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PoliticsRe: Ned Nwoko: Labour Party Needs Control Of States To Make Obi President by tiswell(m): 7:30am On Jun 24, 2022
kolamilan:
Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, 'Let there be light'." Albert Einstein (1938)

"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty. Isaac Newton (1842)

"He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry." Adolf Hilter (1996)

"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there are ways of solving problems without violence." Aristotle (1762)

"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any." Queen Elizabeth (1945)

"He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it cannot keep a secret." Abraham Lincoln (1864)

"Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki' from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything." Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

"Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member." William Shakespeare (1788).

"Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria." Lord Lugard (1904).

"He who refuses to classify 'agege' bread and 'akara' as a type of sandwich is a racist." Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).

"Any man who drinks 'alomo' bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder." chief Olusegun Obasanjo(1999)

"Anyone who puts stew on 'jollof' rice has trust issues." Fela Kuti (1979)
." Happy weekend efriends!
I enjoyed reading this grin cheesy



Thank you,comrade
TravelRe: Couple Die In Car Accident While Returning From Their Traditional Wedding (Pics) by tiswell(m): 9:52pm On Jun 23, 2022
Rastaramsey:
Stop pretending oga...

You don't know the f*ck the deceased is....
grin
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi To Soludo: Anybody Supporting Me That Fights You Is On His Own by tiswell(m): 3:10pm On Jun 23, 2022
He knows mischief makers are out to blackmail and confuse nigerians.




The Nigerian youths are solidly behind you,Mr.Peter Obi.



It's time!!!
PoliticsRe: Benin City Residents Take To The Streets To Celebrate Peter Obi In Fanfare by tiswell(m): 1:51pm On Jun 23, 2022
Peter Gregory Obi is now a religion grin


Never again will Nigerians suffer the way they have suffered under the APshit sad
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Vs Oleksandr Usyk Rematch: 'i'm The Comeback King,' Says AJ by tiswell(m): 1:34pm On Jun 23, 2022
Dem go beat anthony silly this time sad
PhonesRe: 4 Mistakes You Should Avoid While Charging Your Phone by tiswell(m): 12:47pm On Jun 23, 2022
nifemi25:
Does it has any bad effects when the charging gets to 100% ?
No mind am grin
PoliticsRe: Man Uses One Vehicle To Campaign For Both PDP And APC In Adamawa (Video) by tiswell(m): 12:10pm On Jun 23, 2022
That is why we most vote out cluelessness grin








Vote Peter Obi



Vote labour party
PoliticsRe: Youth Trooped Out In Abuja To Get Their PVC (pix, Video) by tiswell(m): 12:01pm On Jun 23, 2022
Peter Obi effect all over naija grin







We are taking back our dear country come 2023




.insha allah
EntertainmentRe: Reverend Sister Dances To Kizz Daniel's Buga Song (Photos, Video) by tiswell(m): 11:53am On Jun 23, 2022
Pierocash:
This marketing and promotion is been taking too far. Why disguising someone a Reverend sister just to promote your music? Can you try that with Muslims?
pure blasphemy,she would have been stoned and bur nt to de ath by noe sad
PoliticsRe: Perm Secs’ Appointments: Some Govt Directors Can’t Operate Computers – HOS by tiswell(m): 9:58am On Jun 23, 2022
That is the quota system effect sad
PoliticsRe: Adamu Abdullahi: Mass Defection Of APC Members Is Worrisome (Video) by tiswell(m): 9:56am On Jun 23, 2022
Amspecial:
God will not allow this evil party to know peace God has heard the cry of the innocent and his children. All the supporters and members of this Demonic party will know and see no peace in Jesus mighty name
Amen!!!

PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Cautions Buhari Over Call On US, UK To Proscribe IPOB by tiswell(m): 3:39pm On Jun 22, 2022
Cypress042:
Afonjaa in disguise, who wrote those shit for you grin grin
Who is afonja huh

Nwanne abum ezigbo nwa afo grin



Ohanaeze bu ezigbo ndi mgbu grin
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Cautions Buhari Over Call On US, UK To Proscribe IPOB by tiswell(m): 3:25pm On Jun 22, 2022
Ohanaeze ndi oshi na ndi ama sad
PoliticsRe: Pat Utomi: Muslim-Muslim Ticket Is Not A Hindrance To Good Leadership by tiswell(m): 3:23pm On Jun 22, 2022
Yea,good advice from the erudite prof. grin





Everything works for the goodness of our country and the emergence of PO as the next president of the FRN.
FamilyRe: Should I Arrest & Sue My Brother-in-law For This? I Need Advice by tiswell(m): 3:15pm On Jun 22, 2022
Person nor dey drag im inlaw go court,no matter wot,

settle out of court




it's an abormination sad
PoliticsRe: Kwara: Tunji Moronfoye Apologises To Governor, REC Over Corruption Allegation by tiswell(m): 3:11pm On Jun 22, 2022
Basic123:
Guess who is taking it back?

