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el bin manny: The day u realize that your dad who is by far older than GEJ has not been able to make an impact in your cave of a village

Unnecessary. Not funny.

@ Yield, Pls do not complain when you hear guys cry foul over these Val thingys. Yes Val was meant to be the time of sharing and showing love. Maybe extra-special love to your partner. But some people have capitalized on it to turn their guys into mugus.

I even think it is the best time to test the true worth of her love.

Blood of Nama!!!!

Did the topic hit FP?!!

Parry @ ma crib. Thursday. 2am.

Yield: People're making a big deal out of Valentine's day, haba! The day isn't about spending, but showing someone you love him/her and you don't need to throw big bucks to do that!

Other days nko? No love then?

IZUKWU: This val ,am as single as 1. What my last r/ship taught is to be true to myself and not cheat myself to make another happy.for now am not ready for ephemeral relationship. For now i want someone who will share more than my bed but my heart and burdens and pains and trials and fears . So if there is nothing ,i will tell her and she can't stay and abide with me. Fine , its our loss.. Am ready to bear it.

Chiefo! Believe me I shared similar sentiments all through my years of existence on this planet. I hardly have the time for all these boyfriend-gyalfriend things. If I don't see what I wanted in her, I'm not doing.

This actually happens to be my first real Val in 27 yrs.

Stay strong. You'll get to meet your true person.

Yomieluv: Girl: hey what are getting for me at valentine?

Boy: haven't I told that whenever you want to talk to me,start with capital letter.
So you are dis-respecting me?

The relationship is over.

But when the Konji takes over, what follows next?

I was already expecting something like this to happen. Didn't know it would come this soon.

Probably reprisal attacks for those alleged MASSOB members who were killed extra-judicially and their bodies dumped in that river at Amansea. More shootings may still be reported.

Peter Obi is just a noise maker. Unfortunately.

ngozievergreen: Amoebic colitis? Its not a big deal nah. Its just inflammation of d colon by amoeba species causing bloody stools. Its responsive to antibiotics and chloroquine. So,nothing spoil
when i saw intestinal disease in d caption, i even tot it were cancer,familial adenomatous polyposis, or multiple diverticular dx, infact dose kyn tnz

Chai!

Doctey, I started suffering low-grade fever with slight sweating this evening. Should I gwola malaria or should I simply wait a bit to see if it's just stress-induced?

Vogue50: Na waoooh ! Sahara Reporter make una take am easy .
Your consistent propagation of falsehood is against the ethics of journalism.

Don't mind the mumuish people. I lost every iota of recognition I had for them, when they were playing guesses with Patience Jonathan and Chime's medical conditions.

It was immoral. The things they did.

aurenflani: Turai should hear this. See real love btw couples not Turai's kind of love for Yar'adua.

Supposing Turai's kidney was not compatible with Yar'adua's system?

P.S. Ladies I didn't mean to sound sexist by omitting you from the survey O abeg. Just thought that guys are the ones who would tend to spend the more during the Val season.

But if you still feel that you as a lady are the one who spends the most in buying gifts for your bobo and would gladly embrace any opportunity to dodge those expenses, still feel free to halla.

Hi y'all.
The AFCON championship has come and gone and the trophy is now where it rightfully belongs. Things have returned back to normalcy. Reality check.

In the course of the competition however, almost everyone made one or two promises to be kept if Nigeria won the championship. Some said they'd dance Alingo nekkid in their room. One said he'd go take a cold shower with one lonely transformer like that. Me I said I'd do my utmost best to find a permanent resting place for 4 Indomie super packs, some eggs and packs of juice.

I even heard that ermmm... some emm... women like that promised ... ermmm... free sales to all and sundry who patronised their emmm... services. Can't say if that actually happened.

The common denominator to all these promises, is that almost 100% of those promises were broken. They were merely tall tales meant to spice up gist.

Which brings me to the main gist. I've been hearing it too often that it just might hold plenty water. Boys are not smiling. Why? Some say they have no dough to support their chicks this Valentine season and for that reason, they would dump the chick at least a week to 2 weeks preceeding Feb 14th, then see how they can make up towards Feb ending when the coast must have cleared. I really wish to believe this to be false; like the free congo, Nekkid Alanta dance etc. But I've been hearing from so many people that I really need to confirm:

Guys, truthfully and honestly, can you codedly cook up one excuse and temporarily dump your babe just to avoid Val tins? At least for that period?

