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justi4jesu: 99.5% of Nigerian Men are S3X Freaks

Seconded. And please tell me you will be happy to be with a man who isn't.

Guys think about sex a lot,thats how we are made even without a dime in our pockets we still do thats not a crime.

dreyjacs: Not true

Speak for yourself dearie and consider yourself as part of the 2%.

Even most of the socalled decent ladies will fall prey to this fact.

90% of Nigerian chics are money freaks and would love to be with a rich jerk rather than been loved and cherished by a "broke" guy. Not even poor but just broke.

zeb04: There are rich faithful men so why settle for less. Anyways,Anyone who wants a rich cheat is because she has ulterior plans/motive for that r/ship

You ve said it all but then it still cheapens the lady to bend her values.

Many ladies argue that all men are cheats but thats not true. We still have faithful guys rich and poor who will b faithful to you.

But let me define a cheat in the factual sense:
A cheat been refered to here is not a man who discretely keeps an xtramarital affair but the one who cares less and will even do it under ur nose without giving a bleep.

What a question. Most Nigerian ladies will prefer to cry in a hummer jeep rather than be happy on an okada.

The answer is clear.90% OF LADIES WILL PREFER rich cheat any-day anytime as long as he is dropping the pay while 8% wil prefer to keep both, the rich cheat for material gains and the poor faithful guy for emotional needs while only 2% will go for a faithful broke guy.

I don't know about western ladies but 90% of Nigerian ladies will prefer to be unhappy in marriage with a rich guy than to be happy with a poor broke ass.

All these cock and bull bruhaha.

I have read about many so called athiests,99% of them acknowledge God exstence at the moment of their death so save urselves all these rhetorics.

If you doubt me, please google the phrase Athiests who changed their beliefs before they died nd u wl b srprsed to find many who made the most noise about the non existence of God.

Most if not all of you claimn to b athiest will likely change your beliefs too.

There is a consiousness of God in everyone put in us by GOd himself. You cant fight it.

If there is one person who should deny the existence of GOD,that will be me but i dont want to go into details cos i may start shedding tears.

Nevertheless,i believe there is GOD who brings out good out of bad situations.

Seun,today you are knownall overthe wrld because of those same reasons you stoped believing inthe existence of GOD.

What does that tell you?

It simply means there is aGOD whose ways are never our ways. A God who manifests himself in a seemingly hopeless situation.

A GOD who puts a coma where the world puts a full stop.

Very simple answer.

If the person had given his/her life before the madness started then heaven is sure else the destination is clear.

Except the person was mad from the age of non accountability which still suggests heaven as a place for such.

If this answer does not satisfy you then google your question.

Just thinking....

Too many sweet chics all over the place...

Just wondering how philanderers cope. How many can they handle? No be small thing o

I honestly believe that philandering is an act that brings one closer to his/her grave because some of the ladies or men you will meet are either cursed, possessed by evil spirit or plagued with one ailment or the other and you will now add all these wahala to yours and that of your innocent partner.

One thing every philanderer be it male or female must understand is this; anytime you make out with the opposite sex,you become one with such. This is spiritual and the best protection may help you prevent stds but not spiritual oneness.

Becoming one means you automatically get a huge deposit into your life of all the curses,plagues and demonic activities in the life of your sex mate and all he or she has received from previous sexcapades with different people.

And coming to the physical,i will advice ladies to avoid multiple sexual partners because it tells on your body and i don't know how to explain it but a 30year old lady who is sexually decent usually looks fresher than a 20year old girl who has had multiple sexual partners. Strange but true.

chimoz: I swallowed many when I chose to abide by the truth rather than giving D,banj misleading encomiums.

Encomia

Being an illuminatti member comes with its benefits.*runs out of thread*

Is Bells university for only teenages?

I will advice these smallies to face their studies rather than flaunt their underaged bodies.

I beg o,they should be prayerful to avoid Akufa

Ifegbonna(hot love).

Hnestly i need such ite now lol!

Real men love thick babes.

88natzy: i got solace in this...please I need one word for mikel ...mbok

What is Mikel?

1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for 90
minutes, but you only get to see him for 30
seconds picking up a yellow card.

2. Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the
engine of a Picanto.

3. Mikel is anything that has weight,
occupies space, breathes but remains
stationary.

4. Mikel is a confused strolling object that
has no focus.

5. It is an SI unit for measuring deceleration,
e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/sec.

6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis
Obilis

7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't
shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My
grandma is a Mikel.

8. Mikel is that footballer who is allergic to
goal

What is Mikel?

1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for 90
minutes, but you only get to see him for 30
seconds picking up a yellow card.

2. Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the
engine of a Picanto.

