emperorchedda:
When you're chating like this with your girlfrnd
You: Hey
She: Hello
You: Xup
She: I'm fyn & u?
You: Gud
She: K.
There's another guy online going like this
Guy: Gudmorning Beauty, How's ur pretty self doing 2day?
She: Lol. did u'av to make me blush dis early morning?
Guy: You deserve that My Bestiee, U always look more beautiful whenever u blush.
She: Woww! stop flattering me jhoor.
Guy: I'm not Baby, its just that i love u & ur happiness matters a lot to me.
She: I'm in a relationship Deariee but the truth is that u've a
way of making me happy whenever i chats with you.
Guy: U deserve 2 be happy, enjoy ur day my Angel, got 2 go
now, chat later
She: tnx Swtdy, i'll miss u, can't wait 2 av u back online.
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you may say she's too cheap to fall 4 mere words but thats
how women were meant to be. they like soft words 4rm their spouse.

rigarmortis:
1. The real man pill
Some naija girls try to market and sell the “real man” to some poor unsuspecting dude, any dude that swallows this pill will immediately start acting like some robot, the “real man” is not supposed to do this and that, as prescribed by the particular naija girl you are dating.
Swallow this pill and you are doomed for life, suckered into the myth that all men are supposed to behave in some way, which is infact a bid to control you, you should be pitied more than juddas Iscariot.
The irony is that most of this girls have dated wimps in the past, broke up with them because he behaves like a puppet, meet you, fvkcs you to spite him and then tries AGAIN to turn you into the former BF by selling the pill to you.
Poor souls.
RED FLAG.....watch out for words like.....”your mates out there”....”real men are......” or trying to make you watch some romance movie or telemundo, then she ill hold up the characteristics of the main guy who is soooooo gentle, but beats his wife in real life and has had 40 divorces....watch at your own peril, if premership season is off, watch NBA, if its off season, plug your playstation, if none is available, give her the remote and take a nap.

2. The “need to be taken care of” mentality
You would usually hear a naija girl say stuff like...i need a guy who can take care of me....well, nothing is wrong with that, but they mean it in a lazy way, like they are some dumb invalid, they appear like a wimp doll whenever i hear that shiii and should be surprised when they are treated as such, what happened to striving to get yours, the days of..the wife sits at home is gone, its equal rights now...of cos there wil be occasions now and then when, but don’t act like you have won the lottery, retired, or hit a jackpot as soon as a guy asks for your name.

3. Potential boyfriend profiling
Naija girls profile you and size you up as soon as you say hello, you can see the cat like eyes darting around, all over you, searching for a clue.
Yeah, everybody wants the good life but then what happened to meeting a person first and knowing him then seeing if you like him or not.
When i meet such girls, i can sight them a mile away, but usually when i am drunk enough or just unfortunate to cross their path, immediately the sizing up begins, i feel like just cutting it short and walking away, but i am a gentleman, i just give an excuse about how my phone battery is flat, collect their number on a sheet of paper, then calmly proceed to dispose of the paper in the nearest dustbin, .
4. Some things are not sexually transmitted
Success, wealth, smartness.....what do they have in common.....they are not sexually transmitted, so next time you are in a car and feel like the world is your, when you get kicked out you will end up with nada, so get yours, the fact that you are fvkcing each other doesn’t mean shiiii.

5. The victim mentality
Guy meets girl, they start fxking, guy spends heaven and earth, girl meets sugar daddy, girl leaves guy........guy is hurt bad, everybody tells him he is a man, to move on.
Guy meets girl, guy empties his bank account, girl is happy, guy sees a girl with phatter ar53, guy dumps girl, girl screams blue murder, tries to make guy look bad in the eye of the public, that is so nija girl, its unfair and idiotic, get over it, apply makeup, hook another one, thats the spirit.

6. Extreme neediness
No need to explain, naija girls seem to need one thing or the other, some see it as a way of testing your love.

Quite insane

7. Shallow mind and ignorance.
She knows BB10, iphine, mercy Johnson, kim, k, ,,...thats the end, go deeper and you jam a brick wall, without a helmet you might get migraine for life, some of these girls are dumb as a doornail,, keep it up, keep steve jobs family rich and complain whne you are 50 and single.

Ninapha:


As a Nigerian I love Bahari's speech and salute his courage.

Orators are born to lift souls with their speeches but Performers are born to build on the speeches of the orators. They speak less fantastically but talk with their achievements.

Bahari is the orator.
Jonathan is the performer!

Ride on Jonathan u are the man.

