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Politics / Re: Drama As Emefiele Dodges Camera In Court (pics) by topsamjo(m): 2:25pm On Aug 17, 2023
Alchemy528:
What is disgrace compared to this

Walahi.... this is a definition of complete disgrace.
Car Talk / Re: I Have Finally Bought My First Car by topsamjo(m): 1:55pm On Jun 15, 2023
buygala:





For those kind of body creaks and rattles that don't affect drivability, just increase volume of radio and keep driving..
Correct advice!!! grin





Na old motor.. If you try to fix every minor creak and rattle, it will bankrupt you.

For those kind of body creaks and rattles that don't affect drivability, just increase volume of radio and keep driving..

My colleague in the office spent close to 100k chasing one phantom barely noticeable creak in his car dashboard for months.. Last last, mecho wey dismantle dashboard no fit couple am back properlygrin.. A broken clip here, broken plastic and a cut wire there, that's how matter escalated to the extent of airbag deploying on its own and nearly killing him while he was in the car, parked by the roadside... If e enter pothole, windscreen defroster and wiper go on, and plenty other gbege enter the moto.
Travel / Re: I Don’t Think I Can Live In Another Country Apart From Nigeria by topsamjo(m): 3:44pm On Apr 20, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Same here.

I have travelled out of this country for official purposes but the thought of remaining outside Nigeria never occurred to me. And don't think I'm talking about African countries o, I mean Europe and Asia.

I'm used to Nigeria o, things outside Nigeria aren't just okay for me. Religion, food, traditions and the "Everyone for himself" things in Europe don't just appeal to me.

Money? I swear I can't abandon my relations in Nigeria just to go search for money. What exactly will the money be used for at the end of the day? Besides, death can come anytime, even while searching for the money.

Good living? What does that even mean? Ogbeni, you have to pay for all those good facilities directly or indirectly, nothing is free. So I take life easy, infact, very easy.

I'm just okay with my little earning here in Nigeria. At least, I pay my bills comfortably. Life is too short.

You share my thought broo....

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Politics / Re: Naira Redesign: ISWAP ‘Abandons’ Naira, Taxes Farmers, Traders In CFAs by topsamjo(m): 8:41pm On Nov 12, 2022
tobito33:
Naija it is finished!!!!!

Na you finish am?
Car Talk / Re: Registered Toyota Camry For Sale. by topsamjo(m): 7:25pm On Jun 16, 2022
Stteller:


600k pay tomorrow?

Sorry for the late response
It's 750k broo.
Car Talk / Registered Toyota Camry For Sale. by topsamjo(m): 9:04am On Jun 16, 2022
Registered Toyota Camry for sale
Price: 800k...( slightly negotiable)
6 plug
Automatic Transmission
Vehicle in good condition
AC: Chilling
Location: Iju Ishaga, Lagos state
Contact: +2348027567883
NOTHING TO FIX.... BUY & DRIVE

Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu Crowned Miss Cell At Kirikiri Prison. by topsamjo(m): 8:23am On Mar 10, 2022
oluwaseyi0:


Life must continue, jail is to correct and reorient them but on another thought

If you fine you fine

This girl just let that crime permanently ruin her life

But are all those ladies up there prisoners? Damn! Freedom is bae


I concur...
Phones / Re: What's The Name Of This Gadget by topsamjo(m): 8:42pm On Mar 07, 2022
Tickles001:
.

Maybe it's damaged or cleared by the last person that used it.

If it's not damaged. You could use "easeus" to recover most of the deleted content if you are so curious.

Please what's "easeus"
Health / Re: Body Is Swelling Up Without Cure by topsamjo(m): 10:09pm On Oct 07, 2021
I have someone same thing happened to
What the Doctor said then was that he had protein in his urine. Try visit any State Teaching Hospital... i wish him quick recovery.

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Family / Re: I Told My Wife Not To Kiss My 6-Month-Old Son On The Mouth: Am I Wrong? by topsamjo(m): 4:21pm On Sep 29, 2021
Bornsinner7:
I see nothing wrong as it is her child.. that you were sexualy abused have left a scar in your memory but you have to deal with it..

