₦airaland Forum

Denrele Edun---for being so stupid and fake, all those acts na over-do! ( )
Funmi Iyanda--- for trying to be Oprah, why not adopt your own style,biko?
Yinka Davies-- for thinking she is extremely intelligent,thats why she talks too much in interviews( )
to be continued

does anyone have an idea of how much it costs on the average for a plate of isi-ewu/nkwobi in these restaurants yu have mentioned, am dying to eat it

this is one of the most interesting threads on this forum.only last week,my boss received a call from a Nigerian in Afghanistan asking him to help him clear a consignment of his from Afghanistan.so i was dumbfounded and asked him what on earth he was doing in that country.but i could remeber when war first broke out in Afghanistan,Nigerian Government sent a mission there to fetch Nigerians that were there and they did come back with a handful of them so also when there was political uprising in Pakistan,Naija government did same thing.

read this, but i really want a graphical example of how it looks like underneath,
http://www.angelfire.com/ca2/BornHermaphrodite/
http://www.healthyplace.com/Communities/Gender/intersexuals/about_me.htm

since the story of that Nigerian female footballer,i have been wondering how the thing looks like.is it that prick is upstairs and the 'abunna'(hole) dey underneath?can anyone who has seen it b4 paint a vivid picture of it?or can i get the pictures from a medical book or what?i really want to see how it looks like and to my brother who wants to help his 'babe',i must let him know that it costs a fortune.NFA paid for the girls's operation in the USA,so my brother,you must be prepared to cough out a large sum of bux.As for me,,

1. Zeal--that girls is simply ug, my no 1 and 2
2. Zeal
3. omo baba
4. Kemistry
5. Arinze---- so so ugly
why is Clem Ohameze there? i dont beleive

am still amazed as to why people are not saying anything about the level of play of most of our players.dont you think that if a Maurinho were to be the coach of Nigeria with Taiye Taiwo on the left full back position and misfit Nwaneri as the right full back and a bunck of 23 players without a playmaker,what would have happened?i am not totally absolving vogts of the blames,but dont you think the present crop of players we have can only give out what they have in terms of their creativity and skills(talent).i mean you cant compare Eguaveon's or Ben Iroha's or Celestine Babayaro's creativity with either Taiwo's or Nwaneri's.Although one or two of them have been outstanding(Shittu & Osaze).my beleif is that first,we need a trainer/coach/technical adviser or whatever they call they call them to help us discover real talents that can wear our national colours and until then we can start talking of commitment and tactical approach to matches.That lies the present strenght of Cote d'ivoire. I seriously beleive we cant have that kind of team to represent us in 2010,because it is usually a long process.remember it took Westerhoff 4 years to acheive that.so Nigerians should never think a fire brigade approach will bring out the desired result lset we willalways rely on mother luck every time.

Chikki is really ok,the spice is da bomb, but i can bet why many people havent even tried eating it, the package isnt really attractive like that of Indomie.i can bet if the cover is redesigned to attract people,its popularity will surpass that of indomie.

please can anyone address this issue of gaps between going from one level of study to the other.It has always been a question they ask at the BHC, like a friend who had a gap of 12 years after his SSCE before he got an addmission to the university and after finishing he has secured a UK admission for his MSc, do you think this question will not come up in this my friend's case?as a matter of fact,my friend was working in all those 12 years

Aiyenugba---Yeoman's job,but i think he should be calmer and less jittery but i beleive he would be ok with more matches in his kitty
Shittu--[/b]for the first time in so many years,am seeing a replacement for Uche Okechukwu,very confident and calculating
[b]Apam--with nore games,he would be there, did a good job
Rabiu--did his best,but i think he still needs to up his game
Taiwo the tornado--worst player on the pitch.i think its high time we looked for a replacement for this guy, he is a super eagles misfit
Olofinjana--thinks he had an average game but i think he can do better if what we hear about his performance for Wolves is anything to go by
Mikel--[/b]this guy needs to add finesse to his game, he was too bullish in tackling the opponents, i wonder what he has learnt since playing for Chelsea, i think he needs a psychologist to help him with his play but pending when he would be at his best,i think Onyekachi should be in charge of that department
[b]Utaka--not much was seen of this great Nigerian footballer mainly because his wing wasnt used or was rarely used in the game, he was just smiling and 'resting' througout the game
Manasseh--needs more games in the super eagles but he flunked a chance in the game, not really a bad outing
Obagoal--fantastic goals from the weapon of mass destruction,he should have taken that penalty, Allardyce needs a rethink else he will loose this chap
Uche--he could have scored that goal one on one with the goal keeper, but we should not forget that the best players in the world have lost penalties
Vogts--needs to do more job with the palyers in the midfield

Super Eagles--think they had an above average game--kudos

has anybody in the house  been succesful with this APTECH final year UK admission or has seen anybody?i see it in the newspapers and i really want to know its authenticity, thanks.

has anybody in the house been succesful with this APTECH final year UK admission?i see in the newspapers and i really want to know its authenticity, thanks

Hi ,
I use Nitel ADSL service and i must say im really impressed at the performance lately and the speed is bam, imaging for the past 3 weeks there was no downtime even for minutes, unlike the old days of incessant downtimes, something is sure happening with the ailing company.

