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Lewisdinho:
U never see man where d talk too much up to the extent of telling his friends how he slept with u, the styles u gave him and so on.pray u don't meet such hence u will hate guys that talks much.

Nah this is not talking too much but a kiss and tell. A guy needs not talk too much to do kiss and tell.

franchasng:
If fine girl with big bombom and average pointed breast and flat tummy mistakenly crosses my lane, I swear 50 people go fall that day oh

Lobatan!

franchasng:
My wife is a super lucky woman, wished she could see this thread and appreciate the gem she has before one big booty, flat tummy sweet 15 chick snatch me away

You have the potential for number 3.

Everyman Reading this is either guilty of one out of the ten or has the potential for one or perhaps one that he is trying to avoid.

Strange but true.

Michelle 5:
Don't be too serious with my post, the Op said it's just fun thread okay.
Besides, everyone can adapt if you truly care for someone. Like I said I cared and stayed with him I only called it quit when he began talking down on people.
You don't fall in love with someone and not expect some nasty traits, it's all about compromise.

Nah compromise o my sister.. I no know how GOD take do am... Something must be a turn off shaa ni

lexy2014:
It's still very possible to have a guy who isn't into any of the above. Such guys aren't for just any woman

Strangely enough I don't do any on the list. I am a communicator though but I don't talk too much perhaps I write too much.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Na wa o.....
Me just get about five characters out of those listed Characters

You are finished

The insurance company for this ship must be really really buoyant.

And is he not one of the people that brought us to where we are?

Biglittlelois:
I do not understand guys here, thread says for ladies, them mandingos are answering on behalf of ladies, smh.

Infact the thing tire me o.

Lalasticlala food Don land.

Happy weekend.

PrimadonnaO:
Why do we have to pick?

Anything excessive is a problem.

The message is there.

richmond500:
u never meet people weh deh talk, the ones u can endure are just extroverts or jovial.
If u meet a talking machine, u no go stand am.

BTW, OP, u just left us hanging for the men thread

Lol!

Donspicey:
Lean and Tablets men nko

Which one be lean n tablet

This is a sequel to the thread .. https://www.nairaland.com/6478860/fun-thread-ladies-choose-poison

As we already know, no lady is perfect and almost everyone of them have a character defect they need to work on so guys tell us, which one of these ladies will you settle for provided that she is excellent in every other aspect. You must choose one.

1. Smokes excessively.
2. Takes too much alcohol.
3. Very Arrogant/Non-submissive
4. Promiscuous.
5. Very financially demanding.
6. Very Lazy.
7. Very Dirty
8. Sexually unattractive.
9. Stark illiterate.
10. Hates sex/ Sexually boring
11. Hates cooking.(Yes some ladies hate cooking and will never cook)
12. Social media addict.(Always on social media)
13. Artificial/Cosmetics body.
14. Being dishonest and lying regularly.
15. Violent/Destructive anger.
16. Devilishly Stubborn.
17. Very Controlling.
18. Diabolic
19. Very Rude and Condescending.
20. Hateful/Malicious/Unforgiving.
21. Dangerously Jealous and Possessive.

As you can see, the list is so long and that is because of the very intricate nature of women but the truth is that if we guys consider the faults of every lady we come across, we will never ever have a woman to call our own so tolerance and understanding remain the best options so just pick your headache and use your paracetamol as at when due or just forget about having a lady in your life and enrol yourself in a seminary

technicallyrich:
Toks2008, thank you for always giving me us the young,rich guys advice.
I like it,some other men in their 80s will allow us experience things ourselves but you always take out time to advice us and I really appreciate.

Thanks.

Carchoice:
They’ll pick a fraudster that knows how to lie, philandering, drinks, smoke and does drugs too

Lol!

Anigreat:




All the above mentioned are all off, but if a lady Should pick one , i think i guy who smoke too much is good to go. Provided he doesn't have a stained teeth.

I see.

As they say, men are like local ofada rice...no matter how careful you are in picking the grains, you must bite a small stone meaning no mater how many times you change men, you must be ready to cope with one form of terrible personality disorder or the other .

So lets assume you only have the choice to pick one guy out of these ten who is excellent in other areas but has one of these terrible personality disorders... which one will it be? Please note that the following vices are excessive.

