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basher: What is wrong with you? Do you expect everyone to like the song? Do you think your silly comments or likes will influence the perfomance of the song in the market/charts negatively or positively?

Meanwhile, if dbanj himself happens to stumble on this thread, don't you know that it is the critizing comments that he'll concentrate on to see if he could adjust himself for improvement? Do you think he has time for faceless NL azz-kissers? I'm sure he has more than enough azz-kissers in real life!!

Team Dbanj ko, team mavin ni; go and get a life!!

@Basher, you for ask them how many copies there 'Oliver Twist' don sell despite the media hype perhaps the song don hit certified gold, platinum perhaps the highly rated 'diamond status'! I don't know what's wrong with all these clowns. Tuface has been representing and he is still doing it with class, yet he is not under any big label so to say!

funky medina: Shame no dey catch una? It is the speakers fault, oh! na ur bandwidth cause am , infact na dr dre headset you need . Wack is Wack!! and nothing can save it !! I have a quad-core gaming desktop with correct headset in a country were the speed of the bandwidth will spin ur head and still.... naija rihanna fall hand !

The funniest part is that these 'Dbanj freaks' thought palm wine tappers and cattle rearers are the ones frequenting this place, if you listened to the song over and over again you will still hear the usual 'Iam d'banj' 'the low grunt (hmnnn)' and the usual funny and unnecessary antics from him he was even trying to sound westernized (its not even jelling) and the likes! Well kudos to Dbanj for churning out another nursery rhymes to his teeming fans . Man you have said it all, wack is wack!!!

and here comes another one, ride on PASTOR!!!

funky medina: just trying to make these omo craze people work hard for thier moneyy. Good songs sell themselves! you dont need an army of jobless ants to spam the forum saying how wonderful a very wack song is! Oliver twist is old and needs a junior one , if dbanj cant do it , the recycle bin of music history is calling him

That is too convoluted for babies in the house to understand, for now let me just stay at the sidelines and be grinning at 'clowns'

brownlord: Na linda know where e see e own story except shes not talking about ikaria koko camp in ondo

Hey stop that, that's my State, you mean Ikare-Akoko , well no qualms sha Linda is free to write and post anything at least a nairalander has given us the true gist!

cyril83: you must defo be high on mat sticks...listen to a song from bad speaker brings out bad production both in tunes and beat which cudnt be meaningless to ur ear drum....that song is cool you can jsut keep condemning everything coming from the innocent man who barely recognize any hater from any planet but busy making his fame and money ...get a life

ok!!! ....and please don't you ever smoke mat stick again, trust me it's highly cancerous!!!

brownlord: Bro no body slap anybody, and it was not even the commandant ( captain ) but lower officer, it was the TBJ that pushed him, and the issue ws resolved immediately, the soldiers in tht camp r extremely nice, because they said the previous batch had a protest because they where intimidated by the military men inside the camp and as such the former commandant was changed before the new set of corpers came in camp, so the soldiers where just been careful

Is this a confirmed story you are giving me now? How come Linda reported this the way she did (Naija blogsites could be misleading attimes) Ok

cyril83: see what am saying...how on earth do you expect a phone that could not quote very well bring out a good sound...listen to that music frm a beta fone my frnd

Oh he needs to listen to the song from a better phone to 'feel it' omo that one na tun tun I dey hear so!! No wonder the guy thought signing up to 'GOOD MUSIC' automatically makes him an 'International Artiste' when actually the guy is just lazying around just tell me the diff in that song to Terry G, Wizkid and all Naija artistes songs? Son, change your weed to an ordinary cigar! Weed no flow well with your blood!!!

cyril83: that's exactly wat u are chicken brain,don't even know what you guyz really want from him,if he sings in yoruba u'll complain,spanish or any other language u'll stil complain...must you compare him with any other person? Grow up bigot

Son, I don't know if you are a cattle-rearer or a palm wine tapper but I am not, if I could recall were you not the same 'certified dolt' labeling Don Jazzy, Loya Milk Hawker? A guy that produced the hit that is still making your arrogant kokomaster relevant musically! You are indeed a complete neophyte musically!!!

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cyril83: shuttttt d phuck hater...don't they change style in ur advanced countries?...d song is cool mister

I just said it "hater", cool? For your mind by the way how old are you? Before someone come tell you again say;
'Mama do good oo, (she do good),
Mama wey give us indomie (she do good)
Indomie sweet well well, (indomie)......

sweet pass am, small small boys sha

samnugba: I DOWNLOADED IT ONCE, HEARD IT ONCE, DELETED IT AND...








EMPTIED THE RECYCLE BIN!! :-C

***tomakint rolling on the floor still laughing hard, manages to stand up and point to samnugba*** and exhales...'you sir, you are a funny dude and very truthfully blunt' really love your guts

[quote author=na_joke]Well said,played d song for some of colleagues without the "am Dbanj" and they were like is Akon now singing Christmas carol[/quote]You dey mind them, sometimes I wonder why Nigerian youths love celebrating mediocrities with passion something you hardly find in many advanced countries!!! And when you try to point there attentions to it, they labeled you 'haters'! Well, what is another man's meat must definitely be another man's pooh!!

Let's hope he can replicate what he did at Barcelona there too! I heard the news too this morning, I wish him the very best!!!

teeluv: kaaai.. when dbanj turn rihanna.. na wa oo. and someone called this a classic?.. SMH.

