₦airaland Forum

Blackkie:
Abeg, who will teach me Yoruba language?
I am losing some juicy sales due to this language barrier.

Today, a farm manager whom i have been doing all my packaging to meet bumped into me this afternoon. He was glad to meet me and instantly he went off blasting this language and finally asked me to follow up on what he said only for me to tell him that i did not understand what he said. He looked at me and walked away.

Infact, i dont know when to see him again!

tempest01:
I saw the current MMM advertised by a friend sometime back and I quickly waved it off as a scam as with the HYIP and other ponzi schemes.

https://www.nairaland.com/3321916/sec-warns-nigerians-dangers-mmm

Given this topic that was on the front page today, I saw some comments by people and it was noted that ''There is no pool of money with the current MMM and therefore they can't run away''.

Given the nature of their business, with no investments and the fact that they have put in resources in place to allow for this trade to happen, it is pertinent that one day or another, they will close down, and they won't go through that stress without duping people of their money. Seeing the topic today, I had to register and checkout how the model works , and also brainstorm on the eventual way the MMM operators will dupe those that are in the system.

I am giving a scenario here and though it may not play out the same way, there should be no denying the fact that one day - which i wll term as ''the day of reckoning''. the MMM site will shut operations and will try to make as much as possible from your funds before that.



Now here is the scenario. As there is no pool as someone rightly said, I registered and saw the mode of operation. It is worthy of note that the same MMM site runs in several countries:-

Nigeria
South Africa
India
Colombia
Turkey

So from my postulation, the fold-up will happen in a month - The month of reckoning-- across all MMM sites on that month because anything short of that will send panic to other countries and they won't maximize.

The scenario i see playing out is that the handlers will have bank accounts or agents in all countries of operations and in the month of reckoning, as there is no pool of money, all the ''get help'' requests will be paused - Not paused perse, but no ''get help'' request will go through and will be pending as they won't publish it.

Now the ''Provide help'' will be allowed to work, but the account shown will be that of the handlers of the site (or their agents) and people will keep providing help, but it goes to the scam account. Now this will go on for a month as you have to wait for a month to use your Mavro. The first people that will notice the scam will be the ''Get help'' People as they will keep waiting, but no help will come. Then ''Provide help'' people will come to know after a while and they MMM people will release a statement saying the ''business model experiment failed and they are shutting down''

Be wise Nigerians....

Alternative views and constructive arguments are welcome

blaqiz:
u can stay indoor if u will be tempted to

jaybillionaire:
don't mind them, especially our naija girls, they won't talk cos they got no liver. We can analyse and vociferate on how much we love their properties and every godamn holes they've got, while they enjoy the plethora of innuendos, they only keep mute. Meanwhile, we ain't gagging them, I think they need to free themselves from the vassalage of being taciturn with such issues. They don't need to suffer in silence, the freedom of speech is for everyone. So my dear ladies, pls ventilate your opinions

RexEmmyGee:
How does MMM generate 30% to pay participants?

This is a question that can never stop being asked. I have tried explaining this severally BUT its like "magic" to so many.

I understand everyone's fears that's why I will break it all down further mathematically below.

Let's say,

100 donations came in from 100 participants @2,000naira each = 200,000naira

In order for the 100 donations to be paid their 30%, that means 60,000naira extra donations must come in.

The BIG QUESTION is then how?

Here it is:-
The 60,000naira wld come in through:-

(1.) Regular GH and re-PH from the 100 donations done by the participants.

Here is d maths:-
50 participants GH all their earnings + Principal donation = 130,000naira.

Total left over PH balance = 70,000naira

The remaining 50 then needs 60,000naira to get their own 130,000naira paid too.

The first 50 paid 130,000naira total then re-PH back their 100,000naira (maybe keeping back their total profit of 30,000naira)

That then adds up to the 70,000naira available to pay the 50 participants left (130,000naira).

++ So, the cycle continues on and on for as long as the principle of Regular GH and re-PH remains!!!

+++

This is just d same Principle Banks work with. That is why it is possible for just a deposit to serve 10 - 20 withdrawals.

And they pay you little interests for using your money to keep the redistribution process going!!

++NOTE+++
Don't come and do "Hit and Run" - The one u GH'ed and ran away with will soon finish and u will have to start all over again when coming back!! Why not just relax and earn for a longer period.

So whether new donations comes in OR not, the process of providing and getting help can continue for as long as all participants knows the whole process depends on their actions or inactions!!!

Secondly

(2.) New donations coming in through participants referring others to the community. This keeps the system consistently growing!! Every business (offline/online) needs new sales to survive..

Yes - MMM provides NO Guarantee and we all donate ONLY our "Spare Money"

BUT sincerely it can go on for as long as we all want since we all make the Community what it is!!

Always remember that in MMM there is

++ No Company Account!! Mavrodi can't wake up one day and ghost off with the money since we are not paying to his account.

++ You bank account/bitcoin wallet is MMM's account.

MMM's strength is the IDEOLOGY above that I broke down mathematically!!!

We are the Community!!

Together We Change The World..

mckoolcharming:
as I dey post I just received my pay for
MMM...... mmm is for real I swear

yorex2011:
Truth is most guys are under 7inches which is perfectly normal.
Just like 1 in 20+ guys are over 7inches.
Between 4.7-5.5 inch girth is very good.
If any girl is bothered about you size, just tell her to go and buy yam lolz.

