₦airaland Forum

emudiaga ebbah: This polls are caculated with the aid of the following criteria which include:
1. Corruption
2. Conflict
3. Human right
4. Economic development
5. Relation to opposition
6. Apointment
Each object above carries 5 points and total up to 30.
1. Yakubu Gowon scores 24 and tops the list.
2. Shehu Shagari comes 2nd with 24 points.
3. Tafawa Balewa 3rd with 23 points.
4. Yaradau came 4th wih 21 points.
5. Murtala came 5th with 19 points.
6. Obasanjo came 6th with 19 points.
7. Buhari came 7th with 15 points.
8. Babagida came 8th with 13 points
9. Abu salam came 9th with 7 points.
10. Abacha came 10th with 7 points.
11. Jonathan came last with 6 points.

Is this supposed to be a JOKE?

Another reason to respect the political permutation of GEJ, 2015 come quickly I can't wait! Dear good God come and heal our land!

The truth is, Nairaland is a replica of what truly Nigeria is out there but we pretend all the time offline as if we are our brother's keepers! So what you see on Nairaland my brother is our true nature

safarigirl: I for say make I laugh, but I've really had enough of the joke that is Koko master, niw he's just boring.

1. Scape Goat is a 2 year old song. Nobody gives a rat's @ss bout it anymore, even if he remixed with Jay-Z we no for still send.

2. Scape goat is a Jazzy production. What Koko master did is tantamount to picking up the meat you spat on the ground instead of frying another.

3. His actions reak of insecurity and the realisation that he's not about to make another hit anytime soon since Cashflow and what is the other one sef? Have been disappointing to say the least.

4. To the delusional d'banj fans, let me repeat this again. TOP OF THE WORLD WAS NOT WRITTEN BY D'BANJ. HE HAS NO RIGHTS TO THE SONG AS IT IS OWNED BY AFCON (LIKE WAKA WAKA IS FOR THE WOrLd cUP). IT HaS NO VIDEO, NOT LISTED AS A D'BANJ SONG. HIS VOICE WAS JUST BORROWED AND HAS BEEN PAID FOR. HE CAN'T GET A NOMINATION FOR IT AT ANY AWARD SHOW COS HIS GENIUS (OR LACK OF) HAD LITTLE OR NO IMPACT ON IT.


SO please, all you Koko Monsters, need to get a more convincing arguement, cos right now, your defense is weak and the jury ain't buying your Poo

I just love this babe she is young, charming, brilliant and above all educating the old ones here who can't identify with real talents! Good job safarigirl, you did it again

oxford: Dear slowpoke,

Your ranting and mumbling is so garbled, slurred and incoherent that I have to assume your mental retardation has moved from moderate to severe. Except you adhere to your medication, we would be left with no option than to put you in chains. Thunder fire your head, product of two he-goats. Send me a porn picture of slut mum and let me promote her since promoting GEJ gives you nightmares. As of GEJ and 2015, you are a complete nonentity, insignificant decimal and a diminutive, miniature, petite dead rat/ant.

Mother fuc-king bastard.

Cheers.

Now this is very funny I have to laugh your coded insult is electrifying you even accorded him with a salutation 'dear slowpoke'

I don talk am before, and I go still yearn am again say any vote for any 'Funky Mallams' under whatever guise is just going to be a waste. Its not about Buhari alone, in fact he is being sincere by letting out his emotions, hence, you can read through him others like Atiku, IBB,Ciroma,El-Rufai are deadlier they have this thing with them (intolerance and violence) and they can't just let go! Funky Mallams should wait till 2027 we've had enough of their megalomaniac tendencies

All Buhari can preach about revamping Nigeria is to go about in his characteristic clenched fist and shouting violence to the looters little wonder when he lost in the last President elections, the whole core north went bananas thousands were killed and properties worth billions of naira were destroyed by irate northern youths just because of one man, Buhari. Now picture a scene where that same man is the President (a man who still preaches force to shape Nigeria) definitely, Nigeria may likely engulf in a conflagration, no doubt! Buhari has nothing positive to offer he is a pretender trying to be a messiah! He was also part of those that made Nigeria this way, we know him

dayokanu: You are genetically senseless. They deify him yet his daughter cant win election on his street Mr "I am yoruba"

Ok Ogbomosho goat

airmark: You cant even spell RUBBISH correctly.

The most important thing is that you got the message that the song is; RUBBISH!