Trust me funky medina had said it all, they are all bunch of 'jobless neophytes' who can't even identify with real talent, thank God I witnessed the 80s, thank God there is a Tuface, thank God for those who gave us real music (even in Nigeria) way back then!

funky medina: how sad is it that dbanj has to pay all these jobless youths to come here and be faking how wonderfull the song is. EYA!! The END don come !!

I still can't understand why so many babies will come here and whine and shout that D'banj is the best and all that psychobabbles when in actual fact the guy is gone musically! They thought people who frequent here are palmwine tappers and cattle rearers, bunch of clowns! Classic ko, piroro ni!

...and this is what some babies called a classic? ***tomakint nods head and passes by***

[quote author=fritziébaby]thanks[/quote]You're welcome

tellwisdom:
And you call that a car?? ….Guy, slap yourself

I guess he must have done that (I mean slap himself)

SELFWORTH: Are military men gods. Why all these nonsense as if they are above the law. The boy was wrong but please stop worshipping all these men in uniform .

I share your sentiments but if you have ever been manhandled by a military guy before, you will understand what Geomac is trying to pass across! I can assure you that the slap Pastor Tunde Bakare's son received from the Commandant must have given the poor chap some 'Trium ringing tones' believe me, military guys sabi flog person die, pray you don't fall into their hands

I know the chap, just like his father (for daring to return the slap) because Pastor Tunde Bakare used to tell us his own stories those days while growing up and it wasn't funny, he is a man who hate cheating under any guise, well kudos to the man for asking the Commandant to discipline his son!

[quote author=fritziébaby]thanks jor...it really dat PM i dint understand,but nw i do...thanks[/quote]You are beautiful!!!

It's a pity youth males can't satisfy their women as a result of 'junk foods' they eat around, when elderly men in the villages are going three rounds to put that smiles on d faces of their women. An era where fast foods, gmo-grown fruits, soft drinks and other sugary stuffs are glorified then things like these are bound to be.Many men cannot do beyond 2mins, no wonder our ladies are resorting to $ex toys all becos of what they eat a fruit a day may just be the miracle but how many are willing?
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It's a pity youth males can't satisfy their women as a result of 'junk foods' they eat around, when elderly men in the villages are going three rounds to put that smiles on d faces of their women. An era where fast foods, gmo-grown fruits, soft drinks and other sugary stuffs are glorified then things like these are bound to be.Many men cannot do beyond 2mins, no wonder our ladies are resorting to $ex toys all becos of what they eat a fruit a day may just be the miracle but how many are willing?

....and this is a country where more than 80% of graduates are jobless, where many graduates have not held a 1,000 naira note for a long time, where our beautiful sisters have turned into professional ladies of easy virtues just to eke out a livelihood, where justice is trampled underfoot! At the end, the 'the funky mallam' will be released and life goes on! **tomakint hisses and passes by**

berem: ehe na! Kini big deal? Why shall I shy for my tecno phone?

correct babe, I feel you

ilugunboy: Essentially that in bold is the crux of the matter.

I will surely be doing the picstory of Abeokuta this xmas before Okija_juju descend on my town...

No! Start with Ilugun first yeye boy, you just want to come and expose yourself here!

Wao such an impressive job and good pics all along!!! Not bad for a city that was reduced to rubble in the Civil War between 1967-1970, it's a question of time for States like this under a working governor to assume her leadership status on the long run. Once gain I am impressed

Debroslink: BEEF!!! DAT SAME "WEAK" TEAM DEFEATED THE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS CHELSEA IN D CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.

PLS RESPECT THE GREAT [b]MESSI[/b]AH

Stop wasting your time trying to educate 'clowns who are disrespectful to the chosen one' my message to haters has always been, 'You never see anything' by the time Messi is 30 then come check his records whether you people no go run mad finish. Bloody haters!!! Nice one jare Debroslink!!!

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Enoyoh: in 2010, Wesley Sneijder was robbed; thats why Messi got the award.
too much politics... yawn ooooooo

I am sorry to say this, it seems you have turned the FIFA World Footballer of the Year Award into Nigerian Electioneering Gimmicks, are you aware that some of the voters actually voted for your Schneider, are you aware that coaches and captains of national teams are eligible to vote and that it cannot be manipulated because it is an individual thing noyt a collective one!

What Is Your Favourite T.V Commercials?
I will forever relish the qualities, message deliveries and melodies of music of commercials in the 80s and mid 90s on Nigerian Televisions from Eko Bank (the particular one featuring Nobert Young where he sang along with a lady, “the bank for quality banking, the style of Excellency in all all things…..”) to the now defunct UBA tunes, “bank wisely with UBA, the wise choice in banking……..U.B.A”, it was qualities, concordant tunes galore. I remembered then when my favourite commercial is on, my younger brother would scream my name and shout, ‘Milo gba gba gba gba gba gba Milo” it was real fun in those days while growing up. However, my all time favourites were two; the first was the milo commercials of the late 80s to early 90s and the second was the gold lager beer (I am a teetotaler) commercials of the early 80s then where two giants ‘Gold Lager Beer’ bottles were dancing in a club and one after the other each bottle gradually changes into a man and a woman digging it in the club, it was waostic way back then, what a reminiscence!