild fire in this end time?
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 10:30am On Dec 06, 2013
vickyO: Did I say it was directed at me? I just laughed at your claims. Cause it sounded delusional to me.
The carnal mind cannot understand the things of the Spirit.
Keep on following the multitudes.
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 7:25pm On Dec 05, 2013
vickyO:
Stop shouting old man............
We know your types.
Your message has been received.
Pat yourself on the head.
Shut up your mouth because I am not talking to you. I can understand that you don't have your own mind. You are just being toss about like a reed


The boys that are gay, do they wear skirts? It's your mindset that leads you to sin.
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 7:16pm On Dec 05, 2013
haibe: lol, okay you are right bro, are you happy now? congrats. .lol
I did not tell you that I am sad please.
You have your point and I have mine, and that is: I will not succumb to end time heresies
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 7:00pm On Dec 05, 2013
haibe: Guy you have no point, you are just blabbing, females putting on decent trousers is not sinful.

Why do we have a lot of pharisees in this our age sef, kai..nawa oo.

The truth is bitter, you won't want to believe all the lies you have been holding to for years is false, I don't blame you though
s it because I did not allow you to confuse me with this your end time teaching that made you said, '' I don't have a point? It is your conscience that is judging you. There is no place in my post where I have said that it is a sin for women to wear trousers, and I did not also say that it is not a sin. If you like, wear skirt and blouse as a man, that is not my business.
My point is that, others may be deceived by end time teachers, but I refuse to be deceived.
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 6:36pm On Dec 05, 2013
haibe: ok sir, don't judge calling people messengers of satan too, afterall you may later find out you have been wrong all the while
If I had joined the bandwagon to clap for you, you wouldn't have said that I am bias.
I will never compromise my faith nor lower the standard because of this your end time teaching. Although, others may, but I will not. I repeat again! I refuse to follow end time teachers who preach false doctrines by diluting the word of God with logical reasoning/world concept.
The truth is bitter to take.
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 5:28pm On Dec 05, 2013
haibe: You are already biased, if you intended to learn, you won't be saying this.
You don't need to be judgemental in your reply to me because Your name is not MESSENGER OF SATAN, unless your conscience is biting you. The truth is bitter.
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 5:21pm On Dec 05, 2013
vickyO: Messengers of Satan.......... grin grin grin grin grin grin
False doctrines............. grin grin grin grin grin

You're suffering from delusion.
Smh.
Is your conscience judging you? I can't see where I directed my response to you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by Timijo(m): 4:43pm On Dec 05, 2013
spencerwilliams: what do u know about freedom,ur statement alone shows dat u are already yeildin 2 d fleshy desires,u remind me of how some prostitute use d grace of God 4 licenc 4 imorality,like dey always say,stop livin dis holy holy lifstyl of urs,com nd experien d freedom christ gav 2 us on d cross,althoug i hv nt seen u but u sound like does people playin wit d grace of God.
I have followed this thread from the starting point and I have learnt more from the scripture that spencer Williams dropped. Those of you arguing, continue in your argument. The bible says,''You will know the truth and the truth shall set you free''. As for me, I refuse to follow the messengers of Satan spreading false doctrines in this end time.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Timijo(m): 12:09pm On Dec 05, 2013
ferdimako: Na wao.print off ur results from online colored and go to court for age declaration.don't ask me whr d court is abeg.
Your answer brought smiles to my face. Thanks a lot
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Timijo(m): 10:54am On Dec 05, 2013
ferdimako: A copy and originals of ur birth cert,o'level results/cert,admission letter- B/W & COLORED,application form print-out,teller, PIN page & 3 passport photos.
Thanks Ferdimako, God bless u. My O'level certificate is not ready and I don't have birth certificate. In this case, what can I do? Will I be admitted without the two?
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Timijo(m): 9:58am On Dec 05, 2013
Please, what are the credentials that an undergraduate student will go along with to the screening venue?
Politics › Re: Edo Widow Shuns PDP’s N250,000 Gift by Timijo(m): 1:18pm On Dec 04, 2013
oluwashaddow: Thenationonlineng.net
Politics in Nigeria has now become a child-play thing.
This must be the part 2 of the script, am waiting for the part 3.
Romance › Re: Strike Notice From Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria by Timijo(m): 10:22am On Dec 03, 2013
braine: My girl is considerate• So no worries for me• cool tongue
Are you pulling out of the strike.
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Drinking With The "Go And Die" Widow (Picture) by Timijo(m): 10:11am On Dec 03, 2013
[quote author=Sunny_bobo]It takes public flogging to make our leaders human.[/quote]These people are just acting a script to deceive the masses.
I refused to be gullible.

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