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Lmao, am used to it, life shall go on

All have sinned and fallen short the glory of God, yet people here think because a pastor is a "man of God" he is without sin? Can't wait to see what will happen on judgment day...
Religious fanatisim is truly one of Nigeria's greatest problem

Castroii:
Tho marriage seems swt wen u marry d right person bt #teamsingle# for now, atleast I can have my way as I want it.......I can't even imagin paying 4 dstv only 2 be fully used in watching telemundo and zee world, and btw my wife gats luv watching futbol

Just buy her gotv...

jewelofafrica:
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A prostitute is better than a girl sleeping with you for nothing, in the name of " lets see where the relationship is going to" lies from the pit of h**l after she don date plenty guys finish, una go begin count am for head, plenty bf's, olosho, loose woman, donatus, free giver etc.
Ladies, please close your legs o! Stop giving all this irresponsible guys free sex but if you can't zip up then, sell it! On OLX

Smh, no wonder there are so many desperate single girls in the country, madam better marry while you are young cause once you reach age 30,your demand will reduce...

All the guys saying the op is a broke nigga only see girls as sex objects, instead of girls seeing it as an insult they take it as a compliment, I remember the days of yahoo yahoo, so many girls died just for material things, why on earth will you ask for something that you know your parents can't afford? I really pity such girls

bloodyBLOGGER:
The mentality of naija girls now is that a guy must become their meal ticket. Once they finally say yes to his toastings, they start dumping responsibilities in tune of huge amounts on the guy's head even when they know he's not capable of sorting such.

When you find yourself in that kind of situation, put her through this test:

Let's say she wants you to buy a Samsung phone worth 50k for her. When she comes to your place uttering such demand, tell her you will give her the money right away but on one condition- she has to call her father on phone and place it on loud speaker in your presence.

Tell her to tell her father that she wants him to buy her a phone. Listen to the man's reaction. If the old man is not in tune with the latest gadgets going on in today's world, he might agree to get her one.

If the man agrees to buy her a phone thinking it's a Nokia 3310 she wants, tell her to tell him the price which is 50k. The man's reaction will most definitely startle you to laughter . He will definitely get angry at such demand and make his point clear that he can't afford to spend on such frivolity except he's dangote. He might even tell her to remember the humble background she's from.


What's the point of the test?

Why should she dump that kind of responsibility on a struggling guy like you, a responsibility that a mature and salary earner his afraid of bagging?

You will be stupid to foot such bill if you do not have huge savings in an account. Don't you even have a mother, a sister or a relative to lavish on? These are the people who will always remember you for such gesture, not some silly girl who thinks 50k grows on trees. That 50k might be bigger than the amount her father collects as pension from the government. Yet, she wants you to spend it on a phone that will run out of trend when the new model drops. With the rate of unemployment in the country, graduates are willing to kill to get a job that pays 30k. Yet, some undergraduate is spending way more than that just to impress a girl who is probably already eyeing another guy.

Try to apply wisdom in ever thing you do. Stop accepting responsibilities their fathers can't shoulder. The worst is that their demands are silly material things of no real value. Accepting such stupidity is one of the reasons why some guys never make it in life.


I know some female readers on this thread might be like... "lamentations of a broke dude".

Guess what? Your father is also a broke dude if you can't call him on phone to tell him to buy you a phone worth 50k.



Pick up the phone and call your father now




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some people on this thread who couldn't stomach the point have resorted to saying such a guy should go meet his mother for sex when he is Hot. I wonder why a sane person would suggest that.

When a guy needs sex, he can get it from his girlfriend. This doesn't give her the right to lay unnecessary heavy bills on him. Remember, he is also giving her sex. Well, except she is a prostitute, she doesn't have any right to use sex as a means to an end.

God bless you my brother, the part that really annoys me is when girl say he must pay my bills cause I had sex with him, such girls are nothing more than high class prostitutes, they act as if they don't enjoy the sex, I blame gullible guys who can't think with their heads, this generation has really gone to the gutters...

This is the problem with most girls, always look for comfort at the cheapest cost, even in lagos you see most of them saying they need to live around yaba, surulere, vi, Ikeja etc knowing very well they can't afford such, yet the reasonable ones know there are lots of cheap places in lagos you can live in pending when you have enough money to move up, there are lots of places outside the city center for the op to live in, it's either she finds such a place or live abuja...

LordRegalia:
Hello tivta.

Really sorry about the loss of your dogs. But sometimes it may not always be due to poison and wicked neighbours as I have come to realize. It takes eternal vigilance on the part of owners to observe their dogs for often insignificant signs of underlying serious health issues to save the life of a dog.

I think you should take a leap of faith and get another dog. Hopefully you would get it all right this time and it would live to a ripe old age. Truly awesome creatures they are.

I understand you bro, unfortunately as it is right now I won't have the time to constantly monitor them, hopefully when I have more free time I will try and get dogs again, they are truly man's best friend.

I miss having dogs, unfortunately they kept dying due to poison, wicked neighbors...

My problem with Nigerian youths is that they forget to quickly, was it not the same government that said the previous government did not buy arms? Then later said they bought substandard arms and now a paid minion is posting pictures of the said substandard arms? We all should say the truth no matter our tribe. If we don't this nation is doomed...

