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I don't understand how a man can be raped while 'unconscious' because in my simple understanding of mechanical engineering, the piston will require a functional hydraulic pump which in turn requires a running engine...which requires electrical impulses from command and control, aka the brain box....
Once again, if a man is knocked unconscious.... how does his "excavator' work....

The brain still fires impulses, even when the individual is unconscious. What do you think, keeps the heart beating, even when unconscious?

Why do guys get early morning boners?

Here to learn.

I feel humbled when I realise that people have to survive on such amount for 30 whole days!

May God bless you wherever you may be.

October 1st cha?

What's wrong with August 1st? Or even July 1st?

Clowns. They should match action with words. Not empty vituperations!

decatalyst:
Trust Davido to start with "baddest! #dopegame #showcancelled #notimetowaste #lowturnout #SuperStarPerformstoSoldoutCrowdOnly #OBO #shitmanagement #oloribukumofos #iamballing #boozetogoaround"

LOL. Be like say na you be him twitter manager.

seunmsg:
Unfortunately, the agitators of Biafra think they can achieve their aim through blackmail and propaganda. The earlier they realise that war is the only option to breakup the country, the better for them. If they want to go through the 1967 route again, so be it.

When were you born?

Toke Makinwa wrote a book. Naijasinglegirl also wrote a book, which in my view, was more sought after than Toke's. I wouldn't want to make assumptions on NSG's financial status.

Some people have already attributed Toke's book sale as the enabler in her recent vehicle acquisition. Anyone who believes should also know that I usually pee martini at 12noon any day it rains.

Proudlyngwa:
What is the most logical answer to this question

11 x 11 =4
22 x 22 = 16
33 x 33 =

Totally overrated elementary aptitude test.

Quit misusing the term genius.

UnknownT:
Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Aero

TarOrfeek:
Please is anything wrong with the way these ladies are dressed. And those of us in public Universities in Nigeria, how much of this dressing is acceptable even in a Final Year Forum dinner party.

Makerere university is in Kampala, Uganda.

CrownStarPro:
Please NLanders, don't insult me oh... I need your candid advice. I have been processing my way to be her boyfriend. I started crushing on her since last year August. I avoided the friend zone sha.. Tho its not easy.

Now, I'm very close to getting her and she's telling me that she has suffered heartbreaks from many guys and hence she want to be a Lesbian.

The word sounded like DJ mix in my ears until she confirmed what she said by repeating it. I know when she's serious and the way she said it...She seems very serious about it.

Since morning, my chest just dey do me some how... I haven't told her to be my GF.

BTW, she's 17 going to 18 and I turned 20 recently.

I have thought about leaving her and just being her friend but I also have this urge that I can convince her but I don't know how...



She calls me romantic names and I call her romantic names too. I stood for her when her dad died, and she stood for me when I lost my brother.

She responds to my chats and messages quickly and accordingly.

She calls me at times just to know if I'm okay.

I know all these are green lights but this LESBIANISM of a thing took me aback....

She told me she is a boy in girl form.

Please... I need advice on what to do next. I love her.

Show her pic lemme see.

Can this bridal gown be permissible in a Catholic wedding?

Dottore:
In my mother's village it costs just one kolanut with 4 stalks and 200naira worth of gun powder handed over to the eldest whose role it is to intermediate. . (a kind of Court registrar).

Where is this please? Ebonyi?

The immaturity and jejune nature of comments on NL could get one very depressed sometimes. It gets all the more hopeless when the stupidity is displayed in the overwhelming majority.

Please and please, a happy marriage is not based on how sharp the spouse looks. Sure she may be very pretty, but is that how she always looks even without make-up? What about her attitude, character, virtuosity and understanding of the husband?

The news reported that she took him to court, sought and obtained financial relief against him, yet people are still berating him for leaving her. I'm just weak.

Na wa o. Comments on the first page have gotten me confused o.

My colleague PH'd N100k late April and has gotten N140k back. He's increased his stake. Early March I was told one could get 2016 withheld mavro by commiting again. Due to obvious skepticisms, I tested with only N10k and got back N14k a month later. I was made to understand that the amount of 2016 macro one could get, was 10% of whatever you donate now.

Has anyone experienced any challenge recently?

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NwaObinkita:
Amaechi is my hero

He has proven over time that Change really begins with him.

The only minister that drives himself to work.
Long live the Lion of Ubima for being such a humble soul.

Crap upon absolute crap. I personally know an individual whose net worth comfortably exceeds N1b. Goes about in a convoy complete with armed policemen and DRIVES HIMSELF all the time I meet him when he comes into town! If you know how bad the road from Enugu to Ninth Mile is, you'll know what I'm talking about. Capt Emmanuel Iheanacho (former Interior minister and gubernatorial aspirant) once came to our office. And HE DROVE HIMSELF. Some people just can't forgo the pleasure of driving and wish to do it themselves, so quit making a mountain out of a mole hill. It's no big deal.

To think that I initially hated this woman and severely criticized her for attempting to marry someone who already had an undissolved marriage. Didn't know much about marriage and troublesome spouses then.

