₦airaland Forum

Henryyy:
You are a fool. Yoruba girls shit on all what you call beauties in potor republic any day.
These are the ugly things we find in your region, u no dey shame. Spits.


I get more if you need am.

Guy you wicked o...see how you take finish ajokuta ma momi Igbo

Oh Lord, why do i hate this guy so much? He is actually the first criminal i will hate this much...perhaps it is due to the recent CCTV footage of the Owerri bank robbery i watched. These guys do not have mercy for their victims...idiot..please jail him for life..let him rot in jail already..he is not fit for the society

smallJagaban:
ASK YOUR ELDERS AT HOME TO TEACH YOU HOME TRAINING

They don't have home training. They wake their fathers with kicks every morning..have you heard the expression "ipa ni won fi n ji baba won"...

Lord God,let me be able to use the word broke for myself knowing fully well i and my wife have in our accounts what goodluck nd patience have in their accounts... amen

Remember me at this trying time Lord. Amen

manu1:
What?

KATE HENSHAW LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN MADE UP BY A MORTICIAN
USING BROWN MUD MIXED WITH ASH
HABA! TOO HEAVY AND UNNATURAL LOOKING
SEE HER LIVE ANDSHE LOOKS LIKE AN OGI SELLER AT ORILE
NOTHING LIKE THIS PICTURE SHE IS POSTING, BAD AS IT IS...

But the picture ain't even fine...i think people are just being unnecessarily sentimental..the make up made her look like she is concealing wrinkles

Please can I have your number? I want to tell you something important. Thanks

NB: it is not what you think o

If you be 34, how old Omolize (yak's younger sis) come be?
Anyway, happy birthday and many happy returns

He is even an Azzna fans

d king123: Kaita should be investigated for his action in 2010.

I have been thinking in the same direction since this news broke out

My take is when she goes,what happens to the probe? what happens to her 'accomplices'? No one seem to be interested in others who would or have benefitted from this scam.

Again my question is "is she being targeted by some people or her ministry is the only corrupt one?" I do not mean to say corruption should be condoned because of that.
I would also like the whistle blowers to spread their dragnet to other corrupt government and non-government agencies such as some banks demanding bribes before they give employment to people. Corruption must be wiped out from the face of Nigeria. It is really annoying.

Tpave: Obo---abunna tried.

Oloshi

COOLDUN: What is wrong in coming together to migrate to America? were they not the ones that started the illegal migration to African and Nigeria? those days they were coming with all their family members, dogs, monkeys and other pets who arrested them? Who gave them visa then?

Satanic British who put Nigeria into mess when they were told to go home, who arrested them? Nigerian always leave the vital matters and treat the irrelevant ones. Just leave the young man and the lady alone.

True that... The reason i do not always celebrate deportation news or think that illegal immigrants in foreign countries or people trying to get into these countries by crooked means are the worst crime news on earth. The Europeans put Africa into this mess in the first place

donigspain: I knew it! Damn, I knew am right...
From a personal research I conducted which lasted over a period of two years, I observed a strong correlation between the lunar cycle and my moods (emotions). I saw myself having gloomy moods usually during full moons. My roomie in school even said something about it that I always act emotionally withdrawn in particular times of the month (time between month end and the beginning of the next).
Whenever I noticed I've been gloomy for two days stretch without a reason I would look up and true to my guess, it would be a full moon. Anyways, am working on getting over that time controlled mood swing. I don't know about sleep quality but am soooo sure about the mood angle.
Where's my buddy Billyonaire?

You re a lunatic,simples...

ENGR.PERFECT:
UNA BIG OOO. U SHOULDN'T ADD SO MUCH WEIGHT AS A WOMAN ... BUT HAPPY MARRIED LIFE STILL.

Na everybody dey big now for people face...shior

4chi: Ashebe is a piece of s.hit. He was so ugly he was not laid in state and was ignonimously buried in the dead of the night.

He was not man enough to admit his allegiance to the ibo gods that he worshipped secretly. He died neither a Christian ,Muslim animist or atheist. He was a spiritual

And physical coward. May he rot in hell.

Gbamest

slap1: Patience cannot even understand a stanza of Soyinka's easiest poems, yet she runs her illiterate, 'umbleralistic', sewage-pit of a mouth at him. Even in death, Stella Obasanjo is a better First Lady than that pumped-up frog called Patience.

She did not say all that. They wrote that for her. Does she know the meaning of the expression "standing on a clay feet"

BeraBera: Who does these bloggers think they can deceive? Me? Definitely not me.
How do they expect us to believe that this is actually Paul's (P-Square) Blackberry. Anybody can change his/her BBM display name to anything. I can even change mine to Goodluck Jonathan. Does that make me GEJ? Why hide the BB PIN? They should have left it so that we can see it, and for people that have Paul's PIN to confirm. And then, when did using someones pic as DP amount to "official acknowledgment"? Abeg these bloggers should go and sell this story to Nursery school pupils.

Sharp girl..you wan try your luck too..make dem publish him PIN so that you go add the bobo..Try harder next time

So many mu(squared) in Naija...thank God for social media exposing the way we reason as a people with only a few exceptions.I now know why we are still where we are in Nigeria. We are a very gullible set of people. People, please be logical as i cannot imagine a 14-year old that is this talented and still go unnoticed in his secondary school. By now,he should be a celebrity in the school and the town at large..programming na beans?? Secondly,He got an iphone and it was stolen on the eve of the day he was supposed to sell it. Pray,where did he get the iphone from? My thoughts is that he probably should be able to get a laptop from the same source. A lot of things that do not add up in his story. Then again, i doubt if a 14 year old in Nigeria would be able to come up with a well articulated fund raising write up like the op's,although he supposedly a genius.Maybe some adults helped him sha...But then i may be the mu(squared)

brixton: You are child, simply keep off d internet and face ur studies. Maybe in yrs to come u wil get a paying job and realise wot it takes to give out 5,000 naira

For realer

deadie: So childish. I thought she was an adult.

