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Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Carries Buckets Of Water With His Eyelids by Tinyemeka(m): 10:03pm On Jan 23, 2013
Keep doing eye tricks with the buckets.

Just pray you don't kick them soon. undecided
CrimeRe: Sentenced To Death For Drug Trafficking by Tinyemeka(m): 9:44pm On Jan 23, 2013
I hear the latest fad these days is to go there to sell ones own kidney. undecided

I kid you not.
SportsRe: Largest Super Eagles Jersey Unveiled By Guinness by Tinyemeka(m): 11:37am On Jan 23, 2013
Hmmm. Na wa O. Who'll wash the polo after every every? undecided
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by Tinyemeka(m): 9:26pm On Jan 21, 2013
Lol. Looking at the number of users and guests viewing this topic, I feel strongly tempted to copy and paste the names in this reply now. :-)

Immediately Burkina Faso scored, I just went to ease myself, came back and switched to MTV Base shaperly. Cant be having any heartbreak this evening. Which people play sef? undecided
PhonesRe: Do You also Get 4G Internet Service In Nigeria? by Tinyemeka(m): 9:00pm On Jan 20, 2013
Sample. With Glo 3G and Galaxy SII.

PhonesRe: Do You also Get 4G Internet Service In Nigeria? by Tinyemeka(m): 8:24pm On Jan 20, 2013
^^^

Cool.

My regular download speeds range between 110 and 135 kB/s. Your exceptional speeds I see are the 'fishnet' and Tuface's 'Ole' vids. 200+ and 300+ kB/s. Nice.

N.B Mojo is bad for your brain O. This one that you know have super-fast link. smiley
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Military Ranks 4th In Africa And 36th In The World by Tinyemeka(m): 8:00pm On Jan 20, 2013
Rolling.:
My great country Nigeria

Nigeria PwrIndx: 1.3412
36
 MANPOWER
 Total Population: 162,470,737 [2012]
 Available Manpower: 72,319,838 [2011]
 Fit for Service: 40,707,659 [2011]
 Reaching Military Age Annually: 3,455,147 [2011]
 Active Frontline Personnel: 100,000 [2012]
 Active Reserve Personnel: 0 [2012]

I compared the weapons systems and available millitary manpower between Nigeria and South Africa. Besides the purchasing power and Defence budget, I don't see how RSA is being rated above Nigeria.

In time of war or as conditions necessitate, that defence budget can drastically increase. Even within that fiscal year.


 LAND SYSTEMS
Tank value includes MBT, light tanks and tank destroyer systems, wheeled or tracked.
 Tanks: 363 [2012]
 Armored Fighting Vehicles: 1,407 [2012]
 Self-Propelled Guns: 48 [2012]
 Towed Artillery Pieces: 680 [2012]
 Rocket Projectors (MLRS): 0 [2012]
 Portable Mortar Systems: 300 [2012]
 Portable AT Weapons: 120 [2012]
 Logistical Vehicles: 6,000


 AIR POWER
Includes fixed-wing and rotary-wing aircraft from all branches of service.
All aircraft types accounted for including UAVs, transports, gunships, recon, naval, trainers, etc...
 Total Aircraft: 294 [2012]
 Helicopters: 84 [2012]


 NAVAL POWER
Aircraft Carrier value does not include helicopter carrier-type vessels.
 Total Strength: 37 (includes auxiliaries)
 Aircraft Carriers: 0 [2012]
 Frigates: 2 [2012]
 Destroyers: 0 [2012]
 Corvettes: 4 [2012]
 Submarines: 0 [2012]
 Coastal Craft: 16 [2012]
 Mine Warfare: 2 [2012]
 Amphibious Assault: 0 [2012]


 RESOURCES (PETROLEUM)
 Oil Production: 2,528,000 bbl/day [2012]
 Oil Consumption: 52,000 bbl/day [2010]
 Proven Oil Reserves: 37,200,000,000 bbl/day [2012]

 LOGISTICAL
 Labor Force: 52,500,000 [2012]
 Merchant Marine Strength: 89 [2012]
 Major Ports and Terminals: 3
 Roadway Coverage: 193,200
 Railway Coverage: 3,505
 Serviceable Airports: 53 [2012]


 FINANCIAL (in USD)
 Defense Budget: $2,215,000,000 [2012]
 External Debt: $9,640,000,000 [2011]
 Reserves of Foreign Exchange and Gold: $35,210,000,000 [2012]
 Purchasing Power Parity: $418,700,000,000 [2012]


 GEOGRAPHY (in km)
 Square Land Area: 923,768 km
 Coastline: 853 km
 Shared Border: 4,047 km
 Waterways: 8,600 km

http://www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.asp?country_id=Nigeria
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arraigns Babalakin Over N4.7bn Ibori’s Loot by Tinyemeka(m): 7:53am On Jan 19, 2013
'Granted bail on self-recognition'. I feel like throwing up. angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Hits 1 Million Members Hurray! by Tinyemeka(m): 1:23pm On Jan 18, 2013
It is no mean feat.

