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5minsmadness:


This toks guy get mind sha.

Toks2008 i doubt any of the people agitating you read what you wrote up there.

My broda I get mind die and I can look anybody in the eyes and expose their hypocrisy.

I know many people don't read before commenting.

I can not fold my hands and see innocent people go to hell because they gave up their salvation due to false teachings of hypocrites.

Do you know that many people actually renounced their salvation because they masturbated after accepting Christ?

If people like me and others who know the truth just keep mum then many souls will end up in hell.

I have spelt it out clear and I leave it lalasticlala to push this out so that people can know the truth and maybe counter it from the bible so I will also learn and make corrections.

Isaacmacdon:
This topic is misleading. There are weak people on the internet, pls don't give them the leverage to remain that way. Masturbation is a sin and contains huge spiritual implications. You telling them to ease their sexual desire in their imagination is satanic and not of God. Are you preaching new age techniques or the gospel of christ?

If you have ever self serviced,fornicated or watched pornography or lust after a lady in the last 30days then you are the most hypocritical hell bound person in existence.

I am not passing judgment but im stating the fact.

Many people are in hell today because of people like you as you keep preaching one thing while practicing another.

Many ladies refuse to get born again because they cant imagine not wearing jewelries, trousers and putting on make up and weave ons. Amazingly, many guys have reneged their faith as believers because they can't stop taking alcohol and i really wonder if drunkenness is the same as taking a bottle of stout or a glass of wine.

Believe me, GOD in his infinite awesomeness will look down and laugh at the foolishness of men when it comes to some issues.

[b]Whatever you get addicted to becomes detrimental to your life and that does not make that thing a sin so please call a spade spade.

Addiction to food, water,Internet,normal drugs and so on can be harmful to you but does that make those things a sin?

It is so unfortunate that some of you coming to talk down on sound minded individuals who see self service as a potential bad habit if unchecked rather than call it sin goes to show how shallow minded you people are.

I am happy that i am on nairaland to point out the hypocrisy of many people and i really dont give a hute if lalasticlala does not put some topics of mine on front-page...for all i care,i have passed the message.

A married woman or man whose spouse is not around for a long time can masturbate with super relish just imagining making love to the spouse and in like manner an unmarried person can ease off by thinking about sex which is perfectly normal as human or is thinking about sex also a sin?

But when you watch porn to masturbate, you lust after the characters in the film or magazines and when you watch porn at all, you also commit fornication cos you lust after the characters as the bible says if you LOOK at a woman or man lustfully it becomes a sin.

My duty as a believer is to win as many people as possible into GOD's kingdom not by preaching heresy or from my ideology. The bible is silent about it so why should i use human philosophy to decide what is sin or sinless.

Many people are in hell today because after they gave their life to christ, they see themselves still self servicing and in their own mind because of the false doctrines from people like you and firstking01 gave up their salvation because they felt they cant make the kingdom of GOD. [/b]


If anyone comes online again to discredit what i wrote up there without vivid back up from the sriptures na e-slap sure pass for that person.HYPOCRITES EVERYWHERE.

firstking01:
Lol, be mature for once brother....who's competiting with you, and btw, spirituality has no age brackets...you dnt knw shit abt bible or God, stop decieving yourself nigga…what do you mean by "but when you are so filled with sexual passion yet you are not married you are free to ease off yourself with your imagination if you can"...do this and you have a straight ticket to hell...i 've been following and observing your threads for sometime nw, most of which are contradictory and controversial...my warning again to you, stop misleading people with this kind of mindset...if you wanna follow God, follow Him wholly...no put one leg for church one leg for the world cos that's the type of person i think you are...



Goodnight.

I smell hypocrisy ...

Please next time dont come barging into matters such as this without concrete quotes from the bible to back your opinion.

I guess having wet dreams should be a sin too.

Enuff said

Good night.

ReddLabel:
Crime under any guise is bad and must be seriously frowned at. But again, looking at how the whites came to Africa to dehumanize and traumatized us in the name of colonisation, our forefathers were sold into slavery and the lingering effect is still very much with Africa. Till date,whites are still enslaving us. I don't usually pity them when Nigerians scam them.

Soro niyen

Does this make it right?

firstking01:
Stop luring people into hell with this your heresy teachings, masturbation is a sin...i dnt knw if you read where i posted that for the fact that a thing is not in the bible doesn't mean it's not a sin...listen to me mr toks2008, some years bk God warned me seriously about masturbation and it's dangers, it has negative repercussions...if you like believe it or not...just like smoking and drinking is a sin but it's not specifically stated in the bible but symbolically and spiritually, smoking and drinking represents gluttony and dirtiness.

