₦airaland Forum

Gkemz:
Why would Jude be this mischievous. Thats to show how selfish he's been managing the duos when he was the manager which forced peter to disembark. But peter settle your family dispute out of court and likewise social media.

That Jude is a thief o. Do you now see what he did? Advertise that PSquare would be coming to perform, then at the show proper, announce that Peter couldn't make it.

That's callous.

Sant1m:
This is the reason, because he does not belong to your party you are against him. people voted for him all over IMO to win, in njaba, ihiagwa, umuneke, omuma isiaku, orlu, isinweke everybody must not have sympathy for your party to be relevant.

You've just listed Owerri/Orlu axis.

Mention anywhere in Mbaise or Okigwe that voted for him. It's not just about the party.

Abagworo:
The reason is simple. Anambra doesn't want to be led by others. T. A. Orji emerged the forum chairman simply because Obi's tenure ended a year before others and he gave it temporarily. The obvious chairman is Rochas Okorocha as the oldest SE Governor in this 2015-2019 dispensation.

Okorocha is the reason for the breakup.

He's a treacherous Judas. A forever unrepentant one.

Zoharariel:
Arindin in Yoruba means i.mbecile. It means wawa in Hausa.

Thought wawa meant fool?

eiBADAn:
Guy I don laugh tire o. The Legend guzzler Na legendary experienced guzzler. He already knew how you people would end up and probably avoided embarrassment.

The guy still dey represent till today. Anytime I need to chill with drinks, all I need do is hook up with him. I almost always exceed my threshold before departing the scene.

noetic5:
Guaranty Trust Bank has being the pioneer of SMS banking which you can open an account, check account balance, transfer funds by just dialing *737#. Therefore, you do not need an internet connection to be able to bank on the go.

Unon Bank PLC is following suit with their latest introduction of SMS banking, into their banking system. However, unlike the GTB style of SMS banking, Union Bank has just one feature enabled in its SMS banking; which is the ''Check your balance''. According to them, other features like transfer funds, view transaction history, etc will be introduced with time.

For now, you can use your mobile phone to check your account balance on your Union bank account, without using the internet by just texting ''Bal'' to 20123

For me, this is a great achievement from the bank, they are making it easy for people to bank on the go instead of going to the bank.

Share your thoughts in the comment section

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Source: http://www.napiztech.com/2016/06/union-bank-sms-banking.html

Since time Imo river.

franciskaine:
Wills and Intestate Laws
A last will and testament dictates who inherits a deceased person’s assets, including bank accounts if they are mentioned in the will. The will undergoes probate, taxes are assessed and the executor distributes the assets. A person who does not leave a will has died intestate. If no other provisions were made regarding the bank accounts, the state determines beneficiaries using its intestate laws. The probate court assigns an administrator who distributes all of the assets, including bank accounts, using the list of heirs in the state’s statutes of descent. The list begins with the closest living relative of the deceased person and continues through the line of descent. Under state laws, the bank might be required to send the funds to the state’s unclaimed property office if the rightful owner cannot be located.

http://budgeting.thenest.com/happens-bank-accounts-someone-dies-26027.html

Yours is in the state of Ohio. The onus lies on the probate court (by extension the administrator) to prove that all actions have been exhausted in searching for a living relative.

Excerpt:

5. WHAT HAPPENS IF THERE IS NO WILL?

If someone dies without a valid will, he or she is “intestate.” [b]Even if the decedent dies intestate, his or her probate assets are almost never turned over to the State of Florida. [/b]The state will take the decedent’s assets only if the decedent had no heirs. The decedent’s “heirs” are the persons who are related to the decedent and described in the Florida statute governing distribution of the decedent’s probate assets if he or she died intestate.

If the decedent died intestate, the decedent’s probate assets will be distributed to the decedent’s heirs in the following order of priority:
If the decedent was survived by his or her spouse but left no living descendants, the surviving spouse receives all of the decedent’s probate estate. A “descendant” is a person in any generational level down the descending line from the decedent and includes children, grandchildren, and more remote descendants.
If the decedent was survived by his or her spouse and left one or more living descendants (all of whom are the descendants of both the decedent and his or her spouse), and the surviving spouse has no additional living descendants (who are not a descendant of the decedent), the surviving spouse receives all of the decedent’s probate estate.
If the decedent was survived by his or her spouse and left one or more living descendants (all of whom are the descendants of both the decedent and his or her spouse), but the surviving spouse has additional living descendants (at least one of whom is not also a descendant of the decedent), the surviving spouse receives one-half of the probate estate, and the decedent’s descendants share the remaining half.
If the decedent was not married at his or her death but was survived by one or more descendants, those descendants will receive all of the decedent’s probate estate. If there is more than one descendant, the decedent’s probate estate will be divided among them in the manner prescribed by Florida law. The division will occur at the generational level of the decedent’s children. So, for example, if one of the decedent’s children did not survive the decedent, and if the deceased child was survived by his or her own descendants, the share of the decedent’s estate which would have been distributed to the deceased child will instead be distributed among the descendants of the decedent’s deceased child.
If the decedent was not married at his or her death and had no living descendants, the decedent’s probate estate will pass to the decedent's surviving parents, if they are living, otherwise to the decedent's brothers and sisters.
Florida’s intestate laws will pass the decedent’s probate estate to other, more remote heirs if the decedent is not survived by any of the close relatives described above.

