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[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]Seriously i won't advice any guy to marry a girl without first sampling her for the following reasons 1. Some girls have an offensive väginal odour ,that when get undressed the entire house go dey ooze ![]() 2.some girls have vägina that is as loose as Nigerian local dogs , if u wait till ur wedding night before u find out ,na heavy cross u carry o ![]() 3. Some girls will jus lay on the bed like a bag of rice during sěx ,no excitement ,no style..if you marry this kind of woman , u go still dey go outside go fùck ashawo ![]() 4. Some girls can neva be satisfied " NEVER" even if u service them on per second fuckn, they will still be asking you that " wat have u done, that u are tired ? "...guys if u wait till ur wedding night before finding out " ur days no go long" ![]() 5. Some girls have spiritual husband ,that if u are straffin dem ..dey will be shaking and shouting. " spiritual spiritual spiritual ! " this one I had a personal experience o! [/quote]You are a fornicator who needs God's mercy and forgiveness. Stop influencing others badly. I refused to follow your advice. |
Andyblaze: Whenever I Kiss My Girlfriend, There Is Something She Does That Annoys Mestop kissing Omo ton jato. |
macmos: Hello my fellow student how was ur last exams and hope you r preparing for the next semester. For any enquire and assistant you can reach me on whatsapp 08181583039 or call same number my bb pin:27DE0F6B though am base and study in ibadan study centre but IT has made location no longer excuse so feel free to reach me.The above bolded words are wrong. They should be ''Enquiry'' and ''Assistance'' |
ferdimako: For assistant and not assistance.You are the one that is wrong. Assistance is the correct word to use, as it has been used. Assistance means ''help''. So, call for your assistance is the correct word because the op wants to help. Assistant means an helper i.e. Someone who helps someone else to do a job. The op is the assistant. |
Rikidony: Delta state born beautician and skincare expert, Pela Tonye Okiemute who specializes in skin whitening and sales of bleaching product in a recent interview with Encomium says there is no negative effect to it.This guy will regret this. Turning himself into albinomism |
dr dams: www.vanguardngr.comWhat does he want to bring out of this? Who created Ile-Ife? JESUS! Who created Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade? JESUS! |
Alikaxon: For those that have travelled far and wide across major cities in Nigeria. There is no doubt that Lagos and Abuja are the two biggest cities in Nigeria. Exluding these two giant cities, I've fathomed that here is where the problem lies; many Nigerians don't know the exact next biggest city(s) after this two mentioned above. In other countries, their citizens can list the top 10 cities in the perfect order without anyone disputing it. But here in Nigeria, If mr. A should list it's top 3, mr. B will dispute it and list another different top 3 cities entirely. I think this arises because we are using various and differ criteria according to our perception. Let us all use this simple criteria: Level of industrial presence, level of infrastructural presence, largeness and population size. I think this are the three major criterias for rating a city, so with these criteria, any named list here can be justified. I woun't name my list in other to be neutral. Your lists are welcomed. At the end of the day, the most popularly supported list(s) are the final top 3(three). Cheers!!!Maiduguri Kano Kaduna |
I recommend this for comrade Oshimohle |
This is to inform all my fellow nairalanders that MTN Nigeria has decided to reward all its subscribers with free credit and MB this season. It will last till January 31st, 2014. The bonanza is called ''MTN Y'ello Xmas''. If you don't have MTN line, run to the nearest seller and get one to enjoy the free will offering. |
Shugarlipz: Na wa ooo. he is not on facebook nd all is female friends are online. How come.The controversial point tired me too. Where did this guy get his statistics from? |
A LETTER TO Dr. NELSON MANDELA Dear Dr. Nelson, It pains us that you left us when we need you most. If we have what it takes to retain you, we wouldn't have let you go. You are a great ICON. Your memory will leave long in our hearts. Rest In Peace Madiba. However, I will like to use this opportunity to send you to some of our past leaders who are over there. Please when you get to d world beyond, tell Herbert Macaulay that the party he founded has been turned to People Destroying Party. Tell Obafemi Awolowo that we now pay school fees without going to school. Help me tell Nnamdi Azikiwe that the long wall to democracy he built has fallen, only the cracked fence still stands. Tell Chief Anthony Enaharo that the independent nation he fought for is no more. Tell Alh. Shehu Shagari that boko haram has destroyed his reason for creating NYSC because no one wants to serve in the north any longer. Tell Alh. Ahmadu Bello that our judicial system now favors only the rich. Also tell Baba Fela that Terry G is the new afro beat king in Nigeria. Tell Muritala Mohammed that we still use kerosene to cook and candles to see. Tell King Jaja of Opobo that we are still slaves in our own country. Pls tell Dele Giwa that the Nigerian press has been bought with money. Tell Alh. Umaru Musa Ya'adua that the GEJ he left behind has been setting committes upon committes rather that implementing his remaining agenda... and please don't forget to tell Prof. Iyayi that Federal Govt paid N200 Billion into ASUU account but they have not seen alert. Tell them that we need a quick reply to this letter. Signed: Chairman, Your People. |