Sex is 60 percent emotions, 30 percent skill and 10 percent size.

If you have the first two.. Thats 90 percent, plus size maybe 7percent, then you make your girl cum 97 percent of the time.

If na olosho tins then emotion isn't there, you prolly can satisfy maximum 40 percent of the time.

Rape, the first two presumably aren't there, so even if the guy has big dick, the enjoyment isn't there,
Maximum 10 percent probability of satisfaction.

All these are from the female side of things though.
These numbers hardly affect the male psyche

This are just personal opinions

Vikky014:

ayoolanr:
Girth over length according to most ladies! Decent length between 6 and 7 inches with good thickness will make a girl cvm multiple times! Even if you suck at the actual thrusting at least you habe the tools and you can make your girl do the work, she can ride you reverse and normal cowgirl and even be ontop of you while she bangs your brains out! Ofcourse don't just lay there, kiss her lips and squeeze her tits and suckle on her tips and make her see the stars,the moon, mountains and the Rivers all at once!!!

Berbierklaus:
Well I'm not CEO yet,lemme go and sleep so o can report to my paymasters on time


Omo kekere ara mi ni mi o

Berbierklaus:
Lol ,I refuse to carry face up jor


Grandpa,won't you sleep,work dey tomorrow o

Berbierklaus:
Na misspicy, bush man

blaqiz:
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Berbierklaus:
This is not the first time

MmmS:
which is small and can use it? Abeg stop lying to yourself! You ever wondered why small men father the kids of big men unknowningly? Abeg wake up from your dream oh! Big is all it takes to take a woman to the moon and back. You better go for enlargement before you take care of your neighbour's children o

Berbierklaus:
No you don't


must you always abuse me

Berbierklaus:
This old man again

luxanne:
It's just a weekend event and won't run for weeks.

The only thing you will be doing is just a poem and an essay, the image can be downloaded really and you won't be posting them but I.

And then your presence for the Q&A.

dollyjoy:
I nominate


oyind17 and baifrabushboy


lezzlie and ishilove


skarlett and JeffreyJames

laveda and davep


eeerm Amina508 and toks2008

dollyjoy:
I nominate

oyind17 and baifrabushboy

lezzlie and ishilove

skarlett and JeffreyJames
laveda and davep

eeerm Amina508 and toks2008

Jostico:
as simple as this "In this life have a finite disappointment but infinite hope" You don't know how it will happen but definitely it will happen

amtaken:
Why are there so many fake condoms in Nigeria today?


Most of them break while being used.

Can the Ministry of health look into this please, considering the fact that this could be hazardous to the health and can also lead to unwanted pregnancies?

agarawu23:
Some ppl are just ignorant and dumb. She is bursty, her boobs can't stand

Should I blame them ? NO!
Blame the olosho that can't keep her "private parts" private.

Isaacmacdon:
There are humans who can do without sexual urge, these set of humans are the ones who truthfully believe in God. Mary was a virgin, I guess you know the bible very well. Mary faced all the natural things a human would but still, she decided to keep her body not knowing she was going to carry the messiah. You keep saying the same thing. Many people on this thread has given you bible verses relating to this topic. This particular issue is a long and tiring one. I know and believe that the holy spirit reveals all the things that are true. Most people don't have a working conscience. The more you commit inquity, the more your conscience dies. The bible talks about been spoon fed. Isn't that the reason the holy spirit was sent to us?. We as humans are limited in wisdom and understanding. If you are going to refute all these things I said, then I've got no other choice than to ignore.

Please sir, I inquire your read 2. Peters 2 vs. 1-22. God has a message for you there.

searchiing4love:
There are many Nigerians who are suffering from several financial constraints. Some people can't afford to feed themselves due to joblessness, some people's education are on the line for a meagre amount of school fees which someone somewhere will spend on a bottle of champagne on a Friday night, some are critically ill and shy to seek for help and so on and so forth. The courageous one's who rather come online to solicit for help to solve their predicaments are mostly condemned and labeled scammers by ignorant peeps who believes all fingers are equal. Many are dying in silence because of the ridicule attached to begging. Nigerians will rather donate millions of Naira to you when you are sick with a life threatening disease but ignore so many people that needs just 5000 naira to rise above suicide thoughts. Some will tell you to look for what you can do in your environment as if the start up capital will fall from heaven. It's a crazy world we live in. What is the essence of the donations to Mayowa when it couldn't save her life? How many of the donors are willing to help hungry Nigerians? How many are willing to render help to IDP's? How many are willing to help that young man from been a drop out due to school fees?


We need to understand that humanity goes beyond helping the critically ill. Render help to those in need around you before their conditions degenerates into another Mayowa's story. Stop eye services and set your priorities right.

Rip to Mayowa, but I'm not impressed with the fruitless campaign

Dshocker:
WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
"The names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!"
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1000 WAYS TO DIE.

Zoharariel:
Whoever crowned this charlatan & spoilt brat as the Ooni of ife is a bastard & a disgrace to the culture & tradition of the Yoruba land.

This is what happens when the stool is sold to the highest bidder.

Now, “Gboromidelerus of Jesus our saviour” - quote me & receive the flaming javelin of Ogun Lakaaye Oshimale straight to the heart.