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Arosa: I think it's better for you to swim there.

No, I have decided to use witchcraft from Naija to U.S because it is the fastest.

I must make history too, am gonna trek from Nigeria to U.S. Very soon.

Before I comment, I will like to appreciate Baba God who has given me the ultimate privilege to be the 1st to comment today.

12. When your job is stopping you from coming to nairaland everyday.


Quit that job that will not allow you to give Seun traffic.

Annie2gud: One is a company....three is a crowd.even smallies wan move from this country..E don Red be that.them wan go hustle for this dia small Age.parents you need to knock some orientation into the brain of ur kids.

Don't mind them, they are simply saying they are tired with this our country.

The Airport Command of the Nigeria Police Force has arrested three teenagers for allegedly attempting to illegally board some international flights in Lagos.

Commissioner of Police for the command, Salahu Waheed, said the suspects, Lateef Popoola, 13; Amadi Joshua, 14; and Ukpabio Onyedikachi, 14, were arrested at different times at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Ikeja.

Waheed, while handing over the suspects to their mothers, said there was a need for their respective state governments to rehabilitate them like the Edo State Government did with teenage stowaway, Daniel Ihekina, who was arrested on August 24, 2013 after sneaking into the tyre compartment of a Lagos-bound Arik plane.

He said, “These boys were found at different times at Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos. Their aim was to get into any plane and travel out of Nigeria.

“I decided to hand them over to their parents so they will be well taken care of and stop dwelling on the fantasy that you can just come into the airport, enter a plane and travel.

“Their state governments should try to rehabilitate them just like Edo State did for the stowaway in Benin.

“Lateef Popoola is from Ogun State; Amadi Joshua is from Ebonyi while Ukpabio Onyedikachi is from Abia State.

“The airport is not a place that you can just come into and travel. There are formalities. We don’t want to see these children here again.”

The teenagers, who spoke to PUNCH Metro, said they had been nursing the idea of travelling abroad, adding that they were not ready to execute their plans yet.

Lateef said he went to the tarmac to observe how aeroplanes take off and land.

He said he was able to gain access to the runaway by sneaking into an airport apron bus, but was arrested shortly after alighting.

He said, “I am not in school, I dropped out in Primary three. I was arrested last week Wednesday. I actually wanted to travel but I have yet to decided where I will go. So, I just went to the tarmac to see the aeroplanes.”

Lateef’s grandmother, Adunni, said she had no idea that her grandson was nursing the idea of travelling out of the country. She said she had been responsible for his upkeep since his mother abandoned him at infancy.

“I did not know that he wanted to travel. I just did not see him last week and I started looking for him all over the place. It was on Saturday that I finally found out that he had been arrested,” she said.

Onyedikachi and Joshua were said to have been arrested after asking some security agents where Malaysia flights were boarding.

After being questioned, the boys, who were both in SS1, said they had no travel documents and were immediately arrested.

Police said Onyedikachi’s brother was in Malaysia and it was possible that the teenager wanted to travel out to see his brother.

Onyedikachi, however said, “We were at the departure area of the airport. We did not attempt to
travel out. We were just loitering and wanted to see the aeroplanes. We did not want to travel out on that day.”

Onyedikachi’s mother berated her son for his escapade. She said she had warned him and Joshua to be well behaved at all times.

She said, “I had no knowledge of what they did. Onyedikachi is well taken care of and is not suffering. I don’t know what pushed him to do this.”

SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/news/police-nab-three-teenage-stowaways-at-lagos-airport/

ehmasjet: There are some foods we take sometimes before we go to bed that causes bad dreams whereas there are some you take that you don't even dream at all.please i want experts to help us with this in clarifying and telling us the best food to take at night to reduce the amounts of bad dreams.

Food does not affect ones dream at all. I would have agree with you if you have said food that we eat before going to bed affects ones sleep.
Dream comes as a result of what you are thinking about before sleeping or what you invest most of your time upon during the day.

MCKULQ: By Tia Ghose, A man in China whose nose was damaged in an accident is growing a replacement nose on his forehead.

