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viogirl:
I WOULD REALLY HAVE LOVED TO GIVE A YAHOO SHOUT OUT FOR THE REDS BUT I LOST MY VOICE. Y'ALL NEED TO SEE ME, I MEAN AM ALL RED: RED HAIR, RED SHIRT, RED BRA, RED PANTS, RED RIDERS (so all them assholes chealse mess off ma way) AND unFORTUNATELY AM SEEING MY MONTHLY P****D AND I DEDICATE IT TO MANCHESTER UNITED. I LOVE MAN You,

hey sis we MAN UNITED fans appreciate ur support and welcome it but pls lets keep it a neat support. dedicate dat stuff 2 sumtin or sumone else, maybe d thug named drogba dat was seeing red ystaday. i believe he wuld like 2 have a go at dat ur shit. dats d only red shit he craves.


[size=14pt]ONE UNITED!!! DOUBLE CHAMPIONS!!![/size]

[b]yeah rite, imagine drogba as star. that brute beta finds wats good 4 him because as far as am concerned he is still d most planless person in d transfer market. since d "special one" left chelski, body don dey scratch that drogba boy. that is y im no fit leave free kicks for ballack and lamps. im think say na before wey im am moaningho dey determine who go play and who no go play. that is y d thug go open im ye ye mouth talk say club wey im go transfer go na d one wey employ d "special one" meaning say if kano pillars couple money employ moaningho then drogba go play 4 kano. that is y ystaday im go carry my Vida dey slap am like say na im carry am com moscow 4getting say Vida na serbian son. abi im think say because no be 4mer Soviet Union them been dey answer. if say dey no fine am ystaday with that red card, i swear say drogba 4 no comot from russia alive. make im dey there dey shame imself thinking say im dey do africans. that thug no get single respect 4 anybody. im think say na bullying dey carry CL. as 4 chelski, with d great exodus of almost 60% of their players, e be like say na relegation get them next season. make una mark am somewhere.

[size=14pt]ONE UNITED!!! DOUBLE CHAMPIONS!!![/size][/b]

[b]@ topic

whenever such a topic comes up, peeps start trying to deceive themselves by saying "no, can't do that", "never will", "i have never been in such", etc. etc, etc, but the truth is, lotsa folks who think they are in a serious relationship are only benefiting their partners. Only partners who enter into a friend-with-benefit arrangement openly can attest to this. when u get hooked on someone and he/she bcoms ur heart throb, one sometimes becomes blind to reason and evident signs that their partner doesn't feel the same way. so they leave their lives in a dream world while in actual sense u r just a shagmate. the truth of the matter is 98% of folks who have been and are still in a relationship have been an FWB or is even one presently and doesn't know it. That you sleep with only him/her while he/she samples other pastures doesn't change the fact.

As for marrying one who was once your FWB, well there is this saying that "you can never make a ho' a housewife". and it applies to both genders. so whether you change ur perspective of that person or not, it is a risk not worth taking.

All in all, FWB can be fun when done right as in everyone abides by the rules. u could have numerous friends u know. just don't get to attached, unless 4rm d waist down .[/b]

"@ Poster Why can't you speak 4 yourself"

@ ztyle

i hope u read the post well b4 put down dat line. (it aint compulsory 2 reply a post)

@ hayprof

whether na disappointment, appointment or reappointment, nuttin do u. u r wat u r. it was d BoSS' candid opinion @ d time. "what doesn't kill u will make u stronger."

so 2day is a new day. are more names coming forth? we need 2 settle dis issue.

@ seun

as u can c, funkybaby has also taken cue by naming some peeps she deems suitable 2 be considered for d position due to their contributions in this forum, so dats wat am talkin abt. let other posters come out wit more names. i blieve peeps shuld feel free 2 nominate themselves. at d long run, u either pick one out of d list or u throw it 2 d house 4 a vote. wateva u say will do BOSS.

@ welli and ibkaye

it seems cybersleek is so in2 u two dat after swearing on ur lifes dat u cant date a frat boy y'all r now feeling him using all dis ya luv talk and all dat.

