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Tolexander: How much is even a sim pack self, just disturbing us!

It is not the less cost of the sim pack that matters, but the contacts you will lose when your sim is blocked.

uche okpara 100: ccchhhhhaaaaaaiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!:......... dis country is a failed country, heavenly father pls i pray 4 war! because we all must die one day, weida 2day or tomorow thy are all d same! hw can few people take d whole country hostage! nobdy is talkin, pastors are busy brainwashing us takin d little remainin, d poor getn poorer plssss! i wnt to die ooooo i need war now, we cant take dis again!

No, you don't need to wait for war before you can die. Just hug the nearest transformer to you or sleep at the center of express and shikena u are done. You can come back to tell us how the place looks like.
Hope this help.

Jenams: only violent revolution will stop such insolence!

Two wrongs cannot make a right.

funshint: http://www.punchng.com/news/electricity-tariff-will-increase-despite-poor-supply-nerc/

This is a big fraud. We paid for the meters and you are charging us heavily for another yeyecious maintenance fee that cannot be accounted for. What about the money they are getting from the tarrif that we are buying? Can't they use part of it for maintenance? Can you immagine the telecommunication companies charging their customers for their mobile phones?
Our fidira government must do something to curtail this before it leads to another palaver.

Sijo01: Famous people? But you mentioned only 'Gadhafi'....... Never knew Gadhafi was a muti-purpose being...... Btw, should I be suprise Gadhafi's in hell

CliCK the link that the poster gave and read the rest before spewing thrash.

demmy55: Do You Know What's Lurking on Your Toothbrush?

Your toothbrush is loaded with germs, say researchers at England's University of Manchester. They've found that one uncovered toothbrush can harbor more than 100 million bacteria, including E. coli bacteria, which can cause diarrhea, and staphylococci (Staph) bacteria that cause skin infections.

But don't panic. Your mouth wasn't exactly sterile to begin with.

Mouthful of Bacteria
"The bottom line is, there (are) hundreds of microorganisms in our mouths every day," says Gayle McCombs, RDH, MS, associate professor and director of the Dental Hygiene Research Center at Old Dominion University.

That's no big deal. Problems only start when there is an unhealthy balance of bacteria in the mouth, McCombs says.

"It's important to remember that plaque -- the stuff you're removing from your teeth -- is bacteria," says dentist Kimberly Harms, DDS, consumer advisor for the American Dental Association. "So you're putting bacteria on your toothbrush every time you brush your teeth."

Could Your Toothbrush Be Making You Sick?
Probably not. Regardless of how many bacteria live in your mouth or have gotten in there via your toothbrush, your body's natural defenses make it highly unlikely that you're going to develop an infection simply from brushing your teeth.

"Fortunately, the human body is usually able to defend itself from bacteria," Harms says. "So we aren't aware of any real evidence that sitting the toothbrush in your bathroom in the toothbrush holder is causing any real damage or harm. We don't know that the bacteria on there are translating into infections."

Still, you should exercise some common sense about storing your toothbrush, including how close it is to the toilet.

Toothbrush Storage Tips
Once you've moved your toothbrush away from the toilet, here are a few other storage tips to keep your brush as germ-free as possible:

•Keep it rinsed. Wash off your toothbrush thoroughly with tap water every time you use it.

•Keep it dry. "Bacteria love a moist environment," Harms says. Make sure your brush has a chance to dry thoroughly between brushings. Avoid using toothbrush covers, which can create a moist enclosed breeding ground for bacteria.

•Keep it upright. Store your toothbrush upright in a holder, rather than lying it down.

•Keep it to yourself. No matter how close you are to your sister, brother, spouse, or roommate, don't ever use their toothbrush. Don't even store your toothbrush side-by-side in the same cup with other people's brushes.

•Whenever toothbrushes touch, they can swap germs.

When to Toss Your Toothbrush
The best way to limit the bacteria on your toothbrush is to replace it on a regular basis.
The American Dental Association recommends throwing out your toothbrush every three to four months. If the bristles become frayed, you're sick, or you have a weak immune system, throw it out even more often. If you use an electric toothbrush, throw out the head as often as you'd discard a disposable toothbrush.