My thoughts too

Gamji007: My dear, are you alryt?

She is perfectly alright.Abacha was one helluva man,indiscriminately wicked dictator.He was living large,at the detriment of the masses.A senior lecturer's take home pay was 7k at that time.Minimum wage was N800 and it took the next regime of Abdulsalam Abubakar to jerk it to N5000.what a big leap and relief for the suffering masses. There was no money and freedom of speech.Imagine,people were even afraid to discuss government affairs with their immediate family...meeehn,it was as bad

Vancouverplus: So Nation's Cup is your own problem

Yes na...may he continue to rot/roast in the hottest part of hell fire

Flirtyfemi: Lol!
Gbogbo Bigz geh - Eniola Badmus actually shared this photo of hers during the week and it went viral in seconds.
Trust Nigerians, they reacted to the photo with some funny comments. Eniola Badmus has a message for her critics, read her reply (tweet) below:

[img]http://4.bp..com/-yPlcTnBbRvQ/UaDEIKuN41I/AAAAAAAAAzE/Sf2ziukTgnc/s1600/eni-764899.png[/img]

http://www.kemifilani.com/2013/05/should-i-commit-suicide-cos-im-big.html

Nna,leave the beauty aspect alone o..

Okija juju: WHy was my post deleted na?!

Isnt Eniola a fat piggy?!

If she was a box/container, she would be 40ft container.

Eniola is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down..

Eniola is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale..

Eniola so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Eniola is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.

Bad guy...you don jam this woman

Noblechyk: there are better ways u can expose ur stupidity maturely. At least, it's better for people to think dat u hav a dysfunctional brain than to think u hav none at all. Celebrating goodnews doesn't hurt bro. No offence but grow up.

What is good in the news? Someone is saying Nigeria should move away from doing things the way it used to be done in the 70s and 80s... i.e celebrating the take off of a construction by the federal govt,some as small as secondary school,you are saying the news is worthy of celebration. Why not wait till it is finished before you roll out the drums.How many times do we hear of such in a saner climes that should serve as models for us? We need to move away from the status quo and forget about ethnicity or where a leader comes from if we wanna start growing because all i see here are people praising GEJ because of where he comes from

[quote author=]In the 80s when children were still dying from common diarrhea? Nigeria was better because i didn't have 'laptop'? wow.[/quote]You wont understand dear...those were relatively goooooood times in Naija

playmode: [b]Did i tell you my parents still live in Naija FYI my father is dead and my mother as well as siblings stay in the same country as me.None of them is eager to go back to your yeye Nigeria.I repeat ,Nigerians are a senseless people.A nation that intentionally elect a corrupt person whose wife was arrested for trying to smuggle stolen wealth out of the country. Tell me what do you call a people who collect bribe to vote for the wrong candidate? Are they sensible or senseless

It is a simple question that deserves a honest answer.2 + 2 = 4 ,it will never equal 5.You can't cure a headache with alcohol. As long as you lot continue to do the same thing ,Nigeria will never change. It will remain a cesspit and an eyesore to the human race.$150 billion dollars yearly in Oil revenue yet no electricity.Kenya that makes less than 20% of that is fully electrified,same as egypt , Ghana and the rest.Yet you monkeys call yourself giants ?? Giants ko ,dwarf ni.

Nigerians don't need soft words as they are intellectually incapable of processing such.They are animals who need hard words so that they can wake from the Zombie state they are in and do what is right for the future generation.Nigerian celebrities give birth overseas,why is that?They even take pictures and flaunt the fact that they flew all the way from Nigeria to give birth in the US or UK. If you people were sensible ,why don't you have capable Hospitals to handle child deliveries? Even your senseless president and his wife fly to the Uk and Germany to get treatment for simple flu and you say you people are not senseless In all the years of Jonathan being President ,it did not occur to him to set aside money and build a world class Hospital in both Lagos and Abuja.Instead he hires an Israeli company to spy on Nigerians and even attempted to steal $21 million from the contract.Oh yes you people are very sensible.The truth is bitter ,just swallow the pill and learn.[/b]

Hard/bitter/harsh truth

Oh i miss Akure,the people,the life..i miss my friends

BayoAA: What most of we "full - blood" Nigerians do not understand is that this guy has a different mentality (Russian) from us. He speaks his mind regardless who you are. Note that there is always an iota of truth in his words. Until we start speaking our mind and acting our mind (Like Osaze)...we will continue to trail the path of doom as a nation.

So what do you expect full blooded Adrei Arshavin to say over his inability to start a single premiership match all season or the fact that he has been dropped from the national team since the end of Euro 2012 competition?

They were successful and IBB was became the Nigerian Army Armoured Corps Commander but would later be accused of buying old tanks and passing them off as new, making huge profits.

Bad guy

Akainzo: Over 65% of Nigerian smartphone users.
Over 40% of Canadian smartphone users
Over 35% of UK Smartphone users
Over 12% of Europe Smartphone users
Over 8% of US smartphone users
Over 80% of Fortune 500 company CEOs.

Now have I answered your questions?

Thanks a lot for the stats.I still like and enjoy my blackberry.Makes me stay close to my family back home in Nigeria and other parts of the world