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Okija_juju: But that school is a shithole?!

I am very very surprised..

Yes. You are entitled to your opinion and quality of expression. Unarguably.

I'm strongly tempted to say something which I feel is commonsense, but some people might still pin it down to ethnic bias. Which it isn't.

D'Banj should be 33? Thereabouts. He together with Don Jazzy rocked Nigeria's entertainment landscape. What am I saying? They rocked the entire African continent. I agree he has the plan of breaking into the US market. But everything seems to be going downhill ever since he joined acts with Kanye.

Kanye may be viewed as top performer in the US. I do not wholly agree with that. Some of his successes came off his association with JayZ. DBanj as an African based performer, with Afro-sounding lyrics and beats, shouldnt have signed with someone like Kanye.

After all the successes of 'Oliver Twist' which may have been produced by Don Jazzy (I stand corrected), no subsequent track (Oyato, Highway, Tony Montana?) has come close to achieving that feat.

Now we have him playing cameo roles in his co-label artistes' videos.

I saw the video 'Without my heart' by Tiwa Savage ft Don Jazzy and the beats there left me speechless. Speechless.

DBanj is posing to snap with Big Sean and Khalifa.

They are 25 and 23 respectively.

Like I said earlier, if I sounded tribalistic, kindly ignore the slant.

I don't mean any malice, but I feel CAC is gravely being distracted by politics.

oyewoleabiola21: I tried to talk som sense into her but she wouldn't listen she told Me I should not call/ping her if I haven't buy the Bold..pls what should I do ? Should I get her d Boldtouch or what ? The most painful aspect of it is that ever since we've bin datin we never had sex..can I jst let her go like that?

Stoopid thread!
Here I am heartbroken, dejected and desperately searching for a way of getting data back to my Galaxy before I go crazy from Internet withdrawal syndrome and this ... of a guy is undecided on whether to commit 120% of his salary in buying a phone for a coal-digger he met on a bus!

Mister, you ain't worth buying a BB Bold when you are not yet bold enough to define what you are in a "relationship" for. The girl is a serious mumu sef. Why didn't she ask you to get her a BB Z10?

luluosas: It might interest you to note that I am posting with MTN BIS BBCWEEK plan on my phone right now, and using it on my laptop through Hotspot. Thank you.

Hi ya. Bro how do I do same on my Galaxy? I changed my APN the same way we did with Glo then, but after doing so, I could only update Facebook status and nothing else. None of my browsers could work. Not even Google play. Would appreciate your quick reply pls. I've been offline for a long time now.

Who's Tools?

JideTheBlogger: Hopefully one of our artistes will soon release a track that will be titled "my oga at the top"......

It's out already!
http:///nuDNAoBlFv

presegsADESIDA: I have a class D of the new driver license.

Which one do you think is still the best?

How would you be asking this kind of question? Is you a learner?! My friend go and get a class H license.

I only suggested sha O. My Oga at the top may say something different.

Venchy: You didn''t know it had expired. ...lol. ...sorry about that, is there no reminder from the government or OGA AT THE TOP WON'T SEND IT OUT?

Wrong leaders, they turn simple things to complications and make the life of citizens to living hell.

INCOMPETENT OGA AT THE TOP ARE RUNNING
THINGS that's why ORDINARY drivers licence have become a serious problem.

Sorry. Not that I wasn't aware, I forgot. I received some alerts but those were reminders for my vehicle license renewals. Kept postponing them to when I had the chance to go for the renewal.

You know I don't want to go and do something and my Oga at the top would say another thing later. So I was waiting for my Oga at the top to give me the go-ahead. Das all!

VIO ke? Is it a type of lab test?

The two times I paid for a driver's license (2008 first issue and Jan this year because I didn't know it had expired since June the previous year) I never got within 100m of a license office. A colleague collected my photos, some bio-data and 5k cash on both occasions. License came back abt 3 days later.

Does this make the license fake?

Idowuogbo: Correct!

I fitn't shout. It's recently I start to believe when Slim Shady talk say top among the ppl that inspired his rap style and lyricism na Nas.

When I dey rap the "Hip Hop is dead", I almost enter trance. Track is esoteric.

Next to learn on my list is "One Mic".

Chai! So Jennyfat is in Enugu? Wish I'd jam her one day in traffic.

See Osuofia's telescopic kissing mouth like praying mantis. I hope she didn't have any bad dream that night.

yuzedo: Huh?! Op, bro, do u live in 0-bedrrooms flat??
I lives in BANANA ISLAND so the house is sooooooo big (wit swiming pull) dat ma dineing table is far from my penthouse room downstair so i need to take okada if i needed to go to dineing table.bacause Is too far. i dont botherr

LOL. Monkey!

Dining table? Dining table? Shey it's that big thingy with long legs and big flat top? My bro and I used it to play egg when we were younger. Dunno where it is now. And I can't have it occupying too much space in my own house. Am I a learner?

I prefer eating in the parlour on the floor. Sometimes in the room. On the floor too. Plenty of space for the plenty plates.

I rap. I don't sing.
Today it was Nas' verse in Lil Wayne's "Outro" track frm Carter IV, "Ether" and "Hip Hop is dead". I like the way my fone sounds in the bathroom. Acoustics thing. Das all!