A 60yr old 8yrs former governor of anambra for 8years and chairman SEC under PDP and Atiku follower
Beta be OBIdient,e get why.


Being a former running mate to atiku isn't a criteria/yardstick for measuring his credibility.


Stop being unnecessarily mischievious sad
PoliticsRe: Okowa Is An Ashawo Man - Delta State Pensioners Protest Non-Payment Of Pensions by tiswell(m): 7:04am On Jun 22, 2022
@Ashawo running mate grin
PoliticsRe: Kwara: Tunji Moronfoye Apologises To Governor, REC Over Corruption Allegation by tiswell(m): 7:00am On Jun 22, 2022
All these evil politicians will be swept away by the tide of taking back our country next year sad
PoliticsRe: No Bomb Explosion At Izombe Market, Vehicle Was Set On Fire - Imo Police by tiswell(m): 5:36am On Jun 22, 2022
They wish the southeast burns,so they can gloat over the misery




Southeast remains the nucleaus of Nigeria.




Believe it or leave it!
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Onejeme Debunks Fake News About Peter Obi's Investment In SABMiller by tiswell(m): 5:32am On Jun 22, 2022
No amount of fake news and mischief makers can bring PO down.





Our incoming presido,Peter Gregory Obi




Goodluck to you always!

ComputersRe: What Valuable Digital Skill Can I Acquire With This Laptop? by tiswell(m): 5:26am On Jun 22, 2022
CarDataNG:
Ignore the maximum storage line on the advert.

Laptop is a 4gb RAM, 320gb mechanical spinning hard disk drive, 1st gen intel i5 laptop. Screen is 14.1 inches. Resolution is 1366 X 768px. It was launched in 2010.

Battery lasted 4 hours when brand new on windows 7. Two hours after 12 years is fair.

You might learn basic web programming with it. You should not plan on doing mobile apps development with it as the 4gb (8gb after upgrade ) would freeze intermittently on simulator loads.

For graphics, it would be better to get a laptop with a dedicated graphics card. This does not have. It would load but you would spend more time and heat doing basic stuffs.

Web development. HTML, CSS, Javascript then a library after some months. Load VS Code, Download Firefox Developer Edition and you are good to go.

For graphics, i would be looking at another system in 2022.
Please,what is the best recommended laptop?
PoliticsRe: Katsina: Bandits Kill 3 Villagers, Abduct Married Woman by tiswell(m): 5:21am On Jun 22, 2022
Business men dem
CrimeRe: We Drugged Her Yoghurt, Stabbed Her To Death And Sold Her Baby — Murder Suspects by tiswell(m): 5:00am On Jun 22, 2022
Triangles1:
I thought I'm heartless but I'm not compare to what people does for money on daily basis.


Chai.
It still doesn't change the fact that you are heartless grin
FamilyRe: Nigerian Dad Politely Rejects His Daughter’s N10k Father’s Day Gift (Video) by tiswell(m): 4:46am On Jun 22, 2022
toobusy:
....Many Nigeria girls work and earn their money legitimately..... don't be naive
Many huh


na lie sad
CrimeRe: Suspected Kidnapper Killed In Shootout With Police In Edo (Graphic) by tiswell(m): 8:52am On Jun 21, 2022
Good for him if he was actually guilty
CrimeRe: Man Seeks For Justice For His Late Brother Killed By A Cop In Rivers State by tiswell(m): 8:48am On Jun 21, 2022
Way to go
Foreign AffairsRe: Liberian President Whines Waist, Jumps Up As He Dances To Buga Song (Pix, Video) by tiswell(m): 8:45am On Jun 21, 2022
Stargangz:
Very useless song, the most overhype crap song ever.
Easy baba grin




country hard for everybody cheesy
CrimeRe: Woman Found Dead, Man Unconscious Inside Office In Aba (Video) by tiswell(m): 8:41am On Jun 21, 2022
People just dey die anyhow sad
SportsRe: Ronaldo's Employee Crashes His £1.8million Bugatti Veyron by tiswell(m): 8:34am On Jun 21, 2022
Make e use am do give away fa sad





Ororo too stingy sad
CrimeRe: Dismembered Body Of A Young Woman Found Dumped In Kubwa, Abuja (Graphic Photos) by tiswell(m): 8:31am On Jun 21, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
And you are very much old and d**mb..you are only a victim of Religious brainwashing..now slide off.. wink
Keep wasting your mum's data,chasing clout and wallowing in the fantasy of adolescence sad
TravelRe: Lagos Airport Staff Protest Salary Non-Payment, Seize Passengers' Luggage by tiswell(m): 8:28am On Jun 21, 2022
They should wait till tilumbu becomes president fa sad

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