₦airaland Forum

ifyalways:
toshie a gwala m gi,a kpozila m afa again,biko.anyway i still rove you.

he he he he heeeee . . . . ihe love na eme

okay kwa, anyi ga na aku love without ikpo aha onye obula

nke a bukwa new improved love. . . 2008 edition

osoka

Uzzyan:
But what if she is the one made foru?

now this is really hard for me to answer. i believe in destiny. i believe that for every man on this earth God has prepared a woman. it doesnt always work out that way(not God's fault, always man's disobidience) but i do believe that every destiny is always positive.

now b4 you crucify me, what i mean is that i dont think God will destine one to marry somebody that will bring "pain" to the parents of one of the couple. i.e, i dont think God will destine me to marry a girl that will cause my parents heart break(no fault of hers though) but then again, i'm not always I00% correct in my beliefs.

Germannig:
This Osu thing is a despicable custom. But I want to stress that it is not found in all Igboland, at least not in Abia state. I know it exists in parts and not all of Imo. Can't say for Anambra and Enugu. My own state of Abia is Osu-free . The Osu caste system must be done away with and soon too.

@Poster

I wish you (by this I mean people who damn the culture and marry the so-called Osus) can be the guinea pig (experimental animal) as we say in biology, for the final extermination of this custom. Lets see who will query you for doing so.

Please keep us informed on this matter when the marriage is consumated

yea it is even gradually phasing out. i know in some parts of Abia and Anambra states the stuff is gone. By God's Grace it will disappear in the rest of Iboland and then the Ibos will be free from this great Institutional Intra-Racial-Racism

i strongly believe that with time, it will end. but it may be a very long time.
i also believe(may be wrong though) that God is seriously angry with the ibo people for this thing and it may not be unconnected with some of the disasters that have fallen upon us for some decades. . . . just what i believe though.

ify bia ka anyi gaa kpee ekpere na backyard jare. ma fake emepeghi door, gi i bia be m, a bu m open door policy

no ify no cry,
no ify no cry,

debosky:
toshmann

so you sef don dey mount Nkechi for 5 years without her papa knowing?

I dey go Umuleri go report you kita

my man debo
how you take sabi about Nkechi? debosky i don de suspect you o
anyway, how i go dey with babe dem go say make i no chop?
that no be inappropriate sexual neglect and denial of my fundamental sexual rights?

i no gree o

marriage documents are important for legal purposes such as sharing of assets and divorce.

the documents are made with the expectation of a marital breakdown

ify, agaghi m abia bible class taa. elechara m ule and ike gwuru m. kelee pastor, si ya kpetere m ekpere.
ka hie ura. another ule di echi.

roma roma injection nke a nurse ga agba na abali ga ato uto
ejikerela m. ogbachaam the thing, m jiri "injection" nke m gbagwara ya.
he he he he roma roma, uwa a dikwanu uto o

@iyes
tell them, tell them.

i so much agreed with you that i almost logged in using your name

presido1:
Gwam gwam gwam gwam ihe mere ede jiri bee nwiiii?

gwanu anyi. anyi amaghi ya

presido1:
Gwam gwam gwam gwam adobiri ya afushee.

odobiri ofushie . . . . uhm . . uhm . . . uhm . . . chei, presido efuola ooooo

Ikomi:
Who says miracles don't happen?

So Tosh what would I do with those 2 boxes of condoms you asked me to buy? I hope u don't intend to waste my time and money.

ikomi, ikomi, ikomi akporo m gi ugboro ole? ato
a si m gi gote 3 boxes. kedukwanu nke bu 2 boxes. ok, i use-uru one box akwaya
nwanne biko weterem condom m, imaghi na ana enye ceaser nke bu nke ceaser, nyekwa toshmann nke bu nke toshmann.
biko nye m ihe m tupu nairaland anu olu mu na gi

miracle . . . mirage

Migines:
@toshman
stop "socializing"
otherwise,



BAN!!!

i think it's high time seun started paying me for socialising contributions to nairaland. take a look at the racism threads, and culture threads. there is so much hatred there. all because people dont socialise. we need people like me to socialise across tribe, race, religionto bring the elusive peace to nairaland.

that is why i should be nominated the nairaland person of the year

they have said i have no experience. . . but all those who claim to have experience are the ones who we should vote out. because they are the ones who have devastated our nation. the have enough experience in nation destruction. we need fresh minds, fresh faces, fresh ideas etc

the time is now . . . the goal is progress. . . . vote for change . .

for the Niger-Delta, we shall establish the Niger Delta Development Initiative. NDDI. This is going to be an intergrated aproach to the niger delta guestion.
I. we shall restore peace, law and order to the Niger-Delta. this we shall accomplish by introducing 3,000 hot babes to the niger-delta. all militants will be encouraged to give up their arms and anyone who gives up his guns will be awarded 2 hot babes and 3 packs of condoms free. the idea is that this will help reduce the spate of violence in the niger-delta, bring peace and attract oil workers and oil companies.

