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[quote author=berem!]important my azz! what makes dead yakowa more important than a dead rat? all na corpse jare! they will all decay na! abi no be so?[/quote]Check out this two threads if you will find them interesting, don't be scared of them just follow the instructions and tell me your reactions https://www.nairaland.com/1026727/strange-true-picture
https://www.nairaland.com/1116786/strange-picture-give-illusion

Tolexander: nice extract!
show us where u gat the copy to paste. Oh sory, give us the link!

no link, but got if from a compilation in one my video collections! read thru my signature you will understand!!!

[quote author=berem!]i could rmbr last 3wks i saw some fulani men with a headless snake.i dont know if it was a python or boa constrictor.but it was as long as 6ft.they were carrying it ready to be cooked.how can such a creature be eaten when it can be kept in a zoo? that is where the problem is.[/quote]You see what I am saying now,our culture needs to be upgraded, its just too barbaric, I remembered the expedition I went for in Iceland then in 2004, you need to see whales fraternizing with humans, dolphins and all sorts of sea creatures but if na here, remember the baby blue whale that was washed ashore then at bar beach in V.I, before you could say Jack Robinson, Lagosians don finish everything not minding what killed the whale, its that bad baby

Desola: The thing is but a mere corpse, anyway. It should be done away with and who better to have it than its own god.

oh my goodness, so na dayokanu (Ogbomosho Goat) dey 'do' this 'witch' no wonder anywhere you see 'desola' the Ogbomosho Goat must surface.....

sweerie I can see you viewing this topic, you wanna say something?

Desola: chop banana...

you smell like a good meat for Sango sacrifice.

Can you imagine the above statement? ...and na somebody go marry this kind human-goat! hmmmnnn ***tomakint sings, Ki Oluwa maa so wa, a ti di foluorunso, lowo alaroka, omo adamo,afi bi solore***

Zet72: python (eke or eke atammili) is reverenced in my area ihiala although it's had to be seen around like b4 since Christian(believers) don't care ,they kill & harm the harmless creature it's had to be sported or seen moving around like when I was growing up.
oooh I remember how this serpent will craw into our house then, when I complain my dad will say "go & sleep the eke will leave anytime it feel like " but there's no way we(I & my brothers) can sleep while it's hiding somewhere in the room so what we does is , get some kerosene & pour the poor thing,it will run like powerbike & will never near our house again. NT without my dads knowledge

I have more to say especially about what kerosene does to the creature,but no time.

But how big can they be in your village, because for a python to be considered 'big' it must be at least 10 feet long with at least a diametre of about 15 inches! How do you feel when you see one, have you ever thought of touching one at all,trust me those creatures are wonderful when tamed!

Desola: so, you're that next animal. I knew you were not a bastard. A gorilla's cub must answer to its father's name.

Welcome.

So, how can I help you?

You want biscuit bone?

Chinedu baboon, chinedu baboon come and give your cousin biscuit bone o.

wait, your broda is coming.

I just knew it; ***Viewing this topic: njazra(m), Josh090(m), tomakint, bigeliot(m), Desola(f), dayokanu(m)*** the witch has gone to invite her right man dayokanu (Ogbomosho Goat) to assist her, you go tire omo eran meji!

Desola: if you animals continue to act as you do back in your jungle in okoroland, i'll put red marks on you and throw you in the chicken cage where you will be duly purchased in place of xmas chicken.

Arrant nonsense!

Zookeeper! Zookeeper!!!

Come and put leashes and nozzles on these animals, they are going wild!!

Desola,Desola, Desola howmany times did I call you (3 times) this is no longer getting funny, you are fast becoming a luna... (e nu mi ago) se won ti mo n le sa!

Desola: ayilala lo ma feje ponrinpongba fagaborn e we!

e yaa, Ikale wo ree!

Desola: sorry, did you say something?

unfortunately for you, I don't understand animal language, so get one of your brothers to speak to the zoo keeper who should in turn interpret it to primate language.