3. Mikel is anything that has weight,
occupies space, breathes but remains
stationary.

4. Mikel is a confused strolling object that
has no focus.

5. It is an SI unit for measuring deceleration,
e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/sec.

6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis
Obilis

7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't
shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My
grandma is a Mikel.

8. Mikel is that footballer who is allergic to
goal

I don't have the mind to watch it live. Mayb if we net two goals then i will start watching it.

bobo65: Lemme tell u guys how I do mine

I use airtel 2gb plan for normal browsing, but if I wanna download large files, here is wat I do

Get an mtn sim and load 250 on it

Send 2h to 131 and b browsing slowly, after 2hrs u"ll get a msg dat ur subscription has expired, do not disconnect, just send "104" to 131, ur browsing will continue automatically, with dis I can download more than 5gb but make sure u don't disconnect, cos once u do, everytin spoils, its valid for 26 hrs, so if u get light well, u go enjoy am

I use a note 3 so my battery na die, I share my hotspot to ma lappy and download the hell out my my hardisk

You be confirmed criminal. LOL!

Abbey2sam: Picture or it didn't happen

You must be really unattractive, or your body can't arouse him,

Are you that fugly?

i think she is not just ugly but also a cheap slut

Lerato9: Ok i am a female and my best friend is a guy. We are extremely close and theres nothing we dont share with each other. We are there for each other during our highs and low points. I have a boyfriend and he has a girlfriend. We met during nysc in Nasarawa state in 2006 and have remained close since we both relocated and work in abuja after youth corps.

Recently, though, we have been cuddling alot. When i visit him, or sleep over at his place, we end up cuddling. On the couch, bed etc,. Sometimes he is in only his boxers and i in bra and underwear alone or lingerie.

The thing is we dont even kiss or have sex but he strokes my back, neck, thighs and stomach. I also run my fingers everywhere but never touch his pe.nis.

I derive immense comfort and pleasure from these cuddles and i dont intend stopping. I absolutely trust and adore him and he treats me with utmost respect.

Are we cheating on our partners? Is it a bad thing? Is it a sin as we are both christians and fear God.

OMG i am sooooo confused!!!M

I will simply advice both of you to marry each other. Friends forever.

dahfweshdude69: I think your tariff plan matters...if u ain't on club 10 padis just migrate and try it again... I had d Same problem... I had to migrate to club 10 padis... *166#...am not assuring u o...But it worked for me

Thanks. But honestly we the heavy internet users are really suffering o. Paying so so much to have access yet we can't even video stream as we want.

Sometimes i wonder if the so called 2g they claim they give is not even smaller.

Tablet Man: its not too late, go and buy a new sim.

you can bet i will. but must be registered i guess

Tablet Man: Guy u don flop oh.... the cc has already block ur sim from subscribing to any bb plan. why dont u learn from page1 or are u lazy to read? u beta carry ur cross.

Just saw this thread last night

cotzywitzy: This will show you how to get 4GB of data for
just 1500 Naira on Airtel Nigeria for 2 months,
Note again, it is not unlimited but 4GB and
works well on Computer PC, iPhone, iPad,
Android, Nokia and pretty much every internet
devices.
Steps:
1. Load 1500 Naira Airtel credit
2. Now dial *440*161#
(If it tells you that you are not eligible or
the code didnt work then your SIM will
not work for this you can dial *440*16#
and you will be given 2GB instead for
N1500 )
Yes! That’s all, you now have 4GB To check your
data balance , dial *141*712*0#
NOTE:
The plan might not work yet on your device, so
load an extra N100 naira airtel credit then
activate 10MB plan by dialing *141*11*1#.
It works well with airtel’s default internet
settings:
APN: internet.ng.airtel.com
username: internet
password: internet

And also if you want 80MB for 100naira simply follow this step... load 100naira and send bbud to 440.

Enjoy

I hope this works o.

I am tired of spending 12k every month for internet access yet i cant video stream and i browse with fear of exhausting the mb quickly.
I was using a proxy but it seems most networks no longer power it and the multilinks which happen to power is has no coverage in my area.

i actually loaded 3k 2days ago to get 2g since i am among the few lines who have the opportunity to get the 1 for 2 offer but i was not aware that offer has ended in december.

I cald a custmer care rep and he gave me a code for 2g thinking i use a BB but when i told him i use an android he said i should not bother using that code anymore talking about *440*16# but i should settle for 1.2g for 3k and i got so disappointed. The 2g sef never do me and here i have to get lesser for the same ammount i was using to get 2g.

Trust me, i went ahead and put the *440*16# but the prompt was giving a message that the code is not recognized on my device so i really dont know if your suggestion above will work o.

Some ladies. Oh gosh

Your sis hubby asking you out and you are still wondering wat to do. Very simple.

Put your phone on recording and call him and telling him its not possible and that you will have to move out of his apartment. Simple

Then move out and keep the recording in-case he tries to blackmail you.

