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It's been over 13 years. I hope my friends here are all well today. Sigh... just passing through... take care guys. |
Third alert received. |
iammiracle1:I doubt it. Some Abuja folks were paid 3k today still. |
iammiracle1: it's just 3k x2. (Abuja) A quarter is recharge card money! |
joobseekar:Believe what you may bro. I don't have a need to be believed and can't really be arsed to do screenshots to prove anything. Just thought I'd support someone who was called 'false' for acknowledging a second payment. Cheers. |
joobseekar:Are you implying that it's not true? You could just say it without the emojis. |
Autobot45:It's true. Just got paid a second time. July 2nd. |
I follow the Spanish League and I can't understand the comparison. Messi is a class above Ronaldo in terms of all round play. I can say that he's by far the best passer of the ball I've ever seen. He offers more to the game and I'd pay to watch him play over and over again. By the way, Ronaldo is an awesome footballer but come on guys...he only scores goals, mainly tap ins. |
Hi Phil, thanks for your services. My cars have since arrived. Cheers for amazing work!
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sensisosu: We are actually a goal downOh shut up willya? |
[quote author=Idi-Amin]Please all carriers of bad news, saying we are 1 goal dowm, abeg stop am ooo. You go kill person ooo[/quote]Those guys are relying on livescore.com. The silly website has it that Namibia scored in the 4th minute. Clueless ![]() |
Feleezy:Surprised? I recall watching Iniesta tear teams apart from the CM role as early as three seasons ago. When he partners Xavi there, he shows excellent mastery and control. Alexis was the surprise for me; he tried dribble sequences that showed an increase in his confidence. |
AjanleKoko:I agree. He's easily the best crosser of the ball at the moment for Barcelona. He just needs to polish certain aspects of game (which Pep will see to). The significant thing about his emergence is the rot in Pedro and Villa's form. I worry for Pedro especially. He's not been the same player who burst into the scene some 2 or 3 years ago. As for Afellay, he's not Barca quality and I'm not sure he will ever be. Finally, I've seen Gerard Delofeu play for Spain's U20 and believe me, the boy has got amazing talent. |
Cuenca WILL be great! Watch this space. |
Barca too much jare!! And then MESSSIIIII!!! |
Bawss1:My thoughts exactly. I've been searching for Battlefield 3 and Arkham City. Any ideas on how to get them quickly? ![]() |
SIX IN THE CITY !!! ![]() |
Lamino419:I just got FIFA 12 and trust me, 'player likeness/character representation' on the game is fantastic. Had to change the new tactical defending mode to legacy mode because I was getting battered left, right and centre! ![]() |
mukina2: mukina2:Love the way you call these guys midgets But when they stand beside you, they get noticed and somehow everyone else doesn't. Giants of the game.folahann:Honestly, Arsenal would have made them look like world beaters. |
Kennyblues:You do realise that Liverpool has a recent 'history' of twatting Manchester United? You also know that United's 19 titles is history, right? So what do you have against rich history? |
Oskilala:That's not even remotely funny as a joke or brilliant as a pun. Grab your coat! ![]() |
Ibime:lol! Jordan Henderson was terrible today! Believe me, if Steven Gerrard was fit and kicking, Sagna would have been found out playing out of position. Sky Sports rated Enrique at 8 (see man of the match comment) and Sagna at 6. Same with Goal.com. But then some bellends here feel they are better analysts than those professionals, innit? http://www.skysports.com/football/match_report/0,,11065_3407280,00.html And besides, Enrique won the Barclay's Man of the Match award for his performance against Arsenal today. But again, haters gonna hate. |
ritchboy:LAWD HAVE MERCY!! Sagna had a better game than Enrique? Sure you saw this game? Seriously? Enrique was MILES better than Sagna! I struggle to think of any meaningful effect Sagna had today. He must be grateful for Vermaelen's (great player) cover play. |
Enrique was very good today! He was obviously charged not to make forward forays due to Walcott's pace. Result: he had poor Theo in his pocket all day long! End of argument!!! ![]() |
Moodie:I think you'd find it's an own goal by S. Reid. |
@ alekside, Yeah Downing had the record number of crosses last season (and pretty quality ones too). Henderson had the fourth highest assist stat last season too. ![]() |
