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luvola: Bleep fifa with their ban on luiz.. As a kopt ,my support goes to Uruguay. up Suarez. ... to u all english fans ------Manchester united ,Chelshit ,Arsenal et al Including FiFa,englisg et Italian press and other conspiracist mocking Suarez should go and die... we love you Suarez

Your type must not rule this country because you will support wickedness and legalize corruption.

Rossikk: Why Didn't Enyeama Dive For that Messi's Freekick?

I also find his positioning for the kick very dodgy indeed. Like he was inviting Messi to score on his left side. The gap he left to his left was so wide. So why didn't he dive when the ball got there? Where else was he expecting the ball to go? ALL VERY VERY DODGY.

Match fixing anyone?

E b lyk say d moderator just dey c dis thread. den play d match on wednesday, naija qualify even wit d lost to Argentina. Una still dey find wetin una go take ridicule super eagle. Some people are just too critical. Why not let the lying dog sleep.

Esdb: Barca players is doing well compared to real madrid in this world cup.

Am a Barca fan, but must you put rivalry into everything? What does Barca or Real madrid has to do in this match? Nawa for some people ooo.

[quote author=stan-ogb]It is with gratitude to God almighty that we felicitate with all nairalanders on the successful return of nairaland online.

However, during the offline period, many of us didn't really enjoy the internet.

I personally searched for other forums, only to find out that there is none like nairaland. The closest was naijapals.

On the other hand, i observed that the hackers that tried to wipe out this forum had successfully wiped their data till about January 11. We pray such thing does not happen again.[/quote]I found no place of relaxation like nairaland. Seun please secure this forum properly.

cirmuell: They can only try...after a very WICKED attack on AFRICA'S LARGEST FORUM, Our dear Nairaland is back on it feet again!

*. though with a lot of data loss...January 10!

#LongliveNairaland #longliveSeunOsewa....Seun explanation pls!

Welcome back my darling nairaland.

9jaflave: The length people go to alter the way they were created is frightening. I can't seem to understand.
Shenise Farrell is a student who was left temporarily blind after surgery to change the colour of her eyes.

She travelled all the way to Panama, in Central America, for the procedure. Her goal was to change her eye colour from dark brown to light brown, an operation that cost her £8,000.

On arrival at the clinic, plans changed and she got blue implants instead, because the light brown implants were not available. During the procedure she screamed but the surgeon told her not to scream as it 'could cause things to go wrong'.


But at the end of the 20 minute procedure, she realised she couldn’t see properly. It was as though she was looking underwater,but the surgeon told her not to worry insisting that for some patients it took up to 2 weeks for vision to return to normal. But by the time she returned to London her sight had deteriorated badly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2535992/I-surgery-Panama-change-eye-colour-ended-temporarily-blind-8-000-unregulated-op-went-horribly-wrong-London-student.html
http://9jaflave..com/2014/01/woman-goes-blind-after-surgery-change-eye-color.html

Lesson to learn: Be contended with what you have.
Godliness with contentment is a great gain.

[quote author=pimp_lucious ]Shame!! Edo State Gov. On It Again Pic

Why can't our Dear (attention sick) governor just stay off the media for once? This is absolute display of sheer ignorance and worst still, his social Media Assistant comes online to publish these insulting pictures when he should be ashamed of the actions of his boss.

The child in this photo is supposed to be preparing for school, or be in school doing something more deserving and not hawking. The governor (with this show of shame) is endorsing child abuse and child labor, buying chips from a child who is hawking on the streets. Only in a society devoid of good governance this kind of child abuse is celebrated. Should we be jumping up celebrating it as good gesture or humanity? what do you expect? A governor who didn't pass through a primary school system will never know who should be in school and who should be hawking.[/quote]This girl own don better again like the go and die widow.

theoctopus: B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G News!!! Senate Releases Stella Oduah's CV. The Nigerian Senate have released the Curriculum Vitae (Resume) which Princess Stella Oduah the Aviation Minister used in securing her appointment. According to the release, they confirm that the Aviation Minister's CV was in line with her claims, against what some media outfits have been writing in the last few days. They warned that the online news outlets Sahara Reporters and Premium Times should stop giving out false and malicious information that might lead to breakdown of law and order. Sahara reporters have already accepted misleading Nigerians and still refuse to apologize for their malicious allegations and frivolous claims.

https://www.facebook.com/hopefornigeria?ref=stream

That is why it is good not to take any Nigeria news reporters so serious. I have come to realised that the journalists in Nigeria are working for their pockets.
May God help us in this country.

Victoriousvic: Why should it bother you? It's their money and not yours.

The truth is bitter.

nedu2000: I see this as a very unfortunate development for 'men of God' who should be more concerned with issues of spirituality and not material possessions. Such acquisition of wealth is baffling whereby a new testament reading says "its easier for a camel to squeeze through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God"

Men of God cannot be poor because they are serving the RICHEST GOD. Most of these men of God have laboured and suffered poverty before they attained that financial height.