After a Chinese man’s nose was irreparably damaged from infection, his doctors decided to “grow” a second nose on the man’s forehead to replace the original nose.
The patient, identified only as Xiaolian according to Reuters, has his nose damaged from an infection following a car accident. His doctors decided the only way to reconstruct his nose was to surgically form a new one on the 22-year-old’s forehead.
Doctors Grow Ear on Cancer Patient’s Arm
Tissue expanders were placed under the skin and then cut to resemble a nose. According to local media, doctors expect to implant the new nose soon.
Dr. Patrick Byrne, the director of Facial, Plastic and Reconstruction Surgery at Johns Hopkins Medical Center, said forehead skin is used to help reform noses because it is the closest match to skin on the nose. However, usually the nose is reformed during surgery instead of on a patient’s forehead.
“My guess would be that they felt that the tissue in the nose was so damaged they had to use the forehead skin on the interior part of the nose,” said Byrne. “It’ll be a real nose and [have a] breathing passage way.”
Scientists Craft 3-D Ear With Printer
When the nose is transplanted, cartilage from Xiaolian’s rib will be used to give the nose added structure.
Byrne said Xiaolian’s new nose will be most vulnerable during the 18 months after his transplant.
“There’s a lot that can happen,” said Byrne. “If he gets a little infection the cartilage can disintegrate… [what looked like a nose] now looks like a blob.”
However Byrne said as long as Xiaolian is able to avoid complications, his new nose should work nearly as well as his original nose.
“He should be able to smell, the smell receptors are pretty high in the nose,” said Bryne.
In the future Byrne imagines that doctors will be able to grow entire ears and noses in the lab before transplant.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/09/25/doctors-grow-nose-on-mans-forehead/

This is very, very strange. Anyway, it is sign of end time.

nyere84: All this for marriage to work?? Pls, were are the lesbians in the house?

Are you also a lesbian?

taiocol: all ar correct expect number 3

Can you defend this?

I am planning of furthering in my education very soon but I am contemplating on the above two courses. I am a NCE holder but I want to go for my degree very soon.
Pls, which of the above courses is more lucrative in the labour market. I want your good pieces of advice.

deletrue: Why not? Going through your meaningless and senseless thread, why do we have to doubt the saying "wonders shall ner end". But wait a minute... You mean for 7 years, Mikel scored only one goal? Can those powerful analylists in NL tell me how many goals J. J. Okocha scored.

Are you the Mr. Ejiofor?

NEW HAPPENINGS AROUND THE WORLD
1. Ballotelli missed penalty against Napoli
2. Mikel Obi scored his 1st EPL goal for the agbero club after 7 years and in 185 matches
3. Arsenal is at the top of the 2013 EPL table
4. Victor Valdez is saving penalties for Barca.
5. FC Barcelona lost ball possession to Rayo Vallecano.
6. Jnr Pope proposed to Jennifer and it made the FP. While Oluwa Seun Osewa is yet to propose to Mukina.
7 . GEJ became the 1st Nigerian president to ring the NYSE closing bell.

Are these things not strange?
End Time Tinz

Skillbobralph: I am personally forwarding a letter to the Fed Govt and ASUU becos we the students will soon go on strike for the delay. Until our demand are met, we won't attend classes. The demands listed are

1. As a final year student I was suppose to graduate this September but for the delay of ASUU things went opposite. I am charging them for damages.

2. I programmed my house rent expiring date in school to fall in September so that once I graduate I park my load. But for the delay, my house rent has expired on the 14th of Sept. So they better add 90k to the money they want to collect from Fed Govt or they pay from the money they are expecting from Fed Govt.

3. My Project labouratory work has been tempered with thereby spending additional money to correct it. If not for the strike I would have completed it without delay.

For this, I am holding ASUU and Fed Govt ransom for these extra expenses they caused us.

When two elephants fight, it is the grasses that suffer the pains. Bear your cross dude.

carule: http://health.yahoo.net/experts/dayinhealth/10-surprising-health-benefits-beer

There is nothing we will not hear in this end time. Things which were strongly condemned before have been generally accepted in this end time. How can alcohol give health benefits. Whom ever that compounded the above jagoons is a murderer.

This rain has stopped me from watching this match.

The only question I have is the use of tenses with with this verb, ''bless''.

The Tenses rules

1. The singular of verbs are formed by the addition of ''s'', ''es'', or ''ies'' as the case may be. E.g. Goes, comes, etc.
The above verbs can only be used with singular noun or pronoun.
E.g. John goes to school.
He goes to school.
2. The following verbs go, come, eat, bless, etc are plural verbs in present tense form. They are to be used with plural noun or pronoun.

