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 Politics › Re: No Funds Or Manpower To Prosecute Electoral Offenders – Jega by Timijo(m): 4:44pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
Ptimes: Why INEC Can’t Prosecute Electoral Offenders – Jega  |
| Sports › Re: Odemwingie Desperate For Nations Cup by Timijo(m): 4:41pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
I think say hin dey do yanga before. why hin won kon force hin self into it now bamto: West Brom striker, Osaze Odemwingie, says he is giving his all so as to be considered for a place in Nigeria's squad for the upcoming 2013 Africa Nations Cup. |
| Family › Re: Will You Attend A Friend's Wedding If You Were Not Invited? by Timijo(m): 4:35pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
2scorehigh: A close friend of ours is having a wedding. Some of our friends said they won't be attending unless they were formally invited either verbally or through invitation card. |
| Family › Re: Will You Attend A Friend's Wedding If You Were Not Invited? by Timijo(m): 4:34pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
2scorehigh: A close friend of ours is having a wedding. Some of our friends said they won't be attending unless they were formally invited either verbally or through invitation card. |
| Family › Re: Don't I Have The Right To Be In Labour Room With My Wife? by Timijo(m): 4:30pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
bamto: I've heard men recount how their requests to enter labour room with their wives were turned down. This is common with government hospitals. Why on earth do they do this if husband and wife are cool with it. I like the idea and my fiancee desires it. If after telling a doc upfront he still denies me the opportunity, I won't take it lightly o.lol. Are there pips who have done this with hubby? Please, share your experiences (when u requested for permission and in the labour room)What will they do there if they are allowed? I think their attention is not needed there and besides, it is against medical etics. |
| Romance › Re: Things Men Do Better Than Women by Timijo(m): 2:37pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
Why the competition here? I opened a thread to talk about what women do better than men and what men also do better than men to explain some uniqueness in the both genders some days ago. That of the women made the front page last night and somebody else went to compose another one for men again. Are we here for competition or to learn and add values to people's lives? If you want to see Things that men do better than women just click on my name to see the thread. |
| Family › Re: Causes Of Infidelity In Marriages by Timijo(op): 9:45am On Nov 26, 2012 |
vislabraye: Where's the link?Which link? Can u make ur question clearer? |
| Family › Causes Of Infidelity In Marriages by Timijo(op): 9:15am On Nov 26, 2012 |
Infidelity in a marriage can be devastating, and may lead to divorce or violence. The reasons for cheating are varied, and are usually not as simple as a desire for more frequent or exciting sex. Knowing some of the reasons for infidelity can help you recognize it when trouble appears, and may prevent a situation from spiraling out of control. 1. Feeling neglected - this is one of the most dangerous emotional problems in any relationship. As long you make your partner feel thathe or she is the number 1 inyour life, everything would look and feel wonderful. When this changes and you find yourself paying more attention to your career, children, social life, relatives, your partner or spouse would feel neglected. In such time it is easier for them to find the security and affection missing at home through an affair. 2. Low self-esteem - sometimes, lack of appreciation, work stress and aging makes a person feel less wanted, less valuable. This is highly accentuated around middle-age. In order to boost their low esteem they choose to prove to themselves that they are still"valued"in the market and go ahead an develop anextramarital affair. 3. Seeking excitement - in some cases the marriage orrelationships reach a point where both partners take each other for granted and though there is nothing really amiss, there are no more sparks there, either. The involvement therefore, would be something that adds a little excitement to amundane life. 4. Too much work and too little leisure - in fact middle age being the time you are contemplating a big move or a big step towards establishing yourself as a successful professional, you might tend to spend too little time with your family. What happens in that case is that your partner would look elsewhere for company, talking, affection and the"understanding"that they are no longer receivingfrom you. Often these"finding a better company"would turn into full fledge affairs. 5. Falling out of love - this is very much possible and trueThis can happen to anyone -you or your partner - and when it does it would be necessary to accept the fact, keeping in mind that under no circumstance the affairs of the heart cannot be forced, bought or manipulated. In order to keep the fires burning in the heart, you need to ensure that you communicate closely, share responsibilities in and out the home, including raising the children, among others. 