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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool [3-1] On Saturday, 31st October; by tocdee(m): 1:55am On Feb 21, 2023
It's been over 13 years. I hope my friends here are all well today.
Sigh... just passing through... take care guys.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tocdee(m): 1:39pm On Oct 14, 2019
Third alert received.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tocdee(m): 9:53am On Sep 13, 2019
iammiracle1:


Sé make i pm you? grin


ohh maybe they thought 3k is small for some northern states

I doubt it. Some Abuja folks were paid 3k today still.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tocdee(m): 9:05am On Sep 13, 2019
iammiracle1:


Ewooo, bro swap quarter enter my account nah grin

grin it's just 3k x2. (Abuja) A quarter is recharge card money!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tocdee(m): 8:48am On Sep 13, 2019
joobseekar:


are you still trolling? you know the rule here brother. Screenshots will save us a lotta stress.












wait! are you implying my own assertion ain't true either? cheesy cheesy

Believe what you may bro. I don't have a need to be believed and can't really be arsed to do screenshots to prove anything. Just thought I'd support someone who was called 'false' for acknowledging a second payment.

Cheers.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tocdee(m): 8:38am On Sep 13, 2019
joobseekar:



Hehehe, and this is my 5th time of being paid....













se e le mad ni.... cheesy cheesy all ye "non-applicant"!

Are you implying that it's not true? You could just say it without the emojis.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tocdee(m): 8:29am On Sep 13, 2019
Autobot45:

Lie go kill u...pls I dare u to make me 'a fool's by posting ur alert screenshot...this place don turn play for una eyes abi

It's true. Just got paid a second time. July 2nd.
Sports / Re: Messi May Be More Talented But Ronaldo Is Simply A Better Player by tocdee(m): 7:46pm On Jun 05, 2017
I follow the Spanish League and I can't understand the comparison. Messi is a class above Ronaldo in terms of all round play. I can say that he's by far the best passer of the ball I've ever seen. He offers more to the game and I'd pay to watch him play over and over again.

By the way, Ronaldo is an awesome footballer but come on guys...he only scores goals, mainly tap ins.
Autos / Re: Buy Your Cheap Clean Tokunbo Cars With Low Millage From Cotonou by tocdee(m): 8:20am On Dec 06, 2013
Hi Phil, thanks for your services. My cars have since arrived. Cheers for amazing work!

Sports / Re: 2014 WC Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Namibia (1 - 0) On June 3 2012 by tocdee(m): 4:41pm On Jun 03, 2012
sensisosu: We are actually a goal down

Oh shut up willya?
Sports / Re: 2014 WC Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Namibia (1 - 0) On June 3 2012 by tocdee(m): 4:36pm On Jun 03, 2012
Idi-Amin:
Please all carriers of bad news, saying we are 1 goal dowm, abeg stop am ooo. You go kill person ooo

Those guys are relying on livescore.com. The silly website has it that Namibia scored in the 4th minute. Clueless grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tocdee(m): 12:11pm On Feb 23, 2012
Feleezy:

Don suprised me tho, never thought he'll make a good midfield anchor.

Surprised? I recall watching Iniesta tear teams apart from the CM role as early as three seasons ago. When he partners Xavi there, he shows excellent mastery and control. Alexis was the surprise for me; he tried dribble sequences that showed an increase in his confidence.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tocdee(m): 11:18am On Nov 02, 2011
AjanleKoko:

Nice to see a new winger emerging, in the shape of Cuenca. I see him as the next Pedro. He's quick, he dribbles, and he's got an eye for goal too. He does get a bit predictable though, but he is young and his game will improve if he gets more minutes. I must say, La Masia continues to represent. wink
I wonder what will happen to Ibi when he returns from the ACL injury. He will most likely leave Barca in the summer.

I agree. He's easily the best crosser of the ball at the moment for Barcelona. He just needs to polish certain aspects of game (which Pep will see to). The significant thing about his emergence is the rot in Pedro and Villa's form. I worry for Pedro especially. He's not been the same player who burst into the scene some 2 or 3 years ago. As for Afellay, he's not Barca quality and I'm not sure he will ever be.