1. Smokes too much.

2. Drinks too much.

3. Philanders excessively.

4. A man with terrible anger issues.

5. A prolific liar.

6. A man that talks too much.

7. A chronic gambler.

8. A very lazy broke guy.

9. A very stingy guy

10. A fraudster

I know many ladies will not pick any but then, you will still have flings with one out of the 10.

The morale of this fun thread is this... If you consider the weakness of everyman you come across, you will be in solitude for life.

Muna4real:
Married ladies please help.

Where can I find a husband material? No reasonable and responsible men anywhere. Where una de see these husbands sef?

As if she will appreciate one if she eventually finds him that is if she hasn't ignored one already.

And how Is this news?

Only a foolish man spends lavishly on a girlfriend even a wife who could still leave you.

Always spend reasonably.

Mooreleak247:
Egbami what is this one saying. How do u leave her? Do u av her in the first place? She's not even in naija that. Will u keep quiet and and find something more serious to do with ur life.

But wait she's a Canadian and ready to do anything for u. Hmmm... And u still want to leave her? Issokay! U must be enjoying all the problems and wahalas here. Next.....

Did it cross your mind that the guy is also in Canada?

HappyCanadian:
So you mean I shud tell her the real deal I don't want her depressed.. no other way?

A truth that hurts is far better than a million lies that soothe.

It will hurt but she will get over it.

When you live with a woman, do your best to make her happy but expect the worst from her.

Indeed women are wired to take advantage of good men yet they wail when a bad guy deals with them forgetting the fact that the bad guy was once a good guy who turned bad as a result of an experience he had with their specie.

My advise is that you stay in your marriage and continue to love her... Almost every lady if not all has one or two shitty nature and no matter how many times you change woman, you must be ready to deal with one form of shit so just learn to tolerate.

Women are serious piece of work.

1 million. Can you see why Police officers don't risk their lives.

Crazy

tito44:
how is she beautiful?
just praise her talent and stop lying

She is.

She is beautiful in a very calm way and that is a good thing for her.

Ekejoestar:
This question keeps ringing in my head after a girl am dating for close to two months stopped picking my calls and didn't reply my text even going as far as blocking my number with the phone I gave her. And the reason why I gave her the phone was because she's complaining that her exs' are still disturbing her and her phone doesn't have the block option.
Glory is her name and she is from Delta, and we never had a quarrel neither did we fought.
Well I've taken back my phone though it was a hard thing for me cos I was hoping that she will come back to her senses....


Pls has anyone experienced this, you dated a girl and got her a phone and after 2 days she stopped picking ur calls neither will she reply your text,,,,
Is that a sign of multi personal disorder?

I have written here several times before...Only buy a lady a gift you can afford to lose.

Collecting it back makes you look cheap.

eejo:
I noticed that many ladies are lonely in Europe and dying for companionship. The following reasons are responsible
1 Child care in Europe consume time and fund which many are not ready for.
2 Rape allegation can ruin your life thus Men are careful
3 long working hours which means less time for fun except holidays.
This normally get worse as they grow older and that is the reason scammers continue to reap this vulnerable women.

Lack of regard for men as many of them are abusive and arrogant.

The quest to remain single so that they can have access to welfare benefits for single women.

They actually don't need men cos many of them are financially buoyant.

Many of them are fully dependent on intimacy gadgets that give them orgsm quickly without any drama of heart break.

I can go on and on.

Nairalandian:
People should mind thier business biko

Gbam.

What is all these?

Guy abeg go and make money and forget all these.

Who get time for WhatsApp chatting?

technicallyrich:
Even you,a yoruba white garment church guy don't support bthe kowardly oduduwack republic.
I sincerely bthought it was Yoruba Muslims that don't support.
Or you think no need of supporting because you are too old and don't know how long it will last.
If brave biafrans and Niger Delta is can't get it for years na,na kowards na him go get am.
Allah bless you.
Long time

Which one be white garment church for the matter?

I go to all churches bro so im neither a predominant white garment or Pentecostal. I go to Redeem, Christ embassy, Winners and many more.

And Yes i support formation of Yoruba Nation except there is economic restructuring just that i am disappointed that at this point in time, we still largely depend on the north for farm produce yet we are ranting about leaving.

I have never and will never support breakup but if the government of the day refuses to restructure then the only option is disintegration.

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Yet these are the type of ladies on Nairaland who will waste no time to lash out at me when I talk about polygamy as the future.

Look at them popping kids even as single ladies which is far worse than having babies as married ladies.

Is Regina not far better than Chioma and her likes?