Not to mention bragging rights in adverts.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: 5 Guys Take Same Picture For 30years. by Tinyemeka(m): 6:20pm On Jan 16, 2013
Hmmm. People sef. See somebody holding up a jar containing a roach for the past 30 years. Na which kain winch be dat? Popeye? undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Brain Damaging Habits To Avoid by Tinyemeka(m): 10:08pm On Jan 14, 2013
What is breakfast? huh
FashionRe: Kim Kardashian Or Sylvia Nduka.: Who Wore It Better by Tinyemeka(m): 9:50pm On Jan 14, 2013
Come O! Is it akwa oche that these gals are using to form ajebor for me? angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Super Human Abilities You Will Love To Possess by Tinyemeka(m): 9:39pm On Jan 14, 2013
I need just one power O. And believe me I've been daydreaming about it for a long time.

See the movie 'Jumper'. Just having the ability to teleport to anywhere I wanted; in split seconds. That's all I need.

If they want to add jara, the power to act as I want, while time stands still. Norin more.

I know where I for be by now
PoliticsRe: Petrol Sells For N120 In Osun by Tinyemeka(m): 9:42pm On Jan 11, 2013
I dont know when last I bought fuel below N120. It should not be less than 3 months ago. Enugu.
SportsRe: Nigerians May Miss Out On Watching The 2013 Nations Cup by Tinyemeka(m): 7:53pm On Jan 09, 2013
What is AFTACON? huh Is it a type of wafers or corn flakes? undecided
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie: 16 Things You Did Not Know About Her by Tinyemeka(m): 6:14pm On Jan 08, 2013
Series22: my guy, i tire o.. Na dat part i dey try 2 undastand. Abi UNN d study medicine & pharmcy as one course?
Even maths & statistics don seperate since. D gal's father even read just statistic.
@op, medicine and pharmacy r 2 different tinz. Stop insulting our collective sensibilities
"Stop insulting our collective sensibilities". Don't set yourself up for close scrutiny or criticism.

The article says she studied the disciplines briefly. It doesn't say she graduated from them. I believe you know that one can switch courses. She may have started with Pharmacy, then switched to Medicine (or vice-versa) before finally deciding that literature was her forte.

Is that impossible? Suppose you googled up her biography and found out that she actually studied those earlier mentioned courses?
Music/RadioRe: Olamide - Tonto Dikeh [freestyle] by Tinyemeka(m): 11:19am On Jan 08, 2013
R2bees: lol, guy u wicked o... Hahahah, i pity that guy
Fortunately, I've been in a good mood all day. Don't know why. smiley
Music/RadioRe: Olamide - Tonto Dikeh [freestyle] by Tinyemeka(m): 7:24am On Jan 08, 2013
Rap maestro: u b mumu,simply because u re igbo and does nt undastand wat my guy was saying,u were yabbing him.. Na wa 4 u o
Paracetamol 500mg, 2 tabs t.d.s If you still have the pain by the second day, let me know. smiley
FashionRe: Senegal Women Tattoo Their Gums To Improve Their Smile by Tinyemeka(m): 12:03am On Jan 08, 2013
Chai. I used to think na only Oyibo people dey craze. Alas! I am grossly mistaken.
RomanceRe: The Most Romantic Statement You Can Tell A Nigerian Babe by Tinyemeka(m): 10:23pm On Jan 07, 2013
chidex15: Ur lipstick looks beautiful
Ya! Then you can also add: "I think it might be a peach or orange flavour. Not too sure sha. Can I taste it". smiley
FamilyRe: Mother Rescues Daughter From 6ft Python After Waking To Find Snake Wrapped by Tinyemeka(m): 10:10pm On Jan 07, 2013
thirdeye: ‘It was trying to have a group hug,’ he told Sydney’s Daily Telegraph. ‘Pythons, underneath their bottom jaw, they have a row of sensors which enable them to see the world in terms of infrared pictures.

‘So in the dark they’re going to see a baby as this warm spot.’
Ha! Oyibo people can dey lie! If the snake was seeking a hug, why didnt it go wrap itself around the woman who was obviously producing the greater body heat.

Group hug indeed. Maybe the snake was suffering depression. Or had been dumped by it's babe. Hug come dey hungry am. Lie lie people.