Finally, I've seen Gerard Delofeu play for Spain's U20 and believe me, the boy has got amazing talent.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tocdee(m): 10:52pm On Nov 01, 2011
Cuenca WILL be great! Watch this space.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Viktoria Plzen Vs Barcelona (0 - 3) On 1st November 2011 by tocdee(m): 10:42pm On Nov 01, 2011
Barca too much jare!!  shocked shocked Those boys Thiago and Cuenca will be great and it's nice to see Cesc, Sanchez, Puyol and Pique back! Now unleash Xavi and Iniesta on Milan and tie up the group!!

And then MESSSIIIII!!!
Gaming / Re: Official " New Releases " Thread. Check For Latest Games by tocdee(m): 9:47pm On Oct 28, 2011
Bawss1:

That's putting it a little strongly but yeah I prefer games with a direct objective not one where the aim appears rather blurry and all you have to do is roam about the entire map. I know there are some cool sandbox games out there but I always tend to get tired with all the distractions and side quests.


My thoughts exactly. I've been searching for Battlefield 3 and Arkham City. Any ideas on how to get them quickly?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 6) On 23rd October 2011 by tocdee(m): 3:37pm On Oct 23, 2011
SIX IN THE CITY !!!

grin grin grin
Gaming / Re: Fifa 12 Wil Be >>>>>>pes 2012.my Fellow Gamers Whose Wit Me by tocdee(m): 12:09pm On Sep 30, 2011
Lamino419:

Pple r 2 stubborn 2 admit the fact dat fifa is better dan pes in all aspects(except 4 player likenesses).*

I just got FIFA 12 and trust me, 'player likeness/character representation' on the game is fantastic. Had to change the new tactical defending mode to legacy mode because I was getting battered left, right and centre! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: BATE Borisov Vs Barcelona (0 - 5) On 28th September 2011 by tocdee(m): 2:16pm On Sep 29, 2011
mukina2:

midget villa scores

5-0 barca
mukina2:
ts. T
^We nor ask you angry tongue

midget scores again
4 -0 barca

Love the way you call these guys midgets  wink But when they stand beside you, they get noticed and somehow everyone else doesn't. Giants of the game.



folahann:

Why dem no give Arsenal this kind BATE team. Mtcheww

Honestly, Arsenal would have made them look like world beaters.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (8 - 2) On August 28th 2011 by tocdee(m): 5:23pm On Aug 29, 2011
Kennyblues:

4. for LIVERPOOL, tune in to your history channel (full of talk of history).


You do realise that Liverpool has a recent 'history' of twatting Manchester United? You also know that United's 19 titles is history, right? So what do you have against rich history?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Norwich City (3 - 1) On August 27th2011 by tocdee(m): 10:21am On Aug 28, 2011
Oskilala:

The MATA with Torres is the MATA

That's not even remotely funny as a joke or brilliant as a pun. Grab your coat! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by tocdee(m): 6:28pm On Aug 20, 2011
Ibime:

^^Jordan Henderson

lol! Jordan Henderson was terrible today! Believe me, if Steven Gerrard was fit and kicking, Sagna would have been found out playing out of position. Sky Sports rated Enrique at 8 (see man of the match comment) and Sagna at 6. Same with Goal.com. But then some bellends here feel they are better analysts than those professionals, innit?

http://www.skysports.com/football/match_report/0,,11065_3407280,00.html

And besides, Enrique won the Barclay's Man of the Match award for his performance against Arsenal today. But again, haters gonna hate.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by tocdee(m): 5:04pm On Aug 20, 2011
ritchboy:

Olodo, i never said he was poor, he had a decent game. I'm only wondering why you're raving about him when Sagna playing out of position had a better game at left-back.

LAWD HAVE MERCY!! Sagna had a better game than Enrique? Sure you saw this game? Seriously? Enrique was MILES better than Sagna! I struggle to think of any meaningful effect Sagna had today. He must be grateful for Vermaelen's (great player) cover play.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by tocdee(m): 4:26pm On Aug 20, 2011
Enrique was very good today! He was obviously charged not to make forward forays due to Walcott's pace. Result: he had poor Theo in his pocket all day long! End of argument!!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Albion Vs Man Utd (1 - 2) On Sunday 14th August by tocdee(m): 5:44pm On Aug 14, 2011
Moodie:

Manu 2:1 west brom- ashley young

I think you'd find it's an own goal by S. Reid.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: Champions of England by tocdee(m): 8:20pm On Jul 16, 2011
@ alekside,
Yeah Downing had the record number of crosses last season (and pretty quality ones too). Henderson had the fourth highest assist stat last season too. smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: Champions of England by tocdee(m): 3:21pm On Jul 16, 2011
I disagree. Downing and Nzogbia aren't similar players. Liverpool needs;

1. English players to fill up the homegrown quota plan which takes effect this season

2. A good crosser of the ball to pick out Carroll (Nzogbia's not)

3. An out and out winger who hugs the line and doesn't cut in too much (Nzogbia cuts in a lot like Maxi, Kuyt, Suarez, Joe Cole and Gerrard)

Nzogbia is better at dribbling and is more powerful than Downing in footballing terms but his temperament leaves a lot to be desired and he doesn't possess the REQUIRED skill set needed currently and urgently.

