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Ol boy I no fit laugh what type of acid is ravishing your system, get some alkaline content to balance things up, time is running out fast, haba this is nothing but pieces of hodgepodges

Somebody Shout Alleluyah!!!

slysinzu: Dis marriage of a tin self.must we marry?

No!

If you ask me this question 1 billion times, I will still tell you NONE!!!

trendystuf: What is this world turning into? This happened in Gwagwalada in Abuja. Two beautiful high class chicks fight in public because of a married man. It's a shame, no man is worth going this extent for. See the photo when you continue....viewers discretion is advised

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2012/12/photo-two-abuja-high-class-chicks-fight.html#more

You are beautiful and good, I love that!

BinghiNya: the powerless xtian god couldn't save his church

I am happy you made a valid point here, (you wondering what valid point?) at least you recognized their is a 'Christian God' also called the Hebrew God, called Yahweh, I am that I am, Jehovah, etc. If the same Christian God can part the red sea into two, raise the dead to life, enter into a covenant with his chosen people, the Israelites, who are still kicking your cousins a$$es in the your Middle East and beyond, create the world and its inhabitants in 6 days, gave and still giving children to the barren, healing the sick, giving sight to the blind and finally sent his 'Only Begotten Son' Jesus Christ, to die for the sins of mankind (which include you and me) and whose name (the Mighty Name of Jesus) is still healing, delivering, setting free the captives of the Devil and many more miracles too innumerable to mention till date is what you call 'POWERLESS', well, I will rather serve that "CHRISTIAN GOD" till I breathe my last. I hope you can compare your 'Muslim God' to those feats?

subterfuge: How can a CURSED nation like Nigeria enjoy 24 hours light
When the Devil's incarnate is rulling nigeria!!!
Wicked and senseless Black Men who only pilfer and loot the treasury as a hobby!!!
Ask yourself what happened to the FAROUK LAWAN report that goodluck fought NAKED to kill and sweep under the carpet
Then came the RIBaDU report which was discredited by jonathan's BEBMATE cum second wife 'diezani'
Then they want you to SEE something Good in Nigeria
Tell me first. What is good about Nigeria
I have had about 3-hours of PHCN light in ONE MONTH!!!!!
Here in V.I. Lagos.
Soon you will see some hell bound sycophants telling you not to lament,when they have 24 hours light.
Some will ask me to clear my outstanding PHCN bills as if they comply more than I do regarding bills

You have said it all, I cannot agree less!!!

Nigeria’s electricity parastatal, National Electric Power Authority now plc, was a malfunctioning entity. Little wonder, the common interpretation; Never Expect Power Always, please light candle (befits the acronym, NEPA plc). Although it was changed into Power Holding Company of Nigeria, P.H.C.N (still come under the funny moniker, Please Hold Candle by Night). Looking at the meaningful impacts of South Africa’s ESKOM (an energy giant), in more than thirty African countries one can rightly conclude that we still have a long way to go.

When Chief Olusegun Obasanjo came to power in 1999, the total mega watts (mw) of power supply to the country was 2,800 mw, he had the chance to add another 6,540 mw according to experts (at least going by the oil prices that soared greatly under his administration and other additional grants from foreign partners as a result of our newly grabbed democracy) which would have taken our total electricity generation to a stabilising 9,340 mw. Unfortunately, he squandered this golden chance as a result of his “shadow chasing antics” especially the party politics he was playing and the unnecessary rancour he had with his deputy, Alhaji Abubakar Atiku, for more than 3 years and other political associates and opponents. His rudderless style of leadership nearly brought the country on her knees.

The history of power injection into the economy dated way back in 1956 when the 60 mw Ijora Thermal Power Station came up, twelve years later (1968), 760 mw was added into the National Grid through the Kainji Hydro Power Project, ten years later in 1978, the 720 mw Ogorode Sapele Thermal Power Project was added. The 540 mw Jebba Hydro Power Station was added in 1985; next was the 1,320 mw Egbin Thermal Power Station in 1987, the 600 mw Shiroro Hydro Power Station came up in 1990 while the 600 mw Ughelli Power Station was added in 1991 making the total 4,600 mw as at the year 1991! From 1991 till date (2012), if not for the corruption that has bedevilled the nation’s system we should be boasting of more than 9,000 mw but what do we have now?

[quote author=Table Leg ]You must be a flipping oxymoron to be asking me that question ....
Was the question directed at you?
Bloody nitwit![/quote]indeed the spirit of Jihad is already burning like a raging fire in you! Son, in case you don't know u guys have just messed with a fire brand (Bishop Oyedepo) just wait for the unfolding events, you will remember I said it here. ***tomakint walks away and smile to himself***

abraj property: Hear wetin?

are you a learner?