See the woman sef forming sister Theresa and saying they should release the snake. So that it should go torment another family abi?
FamilyRe: Mother Rescues Daughter From 6ft Python After Waking To Find Snake Wrapped by Tinyemeka(m): 9:58pm On Jan 07, 2013
greatgod2012: I've always said it and i will say it again............
Next to God's love is the mother's love.
I'm confused. So does it mean that if it were the Dad who saw the snake wrapped around the daughter's hand, he'd just turn over to the other side and continue sleeping?
Music/RadioRe: Olamide - Tonto Dikeh [freestyle] by Tinyemeka(m): 9:52pm On Jan 07, 2013
Chai. My pain is that I wasted 5.3 MB of data in downloading an mp3, not even a video. angry

As for the song, it sounds like a cockrel with a bad case of sore throat and cattarh, ra.ping a chicken suffering chronic epilepsy. Nansense komkombility and discombobulated incontinent flatulence! angry
**Saunters off to the next interesting topic**
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike Apologizes To Fans For Absence At ‘Rhythm Unplugged’ by Tinyemeka(m): 9:35pm On Jan 07, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]Waiting for CFCFan's crush on Tonto Decay to expire undecided[/size]
Chai! Ogugua why na? You too?
BusinessRe: Help Chibuzor Eze Has Scammed Me. by Tinyemeka(m): 10:36am On Jan 06, 2013
Omexonomy: if one branch manager freeze his account anothe branch manager will open it
Lie. Except he opens another account with another identity.
BusinessRe: Help Chibuzor Eze Has Scammed Me. by Tinyemeka(m): 10:35am On Jan 06, 2013
tejuomole: On 9th of December 2012 i received a mail from Chibuzor Eze [i]biz4naija@gmail.com, that he is giving away some items as Christmas gift to his subscribers. Among the Items were Iphones, used laptops and UK used Ipad. he demanded for N30,000.00 for the used Ipad.I followed the link biz4naija.info/giveaway, saw the items and then called him on His phone number 08123412784 and he confirmed to me that he is not a scam. so I immediately transferred N30,000.00 into his GTB account no.0122264338 online. Since then he has not sent the items as promised and has refused picking my calls, all effort to retrieve my money has not yielded any positive result. I just decided to carry out a check on him online today when i stumbled on a thread in Nairaland revealing that he is a real scam. I am appealing to members of this forum to help me in whatever way you can to recover my money. attached is the online confirmation of my payment into His account.
I see from the attached pics that he has a GTB account. Go to any of their bank branches, lay your complaint with the Head of Operations (or Operations Mgr, I dont know what it is called there). You can get the customer's branch, account officer and customer's address. I guess you can work with that. The branch auditor can also put more pressure with the investigation.
PoliticsRe: The Most Respected & Honoured Man In Nigeria Currently by Tinyemeka(m): 7:30am On Jan 06, 2013
Ngodigha1: The most respected Nigerians are as follows:
Prof Chinua Achebe.
Chief Emeka Anyaoku.
Prof Wole Soyinka.
Dr Ngozi Iwuala.
Alex Ekwueme
Dr Ezekwesiri
Dora Akunyili
Alh Dangote
Solomon Lar
Chukwudifu Oputa
Ralph Uwechue
Ebitu Ukiwe
Pepper Clarke
Pat Utomi
Tam David West
I like your list. But in my opinion, I would place Alh Aliko Dangote above Dr Oby Ezekwesili. The rest are exactly the way I'd view them with Prof Chinua Achebe as the first on the list.

Posters who employ 'National Honours' as a criteria for recognoition, should go and ask Bode George, Tafa Balogun and co what happened to theirs.
PhonesRe: Why Are Samsung Phones So Expensive? by Tinyemeka(m): 9:52pm On Jan 05, 2013
luluosas: Yeah! Techno is a Chinese product but not necessarily a cheap bad product. After all, the likes of Samsung, Apple and others manufacture their phones hard-wares in China.
Yes Samsung, Apple, have manufacturing plants in China. But those are for component hardware parts right? The quality and durability is immediately obvious in products assembled in China. Even Nigerian wires and cables are preffered to those made in China.

I'm not saying all products made in China are bad. All their products are also comparatively low priced and not just the phones.

I dont even think Samsung should be listed among companies which make expensive phones. What about Apple and Blackberry?

Compare Samsung, Apple and BB phones of similar specs. Then you'll know that Samsung phones are not that over-priced.
PhonesRe: Why Are Samsung Phones So Expensive? by Tinyemeka(m): 9:40pm On Jan 05, 2013
Toelu: you don't need an app to take screenshots..

Press the home button and the power button together and you should hear a sound of a screenshot being taken. The screen will flash and you should see a text that shows it has been captured and saved... simple
LOL. Tried it . Thanks. And here I was thinking I needed an app to do that.

Any other tips, tricks, shortcuts? Would appreciate your reply.
PhonesRe: Why Are Samsung Phones So Expensive? by Tinyemeka(m): 7:33pm On Jan 05, 2013
@ Lulosas, please what app could I install to capture screenshots on an unrooted Samsung Galaxy SII?

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