https://www.floridabar.org/tfb/TFBConsum.nsf/48e76203493b82ad852567090070c9b9/92f75229484644c985256b2f006c5a7a?OpenDocument

Rebekkah:
in other news you're a banker....
hmm noted.
NL ladies, oya to the kill!

LOL. Na today?

The Investment banking and PE dudes (who I view as the main the main bankers sef) hardly display any online presence. Those are the ones you should be calling bankers. Not all these kpako civil servants in suits.

franciskaine:
in saner societies, when no one lays claim to such money, it returns to the govt and not the bank. It's illegal for a bank to take what does not belong to it.

Educate me. Which saner society? How does it return back to the government? On what basis?

Funny thing is that the bank wouldn't even know if you'd passed on except it gets notified when relatives of the deceased come to inform it and make enquiries on how to access the funds. That's if the customer died without a will. Then the relatives of the deceased will have to produce a letter of administration from the court and an account in the Estate of the late customer will be opened or a draft issued to beneficiaries of that letter of administration.

Another way the bank may know that the customer has passed away is through the account officer coming by that knowledge.

Went to a bar (Extreme, Ind Layout 042) with two friends of mine. One was a crazy drinker who could guzzle one bottle of Legend every 20 Mins and continue at that rate for like 4 hours. I'd had 5 botts Heineken. My other guy; don't know how many he took.

While we were there, some UNEC students came along to celebrate a fellow student's birthday. DJ decided to spin Karaoke for them. Tell him any choice of song and he'll play the instrumental while you sing along with the mic.

O boy see opportunity to display. I'm an Eminem freak, I come see opportunity to display my rapping talent. I didn't know that with the alcohol in my system, my brain was now processing stuff at the rate of 1 word per minute.

I went and told the DJ to play me 'Love the way you lie' ft Rihanna. DJ said OK. After the song currently playing. I don't know if I heard him well o, cos I went back to my seat and was gisting. Babe finished her song and mine came on. Na so I stagger stagger rush collect mic o. Instead of me to get into the flow, I just started giving speech like Martin Luther King and dedicating the song to all lovers of rap. Eminem started rapping. I rush follow am join.

Hmm... This is a song I can rap from A to Z, if you wake me up from sleep.

I just forgot how it started. People begin look me like 'ha ahn... After the whole speech thing?' I try come remember some, but no matter how hard I tried, I was just following the song with 5 seconds delay. Yet I no send. The Aki was too powerful. Even the mumu beside me that attempted to assist me and sing Rihanna's chorus was bleating like one ram that just won scholarship (guy abeg if you are reading this, no vex o. Na the reality of that night ).

My other guy (the Legend guzzler) just vacated the table. That was a night I'll never forget.

oghenez:
See What I Found When I Opened Blue Band

This morning I decided to eat butter and bread after about a week of eating the butter, but when I opened the butter, I found this.
What does it mean?
Is it now bad for consumption?

Colonies of Aspergillus niger, Geotrichum candidum or Cladosporum suavalens.

And Zika virus for good measure.

She's holding his hand. I thought you people said he doesn't touch women.

Esseite:
They know akingbola would expose saraki....... they want to try that avenue to nail saraki..

Have you not all wondered why the richest bank in Nigeria in terms of asset and structure, no 3 in terms of general banking was bought over by access bank, a bank that was not among 1- 10, a bank that the Md and dmd owed intercontinental btw 15bn and 20bn, a bank who the interim Md was a manger to saraki's conglomerate, wrote off almost all bad loans to sell the bank at a loss including its assets. And access bank was a front as to SGBN merging with intercontinental which akingbola refused..

The only dead end is the former cbn governor was heavily involved but we all know now he is untouchable..

No need explaining further, watching how it plays out..

I know... I know.
Nigeria now is just one messed up Gestapo state.

general111:
Op your husband loves you but is only using those gals as sexmate..just keep praying for him Nd DAT he shouldn't infect you with std,because I know abt two women who r dead now due to their husbands infidelity...aids is real.

..modified...
The reason y I think he loves her is because he married her despite the presence of those other ladies..the man just cannot control himself...

Abeg make una no vex for this my comment because nairalanders don't dey attack me already.abeg I sorry well a.lol..