6. Low Sex in Marriage When sex becomes an obligation or happens occasionally, your spouse may lose his or her interest in the marriage. Passionate and satisfying lovemaking is crucial for a successful marriage. It shows the levelof intimacy between the husband and wife. If your spouse has to keep pestering you for sex or youdeny it every time he or sheasks for it, note that you are making a huge mistake.Your marriage is a low sex marriage in which you are denying sexual pleasure to your spouse, thereby giving him or her a strong reason to look for sex outside of your relationship. 7. MULTIPLE SEX PARTNERS BEFORE MARRIAGE Sexual activity releases powerful hormones that help couples stay together and build trust, according toTrue Love Revolution, a Harvard College student organization. When people have numerous casual sex partners before marriage, and these relationships end, it causes a break in that natural bond. This can lead to a sense of loss, betrayal, unwelcome memories and other problems. These can affect a marriage later on. Having multiple sex partners before marriage increases depression and higher rates of infidelity and divorce in future marriages. 8. Lack of Communication Remember a marriage is not about ‘you’ or ‘I’, but ‘we’. Infidelity happens when there is the ingredients of a successful marriage exist scantily. Due to lack of communication with your spouse, you may not be fulfilling his or her emotional, mental and sexual needs. Your inability to realise and meet your spouse’s needs is a reason enough for him or her to resort to outside help. For marital happiness, give your partner the platform to express his or her desires and emotions. Talk to your partner and sort out all the differences you have. 9. Boredom Partners in a relationship that has no sense of excitement, adventure and fun in it, find it hard to stay in the relationship. Lost spark of a relationship can lead the husband or wife to look out for opportunities outside of the marriage, thereby inviting infidelity . Your marriage must be lacking spontaneity where you and your spouse may not be able to discuss and communicate mutual desires, mutual plans and set of goals. Be creative and freshen up your relationship by surprising your husband or wife with unexpected plans such as a weekend trip, going for spa sessions together and seducing him or her once again. 10. Lack of affection Another cause of infidelity is the lack of showing affection. Some people are less sentimental, less romantic, less generous when it comes to expressing love, but that’s no excuse to neglect your lover! And don’t think that only women crave affection, men need to feel loved too, they also like to receive sweet words and cute love gestures. Some of those who cheat their lovers crave for tenderness, and that’s why they end up seeking affection in someone else’s arms. So don’t forget to show your love from time to time. If you don’t like to express your love through words, try showing it through actions. Kiss your lover more often, embrace him when you’re sleeping, make him cute surprises, anything you think of to show your affection. Trust me, this kind of behavior is going to improve your relationship and keep infidelity far from it. |
| Romance › Re: Things Women Do Better Than Men. by Timijo(op): 7:49am On Nov 26, 2012 |
kpolli: Either ur looking for female admirers or ur a boring person. . . . Ur list is sooooo wrongDo you think rightly before typing this trash? How could you think that the only thing women do is to prescribe drug for ill person? Women are unique creature created by the unique God to influence men. Don't under estimate the power of women other wise you will be........ |
| Politics › Re: How Telephone Glitch Frustrated Obama's Move To Reach Jonathan by Timijo(m): 4:47pm On Nov 25, 2012*. Modified: 5:02pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Obama called at d wrong tym. GEJ was eating cassava bread abi na cake den call am sef when Obama called and GEJ no want anything to take the place of his cassava bread. My president loves his cassava bread o. |
| Jokes Etc › If Animals Could Access Facebook, This Will Be Their Likely Updates by Timijo(op): 11:19am On Nov 24, 2012 |
If ANIMALS could access FACEBOOK. These are most likely to be their STATUS UPDATES.... MOSQUITO:- "I love it when NEPA commot Light for Night, na then i dey see food chop." HEN:- "I just lost my menstrual Period, i think I'm pregnant." COCKROACH:- '' Hi Friends, I Just find out say Baygon na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef. CHICKEN :- '' If you don't see My status update tomorrow, it means i'm being served as Food at a nearby' KFC '....We shall meet in Heaven! ' PIG :- '' Chei! I no know Whypeople dey always gossip say i Dirty, Na wetin concern... them...nonsense! ''. RAM:- "Yehhh!!!!....S ALLAH is comming, God, My life dey your Hand ooooo..." RAT:- ''Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior them for this house,Imagine..... Dem wan use trap catch me...Na today? SPIDER :- "I'm planning to build something like a Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirty tenants wont do cleaning to spoil my plans sha" DOG :- '' I hate calabar people with Passion ! ' Add yours!! 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Which One Do You Wish To Achieve Before The End Of This YEAR? by Timijo(op): 4:45pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Tos87: 7777777777777777777777777777777777z7777777 ãпԃ 7What is the meaning of this? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › In Numbers: Messi Has Scored More Goals In 2012 Than The Entire AC Milan Squad by Timijo(op): 11:21am On Nov 21, 2012 |
