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ifyalways: Lolx.
Tosh ndo. Ihula ihe spare nwa ji di nkpa? Follow come zuzue ezuzu umu uwa a daba china sharply. Ihe nile wu ihe. Otu a na otu e, ha nile bu udaume

Ifylacious iji okwu there, in times of emergency, mgbeke will have a high value.

Unexpected irukwuru-irukwuru wu ihe ojoo.

Idowuogbo: I'm good o! Dis weda is worrying my brain.

Kai! Unzobu zobu! Eyinmba eyi!

What weather? Where are you?

Too cold? Come let me warm your body up
Too hot? Come chill with me

Too lonely? C'mon, I'm here.

Dandy-Dindy ID
Howdy girl

Afam4eva: My love for you is undeniable, unquenchable, unstoppable, unbeatable, unkillable, undestroyable, unrapeable...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAdzSUuX3FM

Ishilove: You nasty!

Nasty is good.
You ought to try it

Ishilove: You get mouth. You mouthfully mouthful

Yes na. And the mouth can do a lot
No be only for talking . . . you get what I mean

I hope say u no be another teenager ?
Bc dem full for this nl

jmoore: Ga nara oriri nso n'ulo uka o wuru na I choro i di ocha

Oriri nso Ify wu tombo na anu Nkita
O wu ihe n'eme ya ka odi ocha

Ishilove: So you nefa reach 35?

Mschewwwwwww! See this small boy giving toshbabe hope

Toshbabe, I don old o. Forget that foto wey u de see. I fit born you sef

However, I still dey "young at heart" ( and also at "that side" )

Prinyebabe: Always remember that you are in another man's country. They worked to bring it up to the developed state it is and you are enjoying it. So, don't expect angels to transform naija overnite, it needs its citizens' support. So, stay where you are and let those who have the fighting spirit fight it out. We'l get there sometime. Home is home.

And you think people abroad don't have fighting spirit? You think you are more patriotic than those abroad? D'you believe those abroad are not contributing to Nigerian economy even as of now?

Billions of dollars are sent home annually by immigrants abroad. This helps directly or indirectly to push up the Nigerian economy. Money sent home to family members who now spend that money in Nigeria, build businesses with the money in Nigeria, or even just putting it in a bank in Nigeria has helped the Nigerian economy one way or the other.

Even traveling to and from Nigeria helps boost the airline or at least the airport economy.

Ideas, knowledge and skills acquired abroad is also introduced into the Nigerian society. These stuff all help the Country.

Lets not fight unnecessarily about home vs abroad. Fact is, wherever you are, figure out what you can do. . . . . . . and DO it

pDude: Who said boko haram informant has to be Muslim? And btw who said boko haram is a Muslim group?

I even heard boko haram is a Christian organization based in mbaise in Imo state. Infact their leader Mazi Ikenna Akpuruotele Onwujuru has been arrested and released twice. The lady that bombed the church on Xmas day, Mrs Onyearagbulem Amudinjo was seen in mbaise last month planning new attacks on innocent civilians in maidugiri. She has booked a flight from atumbala international airport in mbaise to suruKamsuru airport in Damaturu from where her plans will be carried out.

Last week, the military intelligence officer Lt Col Amuojii Ajimkpabu disclosed that bomb materials were discovered in the home of one Mr Afonri Orikaobuo in Ngor Okpala LGA of Imo State.
Odikwa egwu o.
These xtians sef

spikes C: Are you jealous



You're not the only one who's above 35 here
Meanwhile, am in bed

Come this boy so you nova sleep yet?
I go wack you slap now if you no take time.

I know say I don old but 35? Haba easy o

By the way mister, shouldn't you be in bed too? Abi no be teenager you be too?

spikes C: It's love, ifunanya in high places

Love in kindergarten

Eshi m party lota now. Otu Asa nwa m huru ebe ahu amasi m nke Oma. M chuo de nwa, nwatakiri elechaa m Anya gbaa m potti

Toshmann ataala mpataka. Ujo atughi nwa a?

