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Well, i no get time for all these poo.

If i want a lady i tell her straight up. Its old fashioned and childish to start beating about the bush or for the lady to start forming.

If you like a guy then show interest straight up. This does not mean you will grant him access to your goody bag immediately but believe me, many chicks are out there to catch his attention so why become unnecessarily difficult.

What you may call trash song can make sense to someone else.

As far as im concerned, we dance to beats and if we talk about lyrics then i rate our songs zero or may be most songs.


To me, Asa and ecxetera still remains musicians to beat in terns of lyrics.

50calibre: I'm surprised you're saying this, Yoruba girls are the cheapest women you can get anywhere, anyday, anytime. Buy a Yoruba girl a plate of amala & ewedu, and you can bed her till the following day, I'm not just saying this, I've seen it happen.

OMG! Cant stop laughing.

Anyways, my sisters are not cheap but they are only accommodating and non materialistic. Please read the story of lola and her hubby and you will see that she has been with him even before they made fame so YES my sisters are idealistically cheap.

SPECTACULAR SKILLS

Ijobaorun: Mr president, weldone again. U just add another rank to ur shoulder. Up eaglet, up naija.

Na im play am?

Congrats boys for making us proud.

Tinubu: looks like a gathering of witches to me.....fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake smiles.....end time tinz

If only ladies know this secret that Real guys love them natural and simple. IF ONLY THEY KNOW....

I have written many times.

Guys should get married because we need to but please love your wife and treat he like a queen but please still expect the most unexpected from her because women are necessary evils and if you are fortunate to have one that will remain a wow lady to you then congratulations but please expect the worst from your wife but still try your best to love and and give her the best you can.

I have been ready only comments from ladies and i just cant help wondering how ladies reason and this goes to prove my assertion.

If a guy really loves a lady, he should be able to make sacrifices to make her happy but the lady also should be able to adjust to make the guy happy. He can't be the only one making sacrifices.

Love is a two way street.

My top best Nigerian musicians male

1. P SQUARE
2. 2 BABA
3. FLAVOUR

FEMALE

1. ASA
2. OMAWUNMI
3. Any other

I don't get it, Is the molester gay? because the OP seems to be a male yet wrote about losing womb or is the m a camouflage? Kinda confusing and even hiding the name of the perpetrator abi you dey fear?

jkendy: In dis planet of Acid-bath, u want 2 tel ur woman dat u did what?
The consequencies would be publis on Youtube.com

You confess infidelity to your wife so what?

Let her go nah and the woman you committed the act with will simply ask you how far now that the house is vacant. A beg leave story.

And will her leaving guarantee that she will be married to a saint?

FUNNY BUT TRUE For the married ladies

Many ladies out there are no longer interested in unmarried men but are desperate and will do anything to unseat you and have your hubby.

If you discover your hubby is having an affair(not from gossips), don't fight him because you may lose him to these Jezebels. Have a gentle heart to heart talk with him and TAKE THE MATTER TO GOD. Leaving your marriage is no guarantee that you will get a better man. We know that some men are willful philanderers but sometimes, these Jezebels use spells on men.

DailyNews: I love your honesty. Any man that has tasted sex has close to 99% affinity to cheat! A man can only be faithful to his wife by the special grace of God which would give him a high self control whenever the chances comes around or whenever he is tempted to.

No woman can stop her husband from cheating and no woman is the cause of her husband cheating. Cheating is inherent in all men, its a natural tendency in men to want to explore, to dive around, yes I know many will curse, and call me names...

Every man who isn't a virgin, not an eunoch and not castrated have the natural desire to have sex with more than one partner.

Its only God that can strengthen a man against cheating. So if u want your husband not to cheat, then make sure he is very close to God more than he is to you. Then try and avoid him exposing himself to environments that will expose him to cheating.

Lastly, read my previous comment. No man can stand morally upright without God's divine grace

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In my case, i was faithful with just one lady for 12 years and the reasons are 1. I am a believer, 2. I fear GOD 3. My lady has all i need in a woman and i mean every damn thing talking about the right curves in the right places and i always tell myself that its the same hole.

But when she suddenly left to stay with her sister telling me she needs space and stuffs like that, what will a man in his late thirties do? count the stars or sing lullaby each night.