Where Lionel Messi is concerned, numbers speak louder than words. Every week the Argentina international seems to smash a new record and his two goals against Spartak Moscow on Wednesday bring him even closer to Gerd Muller's mark of 85 strikes in a calendar year. Messi played his part in Dani Alves' brilliant opener before scuffing a second into the corner with his right and rounding the keeper for a simple finish to make it 3-0 before half-time. In doing so, he overtook Ruudvan Nistelrooy to become thesecond-highest goalscorer in the history of the Champions League with 56 goals, behind only Raul, whose record of 14 doubles in the continental competition was also surpassed. The two goals were also the Argentine's first goals in Russia, meaning he has now scored in all 14 countries in which he has played for Barcelona in the Champions League. Messi's staggering statistics not only put most forward players to shame, but some club sides too. Here, Goal.com takes a look at how Leo's 80 goals in 2012 stand up to other teams, strikers and rivals in the same calendar year. 80 - Messi's goals for Barcelona and Argentina in 2012. He is currently five behind record-holder Muller, who netted 85 for Bayern Munich and Germany in 1972.Leo has up to nine games leftto surpass Muller's mark. 80 - Liverpool have scored 80 times so far in 2012. The Reds' big chance to overtake Messi (if he is still within sight) will come at Christmas - when Spain enjoys a winter break. 76 - AC Milan, last season's Serie A runners-up, Champions League quarter-finalists and Coppa Italia semi-finalists, have scored only 76 times so far in 2012. 76 - The goals scored in this summer's showpiece international tournament - Euro 2012. Messi, of course, did not take part, but will endthe year with more strikes than those racked up by the 16 European nations in Poland and Ukraine. 75 - The highest-scoring South American in a calendar year had previously been Pele, with 75 strikes in 1958. Messi is still waiting for the DVD ... 68 - The majority of Leo's goals have come with Barca in 2012, but 12 were scored for Argentina - his most productive year by far for the Albiceleste . Messi, however, was unable to break Gabriel Batistuta's 1998 record as Argentina drew 0-0 with Saudi Arabia last week. One for next year perhaps. 67 - The number of goals Miroslav Klose, the other person who is about to breaka Gerd Muller record (his 68 for Germany) has scored in 11 years and eight months ofinternational football. Messi has 31 already for Argentina, at the age of just 25. http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/3544134 |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid (1 - 1) On 21st November 2012 by Timijo(m): 10:48am On Nov 21, 2012 |
Aci Realmadrid |
| Nairaland General › Re: Which One Do You Wish To Achieve Before The End Of This YEAR? by Timijo(op): 9:26am On Nov 21, 2012 |
40 days to end the year. what do you want to achieve before the count down? The Almighty God will surely grant you your heart desire. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Annoying Questions Females Ask And Their Answers! by Timijo(op): 7:01am On Nov 21, 2012 |
jesse8048: I've been asked those silly questions by gals several times, now I've got answers. SMHDon't mind them. They ask questions as if they are questionnaire. |
| Romance › Re: Things Women Do Better Than Men. by Timijo(op): 9:20pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
larrymoore: dont u?Yap |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Annoying Questions Females Ask And Their Answers! by Timijo(op): 9:19pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Yap |
| Romance › Re: Things Women Do Better Than Men. by Timijo(op): 5:33pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
larrymoore: Your manifestoes into d next level, right?Do I understand this reply? |
| Jokes Etc › Annoying Questions Females Ask And Their Answers! by Timijo(op): 5:30pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Annoying Question Females Ask And their Answer!! 1]. Are U a player? *Yes CHELSEA FC wants TO sign me next season* do dey expect U 2 say yes? 2].why do U wan't my Pin?? want to use it to burst balloon. 3]. Can U die 4 me? My name is surely not Romeo 4]. My Bis will soon expire, what am i going to do? return the BB to the seller and get a Nokia 3310 5]. If I sleep over in your Place, hope Nothing funny will happen? No, trust me we would just perform night vigil 6]. Hope U won't break my Heart? If u don't put it at the edge of the table... 7]. Can U take me out? sorry are U in prison? 8]. Pls come and pick me.. like say she be beans. 9]. I think ave missed my period.. then ask the class captain for the next class!!! 10.] Can't you get a Car? Shey your Papa get Car when him dey Higher Institution? 4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Younger Brother Of President Jonathan Dies At Aso Rock Clinic? by Timijo(m): 4:58pm On Nov 20, 2012*. Modified: 5:24pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Neoviper147: [size=16pt]Maybe that was the dream i had last night. Dear God! save and protect out president.[/size][size=16pt]WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE -VE DREAMS? Are you related to prophet TBJ?[/size] |
