₦airaland Forum

ijustdey:
http://punchng.com/boko-haram-planning-to-kidnap-expatriates-warn-us-uk/

eyeview:
Am sorry zenith doesn't have account package for minors. I think diamond has kids savings account

Pweedycutie:
Diamomd bank has an account for underaged named coolteens and kiddies for children.....i was operating one at a certain time

costandi:
A staff of wema bank confirmed this. They have no branch in Enugu.

omenkaLives:
Nice one from the Ineffectual Buffoon.

RIP Yaradua.

Good morning Nigeria.

infantlion:
Hello fellow Nairanders,

Once upon a time in 2016, I fell in love with a beautiful damsel who happened to be a virgin. We became very intimate and had great sex.After sex, she always thanked me for making her feel so extraordinary.As at that time, I was madly in love with her.

We got engaged in December 2016 in a grant style due to the fact that am working as a graduate engineer in a multinational firm.

I sincerely had the intention of taking her to the altar until early February, my friend alerted me that he saw my girl in a club with four(4) young men...I got worried and quickly called, her phone rang, no response.I gave her 458 missed calls until later in the evening, she answered"Nkem, am so sorry, I was sleeping while your calls came through"

I wept and called my friend to confirm if his is very sure of what he told me...He insisted.I kept wondering, how could an engaged woman flirt around with guys? I was shocked because I got 95% of what women need-money, good sex,good looking, good job e.t.c

In a nutshell, I invited her to my place and interrogated her and she admitted that she went to club with those guys but nothing happened.No woman would truly agree that she "spreaded" her legs for another man.

My feelings for her crashed to 0%..She pleaded for 30 days until she involved my pastor.My pastor told me to embrace forgiveness which I did...We started all over again and she promised to be faithful, loyal and honest at all times..

A month later she took in.The badnews came as a shock to me because I never cum inside her whenever we had sex...I quickly rushed to see my family doctor.He told me there is 100% chances of any woman to get pregnant with the method I adopted.

Due to the fact that my feelings for her is still at 0%, I begged her for an abortion and she replied"over my dead body"..Her family called me and I told them I am not ready and they threatened to arrest me...They sent her to my house last week with her protruded stomach without my consent...It was very late and I had no choice than to let her in.

Luck ran out of her this morning when she got a call from one Pastor Mike...I was curious to know if it is "hygienic" for a pastor to call a beautiful damsel in the early hours of the day...I questioned her and she told me the guy is a genuine pastor...
Me:pastor of which church?
She:Catholic Church
Do catholic church ordain pastors?

I called the so-called Pastor Mike and he said, he is not a pastor.

I have contacted my family and friends, but am not yet comfortable with their counsel.

One good thing about Nairanders is that from the bad, the good and the ugly comments, a wise OP should be able to get something out of nothing.

Long live Nairanders!!!
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!

MasterChen:
Cucumber records sounds like a nice record label name uno OR Cucumber Music Group (CMG)
https://i.imgsafe.org/c8508116b2.jpg

That could be her selling point if she's smart enough to use that

greatjoshy:
hmmm kogi again.... has anyone noticed that every news that comes from Kogi is always odd??

lofty900:
She suddenly became hyperactive? heard she was high on tramadol. say no to drug abuse but if you must take tramadol, just take only 50mg, don't go ahead and start taking 1000mg because ur friends are taking 1000mg. And dilute it with water. Everybody's system is not the same. She that have ears......

2shure:
But seriously
Wtf
Africa is just backwards men
Wtf
Wtf.
He means no beef
They aint age mates
Secondly he gor his own style
At least he waved a hand.
And said hello.
Everybody gor his or her own pride.
Tell me uve not acted that way to anyone before.
Be it in a club
Church
Party
On the street
While driving your car
In the mall
We r all bunch of pretenders

Limitednow:
Buhari fighting corruption indeed.