@ cybersleek

boi u sleek well well, no be small thing. b4 dey go get demselves u fit don loot(confirm) dem two thru cyberspace. guy nuttin do u.

sail on(if u fit)

Seun:
Obviously, the people you chose are not as you imagined them to be.

and

Seun:
What I mean is that they are a disappointment to us.

4 d first quote, i wuld say am hapi i got d BOSS' attention. as 4 d 2nd quote, how many people are u referring to in using "US"? dont tell me u r legion. i blieve u r speaking 4 urself on dis matter. if any member dat patronizes d phone section believes dat either of the aforementioned dudes is a "disappointment" as u put it, then that person shuld state it here on this thread and give an instance of being disappointed by either of these two enterprising young men (i like makin dem blush ).

but like i said am glad i got ur attention and 4rm ur comments it's obvious dat u don't disagree abt gettin a moderator 4 dis here phone section. so the issue now is who is it gonna be? i nominated Hayprof and Hansibone and my nomination still stands (besides its just an opinion) if u think otherwise then name ur own candidate and lets see if we culd get down to d election stage proper

don't mind me BOSS am just kidding. all am saying is we need a moderator and we need one soon.

ps: i was abt posting dis when some posts landed b4 mine and i can c dat BOSSMAN is not really feeling Hayprof. Boss abeg no vex. freedom of speech is allowed. if u throw people out of yon house, where u want make dem go? abeg no vex but if u vex no vex too much.

hayprof:
The topic is different frm The Body. .

Please, Edit. .

Thank you!

and

hansibone:
hmmmmmmmmm

no comment

"smart asses", dats wat u both are.

i don't expect comments 4rm u both considering y'all might turn out 2 be Obama and Clinton. am using both of dem as examples cos dey are under one party as i blieve both of u are as far as dis section is concerned so leave d comments 4 d house.

but i must say am kinda confused which one of u i prefer 2 d other cos u both r life savers (now will u both stop blushing ) considering d fact dat when i sought assistance, it was rendered ASAP 4rm both parties (hansibone tnx 4 d GTA).

so lets keep watching as things would turn out.

@ hayprof,

guy leave wetin dey write 4 body of moto enter d moto. leave d topic and body as i take put am.

Guys,

i wuld like 2 suggest that its about time we get a moderator in this we phone section. we now get d same posts under different subjects. some are offering apps others softwares. whats d difference between d two?

this is my own view on d matter and i've just dropped it. i'ld love 2 go a step further 2 nominate members that i deem suitable 4 d job. d final say rests with BABA SEUN.

i suggest that Seun picks either Hayprof or Hansibone.

lets get this shit organized.

Seun what do u think?

u think so?

this thread has been hijacked by nutcases, unfortunately Mr. Moderator na their ringleader.

u guys r crazy and its kool.

[b]still @ topic & poster

what response do u really need from d sistas in nairaland house? Y or N? 80% of those sayin no are not being truthful and we all know it because like many posters hav alredi pointed out here gils LOVE "BAD BOYS". its a natural thing that can't be explained. most chicks who date frat men act like they don't know but that aint true. one sista i dated when i was still a student was a pastor's kid and i tried to hide the other side of me from her. i thot i did it well at d time until one night i went 2 her hostel alone without a brother. her hostel happened 2 be situated at a very bad spot. it was more like a viki territory then. on that fateful night i was in her room with her, her sister and one of their friends when we heard gun shots. i knew what it was but dey didn't notce it until people started running up and down in d hostel trying 2 secure their rooms and their lives. the girl asked from her hostel mates what was happening and was told that some baggers where robbing and raping students in hostels along that road. since i was still pretending 2 be an aje i said nuttin but i had a lot racing in my mind. as 4 d girl, well her reaction shocked me. she locked her room door and asked me what i planned 2 do and i was like "do, how?" she said she wuldn't want anything 2 happen to me. i then asked her y she was more concerned about my safety than her own, that was when her sista said i shuld stop all that fronting because dey knew what i was a long while ago. well i didn't respond 2 that i just acted like i didn't here that comment and prepared 2 leave. d sistas then took me out and showed me an "nkoro" (bush part) that opened at another street. from there i found my way home.

so the thing there is this, the girl concerned was a preacher's daughter. so due 2 upbringing, she is meant 2 dislike frat dudes but i asked her out and she complied. i tried 2 shield her from anything that smelt of frat but it was obvious i was deceiving maself. she knew who and what i was and still made her choice like 90% of all sistas do.

