₦airaland Forum

SeverusSnape:
And Zombies were rejoicing yesterday. Sorry zombs.

LOL @ Zombs.

The beauty with building your own home is that you'll possess the latitude to keep pimping it as you so desire to your taste.

Congrats chief.

Just got an allocation at Enugu. Hope to join you soon.

mrvitalis:
This is the type of gifts the church should reject

He was a public servant and his salary and gratuities can't build something like this.. ... This is bad...
We should never celebrate things like this.. . In fact the EFCC needs to invite him to explain the source of the money

I share the same sentiment.

Fake. This pic is from 2008.

Yuuuccckkkkk!!!

blackpanda:
How old are u? Try to be civil when communicating and stop reasoning like a toddler ok

Yours is worse.

I even feel insulted having deigned you a response when I saw the way you reason from this post of yours.

omenka:
Baba looks slightly emaciated.

Whatever ails you sir, receive God's grace and healing in Jesus name- amen.

It is well with you sir.

Be it done to you as Buhari thinks of you and your kind. All the days of your life. Amen.

As for me and my household, he is despised and pray that it shall be for him, whatever he wishes for us.

blackpanda:
And so? If he brought 100 SANs nko
Quit this silly obsession with certificate. Everyone can see he is literate. The one that claimed to be a phd holder is the one that put the whole country in this mess we are today

Pls grow up! Good leadership is not by certificate

When every interview of his in the International media has to be subtitled for one to get what he's saying? Does that sound literate to you?

The requirements are listed in the Constitution of which completion of Secondary school is mandatory. How can one who can't show genuine evidence of having completed secondary school education, be expected to govern a nation as challenging and diverse as Nigeria?

The one that had PhD never allowed fuel scarcity to persist beyond 3 months. Or allow the country to dwell in double digit inflation that is showing many signs of galloping.

The current president doesn't even show any iota of being in control of the situation but would rather jet out of the country and abandon everything in the hands of his deputy. Believe me, his illiteracy is the reason for all the unguarded and unsavory comments he's been making about the country in foreign media. You'll keep deceiving yourself thinking he's being plain honest.

Are you well at all?

salabscholar01:
T billz right now....

See ya head.

That pic is a shot of the 2nd most richest man in China. TBillz nefa smell Forbes list before.

Avalon316:
Do they give employee handbook to Nigerians working in Nigeria?

I have.

Including Code of Conduct.

Boy has fulani looks.

chxe:
satan bless apc

No be generational curse be that?

Waiting for T.B. Joshua to come and say "I told you so".

Check all these things on top only one vehicle? I won't even have time to breathe. If I have 2 vehicles nko? Abeg na Legedese Benz sure pass.

What's the danger of driving with a leaking exhaust system? Heard that besides the increased emission, it also increases fuel consumption. How true?

HungerBAD:
Sadly,it is this Government that will be forced to make payment, on an act committed by forces loyal to the one that have been politically banished to Otueke.

The killings happened in 2005. Who was the president then?

May God have mercy on your soul.

My landlord has been running his businesses in London and Dublin for the past 22 years. We always speak Igbo whenever we chat on the phone.

Some people are just like that.

An acquaintance went and spent a 3 weeks vac at the same London. Came back and was speaking ajebo for me. SMH.

If I'd seen a picture of that Abobaku form before now, I'd have thought it was a prank.

The sheer effontery at grading what they expect from church members and tagging them with honour names is just absurd.

She died of diabetes. It's not as if something strange or diabolical took her na.

First choice: I'm Teresa's daughter. Simple logical analysis that can be described with the aid of a diagram.

If that's not the right answer, then I'm Teresa's ex boyfriend, now Baby Daddy No 1. Ask Tee Billz.

grayht:
See thighs...


Licks lips..

Who tie epp?

Celebration of mediocrity.

TrumpDonald:
Unfortunately sir, e no reach. Except u need a car of that worth. I can look up a good one for u.

HI chief. I'm interested in a Lexus RX300. Any I can get?

Is it still available?

Firefire:
NDA, time to press a STOP button.

As what?

callmelanner:
Why is the man on the left frowning?

It's not his real face.

LordMecuzy:
Soldiers injured from a boat mishap?

I tire o. Can water cause injury?

youngaz:
Iz dat d same lekki dey said iz d most beautiful place in Lagos??.......dunno sha neva been there b4 bt if yes ao cum monitor lizard dey crawl there

It's a monitoring spirit.

It came to monitor the environment with a view to establishing the Nat Association of Witches and Lizards, Lekki branch.

GlorifiedTunde:


1) Faxing slap - makes you recount all that has and has not happened. Usually executed by soldiers; usually accompanied by a ringtone
2) Reset - the kind your mother will give you to restore you back to lineage setting
3) Launching - The kind of slap that takes you into time travel. You only come around to say "what happened"
4) Login - The kind of slap your teacher gives you in order to gain access into your brain
5)ifoju/ifomu/igbaju - The kind of slap an agbero administers on you in a fight
6) Moro - coded slap from a cultist; usually involving both hands; it is accompanied by instant teardrops

Haha! Almost forgot one more...

7) Lighting - this kind of slap comes as a first attack in a fight. Its is accompanied by lightning sparks and clouded vision. You may stagger after receiving such so its advisable to seat on the floor first

LOL. That Ifoju type, is it the type that those women playfully slapped Abacha and made him cross over to the great beyond?

I heard that there is the slap-and-die type.

I believe there are sooo many other types of slaps out there that require investigating. So volunteers are actively encouraged to go out, socialize, experiment and come back to give us their findings.

Thanks.

See ya!

No 4

- The Wake up slap: Don't let the name fool you. This isn't the slap used to wake someone up. It is the slap someone wakes up from. As in the slapee is slapped with such intensity that instant sleep remains the only option. In 9 out of 10 instances, the slapee upon waking up, demonstrates instant interest in Geography by asking one simple question: "where am I?".

Only 3 people in recorded history have been known to deliver such slaps - Mohammed Ali, Mike Tyson and Tiwa Savage (if you doubt me ask that publicity-seeking, baby-mama-anywhere-he-sleeps yeyebrity whose name sounds like a certain chronic lung infection). The slap is currently being developed in the lab for commercial applications.

A dude trying to mark the anniversary of a slap he received in the toilet.

NO 3

- The Anniversary slap: Survivors of this category of slap go home to mark the date of receipt in their calendars. And so at that appointed time every year, they mark a minute of silence for the moment when they could have passed away to the life-changing slap.

Like in the pic below, every year on the 34th of July at exactly 11:55pm, after the Cockrell has crowed 5 times, Obama will gather his in-laws at that exact spot to mark the moment that Donald Trump slapped him 13 years ago. So unforgettable.