₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Genetic mismatch or something like that. It's not viable

Smart lady.

Who superficial facial beauty epp?

In marriage when the chips are down, it's totally overrated. Believe me.

Ask Musa Danjuma.

peeguy:
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Sorry.

wontiboje:
Jumia, Rocket Internet's eCommerce group in Nigeria and Africa has just released its 2016 half year consolidated result showing the company recorded a net loss of EUR35.4 million within the period.

When compared to its net loss recorded in last year, the company has managed to reduce its loss by 19%. In the first half of 2015, the company recorded a net loss of EUR43.7 million.

Also on the topline, Jumia's revenue also fell by 56%. With the first half of this year, net revenue was EUR33.0 million compared to last year when it recorded EUR75.8 million f0r the first half of 2015.

Source: https://pageone.ng/2016/09/22/jumia-35-4-million-loss/

It's expected. The loss position has been reducing overtime. With a competent management, workforce, and barring a persistent unfavourable financial climate, they may breakeven in 24 months.

Do moslems use coffins?

oluwasegun007:
and the 'B' game comtinues.....

Yeah Prof Osunbade just used the B word.

IkoloTheSage:
Haha.
E don reach like this?

Ize-Iyamu runs the town.


The change is now.
Take it, broda.

Please O, avoid stories that touch (e.g plagiarized acceptance and policy speeches, campaigns of chains, constant lai lai, constant borrow borrow plus debts, delayed salaries, inflation and sooo many evils). After destroying everything, they'll now turn around to pass the blame and insult your intelligence by telling you to effect the change yourself. While they still remain in power and gobble on the fruits thereof O.

These evils were brought upon us by APC and their demons of change. They now want to firmly establish it in Edo state. Reject! Reject!! Reject!!!

The power is in your hands. At least you have been feeling the pain yourselves. Make that choice!

Peace be with you.

GoggleB:
You already said it all..
You are temperamental(Yoruba people call it "Igbona Ara"

My people Wetin dem dey call am for Igbo and Hausa language.

Gbazaquine!

Goyim:
So far Buhari was right about one thing. His ministers (agriculture especially) are incompetent.

Agriculture, Sports and Finance.

Shebi she was there just last week?

And failed to instruct the GM to have the fences re-painted. What sort of ineffectual buffoonery is this? After all the arrant balderdash put up by the writer?

Infact I've changed mind. Immediately canceling my 2 weeks reservation booked for the Royal Suites. What nonsense!

Drabeey:
Is that all you can say?

Mumu o ni tan lorile. Im sad over your life.

Anyways

Drabeey was Here

You've started again abi?

Prince16:
True, the victim will receive alerts of d debits days after d Syndicate has 'chop and clean mouth'. By then, it'll be 2 late 4 d victim while d Syndicate moves on 2 another victim. And d cycle continues, but, as d saying goes,... ''everyday 4 d thief but.......''

How would the victim receive alerts "days after" the transactions, when the registered line is still not set up to receive alerts?

xreal:
How do they block phone line temporarily?

Won't the 'alert' drop later after line has been unblocked, since it's in form of an SMS?

Name of the bank, abeg.

It won't drop. Insider job. Infact customer will not receive any SMS from the bank but can receive from other senders.

lofty900:
African mentality is a disease. Probably because she's not sending home enough dollars, now they're trying to use lesbianism as an excuse. If the girl have been sending thousands of dollars every year for the family upkeep, will they reject the money? Will they say she's no longer their daughter for being a lesbian? The answer is a big NO

What do you know? Are you a family member?

PaperLace:
I slept off.

Hmmm... Same thing happened to me one time I was driving alone along Enugu-PH expressway. I just can't say how it happened. What woke me up was when the car hit a pothole.

I BEG TO DIFFER!!!

With strongly justifiable reasons. A matter which they've been pending and is today a week old. The incompetence just beats my imagination.

Standing5:
I blame Buhari for this. I just blame him.

Change your signature to mine.

Smellymouth:
I am just wondering, what actually transpired before he hit her?

I once dated an emotionally unstable lady.. Sometimes I get the urge to punch her in the face just to knock some kindness into her.

But I always realized I was spending all the time and energy on someone that I couldn’t control, rather than concentrating on how I could react that would save me all this inner torment...

How did the relationship eventually end?

bilulu:
I met this girl and we started chatting and later became close. I asked her out and before accepting she said she has a child. On hearing this my mind became so heavy to the extent that I felt heartbroken. Should I continue with this girl because I really like this girl?.... please I needed your candid advice.

She's actually somebody's Edible Catering.

Can you get married to Somebody's Edible Catering?

Hmm... A very long hmmm...

Made all the more suspicious by Trump's deafening silence to Clinton's recent condition. The Trump everyone knows would not just offer his sympathy and keep kwayet just like that.

Miladi:
OP

I'm so sorry for you. However, having dissected your story, I stand bold to say that your prejudice contributed to the ensued fracas.

In what way was the OP prejudicial?

VolTOxic:
Most men would have given her a beating, but you kept your cool. For that I respect and admire you. Now to the point, Yes. Please send her away. That woman hates you!

How can your own wife say that horrible thing and spat to you face?! She hates you. She have crossed the line.
You said your marriage is a curse. You are not happy at all. Neither is she. You are not making a mistake. Do it.

You are a true gentleman. You deserve better. You'll find someone to heal your wounds. Don't even waste your time for any shìt counselling. She is not the woman you fell for. That woman is gone the moment she spat. Forever.

Nah. That woman was gone the moment he left for Saudi and she hooked up with another guy.
@OP, there is no loyaty from the woman you married. You are just waiting for things to be alright even when the sigbs are all there showing you otherwise.

allthingsgood:
I still believe and trust in ur govt sir

God bless PMB!

Astounding! Just astounding!

Lies and integrity do not correlate.

There is no integrity where a lie is involved.

Keep calm ya'll.

Somebarry sai Baba!

Millz404:
Naija American : aey son, amma need you to geh me somwer real quick, i need to geh som'im, unowom sayin

Taxi man : ok oga, ur money na 10 thousand naira

Naija American : jesus christ, since when, bia nwokem, don't play with me, its 500 naira

It's called Linguistic reset.

RichThug:
And soo? Just imagine this beret wearing mango faced human!!! :/ even if dem inform u, wetin u wan do. Abegi we don already see your "capability" for Rio. Someone needs remind buhari about sacking this man

#Have you blamed buhari today? Do it now before its too late

#IBlameBuhari!

helovesme:
One hit wonder #classicman

I ask again. How many guns and ammunition did he fly in with this time

Why is he wearing a hat? He's ashamed to show off his "relaxed" hair?

"Classic Man" one hit wonder right?

Shows how much you know about him. Goan update your memory.

Tolexander:
you are right!

like naming and inscribing Buhari on a dog!

You're a functional illiterate. I could prove it to you, if you are humble enough to learn.

Jarus:
I once used a Toyota 4runner and can attest to its ruggedness. It was only yesterday I was telling my wife that was the most rugged vehicle we ever used.

But when the shocks succumb, the bone-jarring shudders no be for here.

Target locked!

Initiate firing sequence. So help me God.