I disagree. Downing and Nzogbia aren't similar players. Liverpool needs; 1. English players to fill up the homegrown quota plan which takes effect this season 2. A good crosser of the ball to pick out Carroll (Nzogbia's not) 3. An out and out winger who hugs the line and doesn't cut in too much (Nzogbia cuts in a lot like Maxi, Kuyt, Suarez, Joe Cole and Gerrard) Nzogbia is better at dribbling and is more powerful than Downing in footballing terms but his temperament leaves a lot to be desired and he doesn't possess the REQUIRED skill set needed currently and urgently. By the way, did anyone else see the match today? Ended 6-3 to the reds vs Malaysia 11. Aquilani was AWESOME and Charlie Adam was great too! Carroll had a terrible game while Ngog was classy. Meireles was too rusty while Kuyt was sharp. Early days; bring on Hull! ![]() |
Just saw the Liverpool friendly match. Ended 4-3 to the reds. Adam was good, so were Aquilani and Carrol. But the stand-out performers were Flanagan, Joe Cole and Robinson. Conceded two stoppage time goals due to terrible defending by Andre Wisdom and Agger. Early days though. Raul M, Gerrard, Glen Johnson, Lucas, Aurelio, Suarez, Skrtel and Reina were absent. Can't wait for Saturday's match. Should have Meireles back for that. |
Hi peeps, a bit off-topic but I came across this today. Haven't stopped laughing since A Day in the Life of Cesc Fábregas The following nonsense is made up. I don't even know if Cesc likes Jeremy Kyle. 09:51 Wake up. Pre-season training hasn't started yet so stay in bed watching Jeremy Kyle. Check phone. Two unread text messages. Both are from Arsène. The first one was sent at three in the morning, possibly under the influence of a few glasses of red wine. 'Cesc u r making a mistake', it reads. 'We were ment 2 b. We will b gr8 together. U and me, heroes of arsenal. Plz dont goooo '. Sigh in exasperation and open up the second text. This one is more succinct. 'Ignore last night's text. Please call me soon - Arsène.' Get up and make breakfast.10:24 Watch DVD of Barcelona beating Manchester United at Wembley. Imagine that it is you that sets up Pedro to score the opening goal. Celebrate each of Barcelona's goals by sliding along the floor on your knees, just like you do every morning. Go up to the attic and fetch your Barcelona jersey. Hug it tightly and mutter 'soon, soon' surreptitiously. 12:34 Phone rings. Think it's Arsène so leave it go unanswered. Begin throwing darts at Brian Horton dartboard in your kitchen. Phone rings again. Answer it this time. It's a hack. Ask how he got your number but he ignores you. Hang up. Hack rings again. Tell hack that you love Arsenal but who knows what the future holds. Change phone number. Again. Begin to cook lunch (pizza) and return to dartboard. 14:11 Doorbell rings. It's Arsène. He asks if you got his text messages. Tell him you lost your phone. He smiles and invites himself in. Sit down on the couch and listen to Arsène talk about His Plan. Avoid eye contact. Stare at ground and tell Arsène that your mind is made up and there is nothing he can do about it. He starts to get angry and begins talking about League Cup runner-up medals. Ask him to leave. He slams the door while shouting, 'I don't need you, Denilson and Diaby are the best midfielders in the world.' You know he is lying. It still hurts. 16:01 Turn on Sky Sports News. The quote you fed the hack earlier is scrolled across the yellow ticker. Notice that quote has been altered to say that '[you] loved Arsenal but Barcelona is what the future holds.' Watch fans burn your Arsenal shirt outside the Emirates. Ring agent and ask him to clarify what you really said in the press. Read news of Thiago extending his contract with Barcelona and begin to panic. Text Gerard and tell him how much you miss him. Wait sixteen minutes and forty three seconds before you get a reply. Gerard says that he misses you too and that he and Carles are doing everything they can to bring you home. Smile. 18:35 Win the Champions League with Barcelona on Fifa 11. Score two goals as captain in the final. Finish the season as topscorer. Sell Thiago. 19:57 Doorbell rings. It's Wilshere. Don't answer. He climbs in through an open window. He starts to tell you off for making Arsène sad. He asks if you're really leaving for Barcelona. Tell him that you are. Enjoy the confused look on his face. 'But Barcelona's not even in England', he says. Usher him out when he starts singing God Save the Queen. Return to Fifa 11. Drop Messi and play yourself up front. Score a hattrick in a 3-0 victory against Real Madrid. 23:21 Go to bed. There is nothing on telly and you have no one to go out with. Sleep with picture of the time Pepe put a Barcelona shirt on you under your arm. Dream of the Champions League final. Again. 02:42 Woken up by a text. It's Arsène. 'Plz Cesc, i can change. Dont leave. Plz dont leave.' Change phone number. http://ballbetweentwo..com/2011/07/day-in-life-of-cesc-fabregas.html?showComment=1310571018549#c8516359040109819281 |
