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Chai. The man was once handsome.

freecocoa: Wtf! Holy infant jesus!

No need to blaspheme na.

Someone should please tell me those are contact lenses.

Scarification and modification I can stomach.

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Chief how come?
U don zap all the data wey dey for Naija O!

ITbomb: Airtel is best for me and my business, any client can give me any number and I just call without knowing which network is it.
Airtel to MTN @ N10 per min is even cheaper than MTN to MTN @ N15 per min

My MTN to MTN is N6 per min.

Believe me, I was just about creating a thread on a similar topic. But in the opposite direction!!!

Airtel is the worst data network I've come across yet. I can hardly get a stable HSDPA connection and I check that across different locations in Enugu, so nobody should tell me it's because of my location.

I previously used Glo BIS on my android device which was extremely economical (3GB for N1,400) but ever since that APN got blocked, I had to fall back on Airtel and browsing has been a downer for me ever since. Speedtest can't even measure the speed on my Airtel line. Keeps telling me "Error in network connection". All because of slow speeds.

Glo is definitely my network of choice anyday. Even in off-city locations like 9th Mile corner. Attached screenshots are of download speeds using my Glo line.
Airtel just wouldn't work. Wonder who they do all those "Fast", "Millionaire by 24 years" adverts for?

igbsam: I once drank this cobra wine when i visited india...believe me you, it has a great taste. Its mild and very smooth in the mouth. After i drank it, i started feeling heat from the inside for about 5mins and then i went to ease myself, you need to see the colour of my urine, yellowish. The chinese man told me, i had so much dirt in me and i've just pissed them out. My brothers and sisters, after an hour or so, u need to see how lite i am. I felt energized and the babe wey i knack dat night sef know say something jam her. Its very medicial

You drank snake poison and you brag about it. Snake poison that causes multiple organ failure. Why did your urine suddenly change colour?

You drank snake poison.
Sorry.

Location? Price? Mileage?

I heit Niggerian chicks with dack-skeeined tick leeps. No offeeinse
Never truss a niggerian girls with red tartwo. Green wyte green is ok. Alright? Truss me

dabrake: unfortunately, no 'likes' for your post.

As at 7:46pm, he has 35 likes.

You have just 3.

ypzilanti: So they were smoking weed when they gave him the degree? unless they will also sack someone (or people) for fraudulently awarding the certificate in the first place, they should all shut the Faaak up.

Uzor kalu is worst thing that ever happened to Abia State, but T.A. Orji is second worse thing that ever happened to Abia State.

I rate OUK far higher than TAO in all ramifications.

bigx: Always on Blue

Ba?
Didn't his mum ask him why he was always wearing blue?

The article looks like one of those stories you'd read from The Sun Newspapers: colourful and full of unabashed adulations. Like cheap trinkets.

The lady is hot though. And has got poise. Hope to hear more good stories about her. In major-hit movie titles.

The dog looks albeenoes

Esesuper: Mileage is 199,000 km? That's quite high.
What's d last price?

I dont think it's that high. Translates to roughly 119,400 miles.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Makeup transforms faces bobo. Nothing on her face looks drastic enough to look like surgery in my opinion. Mana ikebe ha? Hmm.[/size]

Nose looks more pointy in the latter picture and the eyes are now slanted.

Ijele-igbo:
I want to Bleep Nicki

Okay. Get in line. Even Eminem has been waiting for years.

I have says it and I will always says it; never sail your soul to any Niggerian girls, especially dark-skeinned eeegbo girls. No oofieense.
Maybe light-skeins ones, no?

Face your studies, graduate and secure a job that pays twice her current wage. There are several of such. Chick needs a reality check.

By the ways, how was you clemming to to hellping her gets a job? Are you a guvnors? Naughty student!

Lord knows I hate iPhones passionately for no reason. Even if given one as a gift, I'd bear the loss of re-sale and go buy a Galaxy Note II.

I don't intend to fuel any animosity. I just require conviction: what edge (specs, user experience, etc) does an iPhone have over a Galaxy SIII? Lets even leave the Note out of this.

De Wisedon: After rendering a special number in my church.she walked up to me and said "u hav a nice voice". My pple i don f**k her 2otimes in two weeks

Which church is that? BLW or Winners? I'm just curious.

What is love?

Apart from the allegation by the OP, I did not see anything else to confirm that she is a lesbian.

You can't tell me that all body-building females are lesbians.

I try to have a major achievement every time I turn a multiple of 5 years (15, 20, 25). Bought the car at 25 on savings. Honda Baby Boy N900,000. Currently 27 and still enjoying the ride though lately I've been looking at the 2007 model with one kain eye. Time will tell sha. I'm still checking some things.

rokiatu: Yea right I sure as hell ain't shock to see Liberia there.

Lord what happen to our country?

Rokia, is u a Librarianese?!

@OP, I'm shocked that Nigeria is not on the list. I can't breathe properly.
Is it a good thing?

Duke_Nija: He doesn't need it! Life is not by muscle

Ba? Who knows? It may even be big muscle up; small muscle down.

delors: Rural-to-Rural boys...una no wan commot for Ile Ife? How una go know wetin dey happen for outside world? Haba, take a trip down Lagos, see sea, sky scrapers, BRT, area boys, Ozone, Galleria, Shoprite, SWE bar, De Marquee, etc...na only Modakeke, Lagere n Ilesha una just siddon put...SMH

My friend, lock up ur hole. You that have listed all the locations, what other place besides Lagos do you know?

UD101: AirForce Pri. Sch. Enugu
UniveRsity of Nigeria Secondary School Enugu CamPus
Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka

Your pry sch is just across the street from my house.