Wish you goodluck with a little patience on the toothbrush

http://www.medicinenet.com/truth_about_your_toothbrush_pictures_slideshow/article.htm

What of those wey they use chewing stick and those wey toothbrush and chewing never touch their teeth since wen den don born dem? E.g. The abokis

Be afraid! Guys, if you have your eyes on Femi kuti's daughters or you know someone who is ''dying"to have any of his daughter as his woman then caution is the word because if your hurt her Femi Kuti will hurt you back. He said he is not afraid to go back to jail because of his daughters well- being. See the rules to marry Femi Kuti's daughter below:

1) Get A Job
2) Understand that I dont Like You
3) I’M Everywhere
4) You Hurt Her, I Hurt You
5) Be Home 30 Minutes Early
6) Get A Lawyer
7) If You Lie to Me, I will Find Out
She is my Princess, Not your Conquest
9) I don't Mind Going Back to Jail
10) Whatever You do to Her, I will do to you.

My question is: Are these the conditions given to him by his father-in-law before he marries the mother of his daughter?

olympus: This woman called tonto dike ehen, na wa oo! I think she is rude! Or what do you guys think?

What do you want us to do now? When the price of garri is still high in the market.

I refuse to laugh.

osaseyeishere: [img]http://4.bp..com/-zGSy1LO0kR0/UdsvEQ0czgI/AAAAAAAANYg/VwP49xte6Xw/s1600/yfkrp.jpg[/img]

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No two weddings are the same. The latest trend of innovative wedding show sees Italians Gabriel and Valentina Lenzotti Ginebri put up one of the surprise or craziest wedding so far this year. The crowd of invited guests and families from both sides gathered in church waiting for the bride and groom but the soon to be wed couples were nowhere to be found. One of the members of the families heard the ambulance siren going off. It was so loud it drew the attention of the priest and other invited guest at the church. To their surprise was the bride and groom being helped out of the ambulance. The bride in a stretcher and the groom in a wheelchair.

The bride and groom were ushered into the church in an act of escort by nurses. Of course, after a start like that, the ending could not live up to the hype.
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http://osaseye..com/2013/07/crazy-wedding-groom-arrives-in-ambulance.html#.UdtabvmTjiU

Nothing new under the earth. Come to think of it, how does this affect the price of gari in my country? If they like, they should crow to tne church. Nothing concerns me.

I count it wise to pass this information to my fellow nairalanders for safety purpose. Some of you might have experienced or heard about it before, all the same; I still need to share this with the general public.
The rate at which people are looking for money these days is very disheartening. Many people want to be rich at all costs and we need to be very careful.
What you are about to read happened to a serving corper in my company yesterday on her way home.
When she closed from office, she went to the nearest GT bank to withdraw money. After she had withdrew the money with the help of her ATM, an elderly man who was on the queue approached her and said, 'Do you know the location of Dunamis Church?' She said no, that he he should ask from another person. The man went to another man on the queue to ask and came back to her again thanking her. She told him that there is no problem and that was all.
According to her, she said that she started following him to an unknown destination where her bag that contained her NYSC ID Card, university ID card, purse, mobile phone and the money she withdrew were taken away from her. She started wandering away aimlessly for about four hours before she could came back to her senses. Some people around helped her to raise transport fare.
She was crying profusely as she was narrating her ordeal to me this morning in my office.
I just thank God that she was not kidnapped.
Learn from this please, don't answer people who try to get information from you in disguise.

texaco1:
not bad at all
americavisadirect.com no shaking

Click like if you think the guy is a gold digger.

profjustine: Use pampas

The poster said he is looking for solution from th problem and you recommended pampers for him.
Hit the like button if you think his recommendation is stwipid.

gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH.
*Abeg dress back.
*If I hear pim, u go hear weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering my food
*Did you see the sound of my ringtone?
*I know you have come since bcoz I hear
your perfume.
*Did you hear that smell?

Lol
Add yours from any part of the country, let's know how good we are in pidgin.

Let me check for the meanings of the above made in Nigeria English in my made in Nigeria dictionary.