| Romance › Things Women Do Better Than Men. by Timijo(op): 2:07pm On Nov 20, 2012*. Modified: 11:35pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
1. Women live with greater vitality: "Girls just want to have fun" right? Women do enjoy life better than men and in general are healthier due in large part to the fact that women have a stronger immune system than men 2. Women are better at building relationships. They respond and connect with people better than men. They talk more about the inner life than do men. 3. Women perceive character in other people better than men. This is a compliment to #2 and it seems to make sense. A woman builds relationships and connects emotionally to people and therefore should be able to recognize the true nature of people better than man. 4. In line with #2 & #3, women are better encouragers than men. Unlike men, women aren't as concerned with "one-upping" the other person. They can more sincerely applaud accomplishments of other people. 5. Because of strengths such as listed above a woman is better than a man at nurturing her family. A woman was for nine months physically and emotionally connected to her child in the womb. That kind of connection creates an almost unbreakable bond between mother and child. 6. A woman has better sexual longevity than a man. A woman may take longer to get aroused during love making but once she is, she can go better and longer than a man. 7. A woman withstands higher temperatures better than does a man. Remember that a man is better at withstanding colder temperatures. A woman is at the other end of the thermometer- she is better at withstanding hotter temperatures. 8. Women maintain a better balance in life. A woman's body contains a higher level of serotonin than does a man's. Serotonin soothes emotions and slows thought processes thereby allowing for clearer thought processes. 9. Women are better drivers than men. By better I mean they are safer drivers. It's probably due in part to their poorer spatial perception- they tend to stay at safer distances from other cars. It's also likely due to their clearer thinking- they aren't in as much hurry or as aggressive as men. 10. Women are better managers than men. Many of the strengths listed above give a woman an advantage over men in managing people. Men may be better leaders but women are generally better managers. Remember, social factors can create exceptions in individuals of both genders and, when circumstances require it (a single mom) either gender can exhibit strengths of the other. The above list is based on known science but the differences between men and women will likely never be understood fully. I certainly don't. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Spartak Moscow Vs Barcelona 0 - 3 On 20th November 2012 by Timijo(m): 10:34am On Nov 20, 2012 |
Up Barca |
| Romance › Top 10 Ways Men Are Better Than Women by Timijo(op): 8:50pm On Nov 19, 2012*. Modified: 9:22pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
This one is for the ladies. To any who oppose me, I say"JUST BRING IT!" To all of the meninists out there, ROCK ON! Let's all sing that song by the late, great James Brown,"It's a Man's World,"before we begin. 1) Men Pee Standing Up (usually) This is a great thing if you really think about it. We can just unzip and pee wherever we want to without a mess. Well, there is the little shake off at the end, but that is a small price to pay for not having to UnCloth a quarter of the way, wipe the toilet seat off before using it, and wiping clean. It's a whole ritual that men do not need to do. Don't even get me started on women peeing outside; it's quite a mess! Now, we can pee sitting down but it involves a bit of contortion. Oh, and did I mention that we can also draw designs with our pee. It's true, when bored, we can move the stream of our pee back and forth in designs. It's quite an art form; one which women just cannot do. Be jealous, ladies! 2) Men Do Not Wear Make-up (usually) This is another great advantage! It saves us abundant amount of time to pretty ourselves up to prepare us for the world's viewing. It also saves us tons and tons of money; make-up is expensive! Some men do wear it but it takes a special kind of man for that. 3) Men Do Not Need Expensive Fashion Clothes or 20 pairs of Shoes (usually) This is similar to reason #3 above. It saves us abundant amount of time to get us to get dressed. We just need our underwear (if we choose to), jeans, a t-shirt, socks (optional), and sneakers. Voila! No fancy clothes, no arguing about which matches what, and no big decisions. We just toss it on and go! It also saves us tons of money. Some men do wear more matching clothes and still others do wear dresses, etc. 4) Men Are Taller (usually) A quite simple one really. We can reach more things higher up, like in stores with its higher shelves. Of course, there are taller women like in Australia, where women average 5'8"+. But anyone will tell you that any race of women can't jump...as high as men! 5) Men Are Stronger (usually) This is similar to #4 above. We are generally physically stronger than women. We can lift things they cannot and do nifty things, such as open jars easier. There are a few women that are as strong as or stronger than some men, like the female pro wrestler, Chyna. 