Search the scriptures you will discover that none of the men of God in the bible were poor. God blessed them as a result of their commitment Tp Him. Some of them are Abraham, Joshua, Moses, Samuel, Elijah, Elijah, to mention but a few.
If these men are poor, the world will say they are poor. Why can't their God bless them?
And now that they are rich, the world is still complaining.
Singing in Ebenezer Obey's voice: ko sogbon tele da, ko si wa tele hu, tele fi taye lo run ooo.

aventura: You've said the last good night to one of your wedding guest....one thing leads to another....


GANGAN..........It's that time in your Life.
That time you've waited for all your Life.
That Magical moment.
The proverbial "wedding night"

Then She say....."Oops, I'm in my period"

What will you do

Youths of nowadays have finished the honeymoon before the wedding night.
Come to think of it, did you marry her for se.x alone?

uzeba: if u want mikel to win the africa footballer of the year like this comment!!

How much will the likes give to you?

Timoleon: Wat will become of d guy? He'll probably start having sex before he's 16, dent d babe's life and move with his life!

What if they claim to be Born again and because of that, there will be no sex till after marriage?

When I was 15 years old I did not know anything about sex. But nowadays, the rate of sexual awareness among the children and teenagers is too high. In fact, it is beyond measure.

Marriage is not for kids but for the matured minds.what do you think will happen to a girl/boy who begins courtship @ 15?
Any advice for such?

Gambari language all the way. Very easy to learn.

stinggy: OP were u two chattin on bbm? Gimme her pin, was it whatsapp? Gimme her no, fcbk chat? Gimme her id...
One man's fud is anoda man's poison

You go sleep with ogbanje one day.

@op, this is my candy advice to you.
1. Do a survey about what others are selling/
doing to make money on the campus.
2. Try to know the wants of the people around
you. I mean ''wants'' not needs. You can take
advantage of their need to start your business. For instance, if the needs is bathing soap or oil or any other thing; you can go into such business.
3. Sell what people want not what they need. E.g.
Everybody needs food but guys can starve
themselves to spend their last card on recharge card in order to call their babes.
4. sell what is very cheap to buy and let it be
what people use everyday so that you can be making daily income.
5. please, don't go into a business because
someone else is doing it and he or she is making it.
Above all, you must be friendly and courteous to everybody.
Don't do this business at the expense of your studies in school.

Donbabaj: The type of business u can start with depends on how much capital you have!

if your capital is upto 400k u can get a tricycle (Keke Napep) or Okada (80k) thats if you are in an area where riding Okada is allowed! I bet you wont regret if you can ride it yourself at your leisure time and even at that you can even be an employer of labour in tricycle business by then u go don become bigger boy for school na! My friend and i tried it and it worked

However, if you dont have enuf capital that means you have to learn a trade as an aprentice
while you save part of the money to fend for yourself

Wish you good luck bro!

Some people will just comment on a thread without minding who the op is. The op is a female for crying out aloud and you gave a piece of advice that can work for a male. How do you expect a female student to cope with riding okada?

@op, this is my candy advice to you.
1. Do a survey about what others are selling/doing to make money on the campus.
2. Try to know the wants of the people around you. I mean ''wants'' not needs. You can take advantage of their need to start your business. For instance, if the needs is bathing soap or oil or any other thing; you can go into such business.
3. Sell what people want not what they need. E.g. Everybody needs food but guys can starve themselves to spend the last card on recharge card in other to call their babes.
4. sell what is very cheap to buy and let it be what people use everyday.
5. please, don't go into a business because someone else is doing it and he or she is making it.
Above all, you must be friendly and courteous to everybody.

amosade30: I was discusin wt sm of ma guys abt au to avoid pregnancy naturally when having sex without a condom aside using drugs (postinor 1 or 2.

I learnt that sooner or later, drugs have their side effects especially too much intake).

One said salt and water (for the gal immediately the guy arrives), another said withdrawal method (for the guy). Another said Alabukun or lime (for the girl).

I really want to know which is the surest or safest besides drugs pls...from experience. I made front page...for d frst time...ds new year shws am goin higher....dancing skelewu wt azonto

The best method is to run away from fornication and avoid bluefilms.

what was the last food you ate in the year 2013 and the first food you ate in this year?

As for me, the last food I ate in the year 2013 was biscuits and yoga and the first food I ate in this year is the Lord's supper.

dejt4u: Tanks so much broda.. Still dnt knw d meaning of PM
personal mail i guess bt nt sure

It means ''Private Message''.

When God says, ''no sex before marriage'', you people disagree. See what you have caused to yourself and the innocent child now.
Obedience is better than sacrifice.

smilelane: I once had a relationship with a lady while in university. Before I could come back from one sessional holiday, She has welshed on me. Unfortunately, communication gadgets weren't a commonplace at the time. However, I got in touch with her close friend who said she has decided to drop-out of school and move to settle with family in another region of Nigeria away from mine.

I couldn't get any immediate information from her said friend on why my girlfriend will take such decision without letting me in. I had no choice than to move on.

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fast-forward to 8+ later: I happened upon her friend and we shared warm pleasantry and memories. Before she bade me well, she left a sour pill in my mouth. She innocently/cunningly threw in that I have a daughter from her friend(my ex). I asked to stop it once if that was meant to be a joke. She said she was saying the truth but won't discuss it any further if I wasn't keen about it. By this time, I was both furious and disinterested and eventually called her bluff.