Hi peeps, a bit off-topic but I came across this today. Haven't stopped laughing since A Day in the Life of Cesc Fábregas The following nonsense is made up. I don't even know if Cesc likes Jeremy Kyle. 09:51 Wake up. Pre-season training hasn't started yet so stay in bed watching Jeremy Kyle. Check phone. Two unread text messages. Both are from Arsène. The first one was sent at three in the morning, possibly under the influence of a few glasses of red wine. 'Cesc u r making a mistake', it reads. 'We were ment 2 b. We will b gr8 together. U and me, heroes of arsenal. Plz dont goooo '. Sigh in exasperation and open up the second text. This one is more succinct. 'Ignore last night's text. Please call me soon - Arsène.' Get up and make breakfast.10:24 Watch DVD of Barcelona beating Manchester United at Wembley. Imagine that it is you that sets up Pedro to score the opening goal. Celebrate each of Barcelona's goals by sliding along the floor on your knees, just like you do every morning. Go up to the attic and fetch your Barcelona jersey. Hug it tightly and mutter 'soon, soon' surreptitiously. 12:34 Phone rings. Think it's Arsène so leave it go unanswered. Begin throwing darts at Brian Horton dartboard in your kitchen. Phone rings again. Answer it this time. It's a hack. Ask how he got your number but he ignores you. Hang up. Hack rings again. Tell hack that you love Arsenal but who knows what the future holds. Change phone number. Again. Begin to cook lunch (pizza) and return to dartboard. 14:11 Doorbell rings. It's Arsène. He asks if you got his text messages. Tell him you lost your phone. He smiles and invites himself in. Sit down on the couch and listen to Arsène talk about His Plan. Avoid eye contact. Stare at ground and tell Arsène that your mind is made up and there is nothing he can do about it. He starts to get angry and begins talking about League Cup runner-up medals. Ask him to leave. He slams the door while shouting, 'I don't need you, Denilson and Diaby are the best midfielders in the world.' You know he is lying. It still hurts. 16:01 Turn on Sky Sports News. The quote you fed the hack earlier is scrolled across the yellow ticker. Notice that quote has been altered to say that '[you] loved Arsenal but Barcelona is what the future holds.' Watch fans burn your Arsenal shirt outside the Emirates. Ring agent and ask him to clarify what you really said in the press. Read news of Thiago extending his contract with Barcelona and begin to panic. Text Gerard and tell him how much you miss him. Wait sixteen minutes and forty three seconds before you get a reply. Gerard says that he misses you too and that he and Carles are doing everything they can to bring you home. Smile. 18:35 Win the Champions League with Barcelona on Fifa 11. Score two goals as captain in the final. Finish the season as topscorer. Sell Thiago. 19:57 Doorbell rings. It's Wilshere. Don't answer. He climbs in through an open window. He starts to tell you off for making Arsène sad. He asks if you're really leaving for Barcelona. Tell him that you are. Enjoy the confused look on his face. 'But Barcelona's not even in England', he says. Usher him out when he starts singing God Save the Queen. Return to Fifa 11. Drop Messi and play yourself up front. Score a hattrick in a 3-0 victory against Real Madrid. 23:21 Go to bed. There is nothing on telly and you have no one to go out with. Sleep with picture of the time Pepe put a Barcelona shirt on you under your arm. Dream of the Champions League final. Again. 02:42 Woken up by a text. It's Arsène. 'Plz Cesc, i can change. Dont leave. Plz dont leave.' Change phone number. http://ballbetweentwo..com/2011/07/day-in-life-of-cesc-fabregas.html?showComment=1310571018549#c8516359040109819281 |




'. Sigh in exasperation and open up the second text. This one is more succinct. 'Ignore last night's text. Please call me soon - Arsène.' Get up and make breakfast.