Ogbeni sit your ass down and get this straight.

I am a holy spirit filled,heaven bound believer in Christ and I have led many people to Christ not by preaching heresy but the truth from the bible so sit your ass down and learn right now.

Our body is the temple of God so smoking and "drunkenness" is a sin cos they destroy your body.

Nicotine and alcohol are substances that damage your organs.

Self servicing is a different ball game but the mistake you keep making is mixing up addiction with the subject matter.

Is eating food a sin? hell no but gluttony is a sin and its even in the bible.Any act whether good or bad if done in excess can be detrimental to us so stop mixing things up.

People like you make it difficult for people to make heaven by enslaving yourself in man made philosophy'.People like you go about condemning trouser wearing, weaveons and so on making people to see salvation as bondage.

Please read this thread of mine to have your inner mind open.

https://www.nairaland.com/2579060/8-false-teachings-churches-biblical

I have been a believer since 1987 and I know my stands.

Watching porn is fornication,self servicing while watching porn is fornication but when you are so filled with sexual passion and you are not married you are free to ease off with your imagination if you can but if you have the grace to control yourself good for you.

But if your heart condemns you if you do it then stop it..PERIOD

Caprigal:
@Nairaland broke dudes please feel free to vent and pour your frustrations on the thread because truth hurts.

As a lady what you have to deal with while dating a broke guy

1. Having to take public transport after seeing him. He can't drive you home cos no car.

2. The nicest date you've been on is at his house because when you two actually go out to fancy places you feel guilty about spending the little money he has.

3. No nice gifts, no random surprise presents to spoil you, he doesn't sporadically shower you with gifts.

4. The dudes shitty and embarrasing sense of style.

5. Him overcompensating by offering fake deep conversation and really really good sex.

6. He will also have the audacity to wonder why you are not madly, head over heels in love with his worthless ass. Hello? Why should you be? Men like submissive and obedient women while women like men that can protect and provide for them. Its biological and it isn't changing anytime soon so accept it and move on.

7. Prepare to hear him explain why its better to have your honeymoon in the comfort of your bedroom and not a fancy hotel or exotic country.

Any lady with this mindset should be prepared to remain single for life or better still be passed around from one rich guy to another.

Even Nigeria as a country is broke so if you come across a guy who can even give you transport fare good enough for danfo and take you to a decent mama put just thank God and hope for the better.

Igboro o rerin

For the records, I'm not broke but I'm only being realistic.This is the reason many ladies are used and flushed off cos its about what the guy can offer.

I will never date a lady without a source of income cos this is their mindset.

firstking01:
I 've already commented as i was led.

Ifahia led?

led by your own philosophy I guess.

If you read tru you will see where I stated clearly that if your heart condemns you when you do it without porn then stop it..Simple.

But no one should call it a sinful act because we can not start choosing what is sinful by human reasoning.

Call it addictive and I will agree, call it a bad habit and I will say it is for those who see it that way but call it a sin and I will ask you to back it up from the sriptures or keep mum.

I repeat, I'm not promoting the act and I don't even know how to whank as they call it but I'm always out to say things as they are without hypocrisy.

gbolakpine:
http://www.kongegist.com/2016/08/pastor-supports-women-ask-see-size-mans-manhood-marriage-jessica-saforo/

I no talk am?

lalasticlala no gree put the thread for frontage.

https://www.nairaland.com/2767218/when-she-asks-size-schlong

Richie0974:
I don't think it's possible for someone to self service without a drive, it's either cos of pornography or fornication, take away these two things and no one will indulge in self servicing.

I'm not here to support or go against the act.The facts about it has been spelt out.

Watching porn is a sin cos you will surely lust after the characters and self servicing watching porn is also a sin.

I know married guys who self service thinking about their wives and some single guys and ladies self service thinking about intimacy. which is a different ball game to watching porn.

Many believers make it so difficult for themselves with vague and baseless human ideology.

If you are matured enough to have sex and you are not impotent then one of the three options must be your choice..leave hypocrisy outta it.

lalasticlala I don't know if this makes sense.

firstking01:
I dnt really know where you are driving at maybe cos i didn't read everything you wrote but from your heading and second paragraph i can categorically and convincingly put it to anyone/body who masturbates is committing a sin pronable of bringing eternal damnation to yourself...your body is supposed to be the throne and temple of the holy spirit, so, how dare you defile it?...and if you think masturbation is not a sin why the guilt after the act?,,,anything you do and your concience is in disarray with you it's a sin....your concience is the God inside of you....i dnt wanna share my experience of masturbation and encounter with God...maybe some other day...again i qoute, that a thing is not in the bible doesn't mean it's not a sin....quit masturbation.

