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[quote author=One_Naira]How do you know the dude is going to hell?

Anyway, is Nigeria any better. Boko haram up north, Ritualist and robbery SW. Kidnappers SE and SS. Which side is safe?[/quote]So what's your point? That there are no bombers, robbers or muggers in the UK?

The guy seemed to be protesting like one who was prosecuted and sentenced unjustly. What's with the scuffle?

And the white regalia?

Rocktation: It was salted and "tanned". It's written up there na.

Didn't see that bit.

I"m confused. I thought Icelandics are Nordics right? So why I come dey see an ugly black skin on the ring?

Gollum sef might reject this. Even of it were that one from the Lord of the Rings.

Keep doing eye tricks with the buckets.

Just pray you don't kick them soon.

I hear the latest fad these days is to go there to sell ones own kidney.

I kid you not.

Hmmm. Na wa O. Who'll wash the polo after every every?

Lol. Looking at the number of users and guests viewing this topic, I feel strongly tempted to copy and paste the names in this reply now. :-)

Immediately Burkina Faso scored, I just went to ease myself, came back and switched to MTV Base shaperly. Cant be having any heartbreak this evening. Which people play sef?

Sample. With Glo 3G and Galaxy SII.

^^^

Cool.

My regular download speeds range between 110 and 135 kB/s. Your exceptional speeds I see are the 'fishnet' and Tuface's 'Ole' vids. 200+ and 300+ kB/s. Nice.

N.B Mojo is bad for your brain O. This one that you know have super-fast link.

[quote author=Rolling.]My great country Nigeria

Nigeria PwrIndx: 1.3412
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 MANPOWER
 Total Population: 162,470,737 [2012]
 Available Manpower: 72,319,838 [2011]
 Fit for Service: 40,707,659 [2011]
 Reaching Military Age Annually: 3,455,147 [2011]
 Active Frontline Personnel: 100,000 [2012]
 Active Reserve Personnel: 0 [2012]

I compared the weapons systems and available millitary manpower between Nigeria and South Africa. Besides the purchasing power and Defence budget, I don't see how RSA is being rated above Nigeria.

In time of war or as conditions necessitate, that defence budget can drastically increase. Even within that fiscal year.


 LAND SYSTEMS
Tank value includes MBT, light tanks and tank destroyer systems, wheeled or tracked.
 Tanks: 363 [2012]
 Armored Fighting Vehicles: 1,407 [2012]
 Self-Propelled Guns: 48 [2012]
 Towed Artillery Pieces: 680 [2012]
 Rocket Projectors (MLRS): 0 [2012]
 Portable Mortar Systems: 300 [2012]
 Portable AT Weapons: 120 [2012]
 Logistical Vehicles: 6,000


 AIR POWER
Includes fixed-wing and rotary-wing aircraft from all branches of service.
All aircraft types accounted for including UAVs, transports, gunships, recon, naval, trainers, etc...
 Total Aircraft: 294 [2012]
 Helicopters: 84 [2012]


 NAVAL POWER
Aircraft Carrier value does not include helicopter carrier-type vessels.
 Total Strength: 37 (includes auxiliaries)
 Aircraft Carriers: 0 [2012]
 Frigates: 2 [2012]
 Destroyers: 0 [2012]
 Corvettes: 4 [2012]
 Submarines: 0 [2012]
 Coastal Craft: 16 [2012]
 Mine Warfare: 2 [2012]
 Amphibious Assault: 0 [2012]


 RESOURCES (PETROLEUM)
 Oil Production: 2,528,000 bbl/day [2012]
 Oil Consumption: 52,000 bbl/day [2010]
 Proven Oil Reserves: 37,200,000,000 bbl/day [2012]

 LOGISTICAL
 Labor Force: 52,500,000 [2012]
 Merchant Marine Strength: 89 [2012]
 Major Ports and Terminals: 3
 Roadway Coverage: 193,200
 Railway Coverage: 3,505
 Serviceable Airports: 53 [2012]


 FINANCIAL (in USD)
 Defense Budget: $2,215,000,000 [2012]
 External Debt: $9,640,000,000 [2011]
 Reserves of Foreign Exchange and Gold: $35,210,000,000 [2012]
 Purchasing Power Parity: $418,700,000,000 [2012]


 GEOGRAPHY (in km)
 Square Land Area: 923,768 km
 Coastline: 853 km
 Shared Border: 4,047 km
 Waterways: 8,600 km

http://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.asp?country_id=Nigeria[/quote]

'Granted bail on self-recognition'. I feel like throwing up.