I'm sorry ma'am. Happy married life!

Guy in the first pic was just crumpled like a rag.

SalamRushdie:
I am still wondering what the Doctor could have done better with the way she arrived because he gave her all the right antibiotics (I am not to sure of the pcm IV he administered though) ..She had gone fully septic and the only solution there was to slow down her heart beat significantly, thin up the blood ,induce coma and hook her up to a dialysis machine to aid the kidney while antibiotics are being administered and I would also administer intravenous charcoal (very radical rough approach but her case was bad )

Won't the charcoal clog up her kidneys?

Airforce1:
From what I read here, he's not even a qualified doctor yet they allowed him to treat on a patient in critical condition.

Where were the senior doctors at that he had to call them on phone to seek for guardance..
Or are they short staffed?

You can't even spell guidance?

What then are you to determine a doctor's qualification?

onyenze123:
You know it will be difficult since catholic, Anglican and methodist church/ideology have a serious stronghold on the people of south east religion. Nnamdi criticized those churches because of their teachings on radio Biafra and some religious folks saw it as an attack on their religious ideology

FYI, Catholics and Anglicans are already identifying with Judaism. The visible link that connects Igbos with the Jews.

omenkaLives:
People like Abey and Merkel are standing behind, but those are leaders of some of the most advanced countries in the world. Now, what has where one stands in the photograph got to do with anything?

Well, your moniker is telling. Even if he stood on Trump's head, people like you would still have some trash to say.

Pitiable lot.

How far?

Have you collected your Ortomatic wee barrow?

NwaObinkita:

Nigeria will always be different.

And he is the only one not on a suit.

Osibanjo why are you like this...see as you be like korofo while the rest look presidential

Abegi!

Ngwa comment on what the IMF MD wore.

Electroweb:
Is the treasury bill rate a function of the amount invested or not? Meaning will someone who invests N1,000,000 in treasury bills enjoy the same rate as somone who invests N10,000,000?

The TB rate is not a function of the amount but rather (in most simplest terms) the lowest rate offered by a bidder in the primary market auction.

Auctions are held Wednesday every 2 weeks. The last pry mkt auction held 17.5.17 so the next auction is 31.5.17. Interested bidders should have submitted their bids before the auction date through their banks. You may bid at your discretionary rate or ask the bank to bid for you at it's selected rate. Bids are done for 91, 182 and 364 day tenors. Higher tenors command higher stop rates. Like I said earlier, amount does not determine the stop rate, the lowest bidder in whichever tranche does.

bizhop01:
If Treasury bill pay 13.9% in 90 days
for 10 million investment,how can it be 400k interest?

13.9% of N10m is N1,390,000, which is approximately the interest to be earned in 1 yr. 90 days is almost a quarter of a year and the interest should therefore be approximately N347,500. There are some fees to be paid (Treasury custodian, Mgt, etc) which in total may not be up to N5k.

Treasury bills earn way higher interests than FD. Downside is that the lowest tenor is 90 days, unlike 30 days for FD. However, you can trade your unmatured TB in the secondary market in the event of emergency cash need. Slightly lower rate.

TBs are not subject to withholding tax. FDs are.

P.S. The CBN in April raised the minimum investable amount for TB to N50m. But you can still approach your bank for much lower amounts. You can still invest.

Yazmin:
You are right.

13.9% of N10,000,000

For a 91day tenored bill is about N346,000(plus or minus).

Mind you 13% is the annual rate which should be discounted for 91 days to get the effective rate.

My field....

I concur!

lofty900:
I really love this bank. The most innovative bank in Nigeria. Moral of the story, treat ur workers well, make them happy and they'll give in their best.

What 4 true facts do you know about the bank in relation to performance and 'treating workers well'?
Real, verifiable facts.

jd1986:
Good, but he shouldn't rent a crib around independence layout or brown & brown area.... Asata or new market area is okay

But remember...Enugu girls like to do, to-do todo

LOL.

Crazeman!
Abakpa or Trans-Ekulu kwanu?

KemjikaEme:
Lol! True sha. Most Housemates are currently engaged in one venture or another.
Efe is about to shoot a music video.
Bisola has released a song.
Debbie and Bassey collaborated on a song.
Bally is doing charity work.
Miyonse is giving catering lectures.
Others are doing pretty well and engaged in different activities.
What is Tboss doing?

She's shooting a Nollywood movie.

Imbeciles.

From the COS to his principal.

ephi123:
Very comprehensive comment, good read.

I don't even have an issue with debt because it can be a good thing if managed well. Also, if the borrowed sums were being used for infrastructure and key development projects which would eventually pay for themselves then it makes sense.

Development projects such as?

The initial poster you quoted also said this:

4Play:
The reality is that we need to keep spending in control as Okonjo Iweala said in 2015. You cannot spend your way out of a currency crisis. I understand the need for infrastructure but the hurdle rate of return (particularly for a Nigerian government project) is insurmountable to make borrowing worthwhile: These infrastructure projects will not generate sufficient economic growth to produce enough tax revenues to cover the costs of the debt used to finance them. Reality is different from theory.