Why did people say, ''God bless you?'' I thought it should be ''God blesses you'' since God is a singular noun.
Please clarify this.

I have read everything from page one to page five, and I have learnt more things in english language. I still desire to learn more.
The only question I have is the use of tenses with this verb, ''bless''.

The Tenses rules

1. The singular of verbs are formed by the addition of ''s'', ''es'', or ''ies'' as the case may be. E.g. Goes, comes, etc.
The above verbs can only be used with singular noun or pronoun.
E.g. John goes to school.
He goes to school.
2. The following verbs go, come, eat, bless, etc are plural verbs in present tense form. They are to be used with plural noun or pronoun.

Why did people say, ''God bless you?'' I thought it should be ''God blesses you'' since God is a singular noun.
Please clarify this.

Big thanks to God for all these wonderful testimonies. And you mocking and blaspheming the anointed servants of God, may His grace be extended to you before you beg for it in tears.

pammusphy: I realised if i died at that time i would go to hell, because i was no good at all..
I stopped going to the mosque, having known water/ablution does not cleanse away sins
i was real scarred of dad,because i thought he'd kill me!
So i decided that i rather died than not become saved.
My friend took me to the church and the pastor led me to christ.
it all happened on 8th june2008.
Dad became furious, and a lot of things took place.
He took me out of school and dragged me from islamic scholars to ulamas. They tried to convince me that the bible isnt correct, but the more i realised this is the only way...acts4:12; john14:6
Im 21 now...and, looking back, i just praise God for everything.
He really stood by me.
I mean He protected me from a lot of horrible things, supernaturally. Those people were really against me, but they couldnt hurt me

Glory be to God for translating you from darkness into light. Please, hold unto Christ.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]February 2012 NCCF state conference during my service year. I watched a drama ministration and when it was over i realised i had tears on my face. For the first time in my life, i was truly conscious of God's presence, truly remorseful of my sins and i wept my way to repentance. Felt like a huge burden had been lifted off me and to think that was just Day 1 of the conference.
By the second day, an altar call was made and i answered. God gave me his spirit that day...my mark of ownership. The one thing i came to learn during this experience was that knowing the word wasn't enough, believing was also important. That day i learned to believe and trust God completely and it's made all the difference.
The journey so far hasn't been easy but i rest on the assurance that Jesus is mine and God's amazing grace is always there to help me in my time of weakness [/quote]I thank God for your life, may the Lord keep you to The end. But remember, you are saved to serve.

ghettodreamz: @OP,

Thank God for your life. Although I was saved years back, my personal encounter was at one of the WOSEM crusade ground where the late Prophet ministered salvation to the multitudes of souls in attendance. I was born into a hard core Christian home, but I had that personal encounter with the Lord Jesus at that crusade, and then I felt the real touch of God upon my heart. Fast forward till now, I have risen and fallen , I am not yet perfect in running that race (for some obvious reasons best known between my savior & myself), I have the plans, the hunger, the thirst and the willingness to return back to Him in fullness of heart and a contrite spirit.

But for now, I guess, that's all I can say, really not what you or anyone that may be reading this, expected to read, BUT this all I can share for now (For He knows me and I know Him). We live in a world filled with sin, and no wonder the Bible says, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.” Mark 10:25.

Yes, my pursuit is that of 'ETERNAL LIFE' and that glorious place called 'HEAVEN'. I pray for the grace to endure the race until the end. For it is written, "But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved." Matthew 24:13.

Revelation 10:20 says "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." May we not be cast into the lake of fire in Jesus name, amen. It's really HARD to make HEAVEN, but with the help of the Holy Spirit and our total submission, it is POSSIBLE.

I pray may the good Lord help us all, grant us the grace to serve Him, and divine enablement to live a self-less life, for we can't serve Him with 'SELF', which is 'SIN'. AMEN.

Beloved, remain blessed in the love of God.

Happy Sabbath!

I thank God for your life, may the Lord keep you to The end. But remember, you are saved to serve.