Please can somebody give me a lead as to how i can contact NITEL representatives on this service.
Its reall urgent.Thanks

I attended Federal University of Technology Akure Staff Primary School and i can still remember the first verse or so:

Futa staff school is our school(2x)
we are proud of futa staff school,
for qualitative education and better turn out,
futa staff school is our school[/color]

Thereafter i attended the Great UNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL, ADO EKITI in then Ondo state of Nigeria, i think the athem goes like this:

[color=#550000]Unity, ado ekiti is our school(2x)
to live in peace and harmony with my fellow students and members of the staff,
my alma mata, i love you, i love my alma mata,
to respect others opinion,
to unite nigeria and ondo state in particular,
and with the help of God am determined, to acheive this goal [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

This is the best thread on Nairaland in recent times, i felt like crying reading this thread and the responses from accross the globe, more powers to your elbow, Nairalanders!!
Keep the good work up! A member requested for e-mail addresses to send some Bongos Ikwe oldies nad all others,please forward the links to tunjiadebayo2k@yahoo.com, but why didnt anyone mention our dear politican cum pastor?, Chris Okotie,older Nairalanders will remember that his music ruled the Nigerian airwaves in the early 80s, please,if yu have got his song(s),please send to the e-mail address up,
Cheers!

hello there,pls does anybody know the C# code in ASP.NET for downloading file i.e by clicking on a "download" button, a given file can be downloaded either in[b] word[/b] format or PDF .

any luck with unlocking my NOKIA 6630?please contact me if you have any resource as to the unlocking of my NOKIA 6630 in Nigeria o! or better still in London.its such a lovely phone i cant afford to 'just look at it in the eye'.my e-mail is ayoadebayoy2k@yahoo.com

Hello brothers and sisters in the forum,

I need the link to download a Nec e616v driver.
Please can someone send me the link now?
I'm really in need of it.
u can send it to my mail ayoadebayoy2k@yahoo.com

I really need it now. Its very important!!!

Hello brothers and sisters in the forum,

I need the link to download a Nec e616v driver.
Please can someone send me the link now?
I'm really in need of it.
u can send it to my mail ayoadebayoy2k@yahoo.com

I really need it now. Its very important!!!

Dont Know who  really shortlisted Kanu,Essien,Drogba,Eto' O and of all Abou Trekka  for this year's GLO/CAF African footballer of the year without shortlisting the real Africa's greatest football export to Europe this year in person of Fredrick Kanoute, one wonders why he isnt included in that list inspite of his contributions to his Spanish Club since he joined them.Earlier this year,he single handedly helped his Club(Sevilla FC of Spain) to win the UEFA cup and to cap it all,he is the highest African goal scorer  in one of Europe's best league at the moment with nine goals, Guys,dis aint easy feats!
Although it may be argued that he isnt a thorough bred African like Kanu and the rest,but he has demonstrated that he truly has African blood lying in him by choosing to play for Mali,his native country ahead ofcountries like France and England that really lobbied to have this great African in thier teams.That alone should have made CAF to honour this examplary African footballer!!

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help on what aspect of PHP?

hi,i want to know if the interview is based on the recent job vacancy that FCMB advertised.
Thanks.

for now, my hardest is java,c++,c
easiest, VB.NET

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thanks SBU,could you please let see an example of a typical GUI of an online quiz written in JAVA or some resources on it?

at any rate,i need solution , just a beginner and in any case,am a student like you.just an assignment anyway!

somebody there help me on these,



build an online quiz/questionaire wherein the user tests his knowledge base by

solving a number of questions.the question will be of multiple choice type such that

there is only one timer to monitor the time taken by the user, which will also

automatically redirect the user to the next question if the time limit for each

question is exceeded.the questions for the quiz along with the answers for the quiz

would be typically stored in a database and would be accessed one at a time by the

application.At the end of the quiz ,the score is to be calculated based on the

performance of the user and is to be displayed.
*The core software to be used for the development will be based on the Java 2

platform and its APIs.
*The approach towards solving the problem must be object oriented.
*Data for the quiz must exist in an external data source and must be retreived using

DBMS suc as SQL server.(i.e JDBC API)
*Multithreading features can be used to implement the timer.

let somebody come out and tell us now.i personally wanna know how much they pay