Please go back and read everything then come back to comment.

I'm just speechless.

Please babes be careful where you go with your bae and always have a self defence tool with you like pepper spray, small hunting knife and any other thing...some guys are demons in human flesh

Seunwife:
Very very true:... Especially the responsible ones are not romantic at all

How many have you dated.

I have seen many threads on nairaland concerning self servicing and each time i read these threads i just shake my head in disbelief and i just marvel at the level of hypocrisy many people bring into the subject matter but today i want to present my candid take on self servicing using the very words of GOD as guide.

1.Is self servicing a sin?: I have hoped that one day, someone will really quote a bible passage that condemns self servicing but so far what we have seen are human philosophies and personal conviction about the matter.I don't know what the Quran says about it but The truth is that the Bible is totally silent about this matter.Many scholars have sited the story of onan(Genesis 38) who spilled his fluid on the ground but a deep understanding of that story shows that GOD punished him for disobedience rather than the act.

Until we find a good scripture to point to self servicing as a sin i will urge people to stop using human ideology to deceive people about the subject matter."Don't let anyone capture you with empty philosophies and high-sounding nonsense that come from human thinking and from the spiritual powers of this world, rather than from Christ."Colossians 2:8

2.When does self servicing becomes a sin:I always asked; when you masturbate how do you do it?what goes through your mind? I really don’t think a single man or woman will be thinking about a football game or a tractor when self servicing but probably about sex and i don't understand why it becomes a sin for a human who GOD created with sexual urge to think about sex.

But when you watch porn or indulge in pornographic induced self servicing then you have actually committed fornication and i will back this up with the scriptures..."But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart"Matthew 5:28
This means when you self service while "looking" at pornographic materials,it is only natural to lust after the men or women in the film or magazines and that makes it outright Adultery/fornication making it 100% sin and in-fact looking at the opposite sex lustfully even without masturbating is a sin.

3.When does self servicing becomes sinless?:Now understand this fact,Sexual urge is natural,healthy and God created it in us. You can not pray and fast about not having a sexual urge because its as natural as wanting to defecate or urinate.

[b]GOD never intended for a full grown man or woman to be single but today, many factors are responsible for many unmarried adults which brings on them the pressure of sexual urge. If you are sexually active and you have the self control to stay without fornicating,watching pornography or self servicing i say GOD bless you but if you have a very strong libido i will advice you find a way to ease off without fornicating or watching pornography. As i wrote, it is perfectly normal to have sexual urge and it makes sense to ease off rather than burn with passion.

Conclusively,i would say self servicing should be stopped by those who see it as a sin regardless and just like every other habit that can become very addictive,people who indulge in it should know the limits.

However, the first step to stopping self servicing is to get married and if you still find yourself indulging in it with your wife or husband around then it becomes a matter of interest for you to address if it affects your sexual relationship with your wife.[/b]

"But if they do not have self-control, let them marry; for it is better to marry than to burn with passion"1 Corinthians 7:9

Even when we know that masturbation may not be a sure way of avoiding fornication, many people have successfully wade off fornication with the act but the simple fact is that as long as you are a sexually healthy man or woman,you are left with three options...To self service,to fornicate or to burn with passion.

So I ask anyone reading this to sincerely tell us the option he or she would settle for

Ishilove:
God bless you for this. Some of them give shitty and lame excuses like 'I'm busy' or 'I can't multi-task with my emotions'. They prefer chatting 24/7 instead of chatting with you and later they tell you 'I love you'.

Pshaw, ladies need to wake up

Sure omo to dun

Fresia01:
I broke up with my bf...I realized my emotions were being taken for granted...I keep pushing d relationship to make it work..he will tell me its over n then I will beg n we will reconcile.. I was d desperate one here...buh I couldn't take it anymore wen he told me to explore other guys cus he couldn't take me along to where he is going...he is a Yoruba guy and I'm Igbo...I witnessed real torture from dat guy buh I wished him well and moved on... my life revolved around him alone buh right now..guess its time to give other people chance

Sweet chic like you please forget him and move on but please don't conclude that all yoruba guys are like that.

