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 Crime › Re: Robbers Invade Peace Mass Transit Park In Nsukka by Tinyemeka(m): 10:41pm On Dec 14, 2012 |
jack4u: I suspect and insider did dis job,don't be suprised it might be one of the ticketing officer,I mean one of the ladies they dat did dis job,I felt it a plan deal may be perharps the manager might be also be involved in dis deak,cos the way igbo love money only God will save dem,dey don't mind going extra length to get that money no mata wat it will cost,the manager said he alert the police story,or as he forgoten that the police still has they own cut fr dat money.abeg ma I hear word jare!!!Crap. It's always easy to claim that 'an insider supplied info'. A tout or someone posing as a passenger can also monitor activities in the park there. If an insider was involved, why didn't the person supply the robbers with the perfect timing, as against them striking when most of the cash had been moved to the bank? |
| Politics › Re: How Okonjo-Iweala's Mother Escaped From Kidnappers - Police by Tinyemeka(m): 10:09pm On Dec 14, 2012 |
*** Clears throat and munches on a piece of kolanut in a manner reminiscent of Okonkwo in 'Things Fall Apart' *** Whether the Queen Mother escaped from the kidnappers or the kidnappers escaped from the Mother Queen is talk for another day. An eighty-something year old Queen of a Mother does not run in broad daylight for nothing. It is either the Queen is after some kidnappers, or some kidnappers are after the Queen. The gods are wise! In the meantime, no need blaming the policemen. They may have "swung into action and stormed" the hideout (yeah, yeah. They always do that). But that was after Mother Queen had fled the area rescued by Zorro riding on a keke Napep. Or is it an okada sef?  I rest my case. 2 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is Zenith Banks Salary For Entry Level (teller) Staff. by Tinyemeka(m): 7:52pm On Dec 14, 2012 |
aca77: This is more like the real info. I would have been amazed if Zenith bank still pays as much as N100k to entry level staff, worst of all tellers. Some banks pay tellers around N40-N50k, and it's not as if those ones are less competent than the tellers in Zenith. If you know how many people apply to these banks daily, and are even willing to accept N30k/month, you would understand why Zenith can't be such a father christmas by paying N100k. N100k is a huge entry level salary in these days of extreme unemployyment, for real.PeoplePlus is now the employer/outsourcing firm. Not ZB. |
| Career › Re: Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria Apart From The Oil Industry. by Tinyemeka(m): 1:57pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
tanimola22: At what level?2nd level. Gross pay. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Best Rappers,both Dead And Alive! by Tinyemeka(m): 1:05am On Dec 11, 2012 |
1) Eminem 2) Biggie 3) Tupac 4) Nas 5) Lil Wayne 6) Jay Z 7) Bone Thugs  Tech N9ne9) Busta Rhymes 10) The likes of KRS1, Mos Def, Ice Cube, (Dr Dre?) should not be included in the list above. They belong to a different class of their own. |
| Phones › Re: Samsung Releases Jelly Bean 4.1.2 For Android Update! by Tinyemeka(m): 10:45am On Dec 09, 2012 |
I'm just curious. Can it be installed on a rooted SGSII? |
| Phones › Re: MTN Nigeria Throttle Blackberry Usage Speeds For Subscribers. by Tinyemeka(m): 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Please O, is MTN BIS really unlimited? How can I use it on a Galaxy SII? Abeg. I bought a 1GB bundle last night and as of this evening, I'd already used up 550 MB. Definitely not a pleasant prospect that my N3500 would be exhausted before the week runs out. How do I activate MTN BIS on Samsung Galaxy please?  |
| Phones › Re: Is The Android Market Available In Nigeria? by Tinyemeka(m): 10:13pm On Nov 24, 2012 |
Dara216: whn u get the android phone,the best way to enjiy ur fone is by activatibg airtel bis in it.its 1gb/month at 1.2k(pocket friendly at well).there r other bundles wt etisalat and glo startig frm 5k upwards shqNne pls give me a step-by-step guide abeg. I loaded my Airtel line in my Samsung fone and sent the shortcode for 1 month BIS subscription. 1,400 was deducted sharpally but I still cant browse without them having to charge my credit. It's very frustrating because their customer care line is totally non-existent. My money is just about to go down the drain. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone And Why Did You Use It? by Tinyemeka(m): 8:55pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Hmm... I'd been thinking of interesting songs to download. Guess I have a list handy in this thread.  @ topic, my Samsung: 'How to love' by Lil Wayne. Song has a great opening. Nokia: 'Not Afraid' by Eminem. Song gives me morale. But I'm thinking of changing it soon. Sounds too cocky. BB: Tune FurElise. Innocent tune. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone And Why Did You Use It? by Tinyemeka(m): 8:46pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
fittty: Ca$hing Out by Ca$h Out...LOL. Cash out is the term used for an ATM that has exhausted the cash loaded. As in money don finish. |
| Phones › Re: Airtel Adjusted Their Data Bundle by Tinyemeka(m): 4:04am On Nov 21, 2012 |