By the way, did anyone else see the match today? Ended 6-3 to the reds vs Malaysia 11. Aquilani was AWESOME and Charlie Adam was great too! Carroll had a terrible game while Ngog was classy. Meireles was too rusty while Kuyt was sharp. Early days; bring on Hull! wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: Champions of England by tocdee(m): 4:49pm On Jul 13, 2011
Just saw the Liverpool friendly match. Ended 4-3 to the reds. Adam was good, so were Aquilani and Carrol. But the stand-out performers were Flanagan, Joe Cole and Robinson. Conceded two stoppage time goals due to terrible defending by Andre Wisdom and Agger. Early days though. Raul M, Gerrard, Glen Johnson, Lucas, Aurelio, Suarez, Skrtel and Reina were absent. Can't wait for Saturday's match. Should have Meireles back for that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tocdee(m): 4:44pm On Jul 13, 2011
Hi peeps, a bit off-topic but I came across this today. Haven't stopped laughing since grin

A Day in the Life of Cesc Fábregas

The following nonsense is made up. I don't even know if Cesc likes Jeremy Kyle.

09:51 Wake up. Pre-season training hasn't started yet so stay in bed watching Jeremy Kyle. Check phone. Two unread text messages. Both are from Arsène. The first one was sent at three in the morning, possibly under the influence of a few glasses of red wine. 'Cesc u r making a mistake', it reads. 'We were ment 2 b. We will b gr8 together. U and me, heroes of arsenal. Plz dont goooo sad '. Sigh in exasperation and open up the second text. This one is more succinct. 'Ignore last night's text. Please call me soon - Arsène.' Get up and make breakfast.

10:24 Watch DVD of Barcelona beating Manchester United at Wembley. Imagine that it is you that sets up Pedro to score the opening goal. Celebrate each of Barcelona's goals by sliding along the floor on your knees, just like you do every morning. Go up to the attic and fetch your Barcelona jersey. Hug it tightly and mutter 'soon, soon' surreptitiously.

12:34 Phone rings. Think it's Arsène so leave it go unanswered. Begin throwing darts at Brian Horton dartboard in your kitchen. Phone rings again. Answer it this time. It's a hack. Ask how he got your number but he ignores you. Hang up. Hack rings again. Tell hack that you love Arsenal but who knows what the future holds. Change phone number. Again. Begin to cook lunch (pizza) and return to dartboard.

14:11 Doorbell rings. It's Arsène. He asks if you got his text messages. Tell him you lost your phone. He smiles and invites himself in. Sit down on the couch and listen to Arsène talk about His Plan. Avoid eye contact. Stare at ground and tell Arsène that your mind is made up and there is nothing he can do about it. He starts to get angry and begins talking about League Cup runner-up medals. Ask him to leave. He slams the door while shouting, 'I don't need you, Denilson and Diaby are the best midfielders in the world.' You know he is lying. It still hurts.

16:01 Turn on Sky Sports News. The quote you fed the hack earlier is scrolled across the yellow ticker. Notice that quote has been altered to say that '[you] loved Arsenal but Barcelona is what the future holds.' Watch fans burn your Arsenal shirt outside the Emirates. Ring agent and ask him to clarify what you really said in the press. Read news of Thiago extending his contract with Barcelona and begin to panic. Text Gerard and tell him how much you miss him. Wait sixteen minutes and forty three seconds before you get a reply. Gerard says that he misses you too and that he and Carles are doing everything they can to bring you home. Smile.

18:35 Win the Champions League with Barcelona on Fifa 11. Score two goals as captain in the final. Finish the season as topscorer. Sell Thiago.