Maybe you should let her understand your point of view rather than just prohibiting her authoritatively from the act...

Everybody loves the feel of the lips of babies bro.. don't be mad..
Love your wisdom broo...
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill & Wife, Rosy Meurer Show Off Their Son's Face (Pictures) by topsamjo(m): 7:18pm On Sep 20, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
He has Churchill's face.

I thought Tonto said Churchill is a "40 seconds man",

Tonto is supposed to be the one beside Churchill right now with smiles on her face, instead she's busy exchanges words on Instagram with her fellow Mad Fellows grin



I lay my Hands on this my Innocent and Virtuos head and pray this prayer,
"May I never be Unfortunate to a point that someone else will just come out from nowhere and will now start enjoying the Blessings that is meant for me" ... Amen.

Prayer Point two:
"May I never be Unfortunate to be in a Situation where I'll be Weeping and gnashing my teeth accompanied with Bitter Lamentations because I Failed to Value what I once had".... Amen.


And AMEN...
Religion / Re: Oyedepo Paid Graduate Pastors ₦38,000 Monthly — Sahara Reporters by topsamjo(m): 12:05pm On Jul 25, 2021
My question is should a pastor be paid?
Haba!!! Be paid for what now?
It is well o..
Religion / Re: Dominion City & RCCG: Changing Church As A Married Woman by topsamjo(m): 10:45am On Jul 04, 2021
Biblically,
Your husband's choice should come as priority especially in spiritual matters like this. Furthermore, there are questions you need to answer on your own;
1. Does your hubby exhibhit that christlikeness in the house?
2. Do you pray together at all?
If he has been a good husband to you then he deserves your support in his ministerial duties.

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Education / Re: What Specie Of Snake Is This? by topsamjo(m): 10:10pm On Jan 24, 2021
nams77:

First thing first, black mambas are not found in Nigeria. Secondly, black msmba is not actually black, it is greyish in color. It is the mouth that is black.

Op that specie looks like an African cobra, though the light is not bright in your picture

African cobra??... Sorry about the picture quality
Education / Re: What Specie Of Snake Is This? by topsamjo(m): 10:09pm On Jan 24, 2021
Delary:
The name is Ovueko in my dialect! The snake spits hell!!!
Thanks ... will Google the name as you've written it.
Education / Re: What Specie Of Snake Is This? by topsamjo(m): 9:13pm On Jan 19, 2021
proffemi:


There's an interesting app called SnakeSnap on Google Play. Install it and upload the pic. They'll (usually) id it within 24 hours.

ok broo... thanks ... will try it out.
Education / What Specie Of Snake Is This? by topsamjo(m): 8:51pm On Jan 19, 2021
Good evening house, This snake was killed in my brothers room at about 1am this morning. Took so long before we could kill it . I'm just wondering how a snake as lomg as this managed to enter the room.

Politics / Re: Have You Received Your FGN Survival Fund Alert? by topsamjo(m): 2:04pm On Nov 18, 2020
helinues:


50k is what you called paltry? Though we are yet to authenticate this latest development but if you can not fear God, try and fear devil small
abiii o
Phones / Re: How To Recover Your Stolen Android Device In Less Than 2 Minutes by topsamjo(m): 12:00pm On Jul 04, 2020
MrBONE2:
grin
lol... well, i once recovered a stolen samsung s9 phone... no sim, locatuon turned off too
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Once Sold Second-hand Clothes In Lagos – Report by topsamjo(m): 9:34am On Jul 03, 2020
Righteousness89:
The quest to arrive before his time has put him and others in this mess..

As long as you are doing something honest, and you fear God,there is an ordained time for you to blow..

See Eccles 3:1
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

But when you try to get it before your time, then prepare for the Consequences..
They come Heavy when they come..

Very True..