6) Men Do Not Worry About How They Look We do not stare at ourselves in mirrors for hours just to spot a blemish or wrinkle. We don't worry about getting old; well, most of us don't. Women hit thirty and they whine about their age and starting lying. Not men! Nosiree, Bob! When asked our age, we just answer without a thought. In the military, when asked our name, rank, age, we just spit it out. We don't stand there and say,"Mary Jane, Lt. Captain, uh 28, Sir!"Also, we don't sit around worrying if our butts are too big and we certainly talk to other men with beers and say stuff like,"Did you see A's butt? My God, it has gotten so big! I'm glad I've still kept my youthful appearance! Hahaha!" 7) Men Are Better Cooks Contrary to popular opinion that women are better cooks than men, who are the biggest, most famous chefs? Men! We have Graham Kerr, Emeril, Wolfgang Puck, Timijo, Seun and many more. Heck, even pro wrestler, Ric Flair, was a chef. Women are trying to catch up with Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray, but cooking is still very much a man's world! Who do you think invented such staples as hot dogs, pizza, hamburgers, sandwiches, chili, beef jerky, and peanut butter? Men!  Men Have Fewer Or9asmsAha, I know women are asking themselves, how is this an advantage? Simple! We have one, rarely two, or9asms and we're done! Sex is forgotten and back to work we go! Not like women who have one orgasm and keep wanting more and more. Then women want to cuddle afterwards. I tell you, it's a total waste of time! We just blast away and forget it. Ten minutes and we can work for the rest of the day. 9) Men Do Not Get Monthly Visits from Aunt Flo This is one of the best ways that we are better than women. We do not get extra cranky three or more days per month and get cramps, headaches, or fits of rage without reason. We also do not need to buy tampons or any of those yucky things designated as feminine hygiene products. 10) Men Do Not Get Pregnant This is THE number one way that we are better than women. We do not get pregnant! Woohoo! Yay men!' here's a bottle of beer! |
| Health › Re: 10 Advantages Of Being Pregnant by Timijo(m): 3:42pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
M M M: Come make I gave u belleYou make me laf sha. U b badt guy. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Praying For The Dead by Timijo(m): 5:05pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Let me tell you guys what u don't know, whenever a child of God dies, he or she has gone home to rest with the Father (God). He or she doesn't need the prayer of anybody to rest in peace. If he or she is not a child of God, he or she has gone to be judged according to his or her work. There is no amount of prayer that can save him or her from eternal punishment. Remember, after death is judgement. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Praying For The Dead by Timijo(m): 4:51pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
chukwudi44: Prayers for the dead are mentioned in 2 macabees 12:38-45 and I John 5:16-17.But you have to have the bible with the completely canonised books to see the books of macabees.1John 5:16-17 does nt say pray for d dead. It says pray for d sin that can lead to death. After death is judgement, so, there is no amount of prayer that can avert the judgement. Why are u now wasting ur time praying for the dead? You can pray for the relatives for divine consolation. |
| Jokes Etc › GOVERNMENT & THE PEOPLE (laugh It Off) by Timijo(op): 3:19pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
EMPLOYEE NOTICE *************** *************** *** Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired- Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED anyfurther by the Government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (EVIL) |
| Politics › Re: Kogi Lawmaker Loses Teeth In Fight by Timijo(m): 12:07pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
I can't just stop laughing over this childish attitude. |
| Family › Re: Ways Husbands Can Show Love To Pregnant Wives by Timijo(op): 9:48pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
I pity so many nairaland men's wife here with the way they handle women treatment. |
| Family › Re: Ways Husbands Can Show Love To Pregnant Wives by Timijo(op): 6:41pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
I am not too happy b'cos the thread was not put on the fpage when I xpected it. I didn't even know that is on the fpage after many days of posting it. It has been unable for me to follow the comments of people. |
| Romance › A Woman Cannot Do Without A Man And Vice Versa by Timijo(op): 5:03pm On Nov 15, 2012 |
Believe it or not.WoMAN has MAN in it. MRs has MR. in it feMALE has MALE in it.she has he in it, mADAM has ADAM in it no wonder MEN always like to be inside woMEN. MEN where born between the legs of a woMAN,yet MEN spend all their time trying to go back between the legs of woMAN! Why? Because there is no place like home!! Ever notice why all woMEN problems start with men? MENtal illness,MENstua l pains,MENtal breakdowns,MENo pause,GUYnacolo gist and...when they have troble it is HIStorectomy. |
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