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 Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 8:16am On Nov 17, 2013 |
princesa: oooooooooo i yaff heard, take it easy Jo Nope.....I aint hausa **no more speaking of hausa again** Good morning all and happy Sunday... |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 9:43pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
princesa: so you think deep before you type huh? I didn't say i think deep before I type oooo don't misquote me ooooo. Da Allah. Ya'kuri mana. And I don't have a trademark ooooo. |
| Poems For Review › Re: THE PROMISE A Short Poem by timpaker(m): 8:12am On Nov 16, 2013 |
..."Your empty promises can't reach this high.." I enjoyed reading your poem today. Thanks for sharing.... |
| TV/Movies › Re: What Is Your Best Phrase Ever Used In A Movie.? by timpaker(m): 8:07am On Nov 16, 2013 |
Rush hour part one ..."Never you touch a black man's radio"... Chris Talker to Jackie Chan |
| Romance › Re: Will Nigerian Ladies Still Love Me With Piercings by timpaker(m): 11:55pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Andyblaze: plz dont insult me. I am a married man Indeed **moon-walks outta the thread** |
| Romance › Re: Will Nigerian Ladies Still Love Me With Piercings by timpaker(m): 11:52pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Andyblaze: but u know if a guy with gold ring in his tongue kiss a woman even if the man hav mouth odour the gold taste will overcome it  Now you are talking..... So you have mouth odor? Sorry dude.....piercing your tongue cannot help you |
| Romance › Re: Will Nigerian Ladies Still Love Me With Piercings by timpaker(m): 11:49pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Go ahead and pierce na.... Its simple. When you wanna go see your in-laws just remove your piercings. #datzall |
| Family › Re: Family Section Debate 2013 - Make it a Date by timpaker(m): 9:15pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Feeling contestant number 3 jooor. Carry go! |
| Family › Re: Family Section Debate 2013 - Make it a Date by timpaker(m): 8:54pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Fynestboi: sowi ooo Thanks but please for next time sake...... Let most Nairalanders know. Cc:Tgirl4real |
| Family › Re: Family Section Debate 2013 - Make it a Date by timpaker(m): 8:43pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Damn!!! I missed this ish. How come there was no awareness?  |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by timpaker(m): 4:03pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Lorde - Royals |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 8:13am On Nov 15, 2013 |
firestar: -Twitches- **falls the tray of toasted bread, pillow, jam, cup of carrot juice and scrambled egg on the ground** Ouch!!! **limps out of the room** |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 8:00am On Nov 15, 2013 |
firestar: -grimaces- **grabs pillow and use it as shield** **moves towards her in calculated step like that of a cat** Now get up! |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 7:37am On Nov 15, 2013 |
firestar: 'morning tim, I'll be fine as soon as I get up... **rings alarm to her ears** Should I serve you breakfast in bed before you get up? |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 7:18am On Nov 15, 2013 |
firestar: (...) Owl? Now that's scary. How are you today? |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 7:13am On Nov 15, 2013 |
Good morning all.... |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 7:08am On Nov 15, 2013 |
princesa: e tire person sef Cuz I'm not in a hurry to type. Besides, its on auto format on both my phone and lappy  |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 10:54pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Night tweeting love birds.... Humming sounds of desire - Perching here and there |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 10:16pm On Nov 14, 2013*. Modified: 10:31pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Ahrghhhhhhhhh! !! I could hear the echo of my scream As my eyes glued the creepy beast I felt my garment of courage tore Into rags unveiling fears; I was choked with words of silence As my breath spoke the language Only the beast understood - fear! It sensed it and came closer My feet suddenly became stiff Heavy as lead Quivering like an idiopathic being I saw it became bigger from the wall And my eyes too heavy too to remain open... Taaaah! Taaah!! Taah!!! Came the sound of my saviour (My brother! My Superman!! Yes indeed!!!) Life's juice plasters the wall And I felt some on my lip Yuck! These roaches... |
| Romance › Re: Slept With Other Ladies To Help Her Keep Her Virginity Till Marriage Unfair? by timpaker(m): 7:55pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Op. Clap for your self. I swear you deserve a medal. In fact you are a very good guy. Hope you've heard what you wanted to hear? 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 7:50pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
**Observing** |
| Phones › Re: Etisalat's N100 Data Plan For Nairaland by timpaker(m): 4:48pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
How much did Seun pay for this? Btw, Its a welcome development |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 2:16pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
firestar: Are you at Iya bass? #'server beer'n' ... Isn't that how you say 'how are you' in French? As in common server or server beer Mercy? |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 2:11pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
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| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 11:22am On Nov 14, 2013 |
firestar: Smh. Common server? *speaking french* |
| Literature › Re: Lets Do Haiku! by timpaker(m): 10:21pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
Embers of past love Soaked in pale memory dust Where love equals lust. |
| Romance › Re: Does Religion Make Or Mar Relationships? #debateENDED by timpaker(m): 8:44pm On Nov 13, 2013 |
ogugua88: MAKECongrats to us! Wow! Our points are outstanding and amazing  I wish this will continue but .... Thanks to the organizers. And to the participants, ITbomb, homesteady, Uyi iredia, fflamingo and Sakaguchi et al..... y'all are superb.  Cheers |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 11:29pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Who told you I am single? With Firestar there, single is far from me[/quote] Firestar? Haba! But I can't remember her accepting any proposal from you. Just accept Cathaliya's proposal and forget about Firestar abeg. |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 10:52pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]smh....what's with you sef?[/quote] You two should just get married and continue this 'thang' you guys have in Matrimony. Haba! Menene? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Bon Anniversaire Firestar by timpaker(m): 10:23pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
firestar: Can you make out the lyrics tim? Nope. |
| Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 10:21pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
princesa: that's why you'd remain grumpy and loveless |
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