Anyway, ka m kpoogodi my back up Akwuna ka omedaa m Obi ugbu a because ahu emewela m ajo irukwuru-irukwuru

Nonsense upon ingredients

adaobi123: Where is uncle toshmann ?

I'm here. But you should be in bed now. Ya mates like "you know who" have gone to bed.

adaobi123: Hey

You are kissing spike C? . . . . . somebody will sulk after seeing this.

adaobi123: So i cant stay up ?

And just a few minutes after seeing him you are already sticking out your tongue for him

These kids na wa o.

queenvic: Hahahaha Yeah but Im waiting for Billy..hes gonna buy me a Star beer and akara!!

[s]Billy is here, oya waiter pass down the beer and akara. Hurry abeg! queen Victoria can't be kept waiting.

John ngwa bring my box of condoms, Biko mee osiso, before queen returns to parliament. We need some royal "activities"
[/s]

Source:
www.akpa-amu-news.gov/condoms

Hmmm, Billy no gree o

ifyalways: lol
Ihe oma n'anya nwere agreement.
Nna,ya gaziere gi.Jidekwa ncha gi at all times maka umu ihe

Ifynkwa,
Odika iche na Onye obula wu darfur. A whole nwa mama. Nwoke Mara mma. M na agba ncha maka gini? Akwuna ogwula n'obodo a?

Nwanne jide onwe gi o. Infact anuru m na the highest class of Akwuna nu na Atlanta, emego kwa m plans imetu Atlanta aka before summer agwu.

First son will be Julius Caesar
Second son King Henry VIII
First Daughter will be Cleopatra
Second Daughter will be Malabress

I will return, chinua Achebe style . [size=5pt]when I'm dead[/size]

spikes C: Na so you want take die abi

Try insult my ID na, make u see whether I no go pluck those ya yeye eye from the eye socket .
. . . . . . . . and run away

shit, my driver licence don expire . .

chei . . i don forget my appointment o . . . my people make i run comot . . make una keep una pants zipped up o, unless i ask otherwise . .

ciao

ItsModella: yes ke, ATL runs that shït.

so hurry up and come back na for ya house i go stay . . i wont have money left for hotel accomodation when i come to atlanta bc i go don finish my money for my one week riotous expedition in DC/Virginia/Maryland axis . . i als need to go to New York to "look aound" before i come to your ATL. all this na money . . so i'll have none left for ATL, i need to save up for the strip clubs , alcohol, condoms etc . . .

adaobi123: toshmann, dont you know that you are weirdly funny ?

. . . i've always know i'm weird . . didnt know i was also funny . .

Idowuogbo: Knock knock! Anybody home?

home is where the heart is . .
welcome honey . .it belongs to us

adaobi123: I will always laugh at this

you too laugh

ItsModella: My fatherland

eyaa, when are you coming back? i was gonna come to atlanta this summer . . i hear say na there you dey. dont worry i know say u be children, i no de come razzle you, but i hear say atlanta get am for umumgboto levels . . . nightclubs, strip clubs, more strip clubs and additional strip clubs . . you get what i mean

spikes C: www.google.com

i dey ask you where my ID dey. you de tell me make i use google . . you dey mad

TWAK!! toshmann hammers spike C a recycled slap . . . . and runs away fast

ItsModella: in a couple of hours

where are you going?

Idowuogbo:

shymexx: There's no place like South London in London Town.

That's where everything happens - the rest are still playing catch-up, trying to imitate us. But they can't see us! Just tell anyone you're from South London in London Town and watch how they'll rate you.

You need to come out here for South London hospitality

thank you . . . . i still prefer my village . . umuakparikpata in the ancient kingdom of umumkpi . . i'll stay there and farm in peace and breathe oxygen in the air rather than hypertensive south london and polluted air from all sorts of smokable stuff.

only south chicago is worse than south london