₦airaland Forum

Yesterday was funny. A monkey has been disturbing
my
area for days now. I got to hear the "kule kule"
today.I heard that this monkey has been
domesticated for close to 15yrs now that it now
understands yoruba and that even the owner was
always sending it on errands. However the mokey
got to hear a discussion that it would be killed
because of this ebola outbreak .Guess what,the
monkey had to run for its dear life to the extent that
if people are trying to lure it with banana,it would
pick race the moment it sees the owner . This same
monkey was claimed to have tried to carry a baby
(although I've read about babies brought up by
animals) save for the intervention of the baby's
mother that quickly poured on it hot beans. I know it
may not be rational to say animals can understand
us but to some extent, I think they do.

Some people can lie and even maintain eye contact

The first and second dropped out of Havard; dummies don't go there in the first place. Thay had something upstairs. Come to Nigeria self, there are some drop outs who are more intelligent than some supposed graduates

Bleaching to me ooo , is bad

Even when the party lost in the deputy governor's polling unit,it was still rigged. Yeye people. I wish this party could realise that government that comes to power through the popular support of the electorates is the basic attribute of legitimacy

henryobinna: maybe metaphysics

. No, Physics

franciskaine: sorry its megalomania.

. Bros google megalothymia. I'm 100% sure of what I typed sir (megalothymia and isothymia)

Maybe, I'm not well grounded in Physics

It cuts across all tribes and nations. I think this is due to megalothymia-the need to be recognised as
superior to others. Hence, many do not want others to be superior to them. However, it takes the grace of God to overcome the crab mentality

Thumbs up

Please I need it too.

ayodejy05: Marketing is not a problem. It's about planning and location. If you are in Akure, Ondo state; there are enough market.

. Please I'm in Ado. Although I haven't started the business yet because I'm also confused about how to go about the marketing. Kindly throw more light on the marketing please. Thanks in anticipation

Philosophy

Thanks in anticipation

Mine was not picture.I remember years back trying to tell my dad what I learnt in school (Biology)"Digestion of bla bla bla starts from mast.urbation" He was like,I don't think that's what you were told.It should be mastication. This thread is so hilarious

Na ball una dey watch abi na nairaland See comments.

This their number 10 go sabi form sha

Na pidgin commentary , so sweet

All thanks to God for the gift of life

Mannastoress: Some graduates in Nigeria are illustrates and have no vision. i use to see in nairaland where people will post a question asking that he/she have been invited for an aptitude test in a coy and if anybody know how much the company pay as salary are you just after the salary, are you even competent enough to get the job, what are your skills, they never ask

Are you a graduate? ? ? No offence intended

Mr. Adeyeye- Opa Mose
V.P.- Face cap
Principal - Oga Ojo
Akin Oyebode Esq- Expire
Mr. Abe - Okadigbo
Mr Omodara-Vandamme
I rep Christ's School

felifeli: Na dem sabi. Who wan marry Igbo sef?

Eyeing one already

gratiaeo: I de tidy one yoruba damsel as am typing this.
You need pix?

Anybody can tidy but it takes a lot to father a child.

stardragon: One in 1million! By the way, which village s dat?

I won't tell you but the clue is that I'm in core East.

lorretta u: Of course there exceptions to the rule
But promiscuity is not our thing.

If na lie ask ... Infact I won't name some areas now to avoid tribal bashing

I would be marrying soon,gist me so that I don't fall into wrong hands. BTW, I've met some faithful igbo ladies

Tapout: Maybe b'cos once married, igbo women remain faithful 2 d end

I'm presently in an igbo village,I know of a lady who commits adultery. Is that your definition of faithfulness Don't generalise please

He will have to learn, I know,
that all men are not just, all men are not true.
But teach him also that for every scoundrel there is a hero;
that for every selfish Politician, there is a dedicated leader…
Teach him for every enemy there is a friend,
Steer him away from envy, if you can, teach him the secret of quiet laughter.
Let him learn early that the bullies are the easiest to lick…
Teach him, if you can, the wonder of books…
But also give him quiet time to ponder the eternal mystery of birds in the sky, bees in the sun, and the flowers on a green hillside.
In the school teach him it is far honourable to fail than to cheat…
Teach him to have faith in his own ideas, even if everyone tells him they are wrong…
Teach him to be gentle with gentle people, and tough with the tough.
Try to give my son the strength not to follow the crowd when everyone is getting on the band wagon… Teach him to listen to all men…
but teach him also to filter all he hears on a screen of truth, and take only the good that comes through.
Teach him if you can, how to laugh when he is sad…
Teach him there is no shame in tears, Teach him to scoff at cynics and to beware of too much sweetness…
Teach him to sell his brawn and brain to the highest bidders but never to put a price-tag on his heart and soul.
Teach him to close his ears to a howling mob and to stand and fight if he thinks he’s right.
Treat him gently, but do not cuddle him, because only the test of fire makes fine steel.
Let him have the courage to be impatient… let him have the patience to be brave.
Teach him always to have sublime faith in himself, because then he will have sublime faith in mankind.
This is a big order, but see what you can do…
He is such a fine little fellow, my son!

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because people,most often time,don't know what is right. right=3left.

ok