Muhahahaha...okoro girl feeling funky.

E be like say you no wan know your place again.

Arrant nonsense!

Next animal, please!

Desola, ni suru o, joo so funmi ta lo so e di bayi, e niyen o se daa o! Keep trolling as usual, you are the reason other tribes belittle the Yorubas, you are not making any sense with that, you can do better than that!

Classicalman: Last year Access bank rewarded us with half bag of rice and 2 dozens of liquid peak milk. But this year they are giving each staff 10 packets of sugar each for christmas. What on earth do they want staff to do with sugar? Abi make we dey use am soak garri or they want to kill us with diabetes? Na wah o.

From what I have gathered so far, it seems you've been lying your lame a$$ off all these while, but why u come do that now? If I talk now you may live to regret coming here with those lies....Kai!

[quote author=berem!]^^^you really do love animals right? this part of the world where we come from dont really care about animals.as long as that animal is edible,we got no problem with it.i am gonna ask my dad why its a taboo to kill pythons in my village.[/quote]trust me if you take time to study these 'wonderful creatures' you will be startled on how intelligent and reasonable they could be at least in their own little way..I love animals a lot, thats why favourite tv channel are AnimalPlanet, NatGeo T.V and wildlife documentaries! Please remember to ask your Dad for the reasons why they don't kill them, wao what a culture!!!

Biafra rep: Can that dirty girl, born of lunatic, called Desola, compare herself to an average Igbo girl?

ouch! Ouch!! ouch!!! **bro take am easy now that one too much*** ...at least we all know she is a dirty girl with gutter languages, but we can still tolerate her madness!!!

Desdola: Wow! What a gift. Since sugar symbolises sweetness, it might mean sweet christmas to the staff. Lol

Lame! Lame!! Lame!!!

[quote author=berem!]in my village in orlu, it is forbidden to kill pythons too.though i havent asked my parents why.i remember in 1997 when i and my mum travelled for the burial of my grandad,i and my cousins saw a baby python.we just passed and when we later returned to that same spot it was gone ![/quote]My position has always been, places where animals are shown love they tend to be docile and friendlier unlike places where they are being killed, they tend to be shy and hostile, this is more established unlike the spirtual undertones of animals as objects of totemism!

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baby common say something, thank God you are here I am waiting........

Desola: yet, you're Yoruba.

se o mo tele ni

[quote author=berem!]i hope this world is not really coming to an end on december 21st.because the way things dey happen eh....afraid don dey catch me already.[/quote]No the world no go end now wey I still need my lolo by my side! Baby I want you to check out this link,I will need your own contributions there, although if you are afraid of snakes you may not bother,but its a very educative and rich thread! https://www.nairaland.com/1102850/mystery-idemili-culture

Desola: stop being a mo.ron (though I know its too late)

Israel and Palestinia are in the middle east but does that make them the same people? Do they share the same culture, tradition and religion? Do they even share similar features?

Southern Nigeria is only but a geographical expression! We are not similar in all ramifications.

Imagine asking me to pledge allegiance to ibos and backward ijaws in the name of southern forking Nigeria when I have more in common with my kiths and kins in Kwara. So I should rather discard my Northern Yoruba brothers in the name of some stupid southern alliance? Ma amadioha shoot that stupi.d brain wen you take tink dat kain nonsense write gi'me!

Southerners ko, amalgamation of awon asinwin ni.

Thank God your 'temperature has risen again to your usual madness level' where u dey sef on top of 'something' or 'something' on top of you You must be delusional and incoherent as usual to embrace your usual 'servitude spirits' to the Abokis! 'Northern Yoruba brothers ko' always reveling in being in perpetual servitude.