I did not even go out of my way to get a lady because i was scared to urge another lady on when i have not sorted out myself with my elusive wife but i only took advantage of a delectable professional house keeper which i was not even proud of the act but i just had to due to sexual depravity.

So i was so comfortable telling her and she kind of understood for whatever reasons so i believe im still as decent as i use to be and if i see myself in a similar situation, im not sure i will not get down again and again with any delectable lady because its not an easy thing for a man to be alone. Thats my point.

Its one thing to be a circumstantial philanderer and another to be a chronic philanderer that will do it even if he/she has the best partner in the world.

PrettySpicey: @Toks2008
until u start taking responsibility for ur actions u r not truly responsible. Ur wife didn't 'cause' u to cheat. NO. U CHOSE to cheat.
Just wanted to point that out. Thanks.

Yes you are right. I chose to because there was a reason i chose to. Before GOD i have no excuse but naturally i believe i will do it again giving the opportunity even with you.

iLUMeN8: The fact that you cheated is no biggie to her cos she has probably been engaging in serious, intense, nyashing and Congo shining sessions for seven months as well

LWKMD! Never, not my wife. She is not cheap, She claimed she got disconnected for reasons best known to her and left to be her sister and even if she was serious screwing another man every minute of the seven months, i no see am and i no catch am and that settles it.

By the way, she is a piscean lady and believe me, 99% of piscean ladies are wacko but decency is highest in their curriculum,

[quote author=winnie-G]what? she left u for 7 good months, man u better check that space, she probably has slept enough with another men to deal with the hurt u've caused her and justify her reason for coming back to you.[/quote]No no, you got it twisted. She left first based on another crazy reason but in the course of her staying away i had this fling with another lady for the first time ever since we met 12years ago and i felt comfortable telling her.

Of course there is a great possibility that she must have been with someone else but i cant conclude because i never caught her so to me, i don't even bother about that because what the eyes do not see does not hurt the heart.

This is interesting.

I have been with my wife for 12 years and i had only slept with just one female asides her and that was when she left the marriage for months.

I told her anyway and i made her realize that but for her leaving i wouldn't even think of such. I guess she understood because for the first time after 7months of her leaving, she came around yesterday and it was a great experience and she never even allowed what i told her disturb her psyche maybe because she knew she caused it.

So i guess it depends on what led to it and not just about jumping into bed with another lady when your woman is always there for you,

Emekuuss: you are very ryt. Why should my ex keep calling me & also requesting we continue avin it together again?

Please lets not digress, otherwise we will have 1000 pages discussing the philandering of women and married women at that. So appalling that women are far more promiscuous and [pretentious.

i think its because most men went for a lady that is not really their choice.

For me, i have been faithful to just one woman for 12years and married for 6years now. The reason is because i have the fear o GOD and she also has all i want in a lady do naturally i had no urge to philander.

Please take this to the bank, They do.

Infact the greater part of the trouble i am having with my wife stems from the zodiac incompatibility.

I am a Gemini and she is pisces and believe me, what i do so innocently get on her nerves.

Believe me friends, you need to read up your partner's traits by checking up the zodiac so that you can make the union better and please note that the zodiac is not to decide who stays with who but to make you understand each other better,

If i ever get involved with a Pisces woman ever again i bet she will be the luckiest lady on earth because i have come to understand so so much about a Pisces lady.

Please note: Do not take horoscope too far and just limit it to understanding the zodiac traits and never take it more than that else it becomes something else.

For instance, here is just a few traits of a piscean lady.(Born within February 19 - March 20)

A piscean woman is not materialistic, very dreamy and easily hurt with words. They are usually curvy and petite and they will do all they can to make a relationship work as they are the best candidate for a long time relationship but when a piscean says its over then believe it is and she will never come back except the connection is real and the sex is good. Pisces are the best and yet the worst feminine sign to date but it all depends on how you handle this ever dreamy individual.

The truth is that you don't really know what you like about yourself if that same thing is perceived by others on the contrary.

So ask people what they like about you and judge by the comments they make.

My sincere fear of GOD and love for Christ are my greatest assets. Though people say I'm extremely good looking standing above 6feet, dark and cool but na dem talk am o

alutacontinua: Don't tell me ur wife is still not back

Bros, say d truth, wetin u do dt woman

Ok let me just give you guys a fast run down of what actually went down.

