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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 10:56pm On May 28, 2013
spikes C: You're really bad in AT math. >24yrs = 24yrs +1 sec and above wink
i believed that since you are bad not so good at math, perhaps you will have a good command of the english language, at least good enough to understand that I am taking the years to the nearest whole number.

when i say nearest whole number, it means there are no fractions and the unit will be in years.
this means that after 24yrs . . the next is 25 . . then 26 etc.

this means that if someone's age is 24yrs and 4months it will be regarded as 24yrs cheesy

at least you are better than that other kid who lives in england and finds english to be really challenging grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 9:52pm On May 28, 2013
spikes C: Women are becoming scarce for u? U've reduced ur threshold to 24yrs undecided
>24 = 25yrs and above

> = greater than
< = less than
therefore >24yrs = greater than 24yrs, or 25yrs and above

(maths embarassed )
Romance › Re: Man Gets Slapped After Proposing To Woman In Public (PHOTOS) by toshmann(m): 9:47pm On May 28, 2013
ItsModella: toshmann, I know it's bad but I found it funny, ok? Why did you have to quote only me and reply me with this blah blah epistle? mind yasef abeg angry angry
no sister, it aint funny. i know you are still a kid and won't understand where this is leading. you may not know it, but i can tell you that at least 50% of the guys that saw this happen won't forget it in a hurry.
what does that mean? these same brothers have to get a girl when the time is right. and those who were there at shepherds bush and witnessed this will most liekly say in their hearts "this won't happen to me" . in other words, about 50% of good brothers guys have psychologically been deviated from true romantic relationships.
who looses?
us. you and me. the black community. we deviate away from each other.

evidence?

look at america. that girl behaved like the typical african american woman. just last month, a sister in west carrolton ohio asked me if i have ever seen a woman manhandling a man. i thought she was joking, then two other sisters joined in the gist and gave examples of what they did to men, they laughed heartily, i was looking at them, one was in her 20s, the others were in their 40s, unmarried, with kids, and happy sad . . . i shame on their behalf sad

i'm sure it's a similar story in your city . . lots of beautiful black women, without husbands, and with children from different men, co habiting with a boyfriend that owns none of the children . . . and those children will grow up in that setting . . what kind of adult will those children be in the future?

men love soft women, girls we can love, and caress, and pet and care for. that's why men call their girls baby. we're looking for whom to give TLC (tender loving care) not some "strong black woman" full of testosterone grin . . to compete with in the bedroom grin . . .

this attitude should be discouraged by black woman. don't let the world keep presenting you as the "angry black woman" that nobody wants to marry. it brings us all down as a race. and i hear nigerian girls have started behaving like this too.

i know you wont understand. . . but when you grow. . . you will wink
and hurry up and grow . . . i'm waiting grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 8:20pm On May 28, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...Spike C <<<<<< Peter file angry[/quote]is this supposed to mean pedophile? huh

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..sweery adaobi.. hav u been to Coko bar near elepant and castul?[/quote]is this supposed to mean elephant and castle? huh

adaobi123: [size=13pt]at his stupidity[/size]
lipsrsealed
IshiTosh: Victoria Garden City, Lagos Island. cheesy

Google is ya fwend grin
time is ya enemy wink
By the way, google of VGC--> http://www.vgcats.com/

Dear IshiTosh, google is your friend in good times, but Toshmann is your friend . . all the time cheesy
here's for ya . . kiss (if you are >24yrs)
Family › Re: Man Puts Baby In Freezer To Stop Her From Crying by toshmann(m): 8:04pm On May 28, 2013
victorD3: Sounds like what would happen in Lagos Nigeria
can't happen in lagos na, NEPA will not let this kind of thing happen in lagos. angry
Family › Re: Man Puts Baby In Freezer To Stop Her From Crying by toshmann(m): 8:01pm On May 28, 2013
that man should be sent to prison and locked up for life. and the keys thrown into the river and a whale sent to swallow the keys and to digest it angry
Celebrities › Re: Okocha At Age 3 With A Football by toshmann(m): 5:28pm On May 28, 2013
achi4u: where are you driving tohuh

leave GEJ out thisgringringrin


NL di egwugrin
I no call anybody name o cheesy
Romance › Re: Man Gets Slapped After Proposing To Woman In Public (PHOTOS) by toshmann(m): 5:24pm On May 28, 2013
minnygirl: you have suddenly changed d topic to BLACK WOME.N!
It's common in the US, public slapping of men by women and its always the BLACK WOMAN slapping a BLACK MAN. It's not a change of topic, it's a pattern. And it a disgrace to our race, not just the women.