Observant:
I know nothing about the UK, And yes you a very correct about my gamble with US. I was actually persuaded to try by my family.
Meanwhile my older brother graduated from a school in Canada and I was sponsored by the person who sponsored his studies few years ago.
If you have seen a Canadian refusal letter, they have over 20 reasons for refusal. I applied three times, the first two times were "insufficient funds to pay for your tuition and living expenses", in both applicstions I provided my sponsors financial and document and made a tuition payment for a semester. I was later advised to include my own personal finance.
So I did, for my third application I included my fixed deposit worth ($10,000), paid off the tuition worth $27,000, included my stock portfolio and bank statements.

Seeing that refusing my application for financial reason would seem stupid, they dug up another reason "purpose of visit". Totally contradicting the two previous reasons for refusal.
I had a nairalander who was in my exactly situation and copied my model to prove financial capability, his own application was approved.

Like I said there is no laid down rules at the American and Canadian embassies.
They are trained to process applicstions like a criminal case where they profile you with simple information from your application, informations you never thought were relevant.
I know this because I investigated my refusals with Canadian embassy by requesting for my case file.
I paid $25 each time to get my refusal case files. That is where you will see notes made by the officer who handled your application.
From mine I was accused of different things, from wanting to join my brother because he relocated to the town where the school i applied to was, to spending more than the required 5yrs to study engineering therefore I was perceived not to be a genuine student.

One even mentioned my parents not having funds to sponsor me despite the fact that my application never mentioned them as sponsor and my sponsor (older sibling) has already sponsored my older brother who did well in school and now work for a company.

The "insufficient fund"was a rouse to through me off balance which they successfully achieved.

If you want transparency in immigration go to the German embassy or Apply to Australia

I guess it was an act of God..maybe God did not want you to go to Canada but my point is I am more pleased with refusal after verifying my documents rather than blind refusal.

All the best

snowblaq:
...u are obviously having an anaphylactic reaction to that mixture....try getting and antihistamine like Cetrizine or Loratidine and take one tablet once a day....if this doesnt help in the nxt 24hrs...u might need to get to the hospital for an adrenaline injection.

You must be academically sound or a doctor.

Olawoye4359:
exactly 30 years back Love died in a ghastly motor accident "Logos-Ibadan express way"......
LOVE KO LOVE NI......
LOVE DON'T EXIST AGAIN JOOOOR

I agree jare but we just have to use that generic term when describing the facade.

ahnie:
You are solely responsible for intending broken relationships!

Soro niyen?

So you would rather prefer to be deceived shey?

DrMaths:
Nairaland is one funny place where people come to read latest happenings and to cool off. The most interesting part on the forum are the comments, where you get to read other peoples view on a particular matter and either respond or contribute. Now, the juicy parts of the comments are the hilarious ones, some of the comments are so funny, you can even crack a rib while laughing.
Personally, i prefer scrolling through comments on nairaland than buying ticket to attend comedy shows.
Thus, the following list came from closed observation on some of the most used cliche or slangs (as the case may be) that appear as comment on nairaland threads.
From the list to the greatest
Leggo
15. Iranu Abasa
Ever since Lil kesh used it in a song, nairalanders have decided to to partake in it. its mostly used when describing things that are unpleasant .

14. Have you Blame GEJ Today
This one is mostly found on threads where Lai Mohammed is relating the present Economy crisis to the immediate past administration

13. Who U EPP
Who dollar Epp, Who Pilgrimage Epp, Who Bleep Don Epp. Olamide surely gave nairalanders a comment kick starter.

12. End Time
End Time Baby, End time Girlfriend, End Time Pastors, End Time data Plan, End Time Mod. Just name it, naliralanders will End Time It.

11. GEJ My Hero
Temitemi started this campaign sometime last year, till date it still rocks on any thread where GEJ is being Exaclted.

10. Wasteners
I'll Pass

9. IPOB Youth
On nairanland, any monicker that support PDP or is Anti-the present administration is labelled an IPOB youth.

8. Change the Change
you see this on threads where it seems as if the wailers are winning the war.

7. Ugandan Brothers
I'll Still Pass

6. Lala and Snake
You will surely see this one on any snake thread that hits the frontpage. i fear for those moniker that use this one sha , if not because Lalasticlala is gentle, imagine if it was someone like Jim Iyk that is Lalasticlala.

5. Guess Who Is Wailing?
This one comes up when a well known Supporter of the Ruling party starts wailing. Some will even go as far as warning other Wailers not to give Wailers Form to the Repentant Soul.

