₦airaland Forum

400billionman:
My dear, after observing that 90% of what we see on instagram are borrowed life, cars, house and effizy, i just cautioned myself today to stop using social media aside nairaland. I can only view but not post.

lol but true talk...bin a while i posted on instagram myself. Cant live the fake life.

ben1daEbiri:
You're even contradicting the what you said earlier...apart from Neymar,can name another player(s) who is a household name and is 23 or less in this olympics?

neymar is in the olympics as an overage.

Funjosh:

na all these kain hats dey cover person glory.

Mikechinos:
Zlatan once decided to take the opposition all by himself. He asked his teammates to go to Winchester and wait for it to all blow over. When his teammates switched on the telly, they saw Zlatan 1 - Arsenal 0 Very happy, the teammates decided to visit him at half time and congratulate him for taking on teh arch rivals single handedly. However when they reached the park, it was quite late, Zlatan was standing in teh changing room. The match had ended 1-1 and Giroud had equalized in the 89th minute. With tears in his eyes, he hugged his team mates and begged for forgiveness. But his teammates were perplexed. They told him, Zlatan but you single handedly fetched a draw iwth Arsenal, thats not bad too. Zlatan then replied " I was sent off in the 47 th minute "

great one my friend...made me laugh out.

Ademoore07:
The match was so boring, Infact performances below average. Mourhino broke a poor record today. I think he was a symbol of embarrassment and an enigma of hatred by resubstituting Juan Mata. Very bad

all these grammar cos he substituted mata to waste time? If he had banished mata to the reserves as he did schweinsteiger, dictionary for no reach you o.

2dugged:
correct yourself it's God with capital letter G

oyo...thats just semantics

Creamish:
Is this before or after marriage?

Regardless of the timing, I somewhat disagree wit No.6. If the lady makes you change your appearance for the better..and u luv how u look as against the previous , its a good thing whether the relationship lasts or not. Loving someone for who they are does not translate to loving him for being dirty and unkempt. If in the course of the relationship, ur potbelly and fat get trimmed down because of her, its more to your own benefit as a man.

nice arguments there. Its not always negative, there a plus side to her wanting u to change appearance.

loseyourseld:
In an ideal world, sponsoring a girl you love through school should not be bad, but from experience, I won't recommend it. A friend sponsored his girl friend through medical school, only for the girl to dump him when she graduated saying that she can't marry a man with tribal marks. Truly, the guy has terrible tribal marks, but why accept his money when you know you can't marry him.

Money is difficult to turn down, it clouds a lady's judgement, and will accept to date any guy that is willing to sponsor her. But once education is over, and she starts working the relationship is over.

oh my heart! Tribal marked money sweet die...tribal mark husband? No No!

from my own understanding of the bible, it is gods wish that we walk nhaked. Thats how he created us...now you guys are just confusing me. Which new dresscode be godly dressing? When god got to eden that fateful evening, he called on adam and eve,but they hid demselves...he asked y dey were hiding, they said because they were nhaked...god was angry he said who told u, u were nhaked? Before long, he sent them out of eden....in my conclusion, it is in gods plans that those who are to be in paradise, roam nhakedd.

just goes further to caution people who envy others on instagram...na fake life! Our celebs will be wearing all the designers on red carpet and instagram but cant raise 10m? Them come still create list of how several of them take raise 1.2m what a shame. I av a feeling in my guts thay this money and list will soon cause bruhaha amongst them. Patiently watching as this story unfolds.

I just checked the names...over 90 supposed celebs cant raise 10m....stars from one of the biggest movie industries in the world...chai this life is a pot of beans.

when the music isnt bringing in the naira, let the neepples bring in the naira...emma nyrra may now be called neepple naira.

i vote iamkingzlee cc: NLJega

LastMumu:
No the Okada man is not human he is a camel. Rubbish!

dude why art thou harsh?

Kaybee14:
Let's wait & see how it will unfold. I just hope all the allegations would not end as inconclusive & swept under the carpet because the more you look, the less you see when it comes to Nigeria politics.

this is my fear.

This post or space dont matter to me, i am just waiting to read the different theories and explanations of how Buhari made a northerner the president of the NBA. Please mention me with your explanations.

haba...which comedian been talk this joke? Its been over one year already, has he built 1000 houses in these states already? Frankly, this apc govt should stop with all these half thought promises. Do more, talk less.

e come pain me say i book this space sha...pdp just dey unserious sha...let me raise some questions too.

Is this the first time there will be a budget padding?

What did pdp do to stop this show of shame in their 16years of rule?

Is there no pdp member on the budget appropriation committee?

Did pdp members of the house not get the same copy of the budget for scrutiny before it was passed?

Why didnt they speakup abi speakout?