2. we shall use sweet looking hot babes to raise awareness of the bad situation in the niger-delta. the BBC/CNN always use angry looking militants to show the niger-delta but we need to let the world know that there are good looking babes from the niger-delta, that way the world will react sharp sharp to remove the injustice. . . oil companies return, economy grows, violence dies. . development fires on

3. we shall employ hot mini skirt wearing chicks to promote education of the nation. education is vital for national growth and we shall use these role models to push this through

ladies and gentlemen, this is time for change, we need to try a new approach to problem solving. nigeria is too great to be wasted . . .vote toshmann now

toshmann. . . . a man of the ladies people

the good news is that the nigerian govt now recognises traditional marriages as legally acceptable and one can get a marriage certificate from the authorities after a traditional marriage and it will stand as a bonafide document anywhere in the world. and the post traditional wedding hammering is legal in heaven

my political opponents have started a campaign of calumny against me. but let me say this, we shall prevail. all opposition will be crushed. i have a divine mandate to bring peace to nairaland. we need a detribalised nairalanda.

toshmann for president. there shall be no more banning. banning shall be banned. i'll spread technology across nigeria. every child shall have one laptop, one mp3, one ipod, game of their choice, and digital tv for all school children offering at least 300 channels.

for the ladies, i shall promote liberal fashion week. every month.
for the men, i reduce the price of beer. . . . . _{and condoms}and benefits for guys who have babes

for the crimnals, i shall increase the number of prisons
for the dead ones among you, i shall improve the mortuaries

my govt shall be all inclusive. everybody shall participate, men, women, children, elderly, criminals, dead men and women, mentally deranged men and women, ashawos, juju men, everybody is somebody and toshmann is king

nigerians say tosh. . .tosh . . tosh . . . toshmann

[b]T [/b]antalising
[b]O[/b]utstanding
[b]S[/b]exy
[b]H[/b]andsome
[b]M[/b]acho
[b]A[/b]dorable
[b]N[/b]eat
[b]N[/b]igeria

dont miss this opportunity, dont waste ya vote, vote toshmann b4 he changes his mind.

ifyalways:
i love you with the love of the lord
i love you with the love of the lord
i can see all over you
the glory of the lorda handsome guy i love
toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i love you with the love of the lord !

he he he he heeeeeeeeeeee. . . .
o setiala o o o o

happy new yr ife adigo nma

abum bro tosh the holy man
it shall be permanent
it shall be permanent
what the lord has done for meeeee
it shall be permanent


gwa fake na ofo la ya o, abu m new improved tosh with 200g extra vitality

ule m ga abido echi . . . agugidela m akwukwo taa, si ka m kooluo off na nairalandi
ebe aguru na akwukwo nso bu ephesians 2 vs I0, asi na anyi bu ihe chukwu ga eji aru oru
ekpere m ekpere di egwu taa inshort, adim highly chineked now
pastor sikwa na ayi di wonderfully made(tosh nwa mama )
mgbe m ji bia, enyesiala onyinye
eji m ego onyinye m gote chocolate

jisike, ka continue akwukwo m na agu
kelere m fake

heheheee, imaghi na ana akwu ugwo ile foto m ichoo gi iga na magasine ga lee foto m
magasine ahu bu nke ana akpo

fine boys

I hereby nullify all flirtings. i hate flirting with all my blood.
hey, i can never flirt. i only socialise and make new friends. i dont flirt.
but i have many well wishers
and one love

[center]ABRACADABRA 2008[/center]

I Dr Engr Barr General Prince Toshmann Nwa Mama. . . the great, the Ist, the Dude, the brainy
having examined all the candidates in the race
having perused thier manifestos (if any)
having assessed myself
do hereby conclude as follows:
that I remain the best candidate for this office(which office?)
that i will change the lives of our people forever
that I will enhance freedom of speach for all nigerians
that i will encourage a peaceful environment that will help our people to socialise fully
that i will introduce benefits for guys/babes who are hooked up
that i will encourage partying for our youth.
justice shall be my watch word. . . therefore . . .
any babe that refuses an innocent chyking shall be punished
more of my manifestoes will be coming up soonest
I salute Toshmann, I salute beautiful women,
I salute my campaign
Hip hip hip . . . . . OKPEKEEEEEE

yeah, . .
i took ya kiss
it can treat malaria, typhoid, HIV/AIDS, yellow fever, Congi, etc etc

o bughi m kere onwe m. o bughi m si chineke ya mee m nwoke oma
toshmann nwa mama, nwoke mara nma.
okorobia kara aka
adighi m abuo

anaghi eji ego anweta mma gwa ha

mana abughi m toshnwanyi
abu m nwoke oma. . . . i hapu umu agboghobia ndia, imaghi na oga abu child neglect. o dighi nma
so, ekwesiri ikwu m ugwo maka na i refused the progress of child neglect which the united nations are preaching against.

ihe e preachiri . . . . . . .
onyinye . . . .
ihe m mutara . . . . . . i'm wonderfully made . . . in God's image

mukina2:
it better be that malaria o

been around

it's the malaria

toshnwanyi/toshwoman . . . . ndi irom abiala

muky, i've been looking for ya all over the world
i miss you muky
dont mind all these posts here, i had a little malaria recently so it is affecting my brain

expired

ify i gara uka? agara m churchi taa. infact, a di m very holy now. abiakwala m nso maka a di m holy

onye ka unu na akpo toshnwanyi
ama m na obughi m. kedu onye o bu?