Tayeni: Yes people tend to give up on relationships too easily but one must admit somethings are just unfixableYou may be right, but cutting off the head is not the pill for headache. |
"If one vehicle, appliances or properties develop a fault or problem, one think of fixing it but these days, when one thing goes wrong in a relationship, people think about replacing the person, instead of fixing the problem. WHYYYYYYY, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ? |
Another reason is to give GEJ the 3rd cup in a single tenure. |
haibe: Am not saying that, infact paul admonishes christian lady's to dress in modest apparel.Thank you for that truth. But I want you to understand that anyone who preaches any message that is contrary to the demands of God in the Holy Bible is A MESSENGER OF THE DEVIL |
haibe: Am not saying that, infact paul admonishes christian lady's to dress in modest apparel.Thank you for that truth. |
haibe: This your comment is disrespectful, what if they were never sent by the devil but to make people focus on the important things in christendom?It will be disrespectful to you in as much as am not dancing to you music. Are you saying dressing is not part of Christian Faith? |
haibe: ok sir, don't judge calling people messengers of satan too, afterall you may later find out you have been wrong all the whileWhat name do you expect me to call people who are sent by the devil to spread his doctrines like a wild fire in this end time? |
vickyO: Did I say it was directed at me? I just laughed at your claims. Cause it sounded delusional to me.The carnal mind cannot understand the things of the Spirit. Keep on following the multitudes. |
vickyO:Stop shouting old man............Shut up your mouth because I am not talking to you. I can understand that you don't have your own mind. You are just being toss about like a reed |
haibe: lol, okay you are right bro, are you happy now? congrats. .lolI did not tell you that I am sad please. You have your point and I have mine, and that is: I will not succumb to end time heresies |
haibe: Guy you have no point, you are just blabbing, females putting on decent trousers is not sinful.s it because I did not allow you to confuse me with this your end time teaching that made you said, '' I don't have a point? It is your conscience that is judging you. There is no place in my post where I have said that it is a sin for women to wear trousers, and I did not also say that it is not a sin. If you like, wear skirt and blouse as a man, that is not my business. My point is that, others may be deceived by end time teachers, but I refuse to be deceived. |
haibe: ok sir, don't judge calling people messengers of satan too, afterall you may later find out you have been wrong all the whileIf I had joined the bandwagon to clap for you, you wouldn't have said that I am bias. I will never compromise my faith nor lower the standard because of this your end time teaching. Although, others may, but I will not. I repeat again! I refuse to follow end time teachers who preach false doctrines by diluting the word of God with logical reasoning/world concept. The truth is bitter to take. |
haibe: You are already biased, if you intended to learn, you won't be saying this.You don't need to be judgemental in your reply to me because Your name is not MESSENGER OF SATAN, unless your conscience is biting you. The truth is bitter. |
vickyO: Messengers of Satan..........Is your conscience judging you? I can't see where I directed my response to you. |
spencerwilliams: what do u know about freedom,ur statement alone shows dat u are already yeildin 2 d fleshy desires,u remind me of how some prostitute use d grace of God 4 licenc 4 imorality,like dey always say,stop livin dis holy holy lifstyl of urs,com nd experien d freedom christ gav 2 us on d cross,althoug i hv nt seen u but u sound like does people playin wit d grace of God.I have followed this thread from the starting point and I have learnt more from the scripture that spencer Williams dropped. Those of you arguing, continue in your argument. The bible says,''You will know the truth and the truth shall set you free''. As for me, I refuse to follow the messengers of Satan spreading false doctrines in this end time. |
ferdimako: Na wao.print off ur results from online colored and go to court for age declaration.don't ask me whr d court is abeg.Your answer brought smiles to my face. Thanks a lot |
ferdimako: A copy and originals of ur birth cert,o'level results/cert,admission letter- B/W & COLORED,application form print-out,teller, PIN page & 3 passport photos.Thanks Ferdimako, God bless u. My O'level certificate is not ready and I don't have birth certificate. In this case, what can I do? Will I be admitted without the two? |
Please, what are the credentials that an undergraduate student will go along with to the screening venue? |
oluwashaddow: Thenationonlineng.netPolitics in Nigeria has now become a child-play thing. This must be the part 2 of the script, am waiting for the part 3. |
braine: My girl is considerate• So no worries for me•Are you pulling out of the strike. |
[quote author=Sunny_bobo]It takes public flogging to make our leaders human.[/quote]These people are just acting a script to deceive the masses. I refused to be gullible. |
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[/quote]You are a fornicator who needs God's mercy and forgiveness. Stop influencing others badly. I refused to follow your advice.