A year later after that meeting, her word kept ringing on my heart and I somewhat was able to get her number to call her about what she told me. To my greatest surprise, she confirmed it and has connected me with her friend who is now married. I have seen the baby girl on facebook. She looks exactly like me! But I am also married now.

So, how do I start telling my family and my wife especially? My wife doesn't look like anyone that will take the news calmly.

Who can buy this story among Nollywood actors ooo? Ok! May be Jim Iyke or Desmond Illiot.

Some comments here are terrifying.

The major problem to this is lack of genuine love.

IN THE REAL SENSE
C-H -R-I-S-T-M-A-S MEANS
C-CHRIST IS BORN THEREFORE
H-HAIL HIM BECAUSE IS THE
R-REDEEMER
I-IMMANUEL S-SON OF GOD
T-THE VINE
M-MESSIAH
A-ANCIENT OF DAYS &
S-STRONG TOWER.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY WELL-WISHERS AND JOLLY JOLLY JOYFUL 2014 IN JESUS NAME

All the songs on my two phones are gospel songs, and they are numerous.
I don't have any worldly song on my phones because if Jesus was to be in the world now, He will not listen to worldly songs.
Another reason is that worldly songs do not edify the Spirit man, but pollute the Spirit.

No one should be made a sacred cow in Nigeria. In fact, this is christmas period! Any cow that misbehave should be slaughtered.

nneh1: Oh lord God give me a man I'll love unconditionally. AMEN

Here I am, marry me. Am on my kneels.

Dis is shiiting , men own no dey there. Abi na only girls dey wear new clothes on christmas and new year days?

amedino: LMAO.. I hope this make FP

Na dis pix? I have it on my fone getting to 2 years now. Nothing is new under d earth.

Havilah93: In response to this thread created some days ago

https://www.nairaland.com/1561369/guyz-dont-ever-marry-girl


1. Sex is a powerful force that can destroy if not used properly

Like atomic power, sex is the most powerful creative force given to man. When atomic power is used correctly it can create boundless energy; when it is used in the wrong way it destroys life. Sex is the same kind of powerful force. Sex is a gift from God to give us the greatest pleasure, to help in creating a deep companionship with one's spouse and for procreation of the next generation. But if you play with this powerful force outside the bounds of marriage, it destroys you and those close to you.

2. Sexual activity for young people arrests their psychological, social and academic development. Studies show that when young people engage in premarital sex, their academic performance declines and their social relationships with family and friends deteriorate. This is because adolescents are too immature to deal with the explosive sex drive and it tends to dominate their life.

3. The majority of women cannot enjoy sex outside of the bonds of marriage. The development of a fulfilling sex life needs the security and peace of the marriage bond. Premarital sex usually takes place sneaking around in hidden places dealing with the fear of being caught, the fear of pregnancy and feelings of guilt. All these (worrisome) factors undermine pleasure in premarital sex, most especially for women.

4. Virginity is to be given to the most important person in your life, the person you committed yourself to stay with forever in marriage Your virginity is the most precious thing you have to give to your spouse. Once you lose it, nothing in the world can bring it back. Don't lose something so precious in a thoughtless way.

5. Those who engage in premarital sex run a high risk of contracting one of the many venereal diseases rampant today, as well as losing their fertility. Not just AIDS, but other common disfiguring diseases like herpes have no cure.

6. Some venereal diseases have no symptoms and many couples discover many years later that they became infertile because of these diseases. Infertility experts estimate that 80% of today's infertility is due to venereal diseases contracted before they married.

7. The best and only method that guarantees 100% against AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases is to wait for marriage to have sex and maintain fidelity in your marriage.

8. Premarital sex breaks the 10 Commandments given by God. The 10 Commandments are given to man by God to make man happy. They are not outdated and they are not restrictive. If we follow these laws, we can create happy and prosperous lives. If we don't follow them, we will pay a heavy price in divorce, disease, abortions, illegitimate children and loneliness. Modern men make a big mistake when they think that they can break these eternal laws and not suffer consequences.

9. Premarital sex runs the risk of conceiving illegitimate children. Numerous scientific studies show that the children of single mothers suffer psychologically and are less successful socially and academically than children from intact families. Above all, children need both their father and their mother. It is wrong to risk having children who will never have their father's love, protection and care.

10. If you date and you don't have sex, you can forget about that relationship when you stop dating. But if you have sex with those you date and then break up, the nature of sexual involvement creates strong, often unpleasant memories for your whole life. Every relationship you break up where you had intimate relations is like a mini-divorce. The psychological difficulties of these mini-divorces does damage to your character. Later, when you are married and go to bed with your beloved spouse, these unpleasant memories will accompany you.

http://www.unification.net/tfv/tenreasons.html


True love waits. If a boy or girl truly loves you, they will want the best for you

My heart leaps for joy as I saw the headline. May God bless you greatly for this.
I know that many carnal minded folks will condemn you for this but don't mind them.