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lol @wen u tell her u av a ride n tell her it was a joke wen u finally meet.

'Evillness'

for all those insulting thsoe that percieve it as being a publicity stunt...how come u never told peoole u did all dese favours for strangers before now? cos u obviously did it out of d good of ur heart and expect no favour back...why him dey tell us? to get public sympathy? what den is a publicity stunt?

Those of u dat claimed to av helped strangers...did d strangers send an anonymous text message or u saw dem in person...even enough to be able to get a free ride from a relative of such person.

for us percieving that its a publicity stunt, we simply argue that an anonymous text/request without any conversation either in form of curiousity or worry on the part of the helper, seems fishy! Except of course the helper has fish brain!

feeloscar:
Don't mind them, they are colour blind.

it tires me really dat we dont critique what we are being fed...we are too easily manipulated.

There will be no more loss.

MelodiousCity:
The weather is very hot, can't chill

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True that. Its freaking hot everywhere.

timidapsin:
[size=14pt]Like if you didnt Laugh[/size]

html14java:

It was so funny i even forgot to laugh

olaezebala:
the joke is so funny especially when i first heard it some 15 years ago.

the joke seemed to make me angry...especially seeing it on fp.

Bluffly:
APC or no APC, the color looks great on the building. All of you saying APC what appears APC in this? There is no green inclusive, hence it's not APC colour.

there is no red either...there is that milky colour on it too which is nit an apc colour. its sad how nigerian youths are allowing others do their thinking.

please sometimes i am ashamed to be a nigerian...how does dis look like apc colours? and people went ahead to insult the katsina govt without thoughtfuly comparing the colours?

this is apc colour below, pls compare and stop allowing people to dictate ur thought...thats why u r humans...u av d ability to reason!

MelodiousCity:
You look malnourished.

Damn! no chill in the world again.

yetseyi:
Hahahaha so sorry, his canes were strangely fat and the amount of pressure he uses when flogging is something else. God help anyone on the sweeping roaster if the class is dirty and he strolls into your class by mistake.

looool at advice you, after he has almost wrecked ones palm he will start advising.

this girls case here i believe its stil a small matter, many parents are spoiling their kids these days...i cant remember anyone goin to report to their parents about being flogged those days.,,except ur father's rank in d military is superior to dat of the commandant...yet after being baptized with water beside d parade ground u will be asked to roll o d parade ground while being flogged..we are better off today.

yetseyi:
Nice hes a soldier,

You should know RSM koko too the fear of his fat cane is the beginning of common sense hehehe.

Anyway nice meeting an ex-commando.

nice meeting u too

yetseyi:
Its almost impossible to attend a Command school without having such stories, the discipline given in those years is enough to shape you towards the right direction in life.
Besides I think that was the first and last time I was flogged by a soldier, I conformed sharply and I obeyed instructions.

If you pass through a command school and you allow the school to pass through you, you will be very disciplined.

Disciplined enough to keep to time, be respectful etc even in your dressing, If as a senior you wear a skirt that is too short or too tight they use scissors to slit it right at the center where it will be impossible to patch and you will be forced to sew another, by the time all your bad skirts are damaged you will conform to the school's at least knee length standard when sewing a new one.

There was also this style of trouser hem then I think its called fold up or something if they catch you as a guy they cut it out

If your barbed hair is too bushy, they use scissors to cut just a portion of the hair,you will be forced to go to the barber.

I and like two of my friends once tucked out our shirts outside the school premises after school ooo, but still within the cantonment our A.O was passing on his bike as we were walking down, He just said ehen and he seized our bags I had to explain to my mum why I was not with my school bag which the house keys were in. I collected my bag the next day.

No dangling earrings, it had to be a small pin up earring or else it will be seized, if the earring is too wide despite the fact that its was a pin up it will be seized and you dare not paint your nails.

Nobody had the time to pamper anyone, you shape in or shape out and my set we had a lot of difficult students. I think CDSS motto was/is still discipline and knowledge and to be honest I got a fair share of both.

These past few years teachers cant even talk to students they will be raising shoulders just because they are now as tall as they are.


I have to admit that the caning for this girl was a bit much but then its caning and it will heal.
But If she did slap a prefect in a command school she would have gotten more than that.


To answer your question, I am not a writer (at least not literary writing), I just describe/narrate well I think.

its discipline and knowledge na...dont forget d mott

yetseyi:
Nice hes a soldier,

You should know RSM koko too the fear of his fat cane is the beginning of common sense hehehe.