19:57 Doorbell rings. It's Wilshere. Don't answer. He climbs in through an open window. He starts to tell you off for making Arsène sad. He asks if you're really leaving for Barcelona. Tell him that you are. Enjoy the confused look on his face. 'But Barcelona's not even in England', he says. Usher him out when he starts singing God Save the Queen. Return to Fifa 11. Drop Messi and play yourself up front. Score a hattrick in a 3-0 victory against Real Madrid.

23:21 Go to bed. There is nothing on telly and you have no one to go out with. Sleep with picture of the time Pepe put a Barcelona shirt on you under your arm. Dream of the Champions League final. Again.

02:42 Woken up by a text. It's Arsène. 'Plz Cesc, i can change. Dont leave. Plz dont leave.'

Change phone number.

http://ballbetweentwo..com/2011/07/day-in-life-of-cesc-fabregas.html?showComment=1310571018549#c8516359040109819281
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by tocdee(m): 4:41pm On Jul 13, 2011
Hi peeps, a bit off-topic but I came across this today. Haven't stopped laughing since grin

A Day in the Life of Cesc Fábregas

The following nonsense is made up. I don't even know if Cesc likes Jeremy Kyle.

09:51 Wake up. Pre-season training hasn't started yet so stay in bed watching Jeremy Kyle. Check phone. Two unread text messages. Both are from Arsène. The first one was sent at three in the morning, possibly under the influence of a few glasses of red wine. 'Cesc u r making a mistake', it reads. 'We were ment 2 b. We will b gr8 together. U and me, heroes of arsenal. Plz dont goooo sad '. Sigh in exasperation and open up the second text. This one is more succinct. 'Ignore last night's text. Please call me soon - Arsène.' Get up and make breakfast.

10:24 Watch DVD of Barcelona beating Manchester United at Wembley. Imagine that it is you that sets up Pedro to score the opening goal. Celebrate each of Barcelona's goals by sliding along the floor on your knees, just like you do every morning. Go up to the attic and fetch your Barcelona jersey. Hug it tightly and mutter 'soon, soon' surreptitiously.

12:34 Phone rings. Think it's Arsène so leave it go unanswered. Begin throwing darts at Brian Horton dartboard in your kitchen. Phone rings again. Answer it this time. It's a hack. Ask how he got your number but he ignores you. Hang up. Hack rings again. Tell hack that you love Arsenal but who knows what the future holds. Change phone number. Again. Begin to cook lunch (pizza) and return to dartboard.

14:11 Doorbell rings. It's Arsène. He asks if you got his text messages. Tell him you lost your phone. He smiles and invites himself in. Sit down on the couch and listen to Arsène talk about His Plan. Avoid eye contact. Stare at ground and tell Arsène that your mind is made up and there is nothing he can do about it. He starts to get angry and begins talking about League Cup runner-up medals. Ask him to leave. He slams the door while shouting, 'I don't need you, Denilson and Diaby are the best midfielders in the world.' You know he is lying. It still hurts.

16:01 Turn on Sky Sports News. The quote you fed the hack earlier is scrolled across the yellow ticker. Notice that quote has been altered to say that '[you] loved Arsenal but Barcelona is what the future holds.' Watch fans burn your Arsenal shirt outside the Emirates. Ring agent and ask him to clarify what you really said in the press. Read news of Thiago extending his contract with Barcelona and begin to panic. Text Gerard and tell him how much you miss him. Wait sixteen minutes and forty three seconds before you get a reply. Gerard says that he misses you too and that he and Carles are doing everything they can to bring you home. Smile.

18:35 Win the Champions League with Barcelona on Fifa 11. Score two goals as captain in the final. Finish the season as topscorer. Sell Thiago.

19:57 Doorbell rings. It's Wilshere. Don't answer. He climbs in through an open window. He starts to tell you off for making Arsène sad. He asks if you're really leaving for Barcelona. Tell him that you are. Enjoy the confused look on his face. 'But Barcelona's not even in England', he says. Usher him out when he starts singing God Save the Queen. Return to Fifa 11. Drop Messi and play yourself up front. Score a hattrick in a 3-0 victory against Real Madrid.

23:21 Go to bed. There is nothing on telly and you have no one to go out with. Sleep with picture of the time Pepe put a Barcelona shirt on you under your arm. Dream of the Champions League final. Again.

02:42 Woken up by a text. It's Arsène. 'Plz Cesc, i can change. Dont leave. Plz dont leave.'

Change phone number.

http://ballbetweentwo..com/2011/07/day-in-life-of-cesc-fabregas.html?showComment=1310571018549#c8516359040109819281

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