I was led to believe that one could you Airtel BIS on any mobile device. I bought a new line, registered it, loaded it with airtime and sent the short code for BIS subscription using my Samsung Galaxy. My airtime was debited immediately and I started browsing. Not knowing that they were instead, charging my main account. Network disconnected immediately the airtime was exhausted. Now I can't browse with the line.  Is there anything I'm not doing right? |
| Car Talk › Re: Why Do Driving Schools Use Volkswagen Beetle To Teach Driving? by Tinyemeka(m): 12:16pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Yinkay: Because nothing kills a Beetle!LOL. But beetles can be squashed na. As regards the car, I think it's cos it's cheap, has well-reinforced bumpers in the event of an accident, and no matter how hard you throttle, you can't over-speed (for the over-zealous learners). Besides that, the rattle of the car would warn those ahead of it's approach. 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Jim Ovia Donates N1Billion To Flood Victims by Tinyemeka(m): 3:53pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
floriana: The evil man finally does a good deed! Impressive! But what are the strings attached? cos I trust Jim to milk bigger payoff from the system for this. He can never be totally altruistic. |
| Politics › Re: Jim Ovia Donates N1Billion To Flood Victims by Tinyemeka(m): 2:53pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
floriana: The evil man finally does a good deed! Impressive! But what are the strings attached? cos I trust Jim to milk bigger payoff from the system for this. He can never be totally altruistic.Why do you call him an evil man? Someone makes a donation of N1B and the first thing you do is to call him evil. Please explain. |
| Romance › Re: Girls, How Would You Like To Be Asked Out? by Tinyemeka(m): 1:17pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
Last time I asked a girl out and she declined (because of upcoming exams) was seven years ago. Though I know I didn't play my cards nor present my scopes well. Unfortunately these days, I have to be doing the dodging most of the time. Hunter now the hunted.  @ OP, there is nothing to it. Close-mark the lady and monitor her likes, dislikes, behaviour, things she tends to admire. And mimic them. She gets to like you. Don't rush things. Asking her out can come later. But get her to notice you often. Always be in her picture. You must have gotten her number na. Follow-up with calls. "Just that you stopped by to say hi". Frequent text messages. A time'll come when she'll begin to wonder if you are actually going to do anything more beyond calls and greetings and sms. Me I like playing the element of suspense and surprise. For you to succeed in all these, you must display some qualities O! Neatness (indispensable), smartness, self-confidence, a little bit of humour; she'll remember you for always making her laugh or smile. But if you are going to do all these, be ready to go all the way with her O. I hate it when her hopes are raised so high and the guy does not actually intend to be serious with the relationship. Likewise vice-versa. Alternatively, if you do not wish to go through all these long processes, just stroll up to her from the back, while she's chatting up someone, grab her by her waist, spin her around to face you, grasp her two wrist and sing to her face in your deepest Barry voice: 'Nne, ka anyi yi ba'.  It works like magic. 2% of the time sha. |
| Travel › Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment At The US Embassy, Abuja/Lagos by Tinyemeka(m): 1:01pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
These mods must really be using something psychedelic and hallucinatory. Probably a depressant. US embassy? Is it a kind of gym? Ugba joint? Garri factory? Where it it? I only know of 'Amala Embassy' at Ogui junction. I got embarrassed the day they brought only 2 wraps of the stuff instead of the usual 4 wraps I normally request. 7 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Protestants Use The Rosary? by Tinyemeka(m): 12:28pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
SimonAndal: Minion: Your gruesomeness, these puny mortals are at it again with their prayer stuff. Finally!So, you've been the RedBugito?! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Tinyemeka(m): 9:15pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Foxy_Rebirth: I was going through the dictionary to check meaning of words while reading an exciting novel, it later occurred to me, if it is to be Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that is to teach us simple proverbs and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary...It's unfortunate that you claim to have coined those phrases but I've read them before, not less than two years ago. And then they were attributed to Pastor Chris Okotie. You could have at least claimed to have read them somewhere rather than giving the impression of being the author. Too cheap. 2 Likes |
| Travel › Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by Tinyemeka(m): 8:48pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