This country ehn, God himself must be flabbergasted...

Blind people, only thinking with their private parts, can't you see the officer is a female? Rubbish, am beginning to hate nairaland, so many kids here.

This is the most comical government Nigeria has ever had, lmao, oya give us guns to defend the pipeline na, lmao...

Don't feel bad cause every human being has medical issues

Lamo, it has begun, hypocrites everywhere, because kachukwu is a gmd of nnpc jagaban can tackle him but the same jagaban can't tackle the minister of petroleum, very very funny...

But all these companies pay license fees yearly and we all pay VAT, why tax us again?

Nellybii:
You don't know Buhari.
Please don't do that.
It will be suicide.

Forget what ever you have heard about him, as long as he is the president he will get forex at the official rate

What really made me angry with buhari is when he said those who can afford to send children to school abroad should do so but they should source for forex at the black market, I can bet my life that buhari buys forex at the official rate to send to his daughter abroad, worst of all is that as long as politicians send their children abroad for education, Nigeria's educational system will continue to collapse...

Serves him right, instead of him to buy from a reputable shop he goes to road side sellers, only the greedy fall for such scam...

edygistvilla:
I recently took on a job, about few days ago (less than two weeks), as a office assistant/ Computer operator at an office located at Ojudu Berger. This is partly because I had just finished the just concluded Jamb utme examination and I was less-busy at home and I needed to develop work ethics and gain professional experiences that would be vital in future. There are TONs of stuff you have to learn while being in this position & I was doing great making photocopies, taking passports, and even helping out in typying. When we are less busy, My boss comes for a chat with my co-workers﹑ which they eagerly and actively participate but I don't. Not because I do not like my Boss or I'm avoidant, but I prefer being at peace with my thought and value my personal space. Then I noticed after few days, Her behaviour and mood towards me changed for the worse as she shouts at me and insults me if i make mistakes, Ofcourse, That's not a problem, but the hurtful part is she hurls insult on my personality. She says to me "You stand there like mumu'', 'Dondie'', 'Lookie lookie like deaf and dumb' e.t.c .
But today at work, I made a mistake with taking a passport photograph due to the fact that the pressure was much coupled with the over-crowded enivironment.She instantly got annoyed and said she can't tolerate a dull and mumu person and that I'm too dull. She said I should leave.

I was pissed because I had not been given a chance to learn everything needed to know Yet. I think this was really unfair since I was not even given a chance to improve. She said blame me for being an "observer", but she had to let me go.

I'm not sad this happen but this had triggered my incentiveness and challenged me the more. I'm even courting an idea of developing a start-up.

There is nothing absolutely wrong with you, your boss just likes noise makers, Mike Adenuga is an introverted person yet controls billions, the same with most nerds, don't become a lousy person just because you want to be accepted by this dog eat dog society called Nigeria, find your strength and utilize it...

Pidggin:
A simple operation will remove those breasts which may have been caused by the presence of female hormones, there is absolutely nothing evil about this.

Why are Africans this backward?

Tell them oh...

timbros:
The date was 24th March 2012.

It feels like just yesterday, but today makes it exactly FOUR YEARS of pure undiluted bliss...

Nairalanders please help me in thanking Jehovah for this wonderful lady. My wife, my lover, my sister, my mother, my best friend.

To the best wife ever..... If I was a cell phone, you would be the charger. I would be dead without you. I love you.

Bro my advice to you is to keep your wife away from nairaland before all these noodles female corrupt her mind, God will give you many more anniversaries, Amen.

Am so jealous...

Continental broadcasting is the most biased media outfit in Nigeria, I am not surprised thou after all Tinubu owns it by proxy...

I hope the noodles generation won't forget all these things come 2019...

Yet some people here say it doesn't concern the chairman of the anti corruption war (Buhari), if things continue like this there might be war...

Angelberry:
I don't have to contribute, if he can't provide all I want for the wedding, he can wed the next girl. can't marry a poor man.

You must be in your early 20's...

Angelberry:
Amen!!! He will be very wealthy

lol, it is good to dream but don't go chasing waterfalls...

He should have done it under ojuelegba bridge or oshodi, werele oh... Stupid love

Carter4luv:
nice point preye. my question how long has she been shwing u her bad side? frm ur story is jxt once, did u seat her down to talk sense into her. God created a man to guard his wife, if u gave up easily on her, dats to say ure not ready to get married, and also not ready to face life time challenges. all u jxt av to do is go talk to her, teach her if she decide not to change let her be and move on with ur life.

You are very fortunate not to have met such a lady, trust me no one can change a human being, the human being has to want to change by them self, am sure the man whose lawyer wife killed him taught like you do now...

Strangely enough I have a very bad temper but I have NEVER beaten any girl when angry, the worse I do is isolate my self for a long time. No one should tolerate a violent person cause such people can kill, no woman should ever challenge her man physically If she does she is just looking for trouble, she can insult my generation but she dare not slap or hit me cause then it will lead to something else, guess I am just lucky enough not to meet the physically abusive type of ladies. Guys really need to be careful if not she would kill you in your sleep...

Very funny and humble man, always has respect for everyone he meets both young and old, this is really a tragedy, may God see his wife and kids through...