18wheeler:
It's already 29th July, the world hasn't ended. At least I'm here living. So much for doomsayers.

patiently looking forward to the next prophecy.

poik:
Don't make statements on things you clearly have no knowledge of.
This view of yours has told me all I need to know about your stance with the God u claim to know.
For you to compare wearing of clothes to painting of eyelashes and altering of Gods pristine creation to suit narcissistic and immoral whims, reeks of wilful and sheer ignorance.
you forget that clothes became necessary only after our first parents sinned. same goes for bathing and brushing teeth and the rudimentary body care activities, which I know u will latch onto to support your lame argument.
I never said the person who does it will end up in hell. but a Christian will not do those.

you are so far gone...................

Alabamah:
October 4.

thanks

poik:
Synthetic, yes, but from where and by who? Certainly the fetish shrines of India and Brazil. and the rest. God made man and concluded he was good. Any form of addition is perversion of Gods creation and an insult to His aesthetic insights. There is nothing like major and minor where Gods word is concerned.
Did you just talk of jewellery? Read Exodus 21 and find how earrings and boring if ears were not just for slaves, but slaves who didn't want to be free. Read also Genesis 35 to know that jewellery was a sign of spiritual impediment and was to be removed when man was to be cleansed enough to meet with his God. Read Judges 8.24 to know that jewellery is alien to Israelite culture, and is a sign of apostasy.
the assertion may be true or not, but I certainly know that perversion of any kind is not in consonance with Scripture.

until i see pictures of you walking your streets without any form of clothes, i can authoritatively tell you, you will end up in hell. All your life you have insulted gods 'aesthetic insights' when god created man and woman, he created them and left them to roam without clothes...adam and eve realised this and covered demselves he was so angry he sent them out of eden. Please god today, roam nikid for the rest of your life.

Remzoid:
1 John 2:15-17 Love not the world,neither the things that are in the world.If any man love the world,the love of the father is not in him. 16.For all that is in the world,the lust of the flesh,the lust of the eyes,and the pride of life,is not of the father,but of the world. 17.And the world passeth away,and lust thereof:but he that doeth the will of God abideth forever

Attachments,weave on,eye lashes,relaxers,bleaching creams are things of this world,they belong to the devil and his cohorts and they use this to manipulate humans spiritually.When God created the world he did not create all these things,he created us naturally and wants us to be natural

e ma wo mutherforka yi sha! Picture of u nikid or you are goin to hell) afterall, gods initial plan is for man to go nikid abi na natural u call am....fockboy oshi!

pls urgent...when is lastma training camp starting...need to know, very urgent

Damn...The hustle is real

location and cost?

Mandynews:
I just feel so bad for this family. I guess when this man was a kid he used to have a dream of becoming a greater person not a police man. act of frustration #LifeDrama #RIP

#lifedrama

laksides:
Militants causing chaos around imose and totowu waterside are currentling on gun rampage with policemen and soldiers. According to report now is that one police attached with igando police station is down already with a stray bullet from the militants.
Please anybody on his route along lasu iba express road should just restrict now.
More to follow.....
Mods, pls do the needful to save souls

@op, its a gun duel na, how can the police guy be hit by stray bullet? Hes one of the targets na.

I feel bad for him though. The state of the nation is scary...insecurity, economic recession, high rate of unemployment, inflation...one can only hope the world truely ends on the 29th of july.

Charles4075:
Rotfl . My guy, I swear your case worse..

dis one wey you dey rotf, mo let epilepsy catch you o...africans no dey help who get epilepsy o. If you mange survive am, dem go beat you die say u dey demonic.

Justdulla:
so do you expect Buhari with his White Agbada to go and stand in front of Zenith Bank to catch the culprit?? tell me where in this world they dont rob people.. shit happened we should encourage the police to find the criminals, not typing thrash just to get like.. Only Buhari Boko haram, militant, herdsmen, kidnappers, assassins, robbers, any small thing na buhari cause am, how have you impacted in your own society before you start blaming peoples innscficiency. who u epp

when i compared your comment with your moniker, i was convinced there wasnt any 'a' in it. When Buhari says he wants to assist germany did he imply he was going to pick up arms to secure germans? Why would i expect him to pick up arms to secure a bank? How many banks do we av in abuja not to talk of nigeria. Hes d the gcfr, if security goes well, credit to him, if security goes bad well, he gets the blame too. Even in the developed world where they supposedly get things right, they take responsibility wen it goes wrong. I never condemned buhari for wanting to secure germany i just pointed out that his primary duty is nigeria. If he gets it right in nigeria, not just germany will invite him but the entire united nations will want to learn.

dis is not a small something o...to catch yahoo boys can sweet efcc eh. But big money go dey travel up an dan their yeye eagle eye nor go see am. Waiting for the story to unfold sha. Maybe not all the 2billion passed through nigeria it might just av been $200.

Airforce1:
epilepsy and seizure are the same
And Lil Wayne is an epileptic patient.

lilwayne is stil black na e granmama do am