[quote author=Table Leg ]U got proof?
If you dont, shut the fu/ck up and stop making unnecessary comments on issues you dont know anything about, on a public forum!
Foooool[/quote]..are you a Muslim?

***tomakint reads thread, turns the other way while whistling along***

Vikin: Person like you na only mouth you get, can't do jack? No offence!

...you just said my mind! Na mouth galore no action when the real thing is before them!!!

medacares: omojesu123: 2:03pm
4k islam..4k mohamed...religion of piss.

Dude u better be careful with what comes out of dat ur big mouth. Before thunder go fire u. Id**t

....are you a muslim?

People generally love to relax after a hectic day, week, month, year! The more reason I would like to know how fellow nairalanders relax when they want to take a day off! As for me, I love watching wildlife documentaries or visits parks and just sit with my bottle of lemonade and peanuts, if bored I love the seaside too, some cool and soothing breeze on my skin can be so refreshing! I hope you are not all work and no play fellas.....ok let's go!

[quote author=geez*]I hope the numerous girls queuing in line and waiting to be exported for prostitution will learn from this[/quote]Son, everyone will die one day, I thought you are for real, unfortunately you lack respect for the dead? She is gone to be with her Lord, her slate is clean, you still have yours full of dirts! You are here typing what you don't know about her! If you are a lady in present day Nigeria, even in the world (with the way life is becoming unbearable for youths almost every minutes), I can bet you would be worse than a prostitute! Remember the story of the woman at the well (despite being involved with 5 different men and being a Samaritan for that matter) Jesus Christ never condemned her, show some respect and love to the dead!

berem: I could remember when I was much younger,my parents always had their bath together in the bathroom.As time went on,as we grew older,they stopped.this doesn't mean they don't love each other,but maybe they felt it won't be necessary doing that.I also learnt from them bathing together with my husband.
At what stage in marriage should couples stop having their bath together?

That was thoughtful of you, it's a very good thing for couples to engage in this act, because it simply cements the bond of love between the two hence making them fulfilled the 'two becomes one' principle!

berem: my head is swelling hia! Thanks a bunch baby.

You're welcome beauty

nagoma: Land dispute is always dangerous , 50 people were killed in Ebonyi state last year due to land dispute.
Winners chapel having lost their chapel are now losers as they have no chapel. But who were they disputing with?

Even at Uturu in Abia State via Ebonyi State it was the same episode year in year out until it was resolved two years ago just like animals, humans are territorial beings!

taharqa: Bwahahaha....she see wetin pass am na, lol

Mr T, you are here! How you dey? I was actually enjoying your contributions on my 'Civil Service Commission posts; https://www.nairaland.com/1114278/civil-service-reforms-what-happened remember? Never mind, Berem is such a sweet lady, who don't give a hoot about what others say about her, I like her guts

Ola one: Let me borrow Sagamite's fav word: Wale Oke is a person!

You are lost already!!!

[quote author=Red-Light]u still dont get the point ... u sound like u are hating on dbanj... nobody cares if u like song from the 80s ... i like songs from the 80s too .. and i like anything good ..... if u dont like this particular song by dbanj .. all u suppose to do is tell the world ur opinion and chill instead of countering anyone that like the song, as if they are stupid for liking the song... dont hate the player son, hate the game[/quote]You like songs from the 80s? No way Sir, I have gone through your comments here, you simply like 'D'banj as a person' stick with that, now you know my taste what else?

[quote author=Red-Light]wake up son... that gaynian negro intention is to bring dbanj down.. and u follow him dey talk like zombie to bring ur fellow nigerian down.. or are u gaynian poo too? if at all u dont like the song ... u coulda just leave ur comment and ignore the thread afterall no one is gonna force u to like it abi?[/quote]Son, musically we can never jell! I understand your passions but if you really want to know where I belong you may read this at your leisure; https://www.nairaland.com/1026662/good-80s-just-what-taste, good music sells itself

He is purely a YES-MAN, nothing more, nothing less!!!

berem: aaaaww! That's so romantic of you!*grabs tomakint and gives him a deep kiss*

***tomakint unzips and the next thing berem screamed and dashed out*** hmnnnn tomakint wonders why?

berem: My post has been hidden!

***tomakint sobs and hand over a tissue to berem, saying baby don't worry, shiiit like this are bound to happen whenever sensitive topics like this comes up for debate. Berem with bleary eyes collects the tissue and lean on tomakint's shoulder still sobbing***

I heard the news this morning too, trust me the Bishop himself ('Papa' Oyedepo) will respond in kind!!! I trust him for that, the battle has gone spiritual, dem go soon hear am!!!

True talk Pastor, dem never see anything!! The truth is, Pastors in this age have been blessed beyond the wildest imagination of any critics, more Private Jets will definitely flow, You never see anything