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Phones / Re: Smartphone Batteries: Some Very Vital Info You May Or May Not Know by topsamjo(m): 9:36am On Jun 28, 2020
Thank you for the information.. They are all very true.
Autos / Neatly Used Mazda Tribute 01/02 For Sale by topsamjo(m): 3:51pm On Jun 26, 2020
Neatly used Mazda Tribute 2001/2002
for sale... Price: 600k...( slightly negotiable)
6 plug
Automatic Transmission
Vehicle in good condition
First body
Location: Iju Ishaga, Lagos state
Contact: 08034745816

Health / Re: Free Medical Consultation Whatsapp Group by topsamjo(m): 9:36am On Jun 24, 2020
08034745816
Politics / Re: Obaseki Unveils PDP Campaign Poster (Pics) by topsamjo(m): 5:10pm On Jun 19, 2020
yeye people.... so you must be the governor of the state at all cost abii
Crime / Re: Uwa’s Pastor Paid Us N1.5 Million To Kill Her Because She Is Pregnant For Him by topsamjo(m): 7:24am On Jun 12, 2020
Juliusmalema:
Avoid Pentecostal churches they will not agree. There is nothing Christ like or Christianity in all these Pentecostal churches be it winners, RCCG, Mountain of fire and the rest..

These churches has bastardized whatever is remaining of Christianity in Nigeria. They are just money making machines headquartered in South west and milking unsuspecting regions dry and channeling the money to west.


Don't be quick to judge

I thought they said the girl WAS a virgin and very respectful. She is a disgrace if she had slept with the said Pentecostal pastor knowing fully well he is married. I now begin to wonder what kind of book she went to read in a church when everywhere is locked down and ASUU on strike. A certain animal, said she can only vouch for the child in her stomach because she may not be aware if the one at the back has plucked any fruit behind



The story is even beyond rape. It was a consensus act between her and the pastor only that she got pregnant at the process and refuse to abort because she loves the pastor.

The pastor now hired a killer who upon completing his assignment also tasted what the pastor always cherish before it backfired.


Uwa rest in peace.

Don't be quick to judge broo..
TV/Movies / Re: Living In Bondage: Breaking Free Reviews And Ratings? by topsamjo(m): 2:11pm On May 29, 2020
Amanee:
The movie was just there - Just another Nollywoood movie glorifying rituals that adds to the same old 'Africa as a dark continent' narrative.

I think it should have ended in part one. This part two is superfluous, overhyped and not in line with the modern realities in Nigeria. In short, it's a worn narrative and Ramsey Nuoah should have had a more challenging directorial debut than 'Living in Bondage 2'. He just rode on the glory of the previous film. Kemi Adetiba was really robbed at AMVCA.

I watched it months ago and I can't even remember anything memorable about the action, it was that bland.

The movie os overhyped i swear! can't be compared to KING OF BOYS at all...

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Crime / Re: Motorists Spend The Night At Osborne Road In Ikoyi For Violating Curfew Order by topsamjo(m): 8:06am On May 20, 2020
This is really serious...
Politics / Re: Diezani Allison-Madueke's House Used As COVID-19 Isolation Centre In Lagos by topsamjo(m): 4:53pm On May 15, 2020
This is a good one from EFCC

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Politics / Re: New Pictures Of Sanusi At His Lagos Residence by topsamjo(m): 8:08pm On Mar 14, 2020
fulaniHERDSman:
Fullywood = Fulani film

Introducing Sanusi for Presidio come 2023

Gandollar as Judas Iscariot.
El Rufai as Joseph of Arimathea
Buhari as Pontius Pilate.
Junaid Mohamed as Caiaphas
etc

You must be a pastor... grin grin
Romance / Re: Couple Got Married 32ft Underwater In The Caribbean Sea (Photo) by topsamjo(m): 9:55am On Feb 11, 2020
One of them must belong to the water world

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Crime / Re: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by topsamjo(m): 8:13pm On Feb 06, 2020
tyup:
I smell Igbos sad
Your mumu is on the highest level.
Health / Re: Her Palms Are Peeling. She Needs Help (Photos) by topsamjo(m): 6:02pm On Jan 07, 2020
Offpoint:

Please no point replying them, I ignored them to save space for reasonable beings to contribute. Those minions with Aba made N2500 JAVA phone and Free opera mini 50mb daily data don't deserve replies.

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