Na today! that one no be news. Next.

paris10: As in the norms in Nigeria, women who get divorced or are been thrown out of their matrimonial homes by their husbands tend to lose out alot.

Even in domestic violence cases, women who couldnt take the violence any longer divorce the husband without sharing in the property.

Though Nigeria is not UK, US or other western countries where women share in the estate or property of the husband after divorce, Nigerian men should atleast take responsibility in making sure the woman they divorce would be well-off after letting her go.

Laws should also be put in place to reward any woman whose husband left her for someone else. Even in cases where the woman is found to be promiscuous and the husband want out, adequate measure should be put in place to make sure she share from the spoils.

Married women deserve better and should be treated better.

I was actually beginning to respect your post until i got to the bolder part. I am restraining myself from saying you are.... please don't get me mad this evening. Rubbish

ijbeauty: Raaappppeeee is a serious crime n der is NOTHING funny abt it... Only if he has bin affected one way or d oda, he won't knw wat it means to b molested...





Now his career is now hanging on the balance. Words r too powerful n can b interpreted in diff ways.

Its like you guys are just taking out the RAPE out of the joke. Habba! Read the joke and you will see the inherent message.

If you are a man an after a hopeless glutton of a lady(mostly Nigerian) leads you on and obtains so much from you yet starts giving crazy reasons why she cant get down with you, wetin you go do? smile and say ok o. GOD DEY.

No body is advocating for molestation but get that message. MAKE UNA STOP UNA LONG THROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAT

toluene12: Ok then, i wonder why this one posted on twitter 2 weeks ago wasn't deem funny

' I'm going to a country in Africa and I hope I don't get infected with AIDS...........just joking'

justine sacco got sacked and her career ruined for tweeting such crude, and unhealthy rant.
There are some topics that are too sensitive to joke about.
And those who saw nothing wrong about the joke, it says a lot about our society and predisposition to se.xual assault. No wonder nigerian men in u.k are always getting into trouble with white women.

Na wa o. This one is not a joke. And i don't think this lady is a comedian. Abeg people should take his apology and forget this issue.

Basket mouth tweeted a joke today and the joke received wide criticism from people because of the molest word.

Well, from my pragmatic point of view, that Joke was factual but i would have preferred he used Nigeria girls in place of African girls.(No offense intended)

90% of Nigerian ladies are so so hopelessly money and material conscious that love in the real sense does not occur in their dictionary. They have been engulfed with a leech mentality. If you believe you are not part of this 90% then good for you and i advice you don't frown at this fact.

Most Nigerian ladies are out for what the guy can offer and never for love. To them love without finance is void and null. And if you think you have found one that does not give a damn about your money then its either she is loaded already or probably giving you time to make wealth else she will bolt if she can't take it anymore.

What else do you expect from a guy you have taken so much from? To laugh at you and say "thanks for chopping my money abi?

If there is anything more gruesome than molest i believe such ladies deserve it.

I am not and will never be an advocate of domestic violence or female molestation of any type but i will advice our ladies STOP YOUR RECKLESS LONG THROAT.

It will be hard for a Nigerian lady to foot a bill on a date because that leech mentality has gone deep into their soul and all they know how to do is collect.

Sometimes i feel maybe its the poverty level in the country that is causing this anomaly or the mindset of our ladies who just refuse to believe they can also be independently wealthy or maybe its just the make up of our ladies, GOD help them.

Basket mouth tweeted a joke today and the joke received wide criticism from people because of the RAPE word.

Well, from my pragmatic point of view, that Joke was factual but i would have preferred he used Nigeria girls in place of African girls.(No offense intended)

90% of Nigerian ladies are so so hopelessly money and material conscious that love in the real sense does not occur in their dictionary. They have been engulfed with a leech mentality. If you believe you are not part of this 90% then good for you and i advice you don't frown at this fact.

Most Nigerian ladies are out for what the guy can offer and never for love. To them love without finance is void and null. And if you think you have found one that does not give a damn about your money then its either she is loaded already or probably giving you time to make wealth else she will bolt if she can't take it anymore.

What else do you expect from a guy you have taken so much from? To laugh at you and say "thanks for chopping my money abi?

If there is anything more gruesome than rape i believe such ladies deserve it.

I am not and will never be an advocate of domestic violence or female molestation of any type but i will advice our ladies STOP YOUR RECKLESS LONG THROAT.

It will be hard for a Nigerian lady to foot a bill on a date because that leech mentality has gone deep into their soul and all they know how to do is collect.

Sometimes i feel maybe its the poverty level in the country that is causing this anomaly or the mindset of our ladies who just refuse to believe they can also be independently wealthy or maybe its just the make up of our ladies, GOD help them.