@op I don't see ur 1st point happening but those others are likely to take place especially point 3! Well, I am watching

And this is the man (OBJ) they still deify in Egbaland? Some even called him Baba how I wish he is from Ondo State he for hear am!

Here was a country struggling to hit it big in the 80s when Nigeria was already a big player in the oil sector as far as the world is concerned! What a shame!

The truth is, Nigeria has turned into a real state of confusion in all spheres right from Independence. Even Pastor Bakare is confused, Nigeria based on her system of government is difficult to govern!

Now this is the biggest good news rocking the camp of Jonathan, I can bet Jonathan must be popping champagne now. Buhari ko, Busari ni!

When I was educating the young ones here that dbanj has no musical talents except for im gra gra they call us 'haters' d truth is, there is nothing to sing except for his usual over-used low grunt, I am dbanj, mamalette, kokolette, file,oshe and semi clad ladies in the video...and what else?

noblezone: The Nigerian populace has been eaten up by the cancer of corruption, including the so called opposition.

This is a nation where parents pay mercenaries to write exams for their children. It is because we see the negatives more than the positive, but Jonathan has made serious progress in the democratization process. The exposure of the rot in many different institutions is an example. The oil sector is the worst and different administrations has come and gone without doing anything.

Nigerians were deceived on the so called subsidy protest, yet the truth is that it would had been the beginning of the rapid jump to our national development. The PIB is with the national assembly and our Jihardists brothers are openly making efforts to frustrate it, and Nigerians are not protesting.

Anyway, Jonathan is one man, he will do his bit and stop, life continues.

God bless u bro, this has been my position from day one concerning Jonathan that no past Presidents (dead or alive) has open the lid on many hidden areas of corruption in the land before now, in fact the man has tried, unfortunately, haters gonna hate!

Jonathan has been the man 'feeling the heat' for over 2yrs running and yet he has been in control, for those in doubt, they should consider countries like Sudan, Mali, who witnessed the same security's challenges and have engulfed in flames. The truth is, Jonathan is in charge!

I just know that the 'political desperados' of APC were the ones peddling those lies that because of the pardon meted out to Alams, Bill Gates decided to shelf his visit to Nigeria and some naive-minded ones just fell flat for the bait!

Napoleondegreat: May God purnish every thing about You if this is your conclusion after hearing about Nigeriag/Biafra war

Pardon his misery he may be one of those suffering from acute low self esteem

Do a letter to the Central Security and Clearing System (CSCS)as soon as possible on behalf of the first company and make sure they acknowledge that letter also remember to quote your CSCS account number to facilitate easy processing from the your former stockbroking firm to the new one!

Hate him or love him, the Ikemba himself, remains the best thing that ever happen to the Igbo Race since Nigeria's Independence, no other mortals in Igboland can measure up to his intimidating stature, he is a man I respect so much may his Soul continue to rest in Perfect Peace

Chubhie: Regardless of how successful the opposition propaganda machines are towards GEJ, methinks that GEJ will still carry the day come 2015. Reasons: Alamco + Mr Fix It + Others in case itz win at all cost or GEJ solves the light issue and turn the bride of the masses before 2015. The aclaimed "reterdeen" "scumbag" is busy working his way towards 2015 while opposition is laughing now.....well we see who laughs last.

You are a true Nigerian not an Alien, most contributors here are living in an Utopian World in their empire state of minds

bibina: even OBJ pardoned Salisu Buhari who lied before the whole country that he attended a university in Toronto! heaven did not fall, now heaven is falling because GEJ is the one granting pardon! to hell with haters

I can assure you that some of them here will attempt suicide by the time Jonathan is crowned King Of Nigeria by 2015, bunch of hypocrites

ilugunboy: toma...you have one vote....I have one vote. Use your vote the way you deemed fit..let me indulge myself with the liberty to use mine the way I wish ke!

ok baba, I am with you no qualms

pmc01: Opinion poll:
Based on current form, who is a better manager between Ebele and Wenger?
Please, state your convincing reasons for your choice. Thanks.

thread like this need to be moved to the 'Joke Section' not suitable for political debate....

ilugunboy: Thank you bilms for that succinct response to Toma..

You are still dreaming, may be you need to quickly supply your answer to this thread; https://www.nairaland.com/1229455/what-jonathan-wins#14812689

sheyie2007: RIP English

You have tried, next.....

I am not bothered about PDP winning in FCT or the likes, my concern is, the good work Jonathan has started, he must Finish come 2019! Jonathan is the need of the hour, he has shown some political muscle so far and I believe he can only gets better