4. Pictures You Will Relate With
This One Started As a child's Play until Smellymouth and Susan404 started adding spices to it. Even Photoshoot used it as a campaign strategy during the Mr Nairaland Competition.

3. Kenya and sex related news Be Like
And picture of the man with his two index fingers pointing forward will do the magic.

2. Afonjo Brothers
Still Passing!!!

1. I Came Here to Check Names
I present to you the "NAME CHECKERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA" (NCAN).
This one is found on virtually all the threads that hit the frontpage on nairaland these days. The good thing about the monikers that used this one is that they have branches everywhere in the universe, included Mars and Jupiter.

Add Yours
Source: Drmaths

16. Pictures or...

In fact what I enjoy most on bland threads are the hilarious memes...oh my I get cracked up swing them.

Reading comments on bland can be a great way of relieving stress.

Skmoda360:
you gonna kill a lotta relationship this morning.

On the contrary, this is going to sanitize many relationships.

lonelydora:
Many peeps are going to check and recheck their relationship after reading this. Most girls will assume they are not the main lover. Watch out for heartbroken stories on FP soonest.

Its better to be heart broken than to be in a charade in the name of an affair.

Furthermore I gave two options..work it out or quit..

ALAYORMII:
I don't mind a girl using Mii as part time lover


In as much as she's giving Mii her punna. (Duri, Otu, Obo) as at when I need it


Am available

You are funny...well at least you will know that you are her booty call.

Observant:
Canadian Embassy is no different from the American Embassy.
Infact Canadian Embassy appears worse.
My student application with them was the biggest horror of my life. They deliberately leave loophole and pitfall in the process.

My initial application was refused for insufficient funds even with my sponsor having 50X the required amount.
When I reapplied and paid off the entire tuition, added my own financial documents together with my sponsors, seeing that they could no longer hitch on finance to refuse my application they trumped up another reason "Purpose of visit " to refuse my application.

I applied to US, and my application was successful on first trial.

Both countries have no set down rules to verify applications, they just give visa officers arbitrary power to approve based on there discretion.

Your gamble was a success with U S trust me on this ..visa application process is more transparent with U.K and Canada despite your case.

Kyllahmc:
Lols im f**ked

Lol! wat hapin?

hakunajay:
Most ladies are in different relationships and acts in these different types of lovers. They'll be a side chick to one guy, a fall back chick to another etc

Lol..lalasticlala what do you think?

ChappyChase:
Watin women no go use us do

Its a two way thing

austinosita:
For the very first time on all US visa threads on Nairaland, someone has finally spoken the truth!

God bless you brother!

#You are so on point
#bitterfact

Just try London, Canada and see how these countries take time out to verify your intention and God help you that you are found wanting...na ban straight....that is commendable..

But U.S application is so whack and even if you are an intending terrorist, just perfect you vocal skills and convince the consular officer and that is it...you are in..

The most annoying part is the generic reason for refusing people talking about not having enough ties in your country and I tend to wonder that out of the number of people who demonstrate that they have strong ties how many do come back?

United states visa application process is the biggest joke of all time anchored by comedians in the name of consular officers..so sad.

MMempire:
This figures are false. The rate of rejections are relatively high. I am a living witness, i've been there. With more than 800 applicants per day, they hardly grant up to 50 visas. They should not fool people into believing they grant much visas. Save your money for better things.

You are absolutely right..at least 600 applicants a day multiplied by N48k if it has not gone higher.

48k x 600applicants = N28800000 x 5days = N144000000 x 4weeks = N576000000

Yet average of 40people are given per day while a larger number of unsuccessful applicants re-gamble their money.

This is why many people give testimony when they "win" the visa..what a sad situation.

tysontim:
This is one of the advantage of Dollar increase if you can't afford the fee u stay back and develop your Country, Region, State, Town, City or village.

United state Embassy are the biggest scammers if all time.

A situation where you pay so much for visa application and all you need to do is prove to the interviewing offer VERBALLY that you are qualified for the visa especially under non immigrant visa application.

Even those with genuine intents are refused because they seldom screen and verify your documents.

This is why they admit more bad people from different countries around the world because all you need do is perfect your communicative skills as well as lie to them and you are given the visa.

Yes we know that not all successful applicants have ulterior motive other than what they claim to be their reason for traveling but in my opinion, anyone applying for united states visa under non immigrant category is only on the verge of gambling his or her money away.

Arrant rubbish.