Horus:


Terrorist organisations have the capability to fly planes. Remember 9/11 at the World Trade Center

Remarkable:
before you want to talk of Ojukwu fleeing....

talk of Ogundepe fleeing Nigeria....

of Obasanjo fleeing with a bullet in his bum-cheek, causing it to t we rk....

of Ode-kunli fleeing and arriving PH half-naked like a jigalo or should I say mad man with one leg of shoe on.

waternogetenemy:


I did not see Federal presence from the Nigerian side. I did not see Gowon. I did not see OBJ. I did not see IBB. I did not see Danjuma. I did not see the Nigeria he was important or a hero for as u put it.

osjoshua:
nice booking

Missmossy: I concur,some women may be devillish in their ways though it will take a very patient man not to strike such a woman.

janjon: Plz I need you guys to en-lighting me more on HSC. I studied Surveying and geoinformatics Engineering... which of the courses do you think I put in for. im a fresh graduate

freshness2020: No one should expect anything from each other. Be it the lady or man! It should be based on a free will term! The problem is "expectation".. When ♈όϋ live a life of not expecting anything from anybody in whatever regard, I bet ♈όϋ will live happier!
It shouldn't be on a basis of "as I give, I must get in return".
Let's try and live above that mentality !

BlackTechnology:


Yes after IBB OBJ ABACHA etc are held in Guatemalan bay for socio-economic terrorism.

What is good for the goose is also good for the gander.

100Cents:

A trailer can only carry one at a time. I have seen some being transported..

Poor reportage..

lalasticlala:

this ur pic is scary. u should have written "viewers discretion advised"

naptu2:

His office is in a completely different building from his house. The office is attached to the Council Chamber. The Council Chamber is where Federal Executive Council, National Council Of State and other such meetings are held. That's also where he addressed the nation from (presidential speeches). That's where he receives visiting heads if state. That building is the symbol of the Aso Rock Villa and that's the picture that I posted on the other thread.

naptu2:

The Aso Rock Villa, like Dodan Barracks, is not a mansion. It's a complex made up of many houses. The President's office is not the same as his house. They are different buildings. It's not like State House Marina, The White House or Buckingham Palace. However, the building in which most important state functiins take place is the Council Chamber (also known as Aso Chamber). That's the building that's shown on tv. I posted pictures of the exterior of the building on the other thread.

The Aso Rock Villa is not just one house (unlike the White House, etc).

naptu2:

Aha! I see why you'll be disappointed. The Aso Rock Villa is not a "Presidential Palace". It's not like the White House or State House Marina. It's more like State House Dodan Barracks. It's a complex.

chronique: Funny enough,I like the fact that you can't get to see pics of Aso rock online except you visit the place physically. I also like the fact that it's not a place anybody can visit easily. If it was,who knows what kind of embarrassment boko haram would have caused us by attempting to attack this building? Nigerians are so sentimental and majority of us lack proper reasoning and fail to dissect issues properly,before commenting on them. We always want things in Nigeria to be done the way you have them in America and Britain(which is not a bad idea),but do not live like them/have the same patriotism like them. They have a united front and will do anything to support each government that comes to power;they are not divided along religious/ethnic/tribal lines. But in Nigeria,every government that comes into power and is headed by a man from a certain part of the country,automatically becomes an enemy of another part of the country. I believe Aso rock was built with all that secrecy,to prevent the govt of the day from being toppled via a coup d'etat;not necessarily to prevent a foreign invasion. When the military built this,I'm not sure they were envisaging a civilian president without military background,coming to live in it. Today,it's been a sort of blessing to the current president,and would still be to subsequent civilian presidents. With all that has happened in Nigeria these past few years,I doubt if attempts wouldn't have been made to either topple the govt,or assassinate the president.

The plain truth is that,the political situation in Nigeria as at today,is still very volatile and as such,cannot allow for "unnecessary" tourism into Aso rock villa(irrespective of the fact that it was built with our money and the govt was elected into office by us). Violence and political killings has to be eroded completely from our politics,and Nigerians must start to see and support whoever is in power,without looking at where He/She comes from,before asking for Aso villa to be open to its citizens. Until that is done,I say: close Aso villa and make it as discreet and secretive as it can be.

naptu2:

Check the previous page to see pictures of State House The Aso Rock Villa

ypzilanti:

So... the original founders of Nigeria thought it appropriate to have a simple well guarded house the appeared accessible to the people, but once the shenenigans of coup plots and corruption started, the leaders had to run away and hide from the people.

Im not putting words in your mouth...just reflecting on you informative post. Thanks for the information I knew about the state house marina, but thought it was for the premier of the south western region.

simplyOJ:

You conclusion got me thinking. What is good for Bulus is is also good for Bala.

Blaqsmith: Igbakeji Orisa...all hail Oba Lamidi!

laplace12:
Lol,
Work, you no wan work.
Resign, you no gree resign.
Sack, you no gree make them sack you.
employee wey pass em oga

sunnywhyt: WHY THREATEN TO ARREST PEOPLE INSTEAD OF ARRESTING THE VIRUS...

kennygee: The biggest problem with communication is that we don't listen to understand, we listen to reply.