HQ: Well, all that's left is to wish them a Safe Journey back home.Laaffsss. Serious clown. Hey you forgot to add that one of the two famous brief actors aki got married (and is already expecting a child ba?); Govt has withdrawn the subsidy on petrol, we now have to wait for piss-powered generators, since solar ones obviously don't work in Naija; subsidy has also been withdrawn for garri; Dame Patience went to Germany for her siesta and has been missing in grammartical action ever since her return; oh and when coming, do remember to pack your own mini nuclear power plant cos that the next target by the govt as they do not seem ready for an effective power minister. Safe journey and if you see anything like Dana Air fake fear of heights. |
| Politics › Re: Geometric To Extend Power Project To Onitsha, Nnewi by Tinyemeka(m): 1:13pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
The man conditioned and adapted perfectly. Resigning as the power minister and settling comfortably into his role as CEO of the power company. You can recognise a high achiever anywhere anyday. |
| Phones › Re: What Do You Do With Mostly With Your Samsung Galaxy S2 by Tinyemeka(m): 3:01pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
Honestly I bought mine just last night and the excitement is already begining to wear off. The speed is the first thing to piss me off. I've been eyeing my BB with increasing interest. All these lie lie Android freaks. I should have gone for BB 9930 |
| Computers › Re: What Is Your Laptop's Rating? by Tinyemeka(m): 8:47pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
snoopy: Lol no offence taken, for the sole reason of my conviction that you are not very familiar with computer hardwares. Or maybe I should ask what you think is the "lie" is it that the hardware I quoted there does not exist? Or that such hardware can't give u a rating of 7.1? If the latter is the case then you are not very familiar with computer hardwares. I actually attached a screen shot in the first post but somehow the thing didn't appear, probably cuz am using a mobile. Probably u missed the part where I said I didn't buy the laptop off a store shelf, I built it to my own specs from HP....processor rating is 7.6, ram - 7.9, aero graphics - 7.1, gaming graphics - 7.1, HD transfer rate 7.5I rest my case. It's quite obvious I'm a novice in hardware archi compared to you. Though I read the part where you stated 'customised', I didn't believe the 12GB RAM bit. You use the machine for 3D archi drawings, then I understood. Sorry. Hope we cool? 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 10 People From Your Past Who Will Haunt You On Facebook by Tinyemeka(m): 7:46pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
Finally, it's only the 'Nutjob' I'll bother responding to. |
| Career › Re: Meet Some Of Dangote Truck Drivers by Tinyemeka(m): 12:56pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
Billyonaire: Haulage company. Am just emphasizing that salary of 300k to 400k for a truck driver is normal on the sector.Bro please quote what you know. I'm aware of Chisco Transport (haulage) salaries for mates and drivers. And it is nowhere near the figures you quoted. 1 Like |
| Computers › Re: What Is Your Laptop's Rating? by Tinyemeka(m): 12:15pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
HP Pavilion g6 Windows Rating 4.7 But my former machine with lower specs had a higher rating. I don't know why. Intel Core i3-2350M 2.3GHz 640GB HDD 4GB RAM |
| Computers › Re: What Is Your Laptop's Rating? by Tinyemeka(m): 12:02pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
snoopy: Mine 7.1 - dv 7 7000 quad edition customised with my preferred specs from H.P. RAM - 12Gb, processor - intel 3rd generation core i7 (8 processors), nvidia 2gb dedicated graphics card, SSD hard drive.For no reason whatsoever, I think you are lying. No offfiense! Post a screen-shot showing your system specs. |
| Politics › Re: Today Is Nuhu Ribadu's Birthday. Your Wish Or Advice To Him. by Tinyemeka(m): 11:53am On Nov 11, 2012 |
acidtalk: You sure say mallam no get?There you have it! I see where you stand. And you were yapping about having only matured comments and people around. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Kelly Hansome Defends Tonto Dike: Until Ya'll Drop Your Songs Shut-up by Tinyemeka(m): 11:35am On Nov 11, 2012 |
Alusi Okija, what's your own? It's common-sense. What was just needed was for someone to come out and publicly state the obvious, which Kelly Handsome did. The song 'It's over' is even ok by Naija acting-turned-singing standards sef. |
| Nairaland General › Re: M Bored So Humour Me? :( by Tinyemeka(m): 10:45am On Nov 10, 2012 |
Funny I just stumbled into this thread again. Didn't even know I'd posted before. @ Ms. Potato, did you have potatoes for breakfast that morning? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Jilted UI Student Drinks Bleach by Tinyemeka(m): 9:50am On Nov 10, 2012 |
Mynd_44: The girl is stupîd and unintelligent. The worse thing than atempting suicide is not dying from the act. Cos now you have to live with it for the rest of your miserable live.It's such comments as these that'll make her attempt to kill herself again (and probably succeed). What are you feeling like? |
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