₦airaland Forum

jascon1:
Ppl have different stories. Annie ended up with tuface is not a criteria for other girls. Cheap women who know without the men they aren't going anywhere successful will stay with the men, but ladies when he can't respect you and u can't tolerate his games then move along. It is ur choice to make. Annie will never show u the tears at night. Glitters are not always gold.

adorablepepple:
I guess a girl kidnapped him,when she is pregnant she will release him. Who doesn't want cute babies

snazzy5050:
So dry
Dis got to front page
Nawa oooooo

evegran:
Not till you've been screened.

evegran:
Well said.
A gentleman always has my vote!

Chiam55:
For the last time



GIRLS love bad BOYS and 



WOMEN love MEN.

lawflec:
Happy birthday... But come to think of it.. Why should the revered man of God take clue from our hip hop celebrities that go outside to celebrate. While not in Nigeria or is our dear country not good enough. Bearing in mind that some south Africans died in his building collapse. Or is this a sort of compensation ... Just wondering of.

heryeendey:
HANDSOME PRESIDO

koligs:
I prefer to believe the rumour about them not going to church than to believe this....
Moreover, its nobody's biznes wether they go to church or not afterall na all man for himself and besides no be everybody they go church to serve God.
Many are bench warmers in the church undecided

wristwatch:
Much respect to u toks2008. Your comments and your way of reasoning is commendable.

U are right about your point bro. No lady wants to marry a guy who can't foot her bills.

wristwatch:
First impression lasts long as this is peculiar to the way a guy presents himself before a lady.

Often times I have seen guys been rejected by ladies because they fail to do their homework exercise.

However, there are certain things guys need to fix before approaching a lady which are;

1. Lustful glances

There are stylish ways to analysing the shape of a lady. However, not in front of her as you will be sizing her b**bs, fantasising her butt as if a tokunbo car is being checked. This attitude has changed wheel online when you see threads discussing about the shape of some female monikers. Na wao!

2. Body and Mouth Odour

The economy cannot be that bad as you can't afford to buy toothpaste and brush. Hitherto, It's shameful when the odour oozing out from some guys mouth is like a dead rat. Also, they can't purchase common N50 shaving stick to lower the forest region of their private section. Looking at their armpit will not be different from glancing a dustbin house.

3. Bad Vocabulary

I don't understand why some guys will not work on their english as they vomit bad vocabulary like bullets to wooing a lady. These are the category of guys who complained of ladies been a hoo simply because they won't give in to their blunder.

4. Tattered and Disgusting Outfit

Kingtom and Jacksparrow1207 will not cease to amaze me as they sag trousers(torn jeans for that matter) to woo babes. No wonder mhizkel and co. reject their proposal like a visa application been rejected at american embassy. Their latest move is to customised females monikers as tattoo on their skin. See desperation to get girlfriend.

5. Using Animal Sound To Call A Lady's Attention

Yesterday I received the insult of my life when I used whistling sound to call ishilove's attention as if she is a "bingo". She gave me a resounding/dirty slap and promised to ban me for 10years *Abeg Ishilove na joke* E jooo oo!

6. Sending Friends to do your bidding proposal

Since ladies has tagged me and tosyne2much as "abooki fragrance boys", We had no option than to send kinglekan (our errand boy) to convey our message of love to those ladies we have feelings for. However, they rejected our bidding proposal as we have been completed relegated from wooing ladies. #Show of Shame#

7. Consumption of alcohol to boost ego/self confidence

This is peculiar to immature dudes who have lost self confidence like flying eagles and super falcons. Because they are timid to approaching ladies, they ask orijin101 to serve them bottles of beer to build fake esteem.

8. Claiming False Riches

I don't understand why some guys will subject themselves to becoming a figure of maga for ladies.
Some weeks ago, I board a keke heading to allen junction. Sitting between me and a guy was a pretty lady. That day I was not in wooing spirit because of the hunger eating my stomach. Few minutes after, the other guy brought out his chinko phone and press the call button ranting about his millions worth of container awaiting arrival @ apapa. I couldn't hold my laugh when the lady hissed so loud indicating the mumu should shut his mouth.
Guys stop proving what you are not, please!

owolawitola:
I should be I

tana4gud:
ur comment too make sense.
Plus u have my vote!

Toks2008:
I believe your size must be here so which one are you?

owolawitola:
My size is not here so this picture is incomplete

adazinnie:
am no 3.....

RagaMufeen:
osun worker still no pay since 8 month, dat is bad and buhari has no do anythin since. always travel travel to germny chad niger. when is buari going to start work.
still buhari never do anything since he become president but why.
am tired for dis countries walahi, God is wacthing you buhari. olodo man foolish and stupid. better allow osibanjo to rule if you no no what to do and go and rest.
idiot olodo man.

Maya4eva:
Na whuch kain advice be dat? She'll never feel secure because she'll always see the current salesgirl as a threat.

cvibe2:
There is absolutely no reason why you should not want a great life! Marry right and you won't have to worry about cheating or nagging wife.


www.OnlyWorkingClass.com

Marry right and live a good life!

chuna1985:
And u think a chain smoker will stop smoking wen his wife complains/Nags about it?

chuna1985:
Cheating na small tin wen compared to Nagging oooo. If u marry big time nagging bitch, u will never die of low BP......Ur BP go de go only high high.

U go de jump ur own fence while running away from her in ur own home.

My Aunty once told me, A nagging woman can talk/nag n complain of the same thing daily for 25 years, Can you do that?

timawoku:
o'l boy nagging sef get coma!

High blood pressure, lack of sleep, hypeR tension , loss of wanting to live life sef, imprisonment and eventually;death

Cheating wife. You might just 'enter the game' (I.e 2 can play the game) and you might end up living 2geda separately (if u know what I mean) and still live long sef

Cc: lalasticlala , ishilove , seun

Galacious1:
My token, find anoda love

ireneidiva:
Good luck to your sisters as they they become 6th wives.

ShowYourCertificate:
Increasing tariffs will cripple our economy. Nigeria is import driven thus the increment in tax, especially at this period of economic crises caused by fuel price, will discourage the use of conventional channels to import goods. Importers will resort to illegal importation through our porous boundaries. And this will not be good for our economy.

Also our small and medium scale importers will be frustrated out of business. As a result, commodities will be scarce, price of goods will skyrocket and the masses will suffer.

Some one should please teach some economic sense into the Daura President. We all know he failed economics back then in school. We even need to see his WASC Certificate sef.

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fitzmayowa:
The NBA president is wasting his time educating those aggrieved careless senator that left their own issue unattended to and went for a non-existant meeting at the icc...

They should go ahead and waste their stolen loot in the court of law on a baseless suit...

ireneidiva:
Which women are very okay with being 2nd wives? Me? Hell no. Don't come here and say crap please.

aameyah:
Are you kidding me.
Hope She's Happy now that she has seen 'life'.

But Oh. Bros. Were you clingy as per say na you open the place?