I get ur point. One common reason why married men begin to play outside, is when their wives start denying them their conjugal rights or use it as a bargaining chip.

It always backfires.

95% of the clowns insulting Udom Emmanuel do not know anything about the man or his achievements.

OwoMILLION:
There is a forest reserve at Enugu which requires #12000 as registration to be allowed cut down tress for one full year.It takes 6days with #50,000 for one operator to produce 105timbers(that is one full load).One timber is sold at #2200.That is each full load will be #230000.In each truck sold,you will pay #50,000 to the forest reserve.Those timbers are sold instantly at the forest reserve.What is needed is to pay for operators(#50000)per person that will churn out timbers week in week out.Any interested person should call 08064051226

You call it a forest reserve yet you want to go and clear the trees there?

When you begin an article (at the very onset) with a whole bunch of kids and outright fallacies, do not expect to be taken seriously.

NDA had stated from the very onset what their agenda was: Reclamation of their lands and resources control. Failure of which they would resort to destruction of critical infrastructure committed to oil trade. They also made it clear that they were strictly against bloodshed and gave advance warning before they struck.

Why now write all these balderdash about sea piracy, killing of soldiers and police and attack on civilians? Why must everything relating to buhari be steeped in lies and fictitious fabrications?

I don't think Denrele is gay.

I've heard stories such as "Corrupt cop demoted from Inspector to Sergeant", CNO to ACNO, GL13 to GL12, etc.

What does mere marketer mean?

I feel ashamed on his behalf and on behalf of his parents.

I blame Buhari.

And I'm not kidding. Neither do I trivialize in discussions of politics.

4 and 5 aren't ridiculous in my opinion.

Beremx:
I heard it on WAZOBIA FM yesterday evening.


....and she concluded the scammer was an Igbo man. Nna, we too much!

He isn't Igbo. His accent isn't Igbo and she asked him questions in Igbo several times which he couldn't reply but continued in English.

sumborri:
all I hear is we have the, we have the, yet no concrete proof to that effect. This is very similar with the inferior brits according to you, an over hyped sense of beclouding ill judgement about their capabilities and relevance.

If you have all those things, why is the SE not a london, why is it still the SE. Or are the skills being saved only till biafra is acheived before they are displayed ?


Oliver and wilbur wright never said we have the skills to build planes, they simply built one and proved they could. What can you all prove

Car manufacturing at Nnewi, rice farming and milling at Abakaliki, two of the largest commercial markets at Aba and Onitsha, Africa's largest brewery at Ngwo, Enugu, etc. I could list more for you if you need them.

sumborri:
all I hear is we have the, we have the, yet no concrete proof to that effect. This is very similar with the inferior brits according to you, an over hyped sense of beclouding ill judgement about their capabilities and relevance.

If you have all those things, why is the SE not a london, why is it still the SE. Or are the skills being saved only till biafra is acheived before they are displayed ?


Oliver and wilbur wright never said we have the skills to build planes, they simply built one and proved they could. What can you all prove

Double post.

Berlyn:

I nwe ya!

designking:
Zenith bank is not the bank to bank with at the moment. No ethics at all!

What a slave bank and not worth my 2cent.

How can a multi-billion dollar world class corporation be acting this silly. You have been accused of serious violations, no official statement or response but this show of shame. Very disheartening moment for its shareholders and investors.

Yawns...

Zenith Bank doesn't do public media.

That staff played out his personal script. He'll bear the brunt.

Progressive01:
What more can one expect from a well fed Unchained Mad Dog??

Sheriff ride on jor. "We the youths of Nigeria are solidly behind you".


Edit:

Fayose, Ojukwu's role model.

Fayose, the Kuje Red Albino Monkey's role model.

Fayose is greater than Nnamumudi Azikiwe.

Fayose is greater than Amadioha.

Fayose, role model to all Thick Skulked Flat Headed Lost Piglets of Uganda.

Fayose uses Shuku Abuko Bambiala's tongue to wipe his butt whenever he takes a dump.

Fayose, may you live long and continue to be the very shiny beacon of light and wisdom to the Lost Crickets of Israeli, amen.


**Any worshipper of Abuko Bambiala who has a contrary opinion should state it now or go and die.**

Your father must be quite proud of you.

ojoadeola:
Hmm! I pray the UK emerge from this a bigger and better economy.

Though staying in the EU would have been good, self determination sometimes, can be the way to go.

God bless David Cameron!

God bless the UK!

God bless Buhari!
God Bless Nigeria!

God bless You and Me!

God bless the Independent-minded People Of Biafra!

SeverusSnape:


I like your signature, Reminds me of the movie 'pursuit of happyness' starring Will Smith.

That's where I got the phrase from.

TippyTop:
She can't try this in Edo, last woman who tried shaking the Oba's hand was made to suck a thousand blockus to atone for her oversight.

I don't understand. Did it actually happen?