It is no mean feat.

Not to mention bragging rights in adverts.

Hmmm. People sef. See somebody holding up a jar containing a roach for the past 30 years. Na which kain winch be dat? Popeye?

What is breakfast?

Come O! Is it akwa oche that these gals are using to form ajebor for me?

I need just one power O. And believe me I've been daydreaming about it for a long time.

See the movie 'Jumper'. Just having the ability to teleport to anywhere I wanted; in split seconds. That's all I need.

If they want to add jara, the power to act as I want, while time stands still. Norin more.

I know where I for be by now

I dont know when last I bought fuel below N120. It should not be less than 3 months ago. Enugu.

What is AFTACON? Is it a type of wafers or corn flakes?

R2bees: lol, guy u wicked o... Hahahah, i pity that guy

Fortunately, I've been in a good mood all day. Don't know why.

Rap maestro: u b mumu,simply because u re igbo and does nt undastand wat my guy was saying,u were yabbing him.. Na wa 4 u o

Paracetamol 500mg, 2 tabs t.d.s If you still have the pain by the second day, let me know.

Chai. I used to think na only Oyibo people dey craze. Alas! I am grossly mistaken.

chidex15: Ur lipstick looks beautiful

Ya! Then you can also add: "I think it might be a peach or orange flavour. Not too sure sha. Can I taste it".

thirdeye: ‘It was trying to have a group hug,’ he told Sydney’s Daily Telegraph. ‘Pythons, underneath their bottom jaw, they have a row of sensors which enable them to see the world in terms of infrared pictures.

‘So in the dark they’re going to see a baby as this warm spot.’

Ha! Oyibo people can dey lie! If the snake was seeking a hug, why didnt it go wrap itself around the woman who was obviously producing the greater body heat.

Group hug indeed. Maybe the snake was suffering depression. Or had been dumped by it's babe. Hug come dey hungry am. Lie lie people.

See the woman sef forming sister Theresa and saying they should release the snake. So that it should go torment another family abi?

greatgod2012: I've always said it and i will say it again............
Next to God's love is the mother's love.

I'm confused. So does it mean that if it were the Dad who saw the snake wrapped around the daughter's hand, he'd just turn over to the other side and continue sleeping?

Chai. My pain is that I wasted 5.3 MB of data in downloading an mp3, not even a video.

As for the song, it sounds like a cockrel with a bad case of sore throat and cattarh, ra.ping a chicken suffering chronic epilepsy. Nansense komkombility and discombobulated incontinent flatulence!
**Saunters off to the next interesting topic**

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Waiting for CFCFan's crush on Tonto Decay to expire [/size]

Chai! Ogugua why na? You too?

Omexonomy: if one branch manager freeze his account anothe branch manager will open it

Lie. Except he opens another account with another identity.

tejuomole: On 9th of December 2012 i received a mail from Chibuzor Eze [i]biz4naija@gmail.com, that he is giving away some items as Christmas gift to his subscribers. Among the Items were Iphones, used laptops and UK used Ipad. he demanded for N30,000.00 for the used Ipad.I followed the link biz4naija.info/giveaway, saw the items and then called him on His phone number 08123412784 and he confirmed to me that he is not a scam. so I immediately transferred N30,000.00 into his GTB account no.0122264338 online. Since then he has not sent the items as promised and has refused picking my calls, all effort to retrieve my money has not yielded any positive result. I just decided to carry out a check on him online today when i stumbled on a thread in Nairaland revealing that he is a real scam. I am appealing to members of this forum to help me in whatever way you can to recover my money. attached is the online confirmation of my payment into His account.

I see from the attached pics that he has a GTB account. Go to any of their bank branches, lay your complaint with the Head of Operations (or Operations Mgr, I dont know what it is called there). You can get the customer's branch, account officer and customer's address. I guess you can work with that. The branch auditor can also put more pressure with the investigation.