I use the loo only in the mornings before bathing. And by then I'd be running late to leave for work so I rarely have much time to waste there. Even on weekends when I'm free, I hardly spend time there after doing the main business.

On the contrary, when I'm most mentally active and get inspirations, ideas, is when I'm showering. Don't know how it happens, but when I shower, songs just get made up in my head, story-lines for novels, etc. Wish it could last longer.

Ada you complained about the board being boring.

Tell a funny joke. Me I've tried.

Most of the activities in the Jokes section has been over-run by juvenile postings so I hardly make any comment there. Just browse in, scan through threads and move on. Quietly.

Ok. Here's another one. Don't know if you'll get the joke sha. Enjoy:

Chike and his friend Boniface went out into the forest to hunt anu nchi. This was Bonny's first time ever hunting, so he was following Chike's lead.

Chike then sighted a small herd of antelopes ahead and told Boniface to stay in the exact spot he was and be extremely quiet. :x Chike then went forward.

After a few mins, Chike heard a loud scream of agony. He ran back and asked Bonny what happened.

Boniface said "there was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed.

Then there was this leopard that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."

"So then, what made you scream?" Asked Chike exasperated.

"Well" Boniface continued, "two squirrels came and climbed up my trouser then I overheard them say 'should we take these nuts home or eat them now?'"

mydex93: they are still booting..Dnt u knw d question u asked sef was way out of context..so dey've got 2 reconcile ur scatterrd words back in2 understandable terms so it cud be analysed and further looked in2..so u av 2 wait patiently uhn..ur ansa is on d way

My brain just hung now.

Lemme try... Ctrl+Alt+Del...

mydex93: Whao!!!..dts a v big question that only d gods can ansa o..maybe u shud try consulting em'

Someone said I shld ask Mmuo Okija or Pagan 9ja. I've sacrificed two bow-legged pregnant cocks and a one-eyed hump-backed snake. The gods are still scratching their heads as we speak.

Tjohnnay: tell 2 baba make him gv ur der numbr make u marry dm na

LOL. Na Tokumbo wife be dat na (abi Naija-used sef). Mileage go don over high. My GF dey fresh. I no want issues.

Soso990240: they got served..their life dream na 2 born 4 celebrity..e dn hapn nah

It's not right. Too many bad blood and animosity will arise if he doesn't handle the matter properly (wondering how he'd do it).

Not wanting to sound cliche, but Karma is real. He would have generations of people laying curses on him and his family.

Not right at all.

I have a question: Now that he's made plans to marry Macaulay, what'll happen to the other ladies who have children for him?

Hmmm. I'd always thought the parents were indifferent to her lifestyle.

Maybe her mum is yet to see the pics of her taken through her balcony window with no single clothing and a stick of "suspicious cigarette" in her hand. Wonder what she'll say about that?

What's it with Rihanna and weed anyway? She's not Jamaican na.

Ada here's one:

A guy named Willy is sitting in a bar bragging that he knows everybody. So his pally bets N1000 that the next person to walk into the bar doesn't know him. Somebody walks in and says "hey Willy, wassup?".

So d guy bets N10,000 that Willy doesn't know d first person they see walking on the street. They go outside and see someone coming into the bar who just says "Willy ha far na?"

Provoked, the guy bets Willy 50k that he doesn't know the president. So they drive up to Aso Rock and the SSS guys at the gate say "Willy, you know you can't just show up here like this." Then a convoy pulls up with Oga Jona in it and he rolls down a window and says "Willy Willy, how far na? How ya people?" Even madam Patience hallas from the other side of the car "greet them for me O".

The other guy is about to go gaga. He bets N1,000,000 that Willy doesn't know the Pope. So they catch a plane and head to the Vatican. Willy now says, "ok, just watch that balcony over there. I'm goin to come out with the Pope. So he goes up there and looks down to see his pally fainting. He then goes down and says "Guy are you that surpried to see that I know the Pope?". The friend is like "hmmmn, it's not it O. Liver just cut me now when somebody walked behind me and said "who is that old man up there standing with Willy Willy?"

♥Royal♥Charm♥:
These 3 Ladies are Pure Nigerian Kweens. ♥♥♥

What a Lucky Nation to be Blessed with such Gorgeous Thick Lipped Kweenz.

Sarcasm.

jude33084: In Shell aptitude text 3rd class did better than the so called 2nd class upper

One 2nd class upper from Delsu that graduated from masscom couldn't spell "broadcasting"

How come? Did Shell invite 3rd class degree holders also?

Studio CFR: Give me one good reason why I should support an Ibo football club?

I know you to be better than this. Stop trolling.

There are no dots. The square blocks create an optical illusion of dots in those small circular spaces.

Felix is 19. He may be tried in court. Stanley is a minor.
Or worse, it may end up as a family matter.

Breezy is young. Wizzy is young. Guess CB has gotten an age mate to pally with whenever he is in West Africa.

Peter boy: thats long overdue, hope hes convicted of Tax invasion

Okaaay? As in he invaded their Tax office?
Now that is veery bad!