This Babachir Lawal is a high criminal, I just confirmed the diamond bank account with my app

NaijaMutant:
I'm loving this drama

APC Youth recommends Bisi Akande an APC chieftain for psychiatric test.

MY TAKE: Bisi Akande should not go alone, he must go with Tinubu, Akiolu, Sarrki, Omenkalives,

kindly help me nominate other patients

holuwhagbenga:
I Started My career as a customer care agent with Etisalat (contract staff) four(4) years ago(April19-2013), with good attitude to work and no issue.Surprisingly few days ago My Appointment Got Terminated with other colleagues mine on the same date I was employed(April-19-2017-Exactly 4years) without any reason.. This is totally unacceptable..
(April-19/2013 to April-19/2017)


The Saddest Part of My story is that I got the termination letter few weeks to My Wedding Day......

So confused and I don't know what to do...
#WhatACountry
#Recession
#ProblemSharedProblemSolved
#EtisalatNigeriaMassSacking

You can Share...

nnokwa042:
That lady got what we Igbo people called ukwu nnu as in salt waist

CXLVII:
An average Afonja like Fayose is greater than any igbo man, dead or alive. Cowards!


None of your governors could stand up for him and you blaming Afonja for the cause of all your problems.


Did afonja make the east a land-locked and red mud region?


Did Afonja make it under developed?

Your lots attitude got u to where your lots stand today. Irrelevant!

UnknownT:
LOL!!!! As who him suppose snap dey camera shy,wetin una wan make him do?

Hope say him salary no be by how many pictures him snap buhari per day , if not........

Would have loved to see his former title before this one

TheCabal:
IPOB set out to disgrace Nigeria.

They are the only one, who do this... I swear down

Sanchez01:
I guess it is safe to say an Afonja who is supposed to be a coward out muscled five lions in the guise of a governor. I just hope they convert his honourary title to a real one and give him one of the Easter states to govern so he can continue his good works on stomach rehabilitation.

FFK might be lucky to get the office of Minister of Communication

HungerBad, it has happened! Fayose has made it into Noah's ark

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Nne5:
You see why I keep saying any man that hits me would be good as dead?
Just how women endure abusive relationships/marriages is a wonder to me.

I can't believe this.

JustCurious:
Hmmm
Your post is thought provoking.
Greatness ends here on earth.
All of our self development and degrees become useless the moment we close our eyes in death.

"WHAT is man that thou art mindful of him..?"

mykelmeezy:
hehehe


Nigerian official

killing potential since 1802


but wetyn.consan me

RisingUp:
WATCH THE FIGHT HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqVSxJydQc4

HungerBAD:
Send him back to jail.

This Mo.ron does not know how to function properly outside.

The law is the law,and is not a respecter of anybody that has broken it.

There are no sentiments attached. And if Nnamdi Kanu has violated the terms of his bail conditions,then he should be taken back into custody.

He is not special,so not above the law.

I hope the the Prosecutors and Judge sees these pictures.

gberra:
Hahaha!!.. You wan kill her abi. This one go die finish. Kanu's anus still dey hot, he never still recover.

IPOBS are Mad

toofit007:
well let me reserve my comment for now but I trust our leader mazi nnamdi kanu that he will never succumb to such conviction. Kanu should bear it in mind that I did not face live bullet and teargas at Aba for 'restructuring' I almost gave my life at Aba because of 'Biafra restoration' .our director should take note of that, well I trust my director he will re-educate those illiterate ohaneze idigbo why biafra restoration is more important than restructuring.

omenkaLives:
Watch the irritable kids flood this place to curse and insult their grand fathers and mothers.

Left for me alone, the first option is best- kick them the fvck out so they can go make an Abu Dhabi out of their five villages.

Nonsense.

Omagzee:
I almost made FCT if not for the guy above me. Oga your network must be 10g+

All these little motorcycles(scooters): their engine have just one piston. Can we then call them one stroke engine.