I know her to be a decent lady and i still believe she is. But teh problem started when i smashed the sony ericson android i gave to her over the fact that she was chatting with a guy and simply wrote to the guy "if you want to know about me, googlr pisces lady" and i asked her what the hell will the guy want to know her for and after checking subsequent chats i realised that she was actually match making this guy with her friend but why on earth will she be asking this guy to google her personality traits when her friend should be the one in picture.

Then the guy was now writing to her that the turkey he would have loved to have is tied in both hands and legs.

After smshing the phone, i saw a new her and she got so bittered that she suddenly claimed she got disconnected, Then she left for her sister's house and her sister was just so receptive claiming she is threatening to go any other place if they dont allow her stay with them.

Shorty after she left, i stumbled again on a conversation one irresponsible guy that works in a bank by name idowu ilemobayo gratome working in oceanic then i guess and he was asking my wife to make him cum and the conversation went this way

my wife:I saw your missd call last night, wat were you trying to pass accross
Randy banker: I called to tell you i was Hot, wild and wet
my wife: you called to tell me that
randy banker: yes i wanted you to make me cum
my wife: that is dirty
banker: im real, you are married arent you, you sleep with toks at will
my wife: kojoo. shaky remember(referring to our marriage as shaky)

Please tell em as a man, what will you do if u stumble across this chat?

I got carzy and called her names, and asked her to come pack g=her stuffs and really abused her and believe me, she now held on to those abuses saying i pushed her away with my abuses that did i catch her in bed with the man or did she respomd by saying :yeah but i made you cu...." so believe me, she held on to those words i said only to apologise later that she was really careless with the way she interacts with guys but she is not loosed.

Ok i hear you, i no catch you pants down, sorry for the abuses oya come home and since then its been like wahala saying she needds time to clear her head, i have destroyed her reputaion bla bla bla.

so you see say no be say i do anything terrible o, she was the architect of the whole fiasco yet to come back na wahala and me i just dey wait and wait bt i no fit wait again.

If i see a responsible lady believe me, i am moving on

authority2006: I'm sorry to hear this but 6 years together is enough for her to mature and appreciate her marriage.

My brother you can say that agin, you are talking about 6 years when infact we have been together since 2002 so sometimes some issues are just beyond human comprehension. I don pray tire and now i just leave GOD to take control.

I was never involved in extra marital affair and i can say that ever since i met her in 2002 i have never had any affair with another lady because she was all i needed in a lady coupled with my christian faith.

So why did she go? I have always been who i am ever since we met, yes we are still expectant but nevertheless i have not also tried another lady ever since i stupidly allowed her terminate a pregnancy when she wa barely 20 so i felt whatever the acse may be, trying another lady was never an option for me.

So what on earth came over her? that im still trying to decipher and the craziet part is that she left since febuary just to stay with her sister and just few weeks back she talked about us starting all over again yet to come over to the home she abandoned is like waec exam for her.

Believe me friends, marriage is not an easy thing expecially for GOD fearing people. If i was an unbeliever, this will be a great opportunity for me to sample but unfortunately my believe system will never allow me do that.

I am really hoping that GOD will do something fast.

authority2006: My wife is actually my twin sister. Understanding and cooperation is just perfect. Thank God.

This use to be my story until she left in Febuary this year for her sisters place claiming she got disconnected and she needs time to sought herself out and all i can just think of is that she is carried away and why i believe this is because she was just 19 when i met her, made her a woman, married her when she was 25 and has been with me all these while then at 30 she left so i guess she is fantasizing about how it will be to be free and i cant do anything but to allow her space.

I cant accuse her of infidelity because i have no reasons to but as confused as i am, i still believe that marriage is worth it and is totally dependent on the party involved.

Marriage is what you make of it, It is a union between two forgivers and not just lovers.

I'm certain techno has paid a huge sum to Nairaland due to the continuous advertisement. Don't get it twisted, i use a techno too but just wondering.

You can only heal if you find another person to fill the space and i mean someone worth it else you are bound to continue sulking.

Hero10001: See another Learner o!!
#Aggressive Chinko user#
Naija Telecos no get time to short ya MB. Instead you download more e.g Mtn 10mb/day can download over 2gb!
Glo & Etisalat self dey.

;-)

I know there is a dubious backyard approach but im stating the obvious if you don't want to be criminal about it.