[quote author=berem!]what the fucck is wrong with mukina? berem and gbanikiti were banned in just a space of thirty minutes for wetin? can someone call her to order before i loose my temper![/quote]Biko my e-lolo no vex with am ***tomakint as usual cuddles her sweerie and spoke something nice into the cute ears of berem, next thing she gave a lively smile and lean on tomakint's chest in the bedroom***

[quote author=berem!]i dey o my sweerie.how you take see the hot weather? oya come make i baff you.*pulls of tomakint's clothes and gives him a cold bathe*[/quote]***tomakint returns the favour and gave berem a real hot kiss***

[quote author=berem!]hello sugar pie! how you dey?[/quote]My E-Lolo I am fine jare at least 'body still dey inside my fitted clothe' I hope you are good too?

[quote author=berem!]at all at all na im bad pass.since the ban on sugar will take effect from next year kini big deal?[/quote]....what happened berem!? Did you actually got banned?

asog: Its not true, last year dey gave a bag of rice, groundnut oil and money foe turkey. Dey r still expecting dis year's gift. @op, r u sure ur nt a cleaner in d bank

Haba go easy with the Op now, a 'cleaner' is not a sign of madness it is a job worth doing well if you find yourself doing such. No use im job yab am ooooo 'Mr Executive' !!!!

If the above topic is true, the M.D deserves to be given 100 lashes of 'bulala'! Something in this fashion below;

Desola: why are you cussing your blood sister now??

but you know those okrika pipus are animals now, my Yoruba broda.

p.s: you said 'southerner'. which region or ethnic stock is that? The last time i checked, there were Yorubas, Awusas and the animals. I never heard of the southerners. Please point me in their direction. biko nu.

south west, south east and south-south are all 'southerners' in my tomakint's dictionary, I don't know what 'Desola's dictionary' is saying, now you know their 'direction'!

Desola: What da frigging heck are you on about, okrika?

Who's talking about sending you packing when there is still much to be milked off you? Yes, yes, there is no doubt that i'd rather see okrikas on skewers than the beaf or goat meat but why do away with a working formula for now?

It is a given that you animals are a menace in Yorubaland but you are also useful animals so after weighing the probabilities, we decided that you are necessary animals for now for as long as we need you. When we are satisfied with the rewaRds, we would sif the chaff from the wheat. The undesirables would be sent back as we have started to do and those of you animals with little to give would be allowed to stay but made to pay through your noses. Every nation needs hard working migrants but you do know that if it were left to me, i'd rather we go to the market and pick and choose you lot instead of turkey or ram for xmas.

Im just saying.

Pure gibberiah from a 'confused and demented soul' branding your fellow southerner 'animals' how unfortunate

ella1: WAEC will never ask for your birth certificate when u want to register for an exam(meaning you can use any age) I have friends who reduced their ages when we registered for WAEC,so showing us her result does not hold water. she should try something else.
Lets see your birth certificate CHIKA.

Haba take am easy now, wetin you wan use im 'real age' do? Face your life and see how you can add up 2+2 to make it 4

The Radiation effects from our cell phones when placed close to combustible liquid like petrol could be very devastating and many souls have gone to the great beyond because of this. Nairalanders, please let's play safe as the year is gradually going to a close! Also remember that your cell phones can do a lot of damage to your brain on the long run if you are fond of placing it too tightly to your ears when receiving or making calls, why not use your ear-piece at will. Stay safe and a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year in advance!

Seun: Clearly, you've not seen my pot belly.

Trust me Seun, you are a clown ***tomakint still laughing*** I really enjoy this thread, very detailed, although seun is more of an introvert online, I don't know offline

KenGali: Interesting. Men the shear number of shrines in Anambra state makes me shiver o!
I do not think the Idemiri people worship the python, rather its the Ide bi na Miri that they worship, either the river or the being that is believed to own the river, the python is just a signature manifestation of the deity.
What am curious about is why most streams in Anambra are deities, infact streams and rivers are so venerated that they seem to have a personality of their own. As a kid I fear fear going down to the stream alone, or passing any of those Giant Akpu Trees.

May be I will carry out a rich documentary on these 'mysteries' in Idemili one of these days! Really, I am fascinated by them!