@ cybersleek,

i really feel u because there is a big divide between a frat dude and a hooligan. while i was a student, i was a "FINE BOY" in d full sense of d term. i never engaged in any scuffle with any one, i never chased anybody and i was never chased, thankfully i have no scar on my body, and physically i don't even look like one who can hurt a fly (y i go wan hurt fly when i go easily maroon any HL wey maroon carp).

people these days mistake hooliganism/gangsterism 4 cultism and that is y some frats have officially disassociated themselves with school fraternity's. its no longer child's play. if u want to do it u have to do it d real way.

4 those who still claim they can't date cultist's all i have 2 say is "be not wise in thine own eyes, fear the LORD and depart from evil."[/b]

[b]@ topic

yeah rite!!! every sista is screaming NO as if it makes dem beta peeps. but dey know it aint so deep down right in their heart. u hav 2 c dem in skools 2 undastand wat am talkin abt.

back then in IMSU, it was d joints where frat dudes hang out dat u get 2 c greatest amt of sistas. then u dont need 2 waste ur flows on dem sistas cos dey ask u out.blieve me its true. those who were in IMSU b4 d last VC changed things can remember how it used 2 be @ crush, pepsi, fransal garden(all inside skool) then Aik Lynks(IMSU junction), Oasis(@ titanic gate), BOOM(outside skool). u have 2 be there 2 c 4 urself. dem sistas luv we rugged brodas and dey can't deny it. they luv d risk cos it heightens the fun. am talkin 4rm personal experience.

and whenever there is a frat party, c dem sista hustling 4 IV's men dey luv flying our colours. every sista can give a limb 2 be present at a frat bash cos there is nuttin like it especially if it is an ST. all types of yellows come out ranging 4rm berets, scarves, tops, bottoms, bikinis, u name it.

all sistas i dated and d ones dat dated me while we were in skool all knew my status.some pretended not 2 know while others sailed wit me.besides frat men are nicer wit sistas cos when u r having a private quality time wit a sista is one of d few times u get 2 be human and show d cool dude dats buried underneath d rugged exterior. besides frat dudes are still humans wit flesh and blood. we live and we die like everyone else. d only difference is we take our chances we dont wait 4 chances 2 come our way.

kudos 2 all d SL's in nairaland house who know it and luv it, as 4 d LT's well keep being wat u are but try 2 wise up.[/b]

Dude, go on sign In, lets see hw it goes. .

hayprof,

signing in is not d problem. d problem is downloading d apps. when i try, i get dis message

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so dats wat am talking abt.

[b]A ten-year old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis but to no avail. Finally, they decided to enroll their son in a private Christian School.

After the first day, the boy's parents were surprised when he walked in after school with a stern and very determined expression on his face. He walked straight to his room.

For nearly two hours he toiled away in his room with math books spread about his desk and the surrounding floor. He came out long enough to eat and then went back to his room. He studied feverishly until it was time to go to bed. This pattern continued until it was time for the first quarter report card.

The boy walked in with his report card unopened, laid it on the dinner table and went straight to his room. Cautiously his mother opened it and to her amazement, she saw a bright red "A" under the subject MATH.

Overjoyed, she and her husband rushed to the boy's room, thrilled at his remarkable progress.

"Was it the wonderful teachers that did it?" the father asked. The boy only shook his head and said "No".
"Was it the one-on-one tutoring? The small classes?" "No" the boy said.
"The text books? The curriculum? The new books?"
"Nope" said the son. "On the first day when i walked in the front door and saw that guy nailed to the "Plus Sign", I just knew they meant business."[/b]