It is a wonderful thing to be saved through our Lord Jesus Christ.
Salvation as become one of the prerequistite of making heaven as stated by Jesus in the book of John3:3.
I was a sinner before, yes a sinner I was before Jesus came into my heart. The bible says, ''For all have sin and have come short of the glory of God''. ''For out of iniquities did my mother conceived me''.
But I thanked God for saving my soul from eternal damnation. Jesus came into my heart on 31st October 2001. It all happened in an end of the year crusade organised by NTCM. After listening to the powerful sermon delivered by the General Overseer- Pastor Moses Rahaman Popoola, I was conviced of my sin and I went out to meet Jesus when the altar call was made.
Although, it was not too easy to part away from my sinful friends at the beginning of my journey with Christ but the Lord help me. I received power over sin just as He has promised in John1:12.
I attended a follow up program organised by the church in order to help me establish my faith in Christ Jesus. After that I joined a disciplship school which lasted for about 3 years. I also did workers' training in the same church.
I give thanks to The Almighty God for His love that found me. I also thank Him for helping me to continue with Him.

This is just the summary of my salvation.
Share yours.

If you have not received Jesus Christ into your life, you can do so now before it will be too late for you.

GEJ in action to check make the activities of his ministers as he weeded out the non-performing and poor performing ministers.

Any incompetent minister worth to be fired.

lasunray: Can't wait to see Pastor Bance. Missed his play, Handsome, Young man!

Among all the players of Burkina Faso it is only Bance that you people can remember. This is part of what we have been calling end time tinz.

LesbianBoy: Lesbianboy don come again o! Ok, ermmm......as regards the topic, as you all know (well in case you didn't know, now you will know ) Nigerian comedians have great taste in women. I don't know how they do it but they all seem to have beautiful ladies as girlfriend or wife Anyways, i decided to post pictures of wife of ONLY top naija comedians to know your opinion on who you think is the 'hottest'! You can also let us know who comes 1st,2nd,3rd......etc in your opinion!
Alright ''lets go there''....
Below are the pictures of Top Nigerian comedians and their wife and individual pictures of their wife. So over to you guys, in your opinion who do you think is the hottest?

EDITED: *******I made frontpage yippeeeeeeee........Gets up and starts dancing Skelewu, Etighi and Azonto at the same time*******

Basketmouth and Elsie

End time tinz ni jawe

badoist: Shocking and weird

This is the real end time thing.

debayun: Am I an alien cos am still a virgin even at d age of 22
Most pple look at me as if am cursed cos I dnt really crave 4 sex. One of my former gfs almost raped me cos I did nt penetrate into her though I still make her climax without sex bt she said she as neva met a guy lyk me who is still a virgin at my age. Have had situations where girls offer me free sex cos dey cnt bliv am a virgin dnt get me wrong am nt a religious person in short ma outlook is lyk dat of a bad boi player bt its jst a decision of mine to stay a virgin till I get married and I intend to keep it dat way.
But nw d situation is nw worse every1 stigmatises me and treat me lyk I hv hiv or somfin it as even gotten worse to d extent of ladies I knw ganging up to try to rape me or even some gay idiots coming to me to express their love (though I always end up beating dem blue black ie d gays)
The latest nw is some of ma course mates dat knw me hv ended up in gvn me a nickname called "otondo" though I dnt still knw wat dat means I get mocked everyday am nw being seen as a small boi all dis due to d fact dat I refuse to hv sex untill ma wedding day
So pls guys help me am I nt human do I hv a curse or somfin amd I wrong to take dis decision
Pls guy what can I do to stop all dis cos its affecting me mentally
Once again am askn am I an alien pleeeeeeeeeessssseeeeeee heeeeeeeelllllpppppp meee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A virgin that is giving girls orga sm, end time tinz.

tobechi74: Imagine you’ve been on the job market for about a long time.


Finally, you land a killer opportunity, pass the phone screen and show up to an interview with a hiring manager. Just as you think you’re about to close the deal, she spins her computer screen around and asks you to login to your Facebook account.
What do you do?

Would you be proud and comfortable to let them go through your wall

Why did u imagine dis kind of evil thing? Anyway, it's end tym tinz sha.

Is there something at
Stamford Bridge that
causes heralded
footballers to play
below their strength?

Fokativ: Any virgin 17yrs and above in Naija? I sincerely doubt.

Dont be confuse please, I have three female friends (not girl friends) who are still virgins. Their ages are 21, 24 and 29 respectively. They are ready to keep their virginity till after marriage.