Amelian: The lady is stupid... If u don't like him, simply say No and walk away than the slap angry.... The slap is highly uncalled for... And so barbaric .... sad... Karma is a bittch......She will regret her actions later... So uncultured...smh..
Relief, this coming from a sister is a relief.

specialguest: How can she slap a full grown man just because he finds the virtues of a life partner in her?. Steewpid girl even if na mad man kneel down propose she no suppose act that way. As for the man how can you propose to a lady you are unsure of in a public place? You for do am for house na, foolish man.
Good word sister. We still have some sensible ladies in dark skin.

cold: grin Angry black woman..hmmm
This is a common perception in the US, I remember the Republican Party tried to paint Michelle Obama as the angry black woman during the 2008 campaign, I didn't understand then, but now I understand the US culture a little bit and its attitude like this that makes that perception popular.

And it's affecting the black community. Badly!

[quote author=ozo-dimgba]D guy stoop too low to conqure. Odikwa very risk![/quote]There's nothing wrong with what the guy did. He was courageous and genuinely in love to do that. How many men can do that? I'm sure there are millions of single girls praying for the day some guy will do that for them. Truly romantic guys should not be discouraged by this girl's attitude. I'm not romantic so I never even dreamt of doing anything like this.
Romance › Re: Man Gets Slapped After Proposing To Woman In Public (PHOTOS) by toshmann(m): 5:10pm On May 28, 2013
masterpiecer: Where are all the ladies in the house, u ppl r not saying anything reasonable abi?, if this scenario was on reverse i'm sure dis thread would hav been on the 10th page with terrible rants from una. Smh, God is watching una.
I'm suddenly scared of the ladies in nairaland o undecided
It ain't funny.
It's not.

And people wonder why guys are reluctant to marry in the western world. With marriage laws literarily putting you in the woman's hands, this is how peaceful marriage works here o ( woman hits, man endures, peaceful marriage)
I hate it when a man hits a woman, I hate it when a woman hits a man. Marriage suffers. I'll rather adopt a child and continue having free loose bedmates than live with violence.
Romance › Re: Man Gets Slapped After Proposing To Woman In Public (PHOTOS) by toshmann(m): 5:04pm On May 28, 2013
ItsModella: LMAOOOO!!! Totally unexpected. grin grin...see the dude's face...hahahaha!!

But seriously now, she could have had some pity on him. Why did she have to slap him like that in front of everyone? undecided undecided
It's not funny! angry

Think about how some nice guy who wants to propose to some nice black chick would feel after seeing this.

I wish black chicks would come out and condemn this babe.

On second thoughts, I think this guy is lucky o undecided
God just saved him from a horrendous marriage with a violent and nasty woman.
Seriously. I k ow what I'm saying. I've seen 10-15yrs old marriages collapse bc of violence from the woman.

Women usually go violent on gentlemen whom they know won't hit them back. Bc violent men who beat their wives are never humiliated.
Romance › Re: Man Gets Slapped After Proposing To Woman In Public (PHOTOS) by toshmann(m): 4:58pm On May 28, 2013
chax100: Please and please, no lady should imitate this to a Nigerian guy Ooo... or else your name for months will be 'Sorry Ooooo'. Nigerian guy no go even propose in public in the first place sef.
I think you should make your voice louder. People must get it into their heads that this is not a representation of the black woman.

Obviously, 99% of men won't propose in public ( actually over 50% of men won't propose at all ) but the few who are romantic enough and brave enough should not be discouraged.
I, for one, won't propose on my knees. And I won't propose in public. grin I'll propose standing up, in a hotel room, moments after . . . . . . . wetin you wan hear
Yes, it's unromantic, but it will reduce the weight of rejection and more importantly a girl that just f--ked me is not likely to say no to a marriage of a guy she just F--ked. cool however, she'll be compensated with a great loving marriage. cheesy
For America here, marriage don die finish grin
Celebrities › Re: Okocha At Age 3 With A Football by toshmann(m): 1:27pm On May 28, 2013
homesteady: Okocha had no belt!!lol
At least he had shoes grin
Romance › Re: Man Gets Slapped After Proposing To Woman In Public (PHOTOS) by toshmann(m): 1:23pm On May 28, 2013
Unsuprisingly, its the black woman slapping a black man in public. Another reason why the black woman is the least loved and least married woman in the western world.

The looser is not the man, it's the other unmarried girls bc this BS( if its true) will add more fire to the already discouraged guys trying to marry black girls.