Anyway nice meeting an ex-commando.

hes d reason i hate writing notes...my first day in skul, i was strollin on d parade ground instead of jogging, he flogged me wit one fat cane, i cud nit hold a pen for two weeks, by den i was owing so much notes, i gave up on writing them.

'come here, come here '*touches his lips to check for the whistle* then begins to advice u!

slayer94kimono:
I think we should get our facts straight before posting them! Some students of the school claim that the girl is trobulesome and started the brawl with the head girl. I wonder why we Nigerians have no chill yes the flogging was much but abeg dem flog people worse dan dis in secondary schools!! I can never forget the great command where seniors will flog you! Who born u well to report! Ti af well!

bros me i tire for people o...i go command sef n wen seniors...especially prefects look towards u, u humble yourself...if dem give u instructiin u obey, if not, u get flogged by dat prefect, u prove stubborn, more prefects join in d floggin, u prove more stubborn dem hand u over to a soldier...d day dem go expell u, dem go stil flog u join!

yetseyi:
So its actually called pin your head. I attended CDSS ojo too.
It was K.K Kwana that flogged us that day. I can never forget his name I heared he died some years back though.

he did flog me too...his son is a soldier now too..its called pin ur head...thats d most common treatment wen it is percieved that the whole class is noisy.

yetseyi:
Hmm, I just feel we are not getting the whole story. For her to have been beaten like that something else must have happened.


I attended a command school and I have seen students being flogged with canes while water was being poured on them and also while rolling on the parade ground.

I have seen students crawling with their knees on the rough parade ground while the knees are blistering.

But of course it had to be the one of the greatest offences e.g jumping the school fence to avoid classes or for whatever reason.

I have seen a student almost being expelled simply because he disrespected his teacher.

We even had a guard room then where they could lock you up if you really misbehave but to get most of these punishments you must have committed a grave offence.

My first day in secondary school as a little girl I was flogged by a soldier in fact my whole class was flogged simply because we didn't know we were supposed to sit up to greet a military personell (The school A.O) instead of hitting the desk and saying good morning Sir and the way we were flogged was you stand up and bend your head to touch the desk that way your back will be curved and the cane will enter well. It was just one stroke but ehn the ripples of pain it sent through our bodies chai we never made that mistake again.


Anyway they should have just expelled her instead of the beating since we are in the era of no child caning.

Besides those are marks of the caning, It will fade away. Its water cane marks. I am a bit surprised that caning is making the news.

pin ur head sis! i attended cdss ojo...flogging, rolling or crawling on d parade ground was part of daily routine...how date u slap ur head girl? i chop craze

Vyolet:
You took the words from my mouth, glad someone reasons this way.
Why in the first place would the girl return slap to a senior prefect, head girl for that matter, the head girl is the representative off the headteacher which means that girl can also slap the principal if he dare slap her first. She is very rude and Illmannered.
I agree that the management went too far by treating her that way, a suspension or expulsion would have been better.
I remember a year in my secondary school, a boy slapped the headboy., the commandant was so angry that he called for an emergency assembly, the boy was whipped with Koboko and also suspended indefinitely. The commandant said the boy slapped him too if he could slap the headboy.

i tire o! which of the commands did u attend? i attended cdss ojo.

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son4century:
Oya with d use of a sledge hammer, small sat ball urself..... Cos d story is real

well, no one accepted my bet, so i get to keep it.

KGBEAST:
It's real, I am an Akokaite, the gist has been circulating since yesterday, So sad. He is a student of history and strategic studies.

thanks for the clarification, fortunately for me, no one accepted my bet.

i bet my right balls that this story is fake. a 300level student of whc department? bloggers continue using peopls pics to spin stories u hear...God is washing u.

Peace sha. To u n d dog.

wow its now 'you as citizens' its no longer we as citizens. kontinu God is washing u.

same to me.

hopefuly next year will b beta.

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happy hunting!

Dude be like 'that Wike na bastard o....e fit don set trap for me, me i never chop dis minister money finish....p.a, pls, i take God beg you, cancel that waka for me. I nor go again.'

AWONEYAN:
abeg make dem alow us hear word with dis saraki and his wahala now.....
how does that affect a common man's well being

i tire o, dese evil politicians just dey use their political tussle dey frustrate nigerians.

That teacher n her husband deserves to lose their jobs for abuse of office!

Mike008:
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