On my part, I'm patiently waiting for the day to arrive. Have some activities lined up for her. Guess I've become too vulnerable now to risk losing her because I've got to save shishi.

I don talk my own. House, over to you.

Sahara Reporters: Screw you! Screw you!! Screw you!!!

Antediluvian anachronistic publishers of trashy repute.

After yapping all your guesses about Patience and Sullivan Chime's condition, GEJ has now become your next focus innit?

Lord knows I don't remember what your site now looks like.

MONKEYS!

Honestly these Samsung people dey madt O!!! What do they mean dashing my guy Samsung Note II? Wharreva appened to their smart TV?

Ndi aka aradite!

Originalsly: 1.The scene should have appeared to to be shot in Italy. 2. WAP said the scene was shot in Italy. Same thing?

Film-maker according to the story, wishes us to believe that the scene is set in Italy, which obviously is not Italy. No effort was made to re-create the set to at least portray an Italian setting. So why should I accept that that location was Italy?

I dont wish to argue. All I'm saying is that the setting was very poorly done.

I'll go bake 4 super packs of Indomie, 4 fried eggs and 2 packs of Chi Exotic. That's my own style of celebration.
#Teetotler tins.
Ah don repent.

Agrika: I will dance naked....in my room of course.

Yipeeeeee!!! Can I come watch? I'll just be quiet, sit in a corner and nod my head.

olawumia: New ipad And Microsoft Surface for sale .
Ipad3:White, 4g 16gigs .also Dre Beat.
Microsoft Surface is d tab by microsoft .came wif window 8. 07063398368

Are you testing to see how many posts'll go by before you get banned?

There is a section for items for sale.

petaling: @poster your statement about ipad is 100% correct.

@colly227 You have not made any valid point to support your preference for an ipad.
I want any apple fanboy to give more explanation

Same thing I'd wanted to say with regds to Colly's reply.

So those features cant be used on the iPad ecept it is jailbroken, whereas they work by default on the galaxy? What are we then arguing about again?

I still haven't seen any valid argument to support the superiority of the iPad over the Galaxy tab 2. See we did not even consider the Galaxy Note II tab O. I wonder what we'll then say about that.

'Swags' is vain. I dont know what it is.

Originalsly: Missing which point? In the thread Your point was the scene was not shot in Italy but in Nigeria. Now you are making a different point which is the film maker said the scene was shot in Italy but it was not....the film maker is a liar. So which point did we miss?

You are saying one and the same thing.

toba: You guys are really missing the point.

Whats the need for review and constructive criticism? we watch nollywood and a movie shot in 2007, having a flash back of 1998, with a bill board of MTN that came to Nigeria in 2001 at the background. how does that add up?

You've claimed to have shut a movie in Italy, whereas you're faking it. Should be all be fooled and swallow the lies? its not compulsory to travel to shoot films but dont just make things up.

Yes I noticed that too and expressed same reservations to the person I was with at that time. That scene at the curb at night looked totally Nigerian. My thoughts then were: 'who are these people trying to deceive sef?'

They made no attempt in trying to re-create the scene to appear Italian. They just shot and 'required' viewers to believe it was Italy.

Going by the response of readers to your critique, it is further evidence of why Nollywood would continue to churn out mainly crap and people would have no qualms about that.

Okiki_Oluwa: Still can't believe this TIV's crazy culture.

Yup. It's true. Even for the Koma people of Adamawa.

valicious1: U node shame to comeout 4public tok say you buy ur guy slippers. SHAME ON U. STINGY FOWL.

Na wa O. Never knew chickens could be stingy.

I dont have anybody to buy me anything O

Or should I bother expecting to be surprised?

Glo Comoth BIS. 3GB data @ N1400 per month. On my Galaxy SII.

Nightshift: O2 for you(Deutschland)€15, 500MB for 1 month .

I thought internet access in Europe was inexpensive?

AjanleKoko: Sorry mate. Way of the world. It shall be taken from those who have not, and given to those who have.

Very long time since I last saw your post.

Good day sir.

Where's that short black Ghana boy that was yapping abt beating us in the finals?

Noise maker.

Do I smell a black star cry?

Hehehe. Karma is a biatch. Koulibaly kicked a player in the groin. Misses his shot.

Correct!!!! More misses pls.

O boy see chick with piercings everywhere!! Hmmm. Na wa o.