Here in America black girls have already devised a means of having kids from different men without marrying them. And they are proud to be called "strong black woman"
Only problem is they don't realize the rest of the society is laughing at them. sad
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 12:23am On May 28, 2013
Ishilove: I am located at VGC, Lagos Island cool
Which one be VGC?
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 8:11pm On May 27, 2013
Ishilove: Mr cork, colonial slave mentality dey worry u. Come back home let us teach u how to be a Nigerian cheesy
The guy is stuck in south London grin

Heck, he won't even move to north London, na Nigeria you want carry am go? grin

I wish you goodluck cheesy
Culture › Re: What Does A Yoruba Village Look Like? by toshmann(m): 8:08pm On May 27, 2013
I think we need a home based Yoruba to give authentic answers to the questions of this thread.
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:51pm On May 27, 2013
adaobi123: LOOOOOOOOL you can pack my "LAUNCH" box for me
Ok, brb.
I need a rocket "luncher" to pack your "launch" box

grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by toshmann(m): 5:43pm On May 27, 2013
Aguru abiala m, Onye nu ya?

Babyosisi!
Ify!
Kedukwanu Onye shiri rice taa? undecided
Damn, another day of spaghetti. . . . . Mmadu nwerike riwe spaghetti a one day, Wuruzia worm bikonu! embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:40pm On May 27, 2013
adaobi123: Warreva undecided
You want ice cream for your children's day gift cheesy

Or should I pack a "LAUNCH" box for ya grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:39pm On May 27, 2013
spikes C: Adaobi, mr. Cork, otele and co. (Itsmodella, adabekee, ishilove, ) Happy children's day grin
grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:37pm On May 27, 2013
adaobi123: Thank you grandpa toshh tongue
You are welcome, but . . .
It's not grandpa's day yet cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:34pm On May 27, 2013
adaobi123: cheesy
Hey kid young adult, happy children's day grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:33pm On May 27, 2013
English no easy o grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:32pm On May 27, 2013
spikes C: , i'll get you a launch box cheesy
adaobi123: You mean lunch box ? grin
grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 5:31pm On May 27, 2013
spikes C: Adaobi, mr. Cork, otele and co. Happy children's day grin
grin grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Bus Preacher Beaten To Coma In Lagos After Condoms Fall From Bible by toshmann(m): 10:22pm On May 26, 2013
Abeg make una leave the guy jare grin

Which prayer is easier
A) father forgive me fort sins of fornication

OR

B) father I need a miracle to heal this HIV/AIDS
and a job to take care of this child and treat the child o the HIV as well as the mother.

Make una tell me which prayer you'll prefer to make cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: When God Forgives, He Forgets: Be Like Him by toshmann(m): 9:15pm On May 26, 2013
Lai-Lai angry

You want me to forgive all those babes wey no gree give me the "thing"? No way angry

There's only one way to forgive, they had better come and give me what they owe me o

Nonsense! Forgive ko forgive ni angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 6:56pm On May 26, 2013
Lol
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 6:48pm On May 26, 2013
That's good.
Where's otele? Abi him mama don lock am up since the London terror attack grin
For closer monitoring grin. Make dem no radicalize am cheesy

Even though he's in north London
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by toshmann(m): 6:45pm On May 26, 2013
adaobi123: abeg edit your post
So u can speak pidgin English ?
Politics › Re: MOJAO: A New Terror Group Emerges by toshmann(m): 6:33pm On May 26, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Almost sounds like MOJO[/color]
grin
Eze Pant wink. I was about to appease them with some condoms cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin To Leave Church Before The Pastor Exit? by toshmann(m): 6:27pm On May 26, 2013
devour129: Reminded me of one stupid driver we had, leaved in our bungalow with his family and attended family worship.everytime he had programme at the church.could be morning afternoon or night. Sometimes he disappears a whole day but we overlooked it.there was a day my hubby was supposed to travel out and my hubby told him a day before,d man went for the church programme ,while there we kept calling cos I don't drive and it was too early to start calling friends,this guy picked his call and told us they locked the door and refused them leaving until after the programme and we were like you must be on drugs which church does that (we later confirmed it was tru).to cut story short,we sacked him,the church ddnt employ his and the last I heard the guy sent his family back to the village.before d saints start talking,he has been forgiven a lot of times .the point of my story is that some churches lock there doors against members and don't let them out until wen d pastor is ready
That church should be sued for an infringement on their fundamental human right, the freedom of movement, as enshrined in our constitution. angry
When will the black man start to think for himself?

And what's all this talk of walking out on God's presence? Since when did the pastor become God? Have you vet heard of something called omnipresent? If I walk out of the church and enter the nearest bar to download a few pints of beer to maintain my mood, you think say I don walk out of God's presence? The omnipresent God is there in the bar. Watching over me as I gulp my beer, protecting me from poison and violence. Ensuring that the beer does me good cool

Guys, think. Lack of thinking is what made two kids go on rampage in London last week.

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