Broswsing nairaland during the service to see what Seun and his moderators have posted is also wrong.

manmustwac: There's a saying that goes "practice what you preach" which he clearly didn't do & he's supposed to set an example with his children being role models which he clearly did not happen. It just proves that when push comes to shove Pastor William Kumuyi is just a bloody hypocrite like most religious folk & resign? Did I read that he offered to resign? Sorry but african do not do resign O. He must be pretending with his offer to resign

Father, have mercy on him for he knows not what he's saying.

dani1luv: Nigeria is a very religious country. . . . . LOL, No doubt! There are so many churches in Nigeria it is hard to keep count. Due to the heavy competition some pastors work extra hard in attracting people to their churches.

Some even go overboard by printing crazy posters to attract members. Check these church posters which are totally hilarious and bizarre

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http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/07/lmao-check-out-these-hilarious-church.html

I am not disputing the fact that the posters are funny. But why are you making mockery of it? Is this how to encourage people to accept JESUS CHRIST? And you are also a christian. You will never see the people from the other religion making mockery of their faith, but we christian are fond of that. Is this how to preach the true gospel?

Prowizy2: Retardeen..

This guy needs to be rush to the nearest hospital for medical check up. Can you just learn to appreciate good things and stop this your destructive criticism. It won't take you to good places in life.

I doubt it if the man is in his right sense. How can a man kill a 4 year old boy because of garri? Something else has happenen to the man apart from hunger.
Is garri very expensive in Ghana as it is in Nigeria?
Can't he demand for another garri from his wife?
Has garri become Ghanian favourite meal?
Has Ghanian started eating cassava bread?
Ghanian in the house, please answer these questions.

I doubt it if the man is in his right sense. How can a man kill a 4 year old boy because of garri? Something else has happened to the man apart from hunger.
Is garri very expensive in Ghana as it is in Nigeria?
Can't he demand for another garri from his wife?
Has garri become Ghanian favourite meal?
Has Ghanian started eating cassava bread?
Ghanian in the house, please answer these questions.

This grammatical blunder is worst than that of My Oga at the Top.
Read it below. That is what she wrote on her twitter page.

where can one watch this match online?

dazzy4real: This is the message am getting

Y'ello! You do not have any pending request. Thank you. This is the message am getting

Y'ello! You do not have any pending request. Thank you.

dat means u have nt registered ur sim before.

GREATEST MIRACLE OF 2013

Wow wat a miracle!!!
A lady sent 400 naira airtime 2 me & she shared a testimony d following day of stolen car found...Anoda gentleman sent me 750 naira airtime & his girlfriend accepted his marriage proposal dat same week ...Jst
last week, a man sent me 1500 naira airtime and 2day he has
gotten American visa & a job wit an oil
firm...you are d next on line to share ur testimony...send urs now
cos miracles are happening. rush b4 it's 2 late...mind u n mk sure its an MTN
card,gud luck!!!!

Jealousy between lovers is a sign of love.
When a lady/wife sees her husband discussing with another woman, she will be jealous. This will further make her to ask the man, who was that lady that I saw you with? The answer might be; she was my classmate in secondary school or she is my colleague in office and that may be the simple truth. The man may be wondering why she is jealous, the reason is because she loves him and she cannot afford to lose him to another lady. If she doesn't love him, she will not be bothered. Men are not exempted in this, they also jealous their women that they love so much. It could even be when she receives a phone call. You will hear the man saying, "who was that?" The reason is because he his fond of her.

The yoruba adage says if an elder disrespect himself, a child will drag him on the ground. That is just the case of this Buhari. If he doesn't have any positive thing to say, let him keep quiet or he should retire to the farm like OBJ and starts producing food for his Boko boys.

The good man among the bad people. Well done.

chukxie: Learning the 48 Phonetic symbols can help to sharpen one's pronunciation skills.

How does it become 48? They are 44. 20 vowel sounds and 24 consonant sounds. Anyway, how can I improve my pigeon abi na penguin english?

uchetrend: Its very clear that some nigerians are eternally fools and dollards....watever the president does they will find fault in it....he has bn cautions and diplomatic b4 they said that he is a weak president ...now he has givin a marching order against BH yet dey are calling it a bluff.....some fools need serious deliverance....anyway i blame China that flood d market with cheap phones giving these road side illiterates access to d internet

These people have made themselves fault finders. They are illiterates critics. If u aren't please with